Remember when Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts got married?

Yeah, that one's REAL stable.

Not LL, he was probably in love with her. She just wanted to have sex with someone "interesting" looking.

Was that about the time Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton traded blood capsules?

The Road to Ensenada is in my Top Ten best songs. Was listening to it a few days back. Apparently this was during his time with her. Don’t know if it’s true and the song is open to interpretation. Nevertheless it’s a gorgeous song.

BDF central station for both Lyle and Billy.

Exactly R4. We know what attracted Julia.

Alo Vera!

You cunt.

Love was in the air, OP.

Probably charisma and a huge dick. The power of the pussy. The power of the huge dick.

He likes em YOUNG. She was in her prime and settled for a tall ugly weirdo and then proceeded to spend as much time away from him as possible lol.

LL is hung like a fucking horse

Love was all around - no need to fake it.

They were the Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande of their time.

Worst actor in the history of cinema. He couldn't even play himself.

Woody and Soon-Yi are still together decades later.

J was at the restaurant they had their reception in.

Isn't Julia a known size queen. Regardless she was fucking Daniel Day Lewis the whole time

I recall seeing a picture and she was barefoot. Hick!

Julia went from Kiefer Sutherland to Jason Patric to Daniel Day Lewis to Lyle Lovett. She must have a hole like the Lincoln tunnel.

[quote] I recall seeing a picture and she was barefoot. Hick!

True Georgia trash. You can’t bleach it out.

R18 she lost her virginity to Liam Neeson at 19. Supposedly.

Lyle has a huge dick, Julia is a whore!!

R18 you missed Dylan McDermott

R20 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

No fucking way. He’s rumored to be gargantuan.

Fact not rumors. He's shown his huge, flopping dick on film.

It goes Neeson>McDermott>Sutherland>Patric>Day-Lewis>Lovett>Washington>Quaid>Malroney and Ethan Hawke, Baldwin and many other in between. Many had her.

Denzel got in there too.

Julia once admitted that she had a childhood crush on Abraham Lincoln, so her attraction to LL made sense.

I remember when they got divorced, My single survival teacher took our class to the grocery store, and as we got to the checkout she was explaining Impulse buys and saw me glancing at a people magazine with the "shocking details" She said to me, I always thought you were the National inquirer kind, which seemed to me a thinly veiled way to say, Little homosexual boy.

Ah man r28 i just want say I've had multiple occasions like that where completely unnecessary I feel like people have taken an opportunity to tell me the they knew. Like that. It was terrible for how it was handled but I also understood the type that would do it. I'm sorry for the discomfort because I've totally gotten it. Even as an adult where I don't care and some people just need to go there.

R25, Benjamin Bratt

I always felt bad for him because people were like "eeeew he's too ugly for her"

My favorite comment about it at the time was "He could do better."

Thank you r28, I am sorry you got those jabs too, I was getting shit like that from the time I was seven years old.

^Me too. Many times its even by loved ones

That striped suit of hers is so bad. She's never had much of a nose for style, only for big dick.

His second marriage came after a 14-year engagement, so I guess he wanted to be damn sure it was going to work out better than the first one did. They have boy/girl twins, like Julia does.

[quote],[R18] she lost her virginity to Liam Neeson at 19. Supposedly.

Ha! 🤣

R25 Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott? Or both?

And what about Kenny Chesney and the one with the squinty eyes?

To R38, go with both, that skanky Ho would fuck anyone.

[quote]Was that about the time Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton traded blood capsules?

This was years before Angelina Jolie had ever been heard of.

He has a big dick and she loves anal sex. Perfect fit.

Jesus, OP…trigger warning next time?

There's no way she was still a virgin at age 19.

She probably lost it at 10

She has a huge mouth, could probably fit 2 dicks inside

Beauty and the Beast.

At her best she was cute, but she never has been stunning. Someone was getting paid a pretty penny to put her on the Sexiest Female lists.

She's never been in the league of an Audrey Hepburn, Faye Dunaway or Ali MacGraw to name a few. And she's aged badly.

He's super hung and fucks like a jackhammer, that was his appeal to Julia and other young starlets.

'She has a huge mouth, could probably fit 2 dicks inside"

Damn, Jason and I should have thought of that!

I always thought Julia was living out some weird fantasy of Pulp's "Common People" when she got with Lovett.

Gilbert Gottfriend on Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

LL looks like K.D. Lang with jet lag and a severe case of food poisoning.