Christina Meursinge-El Moussa-Anstead-Haack runs through husband number 3

She always seemed insufferable and a total controlling bitch, I don’t blame the men for running away, quick!

That voice alone (vocal fry + Valspeak+ upspeak) 🤢 would deter me from a second date. Awful person on top of it all.

She's a dick sampler.

I don't blame her.

Get it, girl!

Only Three??

When she and Tarek divorced, I somehow thought it was probably his fault - cheating, general douchiness, or some such.

I guess we now know who the nightmare really is.

Maybe she and Husband #3 had irreconcilable differences about whether to go with the "Canyon" or "Farm" design for their Jacuzzi shower remodel.

Christina in the Cuntry.

I’ve always thought it was her. When I first saw her show 10 years sho, I told my parents she was controlling, manipulative, and shrill. They told me it was an act. I said it wasn’t.

Exhibit A.

Who will be the next victim?

If she's as boring in the sack as her interior designs, it's no wonder she can't keep a man.

I am impressed. This girl treats men like kleenex!

Right wing cunt who's friends with Candace Owens.

The pathetic thing is how openly she flaunted these relationships with Anstead and Haack. I'm in love! I've found love again! See our wedding pics!

How embarrassing for her.

Isn’t she the one with the godawful bathtub replacement commercials?

Isn’t that 4 husbands? Her poor kids.

I hate that damn bitch. I've hated her since she was married to Tarek. How he got through that marriage without beating her to death is beyond me.

[quote] When she and Tarek divorced, I somehow thought it was probably his fault - cheating, general douchiness, or some such. I guess we now know who the nightmare really is.

Two things can be true at the same time.

R13

I suspect she's not the type to be embarrassed by her choices or her life.

Poor kids.

She looks like a barbie who got her face pushed in.

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R2 UPSPEAK!

I’ve been trying to find a word that describes that bitch and her tendency to make every declarative statement sound like a question.

Either horribly personality disordered or sexually abused as a child by someone close to her. Perhaps both.

Wow, every successive man is a BIG step down in hotness, and I gotdamn guarantee she's keenly aware of it.

You forgot Hall OP, that’s the last husband. As she has said herself, she loves love. He’s a dick, and totally played her to get a lot of $ and notoriety. I see on the upcoming flip off show that she has a conversation with Tarek to clear the air. But Ant is an upcoming judge, as are Tarek & Cristina’s mothers, together. So I don’t think she’s as hated as you imagine, but she needs to be by herself for more than 5 minutes, and that seems impossible for her.

21 Upspeak is part of southern california/valley girl accents.

Does she have children by each one?

Upspeak is NOT the same as Val gurrl speak! There might be a link, but that has not been established. Miss Thing has all the irritating affectations listed in R2.

Ant Anstead was the pinnacle. It's been downhill from there. This new guy looks like an uber douche. She makes J Lo seem demure.

I don't get why people are so interested in her. No disrespect to anyone posting here about her......but I am on the HGTV subreddit and every time this bitch so much as scratches her ass there are 300 posts about it.

I just don't get it. She is the most basic mall Becky to ever live.

And her giraffe neck is already creeping into 60 year-old Katherine Hepburn territory.

Kate knew a woman’s neck is the first middle-aged identifier that no lift can cure.

Turtlenecks and high collared shirts for you girl, I’d you’re smart.

The last guy was a retired cop, seemed sleazy as fuck.

WHORE!

Some women just marry every man they sleep with, Liz Taylor was that way.

She's made it "instagram official" with her new beau!

Some people are fickle and they either go into marriage unseriously, or they get tired of their spouse relatively quickly. Once you go beyond divorce number three, and onto marriage number four, the problem is likely you.

This whore…

Her weak voice kills my ears.

She's hangry. If she ate a sandwich ever she would still be on husband no. 1.

After a California judge signed off on the terms and conditions of the divorce earlier this week, Hall took to his Instagram page to share his reaction, writing, “Excited to spend Labor Day weekend in the real reality… Finally, legally divorced and a free man.”

“I’ve always worked hard, kept what’s mine, and declined hand outs, and I’m keeping it that way,” he continued, sharing his caption alongside a photo of himself in a field petting a horse.

He concluded his post with a dig at Haack, stating, “Lesson learned: don’t marry someone who needs constant public validation and will use your personal drama for attention.”

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

Is that the Jacuzzi bath remodel upspeak chick?

No wonder she can't stay married.

She should come on the next season of the Real Housewives of Orange County. She’s not afraid of making a public mess, and the Heather/Tamra/Emily Axis of Evil would put her through hell.

She fascinates me and is fun to watch. I like the shows that are set in Southern California vs the country ones (guess those ones are over anyway).

R28 - Agreed about downhill momentum post-Ant. I DVRed the show faithfully when Anstead was on it because I found him hot AF. Still do.

R42 - agreed - she is Orange County personified. Vocal fry? check Boob job? check, long bleached blonde hair in tendrils with extensions? check, tight clothes? check, tons of makeup? check, looking expensive and yet unsophisticated and suburban at the same time? Triple check.

I don't understand that look - but it's so OC and it always steps the toe over the line to tacky. I hate Orange County with a passion anyway. (not the show - the actual place) It has a handful of redeeming places, but mostly it's tacky rich people who think USC is Harvard who love to show off their money, or it's run-down areas with people thinking it's fine because it still has good weather.

Ant was the hottest - and apparently the sanest.

Can't stand Tarek or his bad taste in women.....but he does have some serious BDE, and Egyptian men are usually packing......so I can sorta see why she'd jump on that. The last husband was just straight up watered down trailer trash, though.

Cluster B, she probably has all of them.

R45 theres a pic floating around of him post workout and his shorts were pasted to his crotch. She dumped his ass for a reason.

[quote] theres a pic floating around of him post workout

Which husband/boyfriend? LOL

R48 Mea culpa darling ! Tarek !

Thanks R49!

Skanky, entitled airhead.

I'm thinking I will do an -- are you ready for this? -- all white kitchen!

R34 We're fucking! Look! He's fucking me! I'm getting fucked! In my ass!

She looks skanky