Christina Meursinge-El Moussa-Anstead-Haack runs through husband number 3

She always seemed insufferable and a total controlling bitch, I don’t blame the men for running away, quick!

That voice alone (vocal fry + Valspeak+ upspeak) 🤢 would deter me from a second date. Awful person on top of it all.

She's a dick sampler.

I don't blame her.

Get it, girl!

Only Three??

When she and Tarek divorced, I somehow thought it was probably his fault - cheating, general douchiness, or some such.

I guess we now know who the nightmare really is.

Maybe she and Husband #3 had irreconcilable differences about whether to go with the "Canyon" or "Farm" design for their Jacuzzi shower remodel.

Christina in the Cuntry.

I’ve always thought it was her. When I first saw her show 10 years sho, I told my parents she was controlling, manipulative, and shrill. They told me it was an act. I said it wasn’t.

Exhibit A.

Who will be the next victim?

If she's as boring in the sack as her interior designs, it's no wonder she can't keep a man.

I am impressed. This girl treats men like kleenex!

Right wing cunt who's friends with Candace Owens.

The pathetic thing is how openly she flaunted these relationships with Anstead and Haack. I'm in love! I've found love again! See our wedding pics!

How embarrassing for her.

Isn’t she the one with the godawful bathtub replacement commercials?

Isn’t that 4 husbands? Her poor kids.

I hate that damn bitch. I've hated her since she was married to Tarek. How he got through that marriage without beating her to death is beyond me.

[quote] When she and Tarek divorced, I somehow thought it was probably his fault - cheating, general douchiness, or some such. I guess we now know who the nightmare really is.

Two things can be true at the same time.

R13

I suspect she's not the type to be embarrassed by her choices or her life.

Poor kids.

She looks like a barbie who got her face pushed in.

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R2 UPSPEAK!

I’ve been trying to find a word that describes that bitch and her tendency to make every declarative statement sound like a question.

Either horribly personality disordered or sexually abused as a child by someone close to her. Perhaps both.

Wow, every successive man is a BIG step down in hotness, and I gotdamn guarantee she's keenly aware of it.

You forgot Hall OP, that’s the last husband. As she has said herself, she loves love. He’s a dick, and totally played her to get a lot of $ and notoriety. I see on the upcoming flip off show that she has a conversation with Tarek to clear the air. But Ant is an upcoming judge, as are Tarek & Cristina’s mothers, together. So I don’t think she’s as hated as you imagine, but she needs to be by herself for more than 5 minutes, and that seems impossible for her.

21 Upspeak is part of southern california/valley girl accents.

Does she have children by each one?

Upspeak is NOT the same as Val gurrl speak! There might be a link, but that has not been established. Miss Thing has all the irritating affectations listed in R2.

Ant Anstead was the pinnacle. It's been downhill from there. This new guy looks like an uber douche. She makes J Lo seem demure.

I don't get why people are so interested in her. No disrespect to anyone posting here about her......but I am on the HGTV subreddit and every time this bitch so much as scratches her ass there are 300 posts about it.

I just don't get it. She is the most basic mall Becky to ever live.

And her giraffe neck is already creeping into 60 year-old Katherine Hepburn territory.

Kate knew a woman’s neck is the first middle-aged identifier that no lift can cure.

Turtlenecks and high collared shirts for you girl, I’d you’re smart.

The last guy was a retired cop, seemed sleazy as fuck.

WHORE!

Some women just marry every man they sleep with, Liz Taylor was that way.

She's made it "instagram official" with her new beau!

Some people are fickle and they either go into marriage unseriously, or they get tired of their spouse relatively quickly. Once you go beyond divorce number three, and onto marriage number four, the problem is likely you.

This whore…

Her weak voice kills my ears.

She's hangry. If she ate a sandwich ever she would still be on husband no. 1.