This is the first and only photo of Jack Schlossberg I find attractive

He looks like a Jewish version of his gorgeous uncle. Hot.

He looks Jewish but not like John.

He looks Jewish and has great hair- No John Jr.

The only thing he has of the Kennedy’s is the hair. Maybe John Jr’s coloring. That’s it.

If he didn't have what looks like facial wasting, he might be good looking.

He hs similar tits to his uncle. I hope he has enough horse sense to not get himself killed. Maybe he's one step removed from the cro-magnon Kennedy male habit of killing oneself and others.

I look at her and I think: MARY!!!!

Clearly a gay, right? Has she come out?

He is cute enough but the prancing videos are a bone killer and close to homophobic (assuming he is not gay, if he is, then throughly misguided).

He has a girlfriend.

He looks like his Jewish father. I wonder how his grandfather would feel.

I hope he turns out to be gay.

That would be hot.

Is she still acting cracked out?

I don't think he's on crack.

He acts like my nephew who is on Adderall.

That's probably what makes him skinny, too.

Jew Junkie Chic

He's got a beautiful body......

.....and the face of Harvey Milk.

I’d eat his ass.

I'd breed his ass and leave it gaping.

Very sexy

Oy ! She's no Austin Kevitch.

TOO SKINNY to be hot

To R19, now there is a "sexy Jewish man" I could eat up (and down& all over the town).

I do LOVE fucking Jewish men under 35 yrs old, they are never faithful-still taste good.

R20 No, tubbo

He looks like his father. Why would he look like his uncle?

I'm concerned his ass might be flat. In which case, I could not eat his ass or fuck it.

Ass verificata please

For such an "ugly" guy, DLers seem to post a lot of threads about him.

Tedious self-fluffer.

R25 That get bumped frequently

Does anyone have that funny video of Jack dancing like a queen?

I found it very amusing.

Very gay, is he out, he should be.

Three sentences.

You have evidence, Phillywhore? I’ve always struggled to be faithful. Never knew ‘til know that that’s actually my birthright!

These threads get removed very quickly. Miss Schlossberg herself is probably a regular here and goes straight to the manager.

R22 = Jack Schlossberg

R33 No, just not a great big fat slob

Cookie smeller

[quote] I’d eat his ass.

We know, Constance. You are the least discriminating ass eater any of us knows.

His ass isn't really that appetizing.

I could watch this all day long....

He seems to not mind that he comes across as having a mental health problem. In some people than be attractive but not him.

He has JFK Jr's torso and hair pattern, more or less, but in ectomorph volume.

I wonder if Jack's mother knows that he's a homosexual.

I'm pretty sure that she does.

He has a zillion prestige professional degrees why doesn't he do something serious with them?

Like let me fuck him.

[quote] He has a zillion prestige professional degrees why doesn't he do something serious with them?

Crack is whack!

He's like Anthony Weiner 2.0.

R38 Time for her to fly her fagela schtick into the sea and take his giggly shicksa with her.

R43 like

Sorry OP, but no. He has a truncheon nose, no upper lip and beady eyes. The Kennedy affiliation doesn't automatically make anyone hot, or at least it shouldn't. In fact, most of the Kennedys are ugly at best and their reputations as royalty-adjacent lotharios is entirely undeserved.

Very sexy guy

[quote]Does anyone have that funny video of Jack dancing like a queen?

I find it extremely sexy, and yes if somebody's got it post it here please

The Eternal Flame

He’s straight. Women have come forward on Twitter saying that they have matched with me on straight dating apps before.

I think the girl that giggles in his videos is his GF and he intentionally demures in interviews about being in a relationship because I think she likes be out of the public eye.

He seems to be a troubled young man. I sense several visits to the nervous hospital on the horizon

I just wish Jack would leave me the hell alone !Constant PM'ing me on Tinder. But then John John was the same way. Can ya blame em?

He should hook up with Athina Onassis and make the circle of life complete.

Did Caroline fuck Anthony Weiner?

R56. What NYC gal hasn’t had that oddly-shaped thing in them?

Including Trans girls like…me!

Surprise Tony!

Wund is love.

The more crazy videos I see from Jack, the more I like him.

He seems fun.

JFK Jr was very handsome, but also very BORING.

At least Jack has a personality.

Not with that ugly mug of his dad’s glued onto the front of his head—nope!

I'd fuck Anthony Weiner. He had that ugly/sexy thing going on plus he was into keeping fit.

His father is Anthony Weiner

He's not ugly, but I think he will grow into ugly as he gets older. I wonder if he has a curved penis ? He looks like he would.

[quote]JFK Jr was very handsome, but also very BORING.

He really was boring. You’d think with all his advantages that he’d be able to be more interesting.

I've long thought he really did come out ten years ago but Mommy put the kibosh on it, pronto.

All of the juicy details are missing from your link, R65.

Thanks for NOTHING!

I think he's gorgeous.

Here's another version that tries to reconstruct the 2014 "coming out."

[quote]He really was boring. You’d think with all his advantages that he’d be able to be more interesting.

I wouldn't call it boring - he was 'reserved' as much as he could be in the 80s and 90s. Like his mother who taught him and his sister, he kept his private life private. He didn't share details, and kept his answers limited to the questions. He didn't share much about his education (and failing the bar many times), his love life, his business venture, his marriage and especially not his family. He kept the public 'wondering' at all times.

I'm sure he'll be elated that an Octagenerian FINALLY found an attractive photo of him.