Philly man accused of EJACULATING on woman's leg in Dollar Tree Store

This story is NUTs!

Lucky bitch.

Some people really love a bargain.

[quote] Check out the clip ... as the alleged suspect flees the store, the woman is yelling, "He f***ing nutted on my f***ing leg!!! You go to hell, bitch!"

Slap him, Willona!

[QUOTE] Meek Mill has also gotten in on this with a post saying, "Let's play manhunt" -- he's offering a $2,000 reward for info on the suspect.

$2000? Is he broke?

Meek Mill made it clear that he wasn’t with the weird behavior when he offered $2000 to find a man who performed an obscene act on a woman at a Philadelphia Dollar Tree. After his “manhunt” gained traction, the suspect reportedly turned himself in.

Footage surfaced on Wednesday (July 10) of a woman claiming that a man ejaculated on her leg while shopping at the discount store. She can be seen yelling at him as he runs out of the establishment. The “Going Bad” rapper took it upon himself to assemble the people and bring the offender to justice. “Let’s play manhunt with him today in Philly some community service,” Meek wrote on X (formerly Twitter). “I got 2 bands for his lo??? But you gotta connect.”

The Heathenism rapper continued his efforts by sharing a photo of the suspect. The man wore a shirt that said “It’s not going to lick itself,” presumably referring to his genitals. “Just go live with him don’t pursue him,” Meek wrote. “It gotta actually be you … Philly small people know where this creep a** dude at ghtfoh … we need community protection also!”

The suspect must have realized that the city of Philadelphia was mobilizing to find him, because cops confirmed that he turned himself in hours after Meek Mill’s signal boosted knowledge of his disgusting act. Fox 29 revealed that he is Gary A. Miles, a 35-year-old man from Southwest Philadelphia. “The PPD extends its gratitude to the public for their assistance in locating Mr. Miles,” Philadelphia police said in a statement. They also were able to figure out that the incident shown in the video took place on June 23.

Maybe it was an accidental ejaculation?

[quote] Maybe it was an accidental ejaculation?

I believe the correct term is "premature."

[Quote] The pics show the man in a t-shirt adorned with a candy cane that reads "It's not going to lick itself" ... a detail that seems pretty disturbing considering the accusation against him.

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe the lady's leg ejaculated on itself? Spontaneous leg ejaculation is REAL.

Marry that man. Stat!

Why is the semen pixelated? Blood can be shown, so why not semen?

He did her dirty

That’s so low class. Nordstrom’s would be less hoi-polloi.

Why couldn't it be me?

Must be nice to shop in a place where you don't get cum on ya.

How do you know it was a man? He may be non-binary or identifies as female.

He was confused. He thought he was at the "Kum N Go."

Cardi B, is that you?

You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel?

It BURRRRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!!!

Philly Man is pretty close to Florida Man

At least it wasn’t on the pound cake.

Foolishness like this would never happen at the Dollar General!!!

I guess some customers just don’t appreciate a good nut while shopping for low priced goods.

“I hate spunk!”

[quote]As he escapes, the woman then shows what appears to be semen on her calf, while sobbing loudly just outside the store

Hahahahaha!

r26 Yeah, the crying is ridiculous and wasted time. I would've just pistol whipped the fuck out of him on impulse.

Doesn’t this happen to everybody?

At least let me ring up my items first.

We have to see what he looks like first, R27.

He just wanted da suk job.

[quote] At least let me ring up my items first.

OR, At least buy me a DRINK first!

Haha.

You know she's going to sue Dollar Tree right? They will have to hire masturbation inhibitor proctors now!

Her description of what he did was as disgusting as what he did.

[quote] They will have to hire masturbation inhibitor proctors now!

But what if we like it?

R34 You can sign a waiver, indicating your preference for nut enhanced shopping experience. They can then give you either a hat to wear or a wrist band to indicate that you are a nut enabler.

This was done by an elementary school classmate a few years back at a Salvation Army Thrift Store. He was like 30 and “relieved” himself on a teenage girl. Needless to say he’s on the registry now.

Was he hot, R36?

Her language makes me lack sympathy.

Man identified!!

Did it happen in the Poundcake aisle?!

[quote] Did it happen in the Poundcake aisle?!

No, it was the Dairy aisle.

It’s crazy. While reading this article and thread I have seriously been considering what my first reaction would be if some stranger nutted on my bare leg. I don’t think sobbing would be it. Would I be disgusted, shocked, fight back, Just wipe it off and leave, pursue and report? I really have no idea. The idea of some stranger’s cum stuck in my leg hair is pretty repulsive.

R42, oh come on. We all know you'd just let that splooge marinate on your hairy leg overnight.

Lol R42.

People nowdays are crazier than ever.

It's like ever since the pandemic, the crazy Jeannie was let out of the bottle, and it won't go back in.

Well isn't he a dreamboat!

That's one way to ensure your seed is spread around.

NUTTED

How disgusting!

Don't Nutt on my leg and tell me it's raining!

O hail to tha no ... dis how we do at Dollar General

R39...and OF COURSE, he's hot.

ROFL at R39.

I love the title: "EJACULATION ATTACK!"

Some people are so gross. Good on her for loudly calling him out, as I'm sure plenty of women would just freeze and want to get the hell out of there quickly due to the embarrassment.

[quote][R39]...and OF COURSE, he's hot.

R51 Uhhh, no, not for me. Might be for you

I don't understand how anyone can get an erection at a Dollar Tree. They are just too depressing.

[Quote] That’s what makes you cry? Count your blessings, spoiled brat.

What a preposterous statement.

I was friends with a Chinese woman who grew up in the cultural revolution era. When she was about 19 she felt someone rubbing very aggressively on her back, but the bus was so packed she could not move to avoid it. Then a bunch of people got off including the man behind her and she saw people pointing at her so she looked behind her and took her jacket off and she blurted out that he spilled his porridge on her jacket.

She wasn’t be euphemistic because her mother hadn’t told her about sex and there was no talk about it in the media so she had no idea about sex or ejaculation at all. She tells this story with shame at her ignorance but I just feel sorry for her.

Haha R56.

"He Spilled His Porridge On Me!"

ROFL!!!!

STANK!

STANK!

STANK!

STANK!

STANK!

EJAC ATTACK!

Crack is whack and will cause you to spontaneously ejac!

So ghetto he's getto....he can't even afford the H

^^^ give him enough time and racist Defacto always tips his hand.

Because we all know only black people are sexual deviants.

Reminds me of some guy that ruined my dress 30 years ago!

Shut up Monica, you cum-whore.

This guy has done this a couple of times before

My WORST nightmare. We'd have annual seminars and prayer circles on this topic at Michfest.

How did this not happen in Florida?

Philadelphia is the Florida of the North.

Oh, it was just a bit of $1.25 Herbal Essence conditioner spilling out of the bottle. He was in line without a shopping carriage and had too many items (possibly his penis) in his hands.

I would have helped him out.

But you have to think there's a chip missing in a person who would just randomly start jerking off and cumming on a stranger's leg.

That would make me a bit nervous.

Cum in for the savings!

Did he need two hands or just the one?

Don do nuttin!

Thankfully there were plenty of cleaning products on hand.

It could’ve been worse—it could’ve been Nutella.

You know the guy is off. The majority of people don’t walk around wearing a shirt like that. He’s probably a peeping Tom, too.

[quote] It could’ve been worse—it could’ve been Nutella.

Or poop.

I went to Dollar Tree and all I got was some guy jizzing on my leg.

I’d have been more horrified if he’d shot his load on my pants. If it’s my bare leg, easy enough to wipe clean. But I’d be royally pissed off if he ruined my pants.

"Honest, Mom! I'm a virgin. I got pregnant at Dollar Tree!"

I'm really skeeved out about easy-ejaculators. Guys that could stand on a busy street corner at high noon and shoot a load.

R50 The lady who got shot multiple times survived.

r81 years ago there was a crazy guy who used to jerk off on the sidewalk across the street from my building all the time. I didn't mind because he was pretty cute and he had a BIG dick.

As one does

[quote] Cum in for the savings!

But stay for the nut

How long until Dollar Tree gets a nacreous layer of permacum?

You get a load shot on you for only a DOLLAR??

That's a bargain!

He's one sick fucker.

R83 I remember when I lived in a college town, there was a cute-ish crazy guy who would always walk around in sweatpants with the biggest VPL.....and then one day I saw him pull it out and jeezus, it was huge. I couldn't stop so I didn't see him get his nut, sadly.

Big Loads isn't doing so well.

Absolutely disgusting. Almost reminds me of that scene in Silence of the Lambs between Clarice and Multiple Miggs.

He shaid ah kin shmell yer cunt.

Do we know how big the ejaculator is?

We ask because it will absolutely, without question, change how we decide our verdict.

Miranda didn't cry when an old guy nutted on her face during the tantric sex workshop. This generation is so soft.

Was it funky spunk?

Why don't these horny straight guys just find a willing gay man to blow them?

It would solve all the problems in the world.

[quote]It's like ever since the pandemic, the crazy Jeannie was let out of the bottle, and it won't go back in.

Who's Jeannie?

JEEEEEANNNIEEEEE!