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My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth

Just rode over on her scooter. Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.

by Anonymousreply 32July 11, 2024 9:42 AM

So, slap the shit out of her like any good uncle should.

by Anonymousreply 1July 11, 2024 12:00 AM

Tell her to shut her filthy fucking whore mouth.

by Anonymousreply 2July 11, 2024 12:04 AM

Let me help you adjust your thinking, dear.

Change

[quote]Just rode over on her scooter.

To

[quote]Just rode over her on her scooter.

Now breathe in.... and out....

All better.

by Anonymousreply 3July 11, 2024 12:05 AM

OP failed to mention his niece is 34...

by Anonymousreply 4July 11, 2024 12:06 AM

Listen to the mouth on ya, you filthy whore!

by Anonymousreply 5July 11, 2024 12:06 AM

I guess I’ll drink some booze

by Anonymousreply 6July 11, 2024 12:07 AM

Is this your actual niece, or your disrespectful grandniece who doesn't appreciate your collection of old Avon perfume bottles?

by Anonymousreply 7July 11, 2024 12:08 AM

My sister’s daughter, fool

by Anonymousreply 8July 11, 2024 12:08 AM

[quote]Just rolled over on her cooter. Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.

by Anonymousreply 9July 11, 2024 12:10 AM

[quote]My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth

If she's old enough to be doing [italic]that[/italic], she's old enough to swallow, for fuck's sake.

by Anonymousreply 10July 11, 2024 12:12 AM

Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 11July 11, 2024 12:14 AM

Same with my three nephews – and I FUCKING LOVE IT. My brother's a great guy, but he somehow got sucked into the helicopter-parenting vortex, despite both of us being latchkey kids growing up. Our mother was *very* strict about cussing, however, and the two words that were ABSOLUTE no-gos were "fuck" and "cunt." I tried reminding my brother multiple times that kids who are overly sheltered routinely rebel even more than most normal teens, but he "thought they needed protection." (They didn't.)

My mom moved up to help my brother and sister-in-law with her grandsons, and was quite shocked to hear "fuck" out of her 11- and 14-year-old grandsons. My brother can't get them to stop, either, even in her presence. And he *still* doesn't get why I'm the favorite among our siblings. :-)

by Anonymousreply 12July 11, 2024 12:15 AM

[quote] Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.

And you prefer a different order?

fuck-bitch-shit-up-da-ass?

TMI?

by Anonymousreply 13July 11, 2024 12:16 AM

Now you listen here Uncle Bottom, you give me that fucking money or else I spill that you're taking the postman's loads again!

by Anonymousreply 14July 11, 2024 12:18 AM

First she wouldn’t wear the Easter bonnet, then came the tampons. Right on schedule comes the mouth like a longshoreman.

You should tell her again that you’re going to call the Devil and he’s going to come and put her in a sack and take her to Hell!

by Anonymousreply 15July 11, 2024 12:19 AM

Uncle Bottom? Are you Aunt piss guzzler?

by Anonymousreply 16July 11, 2024 12:20 AM

I think from now on in whenever she uses those words you should tell her that she is such a slut she could suck off a sperm whale and still have room for seconds.

by Anonymousreply 17July 11, 2024 12:23 AM

Does she appreciate the Easter bonnet you bought for her, Uncle Bottom?

by Anonymousreply 18July 11, 2024 12:28 AM

according to Google, swearing shows intelligence.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 11, 2024 12:31 AM

I say you two should try and hug it out over some Chicken à la King. Hide your antique Avon bottles in case things go pear-shaped and she tries to lash out breaking your valuables.

by Anonymousreply 20July 11, 2024 12:32 AM

Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.

by Anonymousreply 21July 11, 2024 12:32 AM

I say you need to douche your pussy r20

by Anonymousreply 22July 11, 2024 12:36 AM

She’s a little slut

by Anonymousreply 23July 11, 2024 12:36 AM

It was said that Jackie Kennedy cussed like a sailor, and she didn't really have that little girl voice in real life.

by Anonymousreply 24July 11, 2024 12:37 AM

[quote]Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.

Cunt, please. A mere 20 minutes on DataLounge could reduce even the most savagely cursing sailor to tears. (But yes, you are all low-life trash, to state the obvious.)

by Anonymousreply 25July 11, 2024 1:13 AM

Buck would never cuss.

by Anonymousreply 26July 11, 2024 1:20 AM

Mobility Mary is your niece?

by Anonymousreply 27July 11, 2024 1:33 AM

Tell her that other people have told you that there is nothing more low class than hearing a female swear. I hate hearing it at all but it sounds awful coming from a woman.

by Anonymousreply 28July 11, 2024 1:40 AM

Is this the niece who ruined herself with tampons?

by Anonymousreply 29July 11, 2024 1:56 AM

R27 Mobility Mary certainly did not have a filthy mouth!

by Anonymousreply 30July 11, 2024 3:39 AM

Easy to fix OP. Just quote:

"LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!" and say it exactly the way Beverly says it.

by Anonymousreply 31July 11, 2024 4:51 AM

R24 That's a filthy fucking lie, you low-class bitch. Lick my hairy cunt and fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 32July 11, 2024 9:42 AM
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