Just rode over on her scooter. Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.
My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 16, 2024 8:42 PM |
So, slap the shit out of her like any good uncle should.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 11, 2024 12:00 AM |
Tell her to shut her filthy fucking whore mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 11, 2024 12:04 AM |
Let me help you adjust your thinking, dear.
Change
[quote]Just rode over on her scooter.
To
[quote]Just rode over her on her scooter.
Now breathe in.... and out....
All better.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 11, 2024 12:05 AM |
OP failed to mention his niece is 34...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 11, 2024 12:06 AM |
Listen to the mouth on ya, you filthy whore!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 11, 2024 12:06 AM |
I guess I’ll drink some booze
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 11, 2024 12:07 AM |
Is this your actual niece, or your disrespectful grandniece who doesn't appreciate your collection of old Avon perfume bottles?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 11, 2024 12:08 AM |
My sister’s daughter, fool
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 11, 2024 12:08 AM |
[quote]Just rolled over on her cooter. Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 11, 2024 12:10 AM |
[quote]My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth
If she's old enough to be doing [italic]that[/italic], she's old enough to swallow, for fuck's sake.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 11, 2024 12:12 AM |
Fuck you!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 11, 2024 12:14 AM |
Same with my three nephews – and I FUCKING LOVE IT. My brother's a great guy, but he somehow got sucked into the helicopter-parenting vortex, despite both of us being latchkey kids growing up. Our mother was *very* strict about cussing, however, and the two words that were ABSOLUTE no-gos were "fuck" and "cunt." I tried reminding my brother multiple times that kids who are overly sheltered routinely rebel even more than most normal teens, but he "thought they needed protection." (They didn't.)
My mom moved up to help my brother and sister-in-law with her grandsons, and was quite shocked to hear "fuck" out of her 11- and 14-year-old grandsons. My brother can't get them to stop, either, even in her presence. And he *still* doesn't get why I'm the favorite among our siblings. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 11, 2024 12:15 AM |
[quote] Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.
And you prefer a different order?
fuck-bitch-shit-up-da-ass?
TMI?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 11, 2024 12:16 AM |
Now you listen here Uncle Bottom, you give me that fucking money or else I spill that you're taking the postman's loads again!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 11, 2024 12:18 AM |
First she wouldn’t wear the Easter bonnet, then came the tampons. Right on schedule comes the mouth like a longshoreman.
You should tell her again that you’re going to call the Devil and he’s going to come and put her in a sack and take her to Hell!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 11, 2024 12:19 AM |
Uncle Bottom? Are you Aunt piss guzzler?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 11, 2024 12:20 AM |
I think from now on in whenever she uses those words you should tell her that she is such a slut she could suck off a sperm whale and still have room for seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 11, 2024 12:23 AM |
Does she appreciate the Easter bonnet you bought for her, Uncle Bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 11, 2024 12:28 AM |
according to Google, swearing shows intelligence.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 11, 2024 12:31 AM |
I say you two should try and hug it out over some Chicken à la King. Hide your antique Avon bottles in case things go pear-shaped and she tries to lash out breaking your valuables.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 11, 2024 12:32 AM |
Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 11, 2024 12:32 AM |
I say you need to douche your pussy r20
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 11, 2024 12:36 AM |
She’s a little slut
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 11, 2024 12:36 AM |
It was said that Jackie Kennedy cussed like a sailor, and she didn't really have that little girl voice in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 11, 2024 12:37 AM |
[quote]Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.
Cunt, please. A mere 20 minutes on DataLounge could reduce even the most savagely cursing sailor to tears. (But yes, you are all low-life trash, to state the obvious.)
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 11, 2024 1:13 AM |
Buck would never cuss.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 11, 2024 1:20 AM |
Mobility Mary is your niece?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 11, 2024 1:33 AM |
Tell her that other people have told you that there is nothing more low class than hearing a female swear. I hate hearing it at all but it sounds awful coming from a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 11, 2024 1:40 AM |
Is this the niece who ruined herself with tampons?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 11, 2024 1:56 AM |
R27 Mobility Mary certainly did not have a filthy mouth!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 11, 2024 3:39 AM |
Easy to fix OP. Just quote:
"LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!" and say it exactly the way Beverly says it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 11, 2024 4:51 AM |
R24 That's a filthy fucking lie, you low-class bitch. Lick my hairy cunt and fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 11, 2024 9:42 AM |
She texts filthy words too like fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 16, 2024 8:42 PM |