My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth

So, slap the shit out of her like any good uncle should.

Tell her to shut her filthy fucking whore mouth.

Let me help you adjust your thinking, dear.

Change

[quote]Just rode over on her scooter.

To

[quote]Just rode over her on her scooter.

Now breathe in.... and out....

All better.

OP failed to mention his niece is 34...

Listen to the mouth on ya, you filthy whore!

I guess I’ll drink some booze

Is this your actual niece, or your disrespectful grandniece who doesn't appreciate your collection of old Avon perfume bottles?

My sister’s daughter, fool

[quote]Just rolled over on her cooter. Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.

[quote]My niece suddenly has a filthy mouth

If she's old enough to be doing [italic]that[/italic], she's old enough to swallow, for fuck's sake.

Fuck you!

Same with my three nephews – and I FUCKING LOVE IT. My brother's a great guy, but he somehow got sucked into the helicopter-parenting vortex, despite both of us being latchkey kids growing up. Our mother was *very* strict about cussing, however, and the two words that were ABSOLUTE no-gos were "fuck" and "cunt." I tried reminding my brother multiple times that kids who are overly sheltered routinely rebel even more than most normal teens, but he "thought they needed protection." (They didn't.)

My mom moved up to help my brother and sister-in-law with her grandsons, and was quite shocked to hear "fuck" out of her 11- and 14-year-old grandsons. My brother can't get them to stop, either, even in her presence. And he *still* doesn't get why I'm the favorite among our siblings. :-)

[quote] Every other word was bitch-fuck-shit.

And you prefer a different order?

fuck-bitch-shit-up-da-ass?

TMI?

Now you listen here Uncle Bottom, you give me that fucking money or else I spill that you're taking the postman's loads again!

First she wouldn’t wear the Easter bonnet, then came the tampons. Right on schedule comes the mouth like a longshoreman.

You should tell her again that you’re going to call the Devil and he’s going to come and put her in a sack and take her to Hell!

Uncle Bottom? Are you Aunt piss guzzler?

I think from now on in whenever she uses those words you should tell her that she is such a slut she could suck off a sperm whale and still have room for seconds.

Does she appreciate the Easter bonnet you bought for her, Uncle Bottom?

according to Google, swearing shows intelligence.

I say you two should try and hug it out over some Chicken à la King. Hide your antique Avon bottles in case things go pear-shaped and she tries to lash out breaking your valuables.

Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.

I say you need to douche your pussy r20

She’s a little slut

It was said that Jackie Kennedy cussed like a sailor, and she didn't really have that little girl voice in real life.

[quote]Just tell her low life trash cuss as do sailors.

Cunt, please. A mere 20 minutes on DataLounge could reduce even the most savagely cursing sailor to tears. (But yes, you are all low-life trash, to state the obvious.)

Buck would never cuss.

Mobility Mary is your niece?

Tell her that other people have told you that there is nothing more low class than hearing a female swear. I hate hearing it at all but it sounds awful coming from a woman.

Is this the niece who ruined herself with tampons?

R27 Mobility Mary certainly did not have a filthy mouth!

Easy to fix OP. Just quote:

"LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!" and say it exactly the way Beverly says it.

R24 That's a filthy fucking lie, you low-class bitch. Lick my hairy cunt and fuck off.

She texts filthy words too like fuck.