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Oh, Come on! J.D. Vance Gives Off A Big Ole Fruit Vibe, Doesn't He? Wha' Da' Ya Say? It's So Obvious

With His Just Too, Too Perfect Well-Groomed Beard And Hair, Complete With His All Too Glowing Complexation, Does He Or Doesn't He? Only His Tony Knows For Sure.

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by Anonymousreply 47July 12, 2024 12:21 AM

Where are his eyes?

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2024 11:31 PM

He has his Pepaw's eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2024 11:33 PM

He looks like the he was the fifth member of Alabama that they cut when they signed their first record deal.

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2024 11:39 PM

he gives off family annihilator vibes

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2024 11:48 PM

Read or listen to his book to get a better sense of who this jerk is, HILLBILLY ELEGY.

by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2024 11:54 PM

He looks like my Mini-me.

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2024 11:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2024 11:56 PM

He’s so foul. He’s such WT. this is his and Dump’s whole beef isn’t it? They blame everyone at their snotty Ivy League school for disliking them saying they were rejected by the elites, but really it was their repugnant personalities.

I would also like to gouge his eyes out. I hate these people.

by Anonymousreply 8July 11, 2024 12:33 AM

I use Toni and only my hairdresser knows for sure

by Anonymousreply 9July 11, 2024 3:16 AM

[quote]I would also like to gouge his eyes out.

From the looks of his pic, that shouldn't be too difficult.

by Anonymousreply 10July 11, 2024 3:22 AM

Do you really think this pig has any libido at all? I think he’s too focused on his righteous agenda and political ambitions to have any juice left over for fucking anything or anyone.

by Anonymousreply 11July 11, 2024 3:37 AM

Angry Adult Children Of Alcoholics/Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies do things that make everybody around them want to self-medicate.

Beedy-eyed fuckers like this usually run sobriety centers.

by Anonymousreply 12July 11, 2024 3:41 AM

Like Trump, he was made thanks to the media.

by Anonymousreply 13July 11, 2024 4:45 AM

Why do so many gay hating "alpha" maga men wear more makeup than Tammy Faye?? Is she their secret spirit animal?

by Anonymousreply 14July 11, 2024 4:52 AM

He’s such a pig eyed cuntflap

by Anonymousreply 15July 11, 2024 6:06 AM

His hole is the cutest shade of pink I’ve ever saw….

by Anonymousreply 16July 11, 2024 6:37 AM

Oh, yeah. I forgot about the eye make up.....

by Anonymousreply 17July 11, 2024 9:05 AM

Wait until the MAGAts learn that he's married to a brown woman named Usha.

by Anonymousreply 18July 11, 2024 9:17 AM

.....And that he loves blackberries.....

by Anonymousreply 19July 11, 2024 10:38 AM

A younger version of Mike Pence...

by Anonymousreply 20July 11, 2024 10:43 AM

He always looks dirty. I’ll bet he wears some awful, cheap aftershave

by Anonymousreply 21July 11, 2024 11:21 AM

I love a good rags-to-riches story; too bad this guy turned out to be a douche.

by Anonymousreply 22July 11, 2024 11:35 AM

He’s fat. We don’t want him.

by Anonymousreply 23July 11, 2024 11:51 AM

The one where we “accuse” someone we don’t like of being gay because being gay is worthy of ridicule.

by Anonymousreply 24July 11, 2024 1:27 PM

Who does he think he is?

by Anonymousreply 25July 11, 2024 1:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 26July 11, 2024 1:46 PM

You’ll all be pledging fealty to me soon enough!

by Anonymousreply 27July 11, 2024 1:51 PM

No way is he gay. That hair has never known soap of any kind let alone a decent shampoo.

by Anonymousreply 28July 11, 2024 1:54 PM

[quote]He’s fat. We don’t want him.

But is he a big fat pig?

by Anonymousreply 29July 11, 2024 2:02 PM

He can squeal like a big fat pig, does that count, Chris?

by Anonymousreply 30July 11, 2024 5:48 PM

He’s been VETTED you know,

They catch things like cocksucking.

by Anonymousreply 31July 11, 2024 6:08 PM

I wouldn’t underestimate this guy. He was on Meet The Press recently, and he had an unsettling way of voicing ugly political viewpoints in a way that sounded reasonable.

by Anonymousreply 32July 11, 2024 6:12 PM

He claims to be a hillbilly but is just like Trump or Paul Ryan, someone who would sell their own grandmother for profit.

by Anonymousreply 33July 11, 2024 6:14 PM

As I have stated before, Jimmy is a fucking liar and a poseur.

My mother was born and raised in Middletown, Ohio. It is NOT, in any shape or form “Appalachia”.

Portsmouth, ok. Yeah. Chillicothe, yes. Middletown is hours away and closer to goddamned INDIANA than Appalachia.

He’s a liar, straight up. How can you believe another word out if his pig flap when he lied about where he’s from?

by Anonymousreply 34July 11, 2024 6:23 PM

^True. He spent a few summers in Eastern Kentucky and declared himself an expert on all things Appalachia.

Hus mother was shiftless and trifling. She would have been shiftless and trifling no matter where she was from

by Anonymousreply 35July 11, 2024 6:43 PM

Not surprised if he were a Log Cabinette.

Handing over the hangers from Miss Lindz.

Not a hillbilly, a regional Hoopie.

by Anonymousreply 36July 11, 2024 6:50 PM

R5 When Hillbilly Elegy first was published I had friends that told me I had to read it, to understand the MAGA crowd with some empathy, and how smart he was. So I read it. And thought, "what's this horse shit?" A disgusting drug-addicted violent family.... NOT described in any interesting or helpful way. Yes, there are people who make bad decisions, whose "life circumstance" trap them, and there are families whose bad behavior and habitual meanness is passed down from one generation to another.... and? and? Any info about what we should do about it? for them?

He got out of the white trash culture, went to the Ivy League, where he was taken under the wing of the author of Tiger Mom (who is pretty extreme right wing) and then went to San Francisco to marry an Indian woman and make money as a tech lawyer. Again, he got out of white trash culture by using the steps on the ladder of "the elite" that now he and the MAGA folk despise.

I think he is more than just a fake image of hillbilly success, I think he is a true fascist. He's mildly articulate... but when challenged he crumbles. I don't think he's that skilled. Trump may pick him... but I don't think he helps Trump get elected.

by Anonymousreply 37July 11, 2024 7:56 PM

Is she Asian or native American?

Does it rain when they fuck?

by Anonymousreply 38July 11, 2024 8:01 PM

It's so pitiful that he and I grew up at almost exactly the same time in almost exactly the same circumstances, yet turned out so different as adults.

He grew up poor and fatherless, just like me, and used academic gifts to escape a cycle of poverty, just like me.

But I used my scholarships to attend a state university, get a teaching degree, and go into teaching and public service. He went to Yale Law School, and apparently came out of it an angry mouthpiece for the 1%. He wrote a book mocking his white trash gene pool, but hasn't done sweet fuck-all to help any of them. He grew up poor, but utterly lacks empathy as an adult. What a shame.

by Anonymousreply 39July 11, 2024 8:04 PM

Yeah, gotta lose that avoirdupois, deary

by Anonymousreply 40July 11, 2024 8:26 PM

He’s just an opportunist.

by Anonymousreply 41July 11, 2024 8:32 PM

He said a big "Fuck You" to Middletown, a town of blue-collar, hard working individuals who don't expect anything from anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 42July 11, 2024 9:07 PM

R38 She is south Asian. Usha, a beautiful name. "Dawn"

by Anonymousreply 43July 11, 2024 9:17 PM

Former Peter Thiel "protege"

Do the math

by Anonymousreply 44July 11, 2024 9:18 PM

r43, so it doesn't rain when they fuck.

by Anonymousreply 45July 11, 2024 10:58 PM

R45 ... well....

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by Anonymousreply 46July 11, 2024 11:04 PM

R21. Probably wears Ax. My college students—the “bro” variety—used to wear so much to cover up the nauseating blend of weed, cum, sweat, and dorm funk they brought into class (in lieu of showering, no doubt). I sure don’t miss it.

by Anonymousreply 47July 12, 2024 12:21 AM
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