That’s right, Jimmy Carter announced he has decided to enter the 2024 Presidential Race. “The wrongs of 1980 have never sat right with me and I feel compelled to fix the populist conservatism that was unleashed on this country before I die,” Carter told AARP magazine. If he wins in November, Carter, 99, will be the oldest sitting president.
Breaking: Jimmy Carter enters the race
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 12, 2024 5:32 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 10, 2024 8:20 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 12, 2024 4:25 AM |
“The song ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ played loudly in the background as the future centenarian was wheeled onto the stage. When asked about the state of the Democratic Party, he referred to his opponent as LBJ and swore that he would do his best with relations in Kuwait.”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 12, 2024 5:32 AM |