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Breaking: Jimmy Carter enters the race

That’s right, Jimmy Carter announced he has decided to enter the 2024 Presidential Race. “The wrongs of 1980 have never sat right with me and I feel compelled to fix the populist conservatism that was unleashed on this country before I die,” Carter told AARP magazine. If he wins in November, Carter, 99, will be the oldest sitting president.

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2024 5:32 AM

Sorry. I forgot to ask someone to PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH.

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2024 8:20 PM

Why aren’t you out mugging little old ladies instead with this gerontophobia, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2024 8:23 PM

R1 You might want to do something bout that shit fetish you got.

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2024 4:25 AM

“The song ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ played loudly in the background as the future centenarian was wheeled onto the stage. When asked about the state of the Democratic Party, he referred to his opponent as LBJ and swore that he would do his best with relations in Kuwait.”

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2024 5:32 AM
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