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He's finally done it! John Mulaney Marries Olivia Munn!

I can't believe it.

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by Anonymousreply 27July 11, 2024 1:18 AM

It's cute how OP thinks anyone cares. 😆

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2024 5:41 PM

I care.

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2024 5:46 PM

No good will come of this.

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2024 5:48 PM


by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2024 5:49 PM

R1 Isn't your shift at Home Depot supposed to start soon. Run along "kitty dyke" I'm sure your so important!

by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2024 5:51 PM

I thought she only dates homosexuals?

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2024 5:53 PM

I hope she likes marrying little homosexual boys!!!

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2024 5:57 PM

There was a photo of him playing with Malcolm and he was wearing a wedding ring. Once it was noted, he deleted the photo.

by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2024 5:58 PM

I give it a year.

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2024 5:59 PM

[quote] your so important!

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2024 6:27 PM

He's even willing to move on location with her so she can work. What a gent.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2024 6:42 PM

Well, she finally got one of these idiots to marry her. She must be very pleased. Is she even recognizable these days?

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2024 6:46 PM

Child support AND alimony? This bitch is playing the long game.

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2024 7:00 PM

Chris Pine and Joel Kinnaman are both breathing sighs of relief. She’s someone else’s problem now.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2024 7:08 PM

They seem like the most unlikeliest couple.

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2024 7:21 PM

No one cares about these nobodies.

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2024 7:27 PM

[quote] They seem like the most unlikeliest couple

“Most” is unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 17July 10, 2024 7:37 PM

She must be Stage 4.

by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2024 7:41 PM

Our little homosexual boy finally grows up. I am sobbing

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2024 7:42 PM

[quote]shift at Home Depot

Don't threaten me with a good time and possible employee discounts, I could finally paint my apartment bathroom that shade I want with proper latex semi gloss. 😃

[quote]I'm sure your so important!

Aww, you tried so hard, big fella. Pay attention:

Your - belonging to you You're - a contraction of "you are"

by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2024 8:23 PM

R20 Okay you're derailing now dykey you clearly have nothing to add and I don't need an English lesson from you bitch. I just need to get rid of autocorrect. I would laugh if you were halfway witty, but you have no talent, dear. Cunting doesn't really take much effort and I know cunt is already your orientation. Now seriously fuck off🖕

by Anonymousreply 21July 11, 2024 12:10 AM

He was on Who wants to be a Millionaire tonight. I recognized his voice, but he looked different. Then, I changed the channel.

by Anonymousreply 22July 11, 2024 12:35 AM

R22 Fascinating

by Anonymousreply 23July 11, 2024 12:39 AM

He married his stalker.

by Anonymousreply 24July 11, 2024 12:39 AM

What would be the proper wedding gift? Cocaine?

by Anonymousreply 25July 11, 2024 12:56 AM

^Botox. For both of them.

by Anonymousreply 26July 11, 2024 12:59 AM

I can't see John Mulvaney being married to anyone least of all a woman.

by Anonymousreply 27July 11, 2024 1:18 AM
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