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Let’s Be Slums of Beverly Hills

I’m the 1975 silver Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight Regency with the pillow top seats.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 11, 2024 4:59 PM

Sky Masterson is mine!

by Anonymousreply 1July 10, 2024 2:56 AM

I’m the period blood on the dining room chair.

by Anonymousreply 2July 10, 2024 3:01 AM

I’m the needs that old men sometimes have.

by Anonymousreply 3July 10, 2024 3:02 AM

I’m pig Latin

by Anonymousreply 4July 10, 2024 3:13 AM

I’m David Krumholtz’s ill-fitting briefs for his Sinatra number.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 10, 2024 3:14 AM

What is that restaurant they're eating in at the end? It has big panoramic windows and it's at LAX.

by Anonymousreply 6July 10, 2024 3:21 AM

I'm Marisa Tomei dancing with a dildo.

by Anonymousreply 7July 10, 2024 3:38 AM

I’m Charles Manson.

by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2024 4:00 AM

I’m Natasha Lyonne’s new gigantic rack.

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2024 4:11 AM

I’m Sizzler for R6.

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2024 6:36 AM

Where is the poor section of Beverly Hills?

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2024 6:54 AM

Let’s be anything other than that movie.

by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2024 6:56 AM

I'm Natasha Lyonne going in with a mean bite at the end!

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2024 6:56 AM

I’m Jessica Walter aka Mrs. Zimmerman.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2024 6:04 PM

I'm Marisa Tomei's vibrator being used on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night.

by Anonymousreply 15July 11, 2024 1:13 AM

I’m Miss Ball who will be issuing NO TREATS this year!

by Anonymousreply 16July 11, 2024 2:02 AM

I'm the jarring cut to the opening of H.R. Pufnstuf, which caused this Gen X homo to gasp in delight so loudly, I caused the whole theater to laugh.

by Anonymousreply 17July 11, 2024 2:12 AM

I’m the Cadillac. Not only is my roof popped, so is my cherry.

by Anonymousreply 18July 11, 2024 2:30 AM

I’m people who can’t bite the bullet and work for others so they end up concocting get rich quick schemes that always blow up in their face.

by Anonymousreply 19July 11, 2024 4:59 PM
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