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Elton John pisses in a bottle in a shop!

Elton John couldn't hold it while shopping for sneakers over in France, and ended up pissing in a plastic bottle in the middle of a store ... so says the guy who runs the shop.

Ryan Sukkar, owner of Sugarkikz in Nice, tells TMZ ... Elton came into his shop Monday afternoon with his 2 sons and a bodyguard and asked if there was a public restroom.

When Elton was told there wasn't a toilet around, the shop owner says the singer turned to his security and asked for a bottle ... then took a few steps away from other shoppers and began taking a leak in the receptacle.

Sounds like Elton's got poor aim ... we're told he got some pee on the floor and asked his security for a towel to clean up the mess.

The shop owner says he was "shocked and frustrated" a customer would take a tinkle like that ... and this was a first in his 3 years running the business.

Seems Elton really had Ryan's head spinning ... he says he had no idea who EJ was when this was all going down, and when he asked Elton what he did for a living, the singer simply responded, "I'm Elton John." Classic Elton, really.

Ryan says he did a quick search online, and that's when he realized this was a huge deal. In the end, we're told Elton bought 2 pairs of sneakers for his sons, snapped a picture for the store and shook hands with Ryan before leaving.

No word if he used his "pee hand" during the salutation, but there was no mention of the pee-pee incident.

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by Anonymousreply 65July 10, 2024 9:05 AM

You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude.

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 7:32 PM

Vile pig!

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 7:37 PM

I'm sure they had an employee restroom.

And he's a high-end customer.

All they had to do was let him use it.

But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2024 7:38 PM

He probably didn't even need to pee that bad, it was just a twisted power play the rich and the famous engage in to feel alive.

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2024 7:51 PM

It's France. Couldn't he just pee in the street?

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by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2024 7:52 PM

If I had a dime for *every* time...

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2024 7:53 PM

R3 I was thinking the same. Store employees often get officious about such things, even with high end clientele.

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 7:55 PM

[quote] It's France. Couldn't he just pee in the street?


There's dog shit everywhere, so what's a little pee on the carpet?

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2024 7:55 PM

Is it true the French used to use urine to make parfum?

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2024 7:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2024 7:56 PM

R3 = Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 8:03 PM

Let's see.....

Allow multi millionaire celebrity to use the employee restroom?

OR, watch the globally famous celebrity pee on the floor, because he's old and he can't hold it?

It's not a difficult choice.

Only for the French.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2024 8:06 PM

Forget francs, take the pee! I know eBay is snooty about soiled attire and body fluids, but I imagine some auction house would barter for the privilege of selling Elton’s urine. Wouldn’t it be divine if it had healing properties of some kind. What a wasted opportunity for a pair of new shoes.

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2024 8:07 PM

Now Elton can write a new song "Goodbye Yellow Piss Bottle"

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2024 8:19 PM

I fail to see the problem. When nature calls, just answer. Too bad some of the piss missed the bottle, but the guy should’ve let Elton use the restroom. He’s rich, he has assistants, he had to pee.

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2024 8:23 PM

Free publicity tho for the shop owner. It's kind of smart.

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2024 8:23 PM

[quote] Too bad some of the piss missed the bottle

It's possible he's used to sitting on the toilet do do this now.

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2024 9:04 PM

25th Amendment time?

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2024 9:07 PM

There's never a Czech whore around when you need one

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2024 9:14 PM

And then the "yoo hoo" lady appeared.

Yoo hoo, Elton!

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by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2024 9:23 PM

First you’re honored as a gay pioneer

Then you’re in France and can’t hold your beer!

He made it through last year, and he’s here!

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2024 9:24 PM

[Quote] Is it true the French used to use urine to make parfum?

Yes R9, that’s why it’s called eau de toilette.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2024 9:29 PM

Toilet water?

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2024 9:32 PM

Someone that old should be wearing a Depend.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2024 9:39 PM

At least he didn’t shit on the ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2024 9:40 PM

R16 Not allowing him to use the bathroom is bad publicity for that shop.

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2024 9:40 PM

♫ Don't you know, I'm still pissing, dribbling like I never did

Looking like a geriatric, peeing like a little kid.

I'm still pissing, yeah yeah yeah.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2024 9:49 PM

Has Kiki Dee commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2024 9:51 PM

Is he selling his piss on Ebay?

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2024 9:52 PM

I would never piss in a store! Now an airplane aisle, that's a different story.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2024 10:02 PM

When you gotta go, ya gotta go.

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2024 10:02 PM

[quote] Someone that old should be wearing a Depend.

Exactly! This would never happen to our King Diaper Don!

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2024 10:09 PM

Then why have a rack of empty Gatorade bottles with a sign in English "For Our English Patrons"?

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2024 10:14 PM

[quote] Ryan says he did a quick search online, and that's when he realized this was a huge deal.

Sure, Jean.

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2024 10:15 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2024 10:15 PM

Like a dangle in the wind Never knowing where to turn to When the rain comes in

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2024 10:16 PM

God I hope he dies soon.

by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2024 10:18 PM

Tiny dancer, indeed!

by Anonymousreply 38July 9, 2024 10:29 PM

He’s old n fat

by Anonymousreply 39July 9, 2024 10:30 PM

"There's never a Czech whore around when you need one."

You rang? Not Czech, but Slovenian. Close enough?

by Anonymousreply 40July 9, 2024 10:36 PM

My friend went to the Louvre a few years ago. She was waiting in line to get in when she saw a woman step out of the line, walk to an area a few feet away, where she promptly squatted and peed right there.

by Anonymousreply 41July 9, 2024 10:42 PM

Bravo 👌👌👌👌

by Anonymousreply 42July 9, 2024 10:42 PM

Brava ?

by Anonymousreply 43July 9, 2024 10:46 PM

Not fat.

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by Anonymousreply 44July 9, 2024 10:50 PM

R7 That´s because the place is usually a total mess , and has half smoked blunts, semi hidden bottels of wodka and the most rotten garbage can overflowing with used hygenia products to offer. The skid marks in the toilet are of historic interest and you will be circled by bugs you thougth were extinct a million years ago.

by Anonymousreply 45July 9, 2024 10:57 PM

I wonder if he's going to do a remake of "Time in a bottle" now?

by Anonymousreply 46July 9, 2024 10:58 PM

I didn’t know he had kids.

by Anonymousreply 47July 10, 2024 12:23 AM

The Bitch is back!

by Anonymousreply 48July 10, 2024 12:51 AM

Look, Elton's an old man, like me. And when us old timers need to go we need to go. He did the best thing he could have done. Otherwise he would have more than likely ended up pissing all over himself and the floor. Old men can only hold it for so long until there's no more holding. He probably has an enlarged prostate, as most men his age do. The prissy shop keeper should take pride that Elton John christened his store with his golden elixir.

by Anonymousreply 49July 10, 2024 1:01 AM

[quote] Look, Elton's an old man, like me. And when us old timers need to go we need to go.

Sing it, sister!

by Anonymousreply 50July 10, 2024 2:50 AM

How vivid—and lemony yellow?!!!

by Anonymousreply 51July 10, 2024 3:21 AM

So Goodbye, Yellow Piss Road!

by Anonymousreply 52July 10, 2024 3:22 AM

I kinda thought she was a golden showers kinda girl...

by Anonymousreply 53July 10, 2024 3:30 AM

Goodbye yellow brick road

by Anonymousreply 54July 10, 2024 3:44 AM

Well....at least the color matches his toupe.

by Anonymousreply 55July 10, 2024 4:02 AM

I wonder if Meghan and Harry are still friends with him after this appalling behavior?

by Anonymousreply 56July 10, 2024 4:05 AM

He's obviously dehydrated...even I can see that.

by Anonymousreply 57July 10, 2024 4:06 AM

[Quote] He probably didn't even need to pee that bad, it was just a twisted power play the rich and the famous engage in to feel alive.

R4 well looking at that bottle I'd disagree

by Anonymousreply 58July 10, 2024 4:10 AM

His Ukrainian kids are handsome.

by Anonymousreply 59July 10, 2024 4:12 AM

Lacroix Limoncello!

by Anonymousreply 60July 10, 2024 4:17 AM

Well at least he didn't shit the bed, unlike SOME people who shall remain nameless (but his initials are Derek Blasberg).

by Anonymousreply 61July 10, 2024 5:22 AM

There's a big sign in the store window now that reads:


And people are coming in to stand in the spot where he did it and take photos.

by Anonymousreply 62July 10, 2024 6:40 AM

[quote]I'm sure they had an employee restroom.

[quote]And he's a high-end customer.

[quote]All they had to do was let him use it.

[quote]But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

No, very often they don't have toilets. If it's a store of some size with numerous staff, normally yes, but smallers stores often not. Grocery stores, for instance, very often do not have bathrooms, neither for for staff nor public. For some reason people go to grocery stores and ask to use the toilet and are incedulous when told there isn't one. There isn't one. Space is tight, even in larger shops and many do not have toilets, only a utilty sink in the case of grocery stores. If staff need need to use a toilet they run out to a nearby bar, the staff recognize employees from the shop next door and there's no need to say anything or make a purchase. But for random people off the street, the best thing is to pop into a bar or cafe and ask for the toilet and then make some small order, a cup of coffee, a glass of water even, which will be free, but it's a case where you should leave a small tip as a courtesy. It's an almost universal rule in Europe, find a toilet at a bar or cafe but expect to make a purchase as a courtesy; the other option is a department store.

Look on Google Maps, t's a very small space, one small corner of a


Of course some shops do have toilets for staff but it's not a thing easily guessed so best to step into a bar or cafe.

by Anonymousreply 63July 10, 2024 7:22 AM

[Quote] But no, the French always have to make things difficult.

A person can literally pull out his dick and empty his bladder into a water bottle in the middle of a shop, dribbling a considerable amount onto the floor, but if it’s a French shop, the British will blame the shop.

by Anonymousreply 64July 10, 2024 7:26 AM

I have conflicted feelings about this.

by Anonymousreply 65July 10, 2024 9:05 AM
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