Lindsey Graham is doing the 69!

69? Gentleman callers may be getting more scarce for her.

How is he only 69, I was sure he was in his seventies already.

r1 I imagine she just does that home gloryhole thing where the men come into a room and shove their dicks through a hole in a sheet hung n a doorway, and she services them orally or by making the ladybugs dance so they don't have to see the ravages of 69 years of alcoholism and debasement.

What are we getting her for her birthday?

His staff will be taking him to Hooters for lunch, where they'll surprise him with an Old Spice gift set and an autographed poster of Lynda Carter.

Will Sean Hannity or Jesse Watters pop out of her birthday cake tonight?

Will her gentleman caller, Donald Trump, send her a birthday card?

She always makes a big production of wishing DUMP and Melania a happy birthday on Twitter. Have they ever even acknowledged her on hers?

I sent old gay autographed picture of my poosey. Fat pig husband said he’s never seen one before.

The chef at Mar-a-Lago made her a splendid birthday cake. Nauta insisted the boss wanted it to be perfect.

Lindsey has company for the July 9th birthday:

Actor Jimmy Smits turns 69. (same day and year)

Actor Tom Hanks turns 68.

Singer Courtney Love turns 60.

[quote] Singer Courtney Love turns 60.

Now I feel old.

Perhaps international whore Aaron Schock will pay her a visit (with fee schedule, of course).

May his piles itch less on his special day

Austin Wolf was supposed to provide the entertainment but something came up.

Is there another vacuous porn star that can choke the Senatrice out while the old bitch gets fucked doggie style? Or will he have to pleasure himself again with impure thoughts of Hakeem Jefferies?

Stop this nonsense at once, you . . . you . . . You bitches!

Lindsay is as heterosexual as I am!

R15 / R16

[quote]What are we getting her for her birthday?

I sent her a bottle of Jean Naté and a nice blouse.

How about some hostess pants? I'll chip in for the crushy belt and ballet slippers.

R18, for what? Halloween?

R19, Sorry! ^^^

Double headed dildo for the Senatrice and Miss Tim Scott.

No happy returns!

That’s good poosie.

Miss Lindsey, Lara T., & Kimberly G., receive the most fees & tips for giving lap dances to club octogenarians at Mar-a-Lago. However Donald Sr. takes an 80% cut.

Just thinking about Miss Lindsay doin' the 69 makes my throw up in my mouth a little...

My appointment as a gentleman collar is for next Thursday at 7 PM. I need to be home in bed by 9 PM.

^caller, not collar. She wears the collar.

Miss Lindzebelle is getting a birthday surprise tonight!

I picture a sultry Linds, with milk punch at his side, updating his excel spreadsheet with people who wished him a happy birthday and people who want more monkey labs and asbestos mining near their children’s schools.

Of course this drippy, drunken, bug-eyed wimp had to be a Cancer. Fucking drip.

Is the term Ladybugs a euphemism for anal warts?

Wow I thought he was pushing 80. He must really drink a lot.

Aren't most people retired by that age?

The Orange Julius Rimmer

She’ll be sleeping 🛌 to 1 PM today. There were a lot of drinky poos consumed throughout yesterday. 🥃 🍸 🍹 🍻 🍺

[quote]Aren't most people retired by that age?

No -- they're running for President.

Lindseybelle is busy washing the sheets this morning after her many gentlemen callers yesterday. Now that she's older, there are accidents!

^ Was Derek Blasberg one of the callers?

Did Josh Hawley shake her pendulous breasts in Lindsey’s face? Did she at least wear pasties?

I am a Christian nationalist. I would never do such a thing.

Military Industrial suppliers lobbyists

Bret Kavanaugh

Donald Trump

Herschel

Schlapp

A couple+ Fox News anchors

Dozens of others in Congress, media, other personnel, escorts, etc.

Wait a minute. I'm 69. Do you think Lindsey and I may be compatible?

r43 Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.

She is so delusional. Trump will never put a ring on her finger, and carry her across the threshold, which he is physically incapable of doing anyway.

Has she gotten some of this?

[quote]Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.

R44. I can get a wig, but come on, Trump is not eight inches!

r47 No he's hung like a closed cup mushroom. But the sénatrices gin fueled fantasies have no basis in reality.

After the last gentleman caller leaves her suite at Mar-a-Lago for the evening, Lady Lindzebelle takes a stroll on the lanai to get some fresh air before returning to her bed for some long shut eye.

‘Has that chubby bear, JD, had that?

What a vulgar thing to say r50! I would NEVER touch another woman’s labia!