Today, July 9th, is Lindsey's birthday. Please take a moment to express your birthday wishes to Lindsey who is now age 69. She has been a Datalounge icon and very frequent subject in the news, so please express your reflections and offered tidings for this joyous day.
69? Gentleman callers may be getting more scarce for her.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 9, 2024 3:29 PM |
How is he only 69, I was sure he was in his seventies already.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 9, 2024 3:57 PM |
r1 I imagine she just does that home gloryhole thing where the men come into a room and shove their dicks through a hole in a sheet hung n a doorway, and she services them orally or by making the ladybugs dance so they don't have to see the ravages of 69 years of alcoholism and debasement.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 9, 2024 4:05 PM |
What are we getting her for her birthday?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 9, 2024 4:08 PM |
His staff will be taking him to Hooters for lunch, where they'll surprise him with an Old Spice gift set and an autographed poster of Lynda Carter.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 9, 2024 4:19 PM |
Will Sean Hannity or Jesse Watters pop out of her birthday cake tonight?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 9, 2024 4:26 PM |
Will her gentleman caller, Donald Trump, send her a birthday card?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 9, 2024 4:33 PM |
She always makes a big production of wishing DUMP and Melania a happy birthday on Twitter. Have they ever even acknowledged her on hers?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 9, 2024 4:43 PM |
I sent old gay autographed picture of my poosey. Fat pig husband said he’s never seen one before.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 9, 2024 4:53 PM |
The chef at Mar-a-Lago made her a splendid birthday cake. Nauta insisted the boss wanted it to be perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 9, 2024 5:02 PM |
Lindsey has company for the July 9th birthday:
Actor Jimmy Smits turns 69. (same day and year)
Actor Tom Hanks turns 68.
Singer Courtney Love turns 60.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 9, 2024 5:10 PM |
[quote] Singer Courtney Love turns 60.
Now I feel old.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 9, 2024 5:14 PM |
Perhaps international whore Aaron Schock will pay her a visit (with fee schedule, of course).
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 9, 2024 6:19 PM |
May his piles itch less on his special day
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 9, 2024 6:22 PM |
Austin Wolf was supposed to provide the entertainment but something came up.
Is there another vacuous porn star that can choke the Senatrice out while the old bitch gets fucked doggie style? Or will he have to pleasure himself again with impure thoughts of Hakeem Jefferies?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 9, 2024 6:27 PM |
Stop this nonsense at once, you . . . you . . . You bitches!
Lindsay is as heterosexual as I am!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 9, 2024 6:30 PM |
R15 / R16
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 9, 2024 6:38 PM |
[quote]What are we getting her for her birthday?
I sent her a bottle of Jean Naté and a nice blouse.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 9, 2024 7:15 PM |
How about some hostess pants? I'll chip in for the crushy belt and ballet slippers.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 9, 2024 7:15 PM |
R18, for what? Halloween?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 9, 2024 9:01 PM |
R19, Sorry! ^^^
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 9, 2024 9:02 PM |
Double headed dildo for the Senatrice and Miss Tim Scott.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 9, 2024 9:47 PM |
No happy returns!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 9, 2024 10:28 PM |
That’s good poosie.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2024 11:43 PM |
Miss Lindsey, Lara T., & Kimberly G., receive the most fees & tips for giving lap dances to club octogenarians at Mar-a-Lago. However Donald Sr. takes an 80% cut.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2024 11:53 PM |
Just thinking about Miss Lindsay doin' the 69 makes my throw up in my mouth a little...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2024 11:55 PM |
My appointment as a gentleman collar is for next Thursday at 7 PM. I need to be home in bed by 9 PM.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 10, 2024 12:11 AM |
^caller, not collar. She wears the collar.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 10, 2024 12:13 AM |
Miss Lindzebelle is getting a birthday surprise tonight!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 10, 2024 12:20 AM |
I picture a sultry Linds, with milk punch at his side, updating his excel spreadsheet with people who wished him a happy birthday and people who want more monkey labs and asbestos mining near their children’s schools.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 10, 2024 1:34 AM |
Of course this drippy, drunken, bug-eyed wimp had to be a Cancer. Fucking drip.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 10, 2024 1:38 AM |
Is the term Ladybugs a euphemism for anal warts?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 10, 2024 1:44 AM |
Wow I thought he was pushing 80. He must really drink a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 10, 2024 1:53 AM |
Aren't most people retired by that age?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 10, 2024 1:56 AM |
The Orange Julius Rimmer
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 10, 2024 8:32 AM |
She’ll be sleeping 🛌 to 1 PM today. There were a lot of drinky poos consumed throughout yesterday. 🥃 🍸 🍹 🍻 🍺
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 10, 2024 1:35 PM |
[quote]Aren't most people retired by that age?
No -- they're running for President.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 10, 2024 3:22 PM |
Lindseybelle is busy washing the sheets this morning after her many gentlemen callers yesterday. Now that she's older, there are accidents!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 10, 2024 6:23 PM |
^ Was Derek Blasberg one of the callers?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 10, 2024 6:54 PM |
Did Josh Hawley shake her pendulous breasts in Lindsey’s face? Did she at least wear pasties?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 10, 2024 8:56 PM |
I am a Christian nationalist. I would never do such a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 10, 2024 9:20 PM |
Military Industrial suppliers lobbyists
Bret Kavanaugh
Donald Trump
Herschel
Schlapp
A couple+ Fox News anchors
Dozens of others in Congress, media, other personnel, escorts, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 10, 2024 9:21 PM |
Wait a minute. I'm 69. Do you think Lindsey and I may be compatible?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 10, 2024 11:21 PM |
r43 Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 10, 2024 11:26 PM |
She is so delusional. Trump will never put a ring on her finger, and carry her across the threshold, which he is physically incapable of doing anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 10, 2024 11:46 PM |
[quote]Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.
R44. I can get a wig, but come on, Trump is not eight inches!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 11, 2024 12:05 AM |
r47 No he's hung like a closed cup mushroom. But the sénatrices gin fueled fantasies have no basis in reality.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 11, 2024 1:48 AM |
After the last gentleman caller leaves her suite at Mar-a-Lago for the evening, Lady Lindzebelle takes a stroll on the lanai to get some fresh air before returning to her bed for some long shut eye.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 11, 2024 9:06 AM |
‘Has that chubby bear, JD, had that?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 19, 2024 1:28 AM |
What a vulgar thing to say r50! I would NEVER touch another woman’s labia!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 19, 2024 1:38 AM |