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Lindsey Graham is doing the 69!

Today, July 9th, is Lindsey's birthday. Please take a moment to express your birthday wishes to Lindsey who is now age 69. She has been a Datalounge icon and very frequent subject in the news, so please express your reflections and offered tidings for this joyous day.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 11, 2024 9:06 AM

69? Gentleman callers may be getting more scarce for her.

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2024 3:29 PM

How is he only 69, I was sure he was in his seventies already.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2024 3:57 PM

r1 I imagine she just does that home gloryhole thing where the men come into a room and shove their dicks through a hole in a sheet hung n a doorway, and she services them orally or by making the ladybugs dance so they don't have to see the ravages of 69 years of alcoholism and debasement.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2024 4:05 PM

What are we getting her for her birthday?

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2024 4:08 PM

His staff will be taking him to Hooters for lunch, where they'll surprise him with an Old Spice gift set and an autographed poster of Lynda Carter.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2024 4:19 PM

Will Sean Hannity or Jesse Watters pop out of her birthday cake tonight?

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2024 4:26 PM

Will her gentleman caller, Donald Trump, send her a birthday card?

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2024 4:33 PM

She always makes a big production of wishing DUMP and Melania a happy birthday on Twitter. Have they ever even acknowledged her on hers?

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2024 4:43 PM

I sent old gay autographed picture of my poosey. Fat pig husband said he’s never seen one before.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2024 4:53 PM

The chef at Mar-a-Lago made her a splendid birthday cake. Nauta insisted the boss wanted it to be perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2024 5:02 PM

Lindsey has company for the July 9th birthday:

Actor Jimmy Smits turns 69. (same day and year)

Actor Tom Hanks turns 68.

Singer Courtney Love turns 60.

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2024 5:10 PM

[quote] Singer Courtney Love turns 60.

Now I feel old.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2024 5:14 PM

Perhaps international whore Aaron Schock will pay her a visit (with fee schedule, of course).

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2024 6:19 PM

May his piles itch less on his special day

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2024 6:22 PM

Austin Wolf was supposed to provide the entertainment but something came up.

Is there another vacuous porn star that can choke the Senatrice out while the old bitch gets fucked doggie style? Or will he have to pleasure himself again with impure thoughts of Hakeem Jefferies?

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2024 6:27 PM

Stop this nonsense at once, you . . . you . . . You bitches!

Lindsay is as heterosexual as I am!

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2024 6:30 PM

R15 / R16

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2024 6:38 PM

[quote]What are we getting her for her birthday?

I sent her a bottle of Jean Naté and a nice blouse.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2024 7:15 PM

How about some hostess pants? I'll chip in for the crushy belt and ballet slippers.

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2024 7:15 PM

R18, for what? Halloween?

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2024 9:01 PM

R19, Sorry! ^^^

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2024 9:02 PM

Double headed dildo for the Senatrice and Miss Tim Scott.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2024 9:47 PM

No happy returns!

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2024 10:28 PM

That’s good poosie.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2024 11:43 PM

Miss Lindsey, Lara T., & Kimberly G., receive the most fees & tips for giving lap dances to club octogenarians at Mar-a-Lago. However Donald Sr. takes an 80% cut.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2024 11:53 PM

Just thinking about Miss Lindsay doin' the 69 makes my throw up in my mouth a little...

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2024 11:55 PM

My appointment as a gentleman collar is for next Thursday at 7 PM. I need to be home in bed by 9 PM.

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by Anonymousreply 27July 10, 2024 12:11 AM

^caller, not collar. She wears the collar.

by Anonymousreply 28July 10, 2024 12:13 AM

Miss Lindzebelle is getting a birthday surprise tonight!

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by Anonymousreply 29July 10, 2024 12:20 AM

I picture a sultry Linds, with milk punch at his side, updating his excel spreadsheet with people who wished him a happy birthday and people who want more monkey labs and asbestos mining near their children’s schools.

by Anonymousreply 30July 10, 2024 1:34 AM

Of course this drippy, drunken, bug-eyed wimp had to be a Cancer. Fucking drip.

by Anonymousreply 31July 10, 2024 1:38 AM

Is the term Ladybugs a euphemism for anal warts?

by Anonymousreply 32July 10, 2024 1:44 AM

Wow I thought he was pushing 80. He must really drink a lot.

by Anonymousreply 33July 10, 2024 1:53 AM

Aren't most people retired by that age?

by Anonymousreply 34July 10, 2024 1:56 AM

The Orange Julius Rimmer

by Anonymousreply 35July 10, 2024 8:32 AM

She’ll be sleeping 🛌 to 1 PM today. There were a lot of drinky poos consumed throughout yesterday. 🥃 🍸 🍹 🍻 🍺

by Anonymousreply 36July 10, 2024 1:35 PM

[quote]Aren't most people retired by that age?

No -- they're running for President.

by Anonymousreply 37July 10, 2024 3:22 PM

Lindseybelle is busy washing the sheets this morning after her many gentlemen callers yesterday. Now that she's older, there are accidents!

by Anonymousreply 38July 10, 2024 6:23 PM

^ Was Derek Blasberg one of the callers?

by Anonymousreply 39July 10, 2024 6:54 PM

Did Josh Hawley shake her pendulous breasts in Lindsey’s face? Did she at least wear pasties?

by Anonymousreply 40July 10, 2024 8:56 PM

I am a Christian nationalist. I would never do such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 41July 10, 2024 9:20 PM

Military Industrial suppliers lobbyists

Bret Kavanaugh

Donald Trump

Herschel

Schlapp

A couple+ Fox News anchors

Dozens of others in Congress, media, other personnel, escorts, etc.

by Anonymousreply 42July 10, 2024 9:21 PM

Wait a minute. I'm 69. Do you think Lindsey and I may be compatible?

by Anonymousreply 43July 10, 2024 11:21 PM

r43 Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.

by Anonymousreply 44July 10, 2024 11:26 PM

She is so delusional. Trump will never put a ring on her finger, and carry her across the threshold, which he is physically incapable of doing anyway.

by Anonymousreply 45July 10, 2024 11:46 PM

Has she gotten some of this?

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by Anonymousreply 46July 10, 2024 11:55 PM

[quote]Are you at least 8 inches and willing to put on a Trump wig? Nothing else will satisfy her gaping needs.

R44. I can get a wig, but come on, Trump is not eight inches!

by Anonymousreply 47July 11, 2024 12:05 AM

r47 No he's hung like a closed cup mushroom. But the sénatrices gin fueled fantasies have no basis in reality.

by Anonymousreply 48July 11, 2024 1:48 AM

After the last gentleman caller leaves her suite at Mar-a-Lago for the evening, Lady Lindzebelle takes a stroll on the lanai to get some fresh air before returning to her bed for some long shut eye.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 11, 2024 9:06 AM
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