He had explosive diarrhea in GOOPS GUEST ROOM!
Pee ewww
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He had explosive diarrhea in GOOPS GUEST ROOM!
Pee ewww
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 27, 2024 6:25 PM |
I'm seeing the story on various sites. He's always been 'east coast gross' to me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 4, 2024 11:09 PM |
Did he run out and announce:
I MADE!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 4, 2024 11:12 PM |
This is really something.
I’ve followed his shameless social climbing for years. It truly know no bounds.
And now everyone is talking about him fouling up a bathroom with his diarrhea on the ceiling. It’s even in his Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 4, 2024 11:15 PM |
Derek BLAST-BURG!!!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2024 11:19 PM |
Those poor maids. Paltrow must have been standing right over them as they were scrubbing the shit stains.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 4, 2024 11:21 PM |
Buck would never have shit the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 4, 2024 11:22 PM |
[quote]Blasberg is acquainted with many celebrities; Jeff Bezos, Kris Jenner, and Anne Hathaway helped him celebrate his 42nd birthday at a party for the occasion in May 2024.[24] Blasberg is "close friends" with Gwyneth Paltrow, and is a frequent guest at her home in The Hamptons, vacationing there even in her absence. In an unfortunate June 2024 episode Blasberg defecated so foully and catastrophically on Paltrow’s guest bed that he had to flee the home in shame. This was not caused by a side effect of the drug Ozempic.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 4, 2024 11:34 PM |
From Wikipedia:
Blasberg is "close friends" with Gwyneth Paltrow, and is a frequent guest at her home in The Hamptons, vacationing there even in her absence. In an unfortunate June 2024 episode Blasberg defecated so foully and catastrophically on Paltrow’s guest bed that he had to flee the home in shame. This was not caused by a side effect of the drug Ozempic. [25][26]
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 4, 2024 11:51 PM |
Why was Ozempic quickly ruled out?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 4, 2024 11:56 PM |
it may not be "ozempic"...but it could have been wegovy, mounjaro, zepbound, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2024 12:00 AM |
He flew too close to the sun.
Now there is diarrhea accident in his Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2024 12:05 AM |
Coke?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2024 12:10 AM |
Well, he appears to have pissed someone off (Gwyneth?) for it to get out of their circle and make worldwide news.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 5, 2024 12:14 AM |
Goop's "organic detox teriyaki chicken" strikes again!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 5, 2024 12:15 AM |
There’s a Pink Flamingos joke in here
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 5, 2024 12:28 AM |
He had a bad case of the doo doos.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 5, 2024 12:58 AM |
Maybe somebody served him prunes and cod and it didn't...agree with him.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 5, 2024 1:00 AM |
Didn't he date RJ King back in the day?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 5, 2024 1:04 AM |
He had the runs. Ick.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 5, 2024 1:16 AM |
He seems nice.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 5, 2024 5:35 AM |
This sounds like something Truman Capote would write.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 5, 2024 6:12 AM |
I don’t understand why he didn’t burn the sheets and scour the guest room himself, to bury his shameful secret. Then tip the maid a lot of money to cover for him.
But instead he “fled“? What a lame little baby.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 5, 2024 6:30 AM |
I'm exactly two years older than this nasty man. 🤦♀️
Wegovy AND cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 5, 2024 6:35 AM |
if it was a mattress, you can do what you want with the sheets but shitting the mattress doesn't lie, unless it was a little blip you were able to scrub/soak up with towels.
it doesn't sound like this was the case. it sounds like he shit the actual bed and there's not a lot you can do if that happens, besides trash the mattress.
that said, it's really low to let it out unless there is some other motive to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 5, 2024 8:12 AM |
Seems like a social setback, no?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 5, 2024 8:39 AM |
ROFL at R8 and R9!!!
Why doesn't he remove that from his Wiki page????
How humiliating!
Someone is clearly out to get him, and I can't believe it's still up.
I hope you all have saved a screenshot of it, for posterity.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 5, 2024 8:40 AM |
There must’ve been some vendetta against him for the news to get out like this.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 5, 2024 8:41 AM |
It was explosive news, for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 5, 2024 8:54 AM |
He can’t just remove it from his page. Wiki has a whole system of editors and when there are sources to back things up, it can be hard to get it removed more than temporarily.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 5, 2024 9:06 AM |
I think it depends on if the Wikipedia subject is well known or not.
If this were an entry on Gwyneth Paltrow’s page, there would be much more debate and correcting back and forth, forever. But is this person, Derek Blasberg, well known outside of his social circle?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 5, 2024 9:13 AM |
I want a divorce!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 5, 2024 12:51 PM |
Nothing like chilling in The Hamptons on tequila and suppositories.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 5, 2024 1:15 PM |
Damn. It’s gone from his wiki. Earlier today there was just a shortened version along the lines of, “Once suffered diarrhea in a famous person’s house.”
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 5, 2024 11:01 PM |
Damn, I'd have owned up to it an offered to clean it up like someone said up thread. I'd have also paid the housekeepers extra. This happened to me in Beverly Hills at the Beverly Hilton and I was mortified. I didn't leave until all was put back ship shape. I ate some bad Mexican food and have never been so sick in my life. I woke up in the middle of the night and things were gushing all over. The staff understood. I took care of them.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 5, 2024 11:11 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 5, 2024 11:44 PM |
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 5, 2024 11:57 PM |
The fetid, noisome story has made [italic]Variety!
—————
“The story has had insane legs in Hollywood circles for several reasons. Call it a slow news cycle thanks to Independence Day, or a welcome distraction from that state of American politics. There’s also a devilish kind of excitement in hearing about a base act of humanity in a world that is so privileged, curated and unattainable. But the biggest message in all the muck is a sense of Biblical justice for Blasberg, a figure whose profile some observers think is smoke and mirrors in a town that demands proof of value.”
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2024 12:52 AM |
As publicists, how does DL suggest Mr. BlasTberg respond to all this?
And should Goop publicly comment on her guest’s shit hitting the fan?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 6, 2024 1:11 AM |
[quote]Blasberg, a figure whose profile some observers think is smoke and mirrors in a town that demands proof of value.
A town that demands proof of value? My sides. 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 6, 2024 1:22 AM |
He made doo doos on her bed.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 6, 2024 4:07 AM |
A River (Of Shit) Runs Through It
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 6, 2024 4:15 AM |
I think there will be a denial soon.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2024 4:28 AM |
Sounds like ingredients for Erna’s version of a Mississippi mud cake.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 6, 2024 4:55 AM |
Who said it was on the ceiling? Difficult to be discreet when the ceiling has to be cleaned and re-painted. How mortifying. I'd have to move to another planet.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 6, 2024 4:55 AM |
R48 Oh my
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 6, 2024 5:22 AM |
DOO DOO! FECES!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 6, 2024 6:19 AM |
What do you think Miss Blasberg is doing right now?
Shaking and crying?
Shitting his own bed?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 6, 2024 6:39 AM |
[quote] What do you think Miss Blasberg is doing right now?
Witness Protection Program.
Or rather, Shitness Protection Program.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 6, 2024 7:11 AM |
The fleeing is the worst part. Surely some crime-scene cleaners could have been called in! Whatever was made of cloth should have been bagged and removed from the house. A thorough shower taken. If sick still, get to the ER.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 6, 2024 7:19 AM |
Shitty Little DereK.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 6, 2024 7:20 AM |
I think Derek needs to cash in in this! Get himself some paid partnerships with Glade, Sorbent etc. Make fun of it and make some coin.
I really wonder how he pissed off Gwyneth so royally though. If he was a good friend, this wouldn't have got out. My money is still on Brad fucking him and Goop losing her metaphorical shit.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 6, 2024 7:27 AM |
My sister in law made my Mom a "healthy" smoothie before her drive home. My mom is the type who is usually constipated but after drinking that smoothie she had to find a restroom on her way home. He probably ate or drank some Goop concoction like that.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 6, 2024 7:39 AM |
It was like that scene in Trainspotting
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 6, 2024 7:41 AM |
R55, i am guessing the fleeing part must have infuriated her. It was a shitty thing to do.
Still, a better person wouldn’t have leaked this.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 6, 2024 7:52 AM |
I think the media has a point: this was leaked as a warning to other star-fuckers as to how tenuous their position is.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 6, 2024 9:45 AM |
r59 It was leaked alright, anal leakage. *ba dum tss*
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 6, 2024 10:00 AM |
Do you think GOOP regrets outing Derek as the "sheet shitter?"
Or is she having a good laugh about it?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 6, 2024 10:17 AM |
The variety article said he’s on a mogul’s yacht for 4th of July.
The climbing never stops.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 6, 2024 11:01 AM |
Hopefully the mogul put plastic under the sheets of the bed
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 6, 2024 11:02 AM |
[quote] The variety article said he’s on a mogul’s yacht for 4th of July.
That poor yacht.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 6, 2024 11:02 AM |
Imagine the staff below deck who have to clean up after him.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 6, 2024 11:02 AM |
Maybe he’ll have the decency to hang his ass overboard.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 6, 2024 11:30 AM |
How did it get on the ceiling?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 6, 2024 12:03 PM |
It was a geyser r67
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 6, 2024 12:08 PM |
[Quote]The variety article said he’s on a mogul’s yacht for 4th of July.
I've assigned him the poop deck.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 6, 2024 2:09 PM |
Who is this trashy Gwyneth person? I've never seen such bad manners in my whole life.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 6, 2024 2:13 PM |
Removed from Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 6, 2024 2:21 PM |
This story would be better if the roles had been reversed.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 6, 2024 2:41 PM |
R55, maybe Imodium D would be his best bet.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 6, 2024 4:05 PM |
If he shat himself he was either fully drunk, on drugs or both. Its not like Gweneth cleaned it up herself. Its that her staff were perhaps humiliated to clean up a guest's shit. If I had staff I would be mortified. If my partner did it I would be sympathetic and clean it up, but demand a present
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 7, 2024 4:21 AM |
[quote]R61 Do you think GOOP regrets outing Derek as the "sheet shitter?"
Well, she’s certainly proven to be a real shit stirrer, in this case!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 7, 2024 4:39 AM |
[quote]R65 Imagine the staff below deck who have to clean up after him.
And with poor ventilation!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 7, 2024 4:41 AM |
He should thank God he wasn't staying at Martha's.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 7, 2024 4:52 AM |
He's going to murder that bitch for causing him worldwide humiliation and making him a pariah.
Scott Amedure was murdered by Jonathan Schmitz after an appearance on Jenny Jones, and it was only for confessing his gay crush.
Gwenyth, you in danger girl!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 7, 2024 4:53 AM |
Why didn’t he just roll up the sheets and take them and buy her a new set? Why didn’t he make a wild leap for the tub and dump out there? Why didn’t he at least ATTEMPT to clean up after himself a bit?
Why do these people think of themselves as beyond high class when they have the manners and polish of a barnyard animal?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 7, 2024 7:16 AM |
This is what happens when people from St Louis get above their station.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 7, 2024 7:59 AM |
I thought this classic Bonnie mace story would be appropriate on this thread
I just had my first experience with Scat very recently. My longtime gal had been wanting to try it out forever so finally about a week ago. I caved, I mean after all you only live once right?
I decided that the "night" would be very special. I made a very special dinner of steak burritos, chili, and chocolate milk. And for dessert-bacon and eggs. I felt like I was training for a marathon!
Anyway after dinner we started fooling around. After a while of that my gal, Beatrice, started probing my "brown eye" as she called it with her thumb. Now mind you my gal Beatrice is not tiny she looks a lot like Shirley Hemphill but with the elegance and class of Jackie O. Anyway her thumb is going further and further up my poop shoot and still I feel nothing. This goes on for a good ten minutes (though it felt like hours) but nothing is coming out. Beatrice then stuck not one, not two, not three, but four supposotories up there. But still...no go. I told her that coffee enemas were supposed to work good. Well we didn't have an enema tube so she just started sucking up sanka with a bendy straw and squirting it in my whole. After another twenty minutes without any numero due in sight. We gave up.
I could see how heartbroken she was so I agreed to let her be the crapper (since it was my first time I was supposed to just be the crapper and she the crappee.) so she went at it with gusto. She let out about three juicy logs on my ninnies. But the best(?) was yet to come, all of the sudden this stream of poop came flying out of her squinty and it came out fast! It was kind of like the Trevi Fountain except it was like the Trevi Fountain if dookee came out and not water. Well, there was SOME water, but not a lot. My God I don't know how it happened but a half eaten cinnamon donut came out of there. It was truly a horn of plenty of non digestable viddles.
Anyhoo, we played around for an hour and then through the sheets in the oven to dry them off before throwing them in the trash. All in all not a bad experience, but not something that I would want to do everyday. Special occassions? Maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 7, 2024 8:00 AM |
Has Countess Luanne or Ramona weighed in?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 7, 2024 8:40 AM |
R82. RatMona defecates during VAGINAL lovemaking. Leah said so!!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 7, 2024 6:10 PM |
Diarrhea cha cha cha!!!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 7, 2024 6:45 PM |
Derek could go join RHONY Legacy! Wait till the cast trip to see the real fireworks!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 8, 2024 12:47 AM |
Nick Brown's IG is full of Paltrow shots. This is a real betrayal and likely the end for Blasberg - a celebrity no one could explain. Nick best flee this shitty mess altogether.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 8, 2024 1:57 AM |
Do you think hubs Nick will flee with the kids, throwing themselves on the mercy of Gwyneth?
There’s no need for the children to suffer - Apple’s their babysitter!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 8, 2024 2:39 AM |
Guess those babies aren’t the only ones who need diapers in that family.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 8, 2024 4:32 AM |
Maybe DNA testing will revealed Goop’s staff hated the visitor so much that they merely staged the lurid crime scene in his room after he left (??)
This could lead to lawsuits, public apologies… an as yet untitled Lifetime Original Movie., even.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 8, 2024 7:37 AM |
R89 “Explosive Shame: The Derek Blasberg Story”
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 8, 2024 8:03 AM |
I love (R81) you made me laugh so hard all my stress left my mind
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 8, 2024 8:23 AM |
Derek held a press conference yesterday, to discuss the incident....
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 8, 2024 8:39 AM |
[QUOTE] Maybe DNA testing will revealed Goop’s staff hated the visitor so much that they merely staged the lurid crime scene in his room after he left (??)
Feces do not contain DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 8, 2024 12:05 PM |
This is definitely the result of an Ozempic overdose.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 8, 2024 12:38 PM |
Doesn’t Goop have a candle for this type of situation?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 8, 2024 12:39 PM |
The Daily Beast has a piece on how he can redeem himself.
The answer: he can’t. The author suggests he move to Sioux Falls to become a rodeo clown.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 8, 2024 2:46 PM |
There are some old threads on this guy if you google datalounge and his name.
A handful of first person stories - some people saying he was a nice guy but most people saying he was a complete operator who had no time or interest in anyone who wasn’t famous, powerful or wildly wealthy.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 8, 2024 3:06 PM |
He flew too close to the sun. And is now over with this set.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 8, 2024 3:16 PM |
Derek Blast-berg.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 8, 2024 3:43 PM |
What a shitty way to end 2 decades of social climbing
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 8, 2024 3:48 PM |
Who says Goop leaked the story? All it does is make her look bad.
It was likely an enraged maid.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 8, 2024 6:08 PM |
Doo doos doo doos doo doos
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 8, 2024 6:14 PM |
Social climbers are never admirable people.
They push past the rest of us to get within asshole-licking distance of the most rich/famous in the room.
That is how they judge people. That is how they derive their worth.
Exhausting, boring, gross, crass…
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 8, 2024 6:47 PM |
With everyone in Hollywood on Ozempic, explosive shitting incidents like this are going to become a lot more common.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 8, 2024 7:04 PM |
>> Cleaning up << Scat's out of the bag
Since mentioning it in PB1192, Gwyneth Paltrow's phantom Hamptons shitter has been publicly revealed as Derek Blasberg.
Tiresome attention hog that he is, we didn't want to totally fuck Derek over by identifying him. We thought it was funnier that American high society was terrified about the upcoming onslaught of liquid Ozempic shit – rather than pinning that specific incident on a celebrity barnacle like Blasberg.
However, since his identity has been revealed anyway, there's a little more to the story we don't think we've seen written anywhere.
The reason Gwynnie broke the most sacred rule of hosting – and started blabbing about her guest's embarrassing indiscretion? Between soiling the sheets and hotfooting it back to NYC, Derek supposedly left some money for Gwynnie's cleaner to tend to the mess.
It was such an insultingly small amount that the cleaner complained. And Gwynnie took her side.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 8, 2024 7:48 PM |
I still think this make Goop look bad.
What (if anything) does Blasberg do? I hope it's something that pays well, because I suspect his gravy train just got lost in the sewer.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 8, 2024 8:08 PM |
[quote]Derek supposedly left some money for Gwynnie's cleaner to tend to the mess. It was such an insultingly small amount that the cleaner complained. And Gwynnie took her side.
Lolololol.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 8, 2024 8:32 PM |
[quote]What (if anything) does Blasberg do?
House shitting.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 8, 2024 8:33 PM |
Look at the Wikipedia career section. He jumps around from job to job to job.
His actual profession is social climbing. Until he got feces on the walls and ceiling.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 8, 2024 9:05 PM |
What's with all these uppity queens from St. Louis? First, Andy Cohen, now this poseur.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 8, 2024 9:13 PM |
If he’s run afoul of Goop, he’s probably finished. She doesn’t act anymore, but she’s A-list and certainly has enough influence to get somebody canceled.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 8, 2024 9:17 PM |
[quote] What do you think Miss Blasberg is doing right now? Shaking and crying? Shitting his own bed?
He is on Amazon right now ordering 5 cases of ultra depends - the kind for explosive anal discharges. He knows that his ass is literally on the line. And he can’t withstand another unfortunate incident.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 9, 2024 12:33 AM |
Dial “D” for Diarrhea
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 9, 2024 4:23 AM |
[quote]R97 some people said he was a nice guy but most people said he was a complete operator who had no time or interest in anyone who wasn’t famous, powerful or wildly wealthy.
I remember. He’d just [italic]shit[/italic] on the “little people”!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 9, 2024 4:35 AM |
Yeah, treated them like “crap”
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 9, 2024 5:10 AM |
Every time his friends see Derek, they should sing "DUH DUH DUH DIARRHEA! DUH DUH DUH DIARRHEA!"
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 9, 2024 5:31 AM |
His whole attitude and posturing back then just screamed “I’M HOT SHIT!”
Had Gwyneth just clued into that…!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 9, 2024 5:34 AM |
I preferred Derek to that other gay male socialite Gawker used to feature - Kristian Laliberte.
Now that POS was insufferable.
Derek was just sort of transparently materialistic.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 9, 2024 5:36 AM |
R116, when I was a kid my brother and I thought that "On the Radio" sounded like "Diarrhea" enough that that's the way we sang it.
To the unending annoyance of our parents.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 9, 2024 5:38 AM |
Lol R119.
So immature, but so hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 9, 2024 5:45 AM |
Apparently, Derek ate some strawberry jam from an unopened jar that he found in a box mailed to Goop from Montecito, California. The petrified lemons surrounding the jar should have been a warning.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 9, 2024 5:57 AM |
R120, we were eight and six, respectively, dancing around the living room and singing along to the song with a heart-felt chorus of "Diarrhea!"
Good times.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 9, 2024 6:33 AM |
I wonder what the husband thinks of all this.
“No, you cannot bottom ever again!”
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 9, 2024 8:41 AM |
Celebrity barnacle-like Blasberg, more like a Celebrity Lampre. Boring into the flesh of his prey.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 9, 2024 8:55 AM |
If only Andy Cohen had shit some famous person's bed back in the 1990s, imagine all of the societal devolution we would have been saved.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 9, 2024 10:48 AM |
If he’d only done it at Kathy Griffin’s house, she could’ve built a whole new act around it.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 9, 2024 10:52 AM |
Blasberg - a celebrity no one could explain.
I love you, r86.
Back to subject: So how the hell did he blast it up onto the CEILING?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 9, 2024 11:08 AM |
He deliberately aimed at the ceiling r128.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 9, 2024 11:11 AM |
He shit the runs onto the ceiling? Talented guy.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 9, 2024 11:23 AM |
GOOP captured video footage from her home security cam.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 9, 2024 11:33 AM |
R128, he probably got it on his hands when he was a sleep and flung it to the ceiling when he woke up in shock. That's my guess.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 9, 2024 2:46 PM |
Actually it does R93.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 9, 2024 3:20 PM |
The ceiling had to be REPAINTED.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 9, 2024 3:29 PM |
Actually, it’s a very small amount (if any). Your actual shit log doesn’t automatically contain DNA just because it came out of your ass, R133.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 9, 2024 4:41 PM |
A friend of mine once had a drunk friend shit on his floors, walls and ceiling. He didn't witness the actual sewage-tsunami, but evidently diarrhea can leave the body with the same force as a sneeze.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 9, 2024 4:51 PM |
NOT SO STEALTH SCAT THREAD!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 9, 2024 7:49 PM |
[quote]There must’ve been some vendetta against him for the news to get out like this.
Derek's first job was as an editorial assistant at Vogue (no, not for Anna). He used his position to worm his way into "working" with the partnered male couple who founded Proenza Schouler, and ended up having a fling with one of them. Vogue dumped his ass as quickly as Nick Brown should.
She's a whore, darlin'.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 9, 2024 7:59 PM |
R138 Proenza Schouler never really “happened”….i wonder if the home wrecking diarrhea cunt had anything to do with them “losing traction” as a brand we care about?? No one does.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 9, 2024 8:12 PM |
Proenza Schouler sounds like a big nosed jew.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 9, 2024 8:22 PM |
This may be the frau-iest thing I’ve ever posted, but I’m suddenly worried for Derek and Nick’s two little babes!
Does this couple have income that isn’t dependent on celebrity friends? Do they have any actual skills? Any family inheritances?
I mean - what are they going to do now…. go get factory jobs??
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 9, 2024 8:23 PM |
[quote] I mean - what are they going to do now…. go get factory jobs??
MARY!
Blasberg is a bottom-feeding social climber.
He's a survivor. He'll get by.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 9, 2024 8:25 PM |
Have we confirmed that Derek Blasberg & Kirker aren't one and the same?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 9, 2024 8:28 PM |
Yea, some of us, R143
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 9, 2024 9:24 PM |
Blastberg
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 9, 2024 9:25 PM |
Shitberg.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 9, 2024 9:26 PM |
This is extremely embarrassing. He must feel like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 9, 2024 9:26 PM |
It could be worse.
He could be Milo Donkeyteefs squatting in a bankruptcy case mansion while wearing plastic fish on his feet as shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 9, 2024 9:27 PM |
I've had some peripheral dealings with this person and this incident only confirms what I have always suspected - he is brim-full of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 9, 2024 9:28 PM |
So - where does he go from here? I’m guessing he already has a PR person. Are they just advising him to stay buttoned up and sit quietly? Not make a peep?
Like he originally should have in that guest bed?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 9, 2024 9:38 PM |
I spoke with a forensic expert, who has run some tests and believes a fan was involved. Perhaps the accused was squatting on it.
They are continuing to study splatter patterns.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 9, 2024 10:17 PM |
He was make a short landing in stormy weather and sucked up a duck.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 9, 2024 10:29 PM |
Tasteful forensic friends. Goop had the crime scene up at airbnb. Not available now. You think she´s renovating?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 9, 2024 10:36 PM |
R145, ?
Sincerely, r99.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 9, 2024 10:41 PM |
R153, the Airbnb is her Montecito home. The crime scene was in the Hamptons.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 10, 2024 12:28 AM |
Next time:
"Derek, you're in the brown room this weekend."
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 10, 2024 12:31 AM |
I wonder if there are photos. Like, if the housekeeper texted Gwyneth some, asking [bold]“?!?!?!?!”
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 10, 2024 12:50 AM |
Oh, there are photos.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 10, 2024 1:05 AM |
R155 Oh shit,i messed up. Now i feel like Derek.
But thanks for the correction!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 10, 2024 1:37 AM |
This thread stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 10, 2024 2:49 AM |
Agreed. The whole story REEKS to [italic]high heaven![/italic]
And the way it’s just been DUMPED out there by the media[bold] : o
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 10, 2024 3:00 AM |
Where was Amber Turd at the time of the incident?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 10, 2024 5:56 PM |
Maybe a new thing will be big, fancy litter boxes that roll away under mattresses, like a trundle bed. At least in guest rooms.
That way people can hop out of the bed and straight into the litter box if they can’t make it to the bathroom.
Blastberg could design them and Paltrow could endorse them - and the venture would bring the pair back together again.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 10, 2024 7:16 PM |
R164, Goop would be smart to do something like that. Sudden, uncontrollable loose stools are not uncommon with Ozempic. Goop should get out ahead of the market in this.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 10, 2024 7:48 PM |
He probably left the maid 20 bucks.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 10, 2024 8:04 PM |
Goop should partner with ServPro. She could make a fortune doing those commercials where they clean up the crime scene!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 10, 2024 8:10 PM |
R166, I don't know what the going tip is for "clean shit off the ceiling".
I assume I'd treat the free stay like a night at a hotel room with comparable location and amenities and dole out the cash accordingly. $400, $500?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 10, 2024 11:10 PM |
[quote]Goop would be smart to do something like that. Sudden, uncontrollable loose stools are not uncommon with Ozempic. Goop should get out ahead of the market in this.
Really, could any Eau du Blasberg smell worse than the GOOP candle that's Eau de Gwinnie's Pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 10, 2024 11:15 PM |
Poo Soes could be their spokesmodel! It’s her big break!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 11, 2024 1:11 AM |
[quote]R168 I don't know what the going tip is for "clean shit off the ceiling". I assume I'd treat the free stay like a night at a hotel room with comparable location and amenities and dole out the cash accordingly. $400, $500?
Oh god, I am thinking $2,000 MINIMUM. Remember, you are buying their SILENCE. I wouldn’t even want the maid telling Goop!
Some people are so cheap. What’s the point of being a glam jet setter if you can’t throw a few thousand dollars around??
I actually think $5,000 is what should have been proffered in BlasTberg’s position. [italic]Live a little!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 11, 2024 1:54 AM |
Blastberg doesn’t have $5000.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 11, 2024 3:40 AM |
Goop calling 911: "Operator, I have an emergency. Diarrhea on the ceiling!"
Operator: "Ma'am, this is an Arby's"
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 11, 2024 3:50 AM |
[quote]R172 Blastberg doesn’t have $5000.
Why? Doesn’t his husband have a job? Are they both mere moth-eaten hangers on??
I’m surprised Gweny hangs out with The Poors.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 11, 2024 4:30 AM |
Oh, [italic]I see. [/italic]
Was this all just a marketing build up for Goop’s new release of machine washable rugs??
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 11, 2024 4:45 AM |
This is such a messy story.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 11, 2024 4:53 AM |
If I ever created that kind of mess, I'd tip at least 2K. I'd put a do not disturb sign on the door so they wouldn't find it as I went to get the cash.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 11, 2024 5:05 AM |
Just curious, does this explosive diarrhea just happen in your sleep and you wake up to it after having rolled around in it? Or does in wake you up in terror with not enough time to get to the bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 11, 2024 7:17 AM |
Thankfully, I have no idea!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 11, 2024 7:26 AM |
R175 That’d make a great SNL commercial sendup.
“Problems with guests shutting up your guest room? We’ll worry no more!”
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 11, 2024 8:29 AM |
Ugh, fucking autocorrect. SHITTING up ^
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 11, 2024 8:29 AM |
>> Shit talking << Leaking in the Hamptons
Ever since the phantom Hamptons crapper was unveiled as celebrity barnacle Derek Blasberg, Gwyneth Paltrow has come in for quite a bit of flak. Society types are appalled she'd break a cardinal rule of hosting and blab about her guest's gastrointestinal indiscretion.
But in fairness to Gwynnie, the leak may not have been her.
Gwyneth was lunching with Oprah Winfrey and Jerry Seinfeld when her irate housekeeper called, shouting loudly about the horrors she'd discovered, yelling about how much she hates "that fucking friend" of hers. And – most damning - complaining about the tip that had been left at the scene of the crime.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 11, 2024 6:05 PM |
[quote]her irate housekeeper called, shouting loudly about the horrors she'd discovered, yelling about how much she hates "that fucking friend" of hers.
This housekeeper should be a DL icon.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 11, 2024 6:25 PM |
This sounds like a white guy sequel to Six Degrees of Separation. Who’d play Goop, though?
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 11, 2024 6:32 PM |
This is just much A DOO DOO about nothing!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 11, 2024 6:35 PM |
Derek should be worried, but Nick, not so mcg. Nick graduated Harvard, has real UWS society credentials and was recruited by JP Morgan during his Sr. year and is now a very successful venture capitalist. I'm sure he was targeted by Blastberg too.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 11, 2024 6:43 PM |
Jeez…. if hubs took this opportunity to cut ties and ditch Blastberg, he’d really be up shit creek.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 11, 2024 7:34 PM |
This is quite a SHIT STORM!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 11, 2024 7:41 PM |
[quote]r182 her irate housekeeper called, shouting loudly about the horrors she'd discovered,
Housekeeper to Goop: “Bitch, shit just got REAL!”
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 11, 2024 8:12 PM |
Mr. Armani had better check his pants leg for POO STAINS.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 11, 2024 9:19 PM |
GOOP'S HOUSEKEEPER (loudly, on Goop's intercom): Your fucking friend Derek just did something disgusting!!!
GOOP (having a lovely lunch with Oprah Winfrey and Jerry Seinfeld): I'm having a lunch meeting - tell me what happened, but please...use euphemisms.
GOOP'S HOUSEKEEPER: All right. He coated the bed, the walls and the ceiling with something the color of Oprah Winfrey that smells like Jerry Seinfeld.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 11, 2024 10:24 PM |
[quote] Just curious, does this explosive diarrhea just happen in your sleep and you wake up to it after having rolled around in it? Or does in wake you up in terror with not enough time to get to the bathroom?
I think you have a very very short window in which to act once you feel the rumblings going on in your ass. If you don’t act immediately it’s all coming out and it ain’t going to be pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 11, 2024 11:28 PM |
This thread is a scat lover's dream!
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 11, 2024 11:36 PM |
I think constipation is a more likely side effect of Ozempic et al than is diarrhea. Maybe diarrhea happens if you eat too much fat on Ozempic.
I agree with the poster upthread who believes Derek was involved in some sort of anal play.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 11, 2024 11:54 PM |
R197 OMG - anal play whilst staying at Goop’s mansion. That is a bold choice. Was he finger fucking him self or had he brought ‘props’ along for the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 12, 2024 12:19 AM |
^ I thought Goop had a line of fecally scented dildos. She probably left one on each guest's pillow. So this is really all her fault.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 12, 2024 12:23 AM |
The explosive shitting woke you up while it’s happening.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 12, 2024 2:24 AM |
I'd ashk Derek Blashberg, What good is shitting all over your room?
I mean, alone in your room!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 12, 2024 3:14 AM |
Red sky at night….DILDO DELIGHT!!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 12, 2024 5:23 AM |
GOOPY POOPY
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 13, 2024 1:44 AM |
Is there any coming back from this for Derek Blasberg? I have no idea how he can hang out with A-listers ever again after this.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 13, 2024 4:24 AM |
[quote] Those poor maids. Paltrow must have been standing right over them as they were scrubbing the shit stains.
I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the POOP!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 13, 2024 4:26 AM |
CLEAN up this MESS!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 14, 2024 5:36 PM |
[quote]if hubs took this opportunity to cut ties and ditch Blastberg, he’d really be up shit creek.
And without a paddle. I am assuming if he had a paddle he would have been able to at least knock the turds off the ceiling.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 14, 2024 6:07 PM |
I wish someone would attempt to explain how one could possibly hit the ceiling.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 14, 2024 8:15 PM |
R209 It was explosive diarrhea, his ass was like a god damn volcano going off. He probably rolled over in bed and took out the ceiling with one extremely violent and forceful explosion.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 14, 2024 8:50 PM |
GOOP should just burn the house down and rebuild. You can't come back from this. 🤢
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 14, 2024 9:13 PM |
I, too, am wondering how an ass could forcefully expel shit ALL THE WAY UP TO THE CEILING. Jesus. Was eating chili cheese dogs with onions and swilling Jack Daniels before said ceiling spattering?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 14, 2024 9:37 PM |
That Variety blurb @ R39 makes Gwyn, Blasberg & their friend circle present worse than the incident itself.
I understand she was pissed off due to the sneakiness of it all, but it’s not like Gwyn has zero skeletons in her closet, & she’s snorted plenty of lines in her day, until she switched to whatever she’s on now.
That’s the REAL Goop lifestyle in a nutshell: weight loss drugs, appetite suppressants, a little coke here, a zani bar there, secret, behind the scenes packs of American Spirit cigs stashed in the desk drawer, & endless medical spa treatments to mitigate the damage.
Looks like she hangs out with some pretty shitty “friends”. Pun absolutely intended.
Why is that? Why is a lifestyle mogul hanging out with a dude who shat the bed, sprayed it on to the wallpaper & ceiling, & then took off without any explanation?
Because he doesn’t genuinely respect her.
I’ve always laughed at the stupid stuff this woman does, however, barring the exploding candles, she appeared harmless.
She’s not. She planted this, obviously, & she’s quite cruel for having done so, but Glasberg is an asshole as well, so they’re even.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 14, 2024 11:12 PM |
Please, if some grifter had the temerity to blast shit all over your guest room and not even leave a tip generous enough to overcome the revulsion he'd imposed on your cleaning staff, you'd be out for blood as well, r213.
I'm no fan of Goop, but he is clearly an asshole enough to bring about this situation. He could have handled it a lot better, by either leaving a massive tip, or paying top dollar to get one of those crime scene cleaners in at short notice.
I know a couple of guys who have a business cleaning crime scenes and clearing out hoarders' houses, and they've had to take care of sites where bodies decomposed for days, weeks or months before being discovered. Someone like that who would be prepared for the horror is far more suited to dealing with this scenario. If Goop shat the bed/ceiling/entire room at someone else's house, she'd get in the crime scene cleaners because they're the best and their price could be negotiated to include confidentiality.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 15, 2024 12:20 PM |
R213, as R214 says it's not that it happened - it's how he reacted. And we don't have the full story really of how he reacted.
If he not only panicked but lost his temper (a distinct possibility) his exit could have been a whole lot uglier than the mere fact of some fecal matter on the chandelier.
My suggestion would have been to stay on site and assist as best as possible with clean-up if you don't have the cash to handle it. Apologize profusely to the cleaners and to Goop. Make some attempt at future recompense and follow through with same. Once that's secured, send a gift of flowers with the tip. And then stay the fuck out of everyone's way for a month or three and assume an invite to stay the night is no longer in the cards.
If the housekeeper was really angry, that means he's been abusing Goop's hospitality way past a single potentially medical situation.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 15, 2024 12:30 PM |
R214, R215: I absolutely agree with you both.
I was under the impression that he had left money behind?
That said, it obviously wasn’t enough. No one carries a check book around anymore, & it never occurred to me that cleaning that up professionally would be a consideration, & I’m aware that it would cost upwards to thousands of dollars, which I doubt he had on him at the time. Also, I haven’t considered whether or not he even has that kind of money. I’m assuming he does? But perhaps he doesn’t.
Yes. I would have been FURIOUS. Would I have told the other guests, had I gone looking for him, only to find shit every where? Absolutely. Would I have leaked it to TMZ? Probably not, unless he refused to make it right financially.
I’m not Gwyn, & not in her shoes, so OK - apologies for stating/talking shit, without knowing the full story.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 15, 2024 3:18 PM |
R216, I assume the housekeeper leaked it to TMZ. They pay for tips about shit, whereas Blasberg literally didn't.
Had he been the perfect houseguest every other time...the housekeeper wouldn't be screaming about how much she hated his fucking guts.
He's been bossing the staff around and probably leaving a mess behind whenever he's there and Gwyneth was not is my guess.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 15, 2024 3:59 PM |
His reign of terror is over, thank The Goddess.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 15, 2024 5:32 PM |
Gwenyth probably tipped the housekeeper by letting her leak the story and keep the money for the tip to TMZ.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 15, 2024 5:43 PM |
That’s smart of Gwyneth. Use TMZ’s money to pay the housekeeper.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 15, 2024 5:56 PM |
R218, don't you mean his rain of terroir?
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 15, 2024 6:08 PM |
Derriere of terroir.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 15, 2024 6:10 PM |
Can every please stop using the word “leak” in re: to this story??
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 15, 2024 9:33 PM |
[italic]Oh, what a feeling
When we're poopin’ on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're poopin’ on the ceiling
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 15, 2024 9:41 PM |
[quote]He could have handled it a lot better, by either leaving a massive tip, or paying top dollar to get one of those crime scene cleaners in at short notice.
I seriously doubt this dude has any significant amount of his own money. He hangs out with all these celebrities in order to be gifted things for free and have them pay his bills. He wasn't paying for a hotel or Airbnb in the Hamptons...he was staying in Gwyneth's guest room for free, and probably only had $20 to leave the housekeeper after he blasted the ceiling.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 15, 2024 11:16 PM |
Was the ceiling detail part of the leaked story? I just can’t believe it (but I do).
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 15, 2024 11:44 PM |
Every inch of that room must be steam cleaned, sanitized, repainted, re-wallpapered, along with all new molding, baseboards, flooring, furnishings, window treatments, etc.!
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 16, 2024 1:36 AM |
R225, he must have *some* money saved from all the freebies and freeloading?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 16, 2024 12:04 PM |
Ozempic is nasty stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 16, 2024 1:52 PM |
He pretty much destroyed a room. Who would want to scrub a ceiling, then paint over it? Better to replace the parts with shit all over them.
If he had no decent amount of money on him, he should have reached out to Goop, begged forgiveness and committed to paying for all the damage plus generous tips for people dealing with the horror. He must have some actual income.
You just don't blast shit everywhere and run.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 16, 2024 9:29 PM |
R230, the fuck you don't!
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 16, 2024 10:12 PM |
Burn it, r227. Re-build. Mr. and Mrs. Goop have the money.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 17, 2024 9:46 AM |
Apologies, r211. I missed your post.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 17, 2024 9:50 AM |
This is why, when I am staying over, I wear pajamas.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 17, 2024 10:52 AM |
Enema mishap? How does one spray shit on the ceiling?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 17, 2024 12:04 PM |
That is the eternal question, r235.
Projectile diarrhoea? We spell it differently in Australia...
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 17, 2024 12:09 PM |
Why is Blastberg being so silent on this?
Did he lock himself in the bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 18, 2024 5:33 AM |
You can take the mean girl out of high school...
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 18, 2024 8:00 AM |
Maybe Apple leaked it? She’s allegedly a mean bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 18, 2024 2:35 PM |
R238 he’s in Europe at a very it NY crowd gay wedding. Friend sent me a bunch of insta stories with him in them.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 18, 2024 2:42 PM |
Oh what a feeling, when you’re spraying shit on the ceiling!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 18, 2024 2:46 PM |
[quote] he’s in Europe at a very it NY crowd gay wedding
I can just imagine all the snickering going on behind the scenes.
You know how the gays love a good gossip!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 18, 2024 2:51 PM |
>> Shits and giggles << The plop thickens...
The Hamptons set still haven't settled down on the Goop-poop story. The one piece missing from it all so far has been the motive. What would make Gwyneth turn on a houseguest like that? Why was she so happy to hang a friend out to dry – alongside all that devastated bed-linen?
Well, East Coast tattle-tales are now saying it's revenge. Gwyneth had heard Derek was the source of a scurrilous rumour that's been dogging her husband, Brad Falchuk. So aired his dirty laundry by way of payback.
As for the Ozempic bit, that mostly appears to have been pushed along by Jessica Seinfeld - who very much sees herself as a linchpin between the Hamptons and Hollywood sets, taking great relish in explaining the situation to anyone who asks.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 18, 2024 6:25 PM |
So who gets the complete goop poop scoop first.
Hedda ore Louella
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 18, 2024 6:56 PM |
Jessica Seinfeld? Ugh...Goop you can do so much better...
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 18, 2024 7:13 PM |
[quote]R244 East Coast tattle-tales are now saying it's revenge. Gwyneth had heard Derek was the source of a scurrilous rumour that's been dogging her husband. So aired his dirty laundry by way of payback.
This goes back to what I’ve proclaimed from the beginning: Blastberg could have been set up! How easy it would have been for Goop, Apple and the housekeeper to secrete away their own waste, then fling it about the guest room once he’d departed.
You must admit it IS possible.
Why has there been no police investigation? Is it because Goop knows certain clues might send the whole house of poop tumbling down about her ears? I wonder.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 18, 2024 7:14 PM |
What was the rumour about Brad Falchuk?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 18, 2024 7:45 PM |
Probably that he's a closet case, R248.
Before he got together with Goop, I myself actually thought he was gay.
He's cute too.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 18, 2024 7:49 PM |
A journalist should ask Goop.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 18, 2024 7:56 PM |
GOOP-POOPGATE!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 18, 2024 8:18 PM |
[quote] You just don't blast shit everywhere and run.
Exactly, who does that kind of shit. Didn’t his parents teach him any level of human decency.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 24, 2024 1:37 AM |
I heard it spelled out, "Thanks for a great time! Had to go!"
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 24, 2024 1:44 AM |
[Quote]Maybe Apple leaked it? She’s allegedly a mean bitch.
Crapple.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 25, 2024 12:21 AM |
Like a chocolate firehose, I heard.
The Goops had to move out for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 27, 2024 5:37 PM |
At least he didn't fuck her couch.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 27, 2024 6:16 PM |
He’d only fuck the couch if there were billions under the cushions.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 27, 2024 6:17 PM |
Given the fact that Goop is friends with Oprah, RDJ and Brad Pitt, there just might be.
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