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David Spade’s Show in Atlanta

I went to Spade’s show at the end of May. I’ve had time to process it.

He came out DRUNK AS A SKUNK wearing some crazy hat.

At one point, the hat fell off and he eyed it on the floor, apparently trying to decide if he would be able to get back up if he bent down to get it.

He had crazy, gray PeePaw hair sticking straight up all over his head. He was wearing saggy khakis that looked like they were from the 90s.

What had happened to our little elf?

by Anonymousreply 37July 5, 2024 8:34 PM

We include links in posts such as this, OP. Do better.

by Anonymousreply 1July 4, 2024 3:32 PM

Sounds like he has some substance abuse issues. Unprecedented for an SNL cast member.

by Anonymousreply 2July 4, 2024 3:32 PM

There’s no link, moron R1.

Do you not know who David Spade is? Then don’t click on the thread.

by Anonymousreply 3July 4, 2024 3:34 PM

[Quote] What had happened to our little elf?

Nothing. He was always unfunny, unappealing and smug.

by Anonymousreply 4July 4, 2024 3:37 PM

r3 You've embarrassed yourself.

by Anonymousreply 5July 4, 2024 3:43 PM

Getting old isn't for sissies!

by Anonymousreply 6July 4, 2024 3:44 PM

No he hasn't but you just did.^

by Anonymousreply 7July 4, 2024 3:58 PM

Oh, look, kids. A falling hat.

by Anonymousreply 8July 4, 2024 4:00 PM

David Spade is 60 next birthday.

by Anonymousreply 9July 4, 2024 4:03 PM

David must have a big dick or eat pussy like his last meal because he’s always pulled hot, famous women.

by Anonymousreply 10July 4, 2024 4:05 PM

You should have waited until Andy Dick came to town.

by Anonymousreply 11July 4, 2024 4:19 PM

Agree with every fibre of my being r4. He was such a little weiner. How he got as far as he did is a mystery for the ages. Is he from a very wealthy, connected family or something?

by Anonymousreply 12July 4, 2024 4:31 PM

Apparently, David Spade is str8, has a big dick, and loves to eat pussy& fuck the women into a coma.

Maybe it's not enough for him, alcohol snuck up on him and kicked him in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 13July 4, 2024 4:32 PM

Just shoot him.

by Anonymousreply 14July 4, 2024 4:36 PM

Thanks DL, I don't recall one skit he did on SNL; remember he came across as smug& that's it!!

by Anonymousreply 15July 4, 2024 4:44 PM

He could have played that dentist elf in a remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

by Anonymousreply 16July 4, 2024 4:50 PM

Buh bye.

by Anonymousreply 17July 4, 2024 4:52 PM

His sister's suicide hit him hard, didn't it?

by Anonymousreply 18July 4, 2024 5:09 PM

I loved Just Shoot Me.

by Anonymousreply 19July 4, 2024 5:11 PM

[quote]I loved Just Shoot Me.

I've caught a few episodes recently, r19, and it holds up pretty well...due in *no* small part to Wendie.

by Anonymousreply 20July 4, 2024 5:22 PM

r18 His sister didn't commit suicide. Perhaps you are thinking of his sister in law.

by Anonymousreply 21July 4, 2024 5:29 PM

I went on an SNL autobiography and I pretty much read them all. I enjoyed his.

by Anonymousreply 22July 4, 2024 5:39 PM

r22 "I went on an SNL autobiography"

What might this mean? You've urinated on a book? How distasteful.

by Anonymousreply 23July 4, 2024 5:43 PM

Yeah r20. Wendie was my reason for watching.

by Anonymousreply 24July 4, 2024 5:49 PM

I always thought he was best as the bitchy fifth wheel in a cast. His job is to deliver a snarky line, get a laugh, and the exit. Like his Just Shoot Me role.

Seeing him headline as a standup for an hour seems like 55 minutes of too much Spade. Drunk or not.

by Anonymousreply 25July 4, 2024 5:55 PM

R21, thanks for the correction. Not sure how I got that mixed up.

by Anonymousreply 26July 4, 2024 6:14 PM

Did he have pussy breath? He loves eating snatch.

by Anonymousreply 27July 4, 2024 6:17 PM

David, when in his twenties, could play the smart-ass kid brother character as well as anyone. He always read as cryptogay to me, and based on the company he kept In sure he’s dabbled.

The problem with the smart-ass archetype is that it ages like milk and endearing ragamuffin turns into cranky, old drunk. Anthony Michael Hall being a prime example, though not as successful.

by Anonymousreply 28July 4, 2024 7:19 PM

BTW, he left the hat in the stage and tiptoed around it the rest of the night.

With crazy hair.

by Anonymousreply 29July 4, 2024 7:20 PM

[quote]Thanks DL, I don't recall one skit he did on SNL;

Not even the flight attendant?

Buh-bye.

by Anonymousreply 30July 4, 2024 7:24 PM

[QUOTE]David must have a big dick or eat pussy like his last meal because he’s always pulled hot, famous women.

This is likely true, but maybe he's also kind to women which counts for a lot, if not more, for some women in that industry who suffer abusive men for a myriad of reasons unfathomable to the rest of is.

But, of course, I have no idea. Pure conjecture.

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2024 7:25 PM

Spade just bought a house deep in the OC.

Why would he want to live there? Even in the “good” neighborhoods, it’s very riff-raffy. Certainly far away from the action.

by Anonymousreply 32July 4, 2024 11:29 PM

New digs

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by Anonymousreply 33July 4, 2024 11:31 PM

I saw a theatre performance in Washington, D.C. in April 1865. I still haven't had time to process it.

by Anonymousreply 34July 4, 2024 11:53 PM

R18 is thinking of David Sedaris.

by Anonymousreply 35July 5, 2024 1:42 AM

His latest Instagram reel is kind of funny. He goes to a fireworks stand in Kentucky and does his Joe Dirt schtick. The people working at the stand just eat it up.

by Anonymousreply 36July 5, 2024 3:22 AM

I love the podcast with Dana Carvey, "Fly on the Wall". Naturally, their guest list is very SNL-centric (cast members, writers, guest hosts) but they also interview actors & comedians that have nothing to do with SNL. (I just listened to a very entertaining interview with John Corbett)

The "Remembering Phil Hartman" tribute episodes are must-listen.

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