David Spade’s Show in Atlanta
I went to Spade’s show at the end of May. I’ve had time to process it.
He came out DRUNK AS A SKUNK wearing some crazy hat.
At one point, the hat fell off and he eyed it on the floor, apparently trying to decide if he would be able to get back up if he bent down to get it.
He had crazy, gray PeePaw hair sticking straight up all over his head. He was wearing saggy khakis that looked like they were from the 90s.
What had happened to our little elf?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 5, 2024 8:34 PM
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We include links in posts such as this, OP. Do better.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 4, 2024 3:32 PM
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Sounds like he has some substance abuse issues. Unprecedented for an SNL cast member.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 4, 2024 3:32 PM
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There’s no link, moron R1.
Do you not know who David Spade is? Then don’t click on the thread.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 4, 2024 3:34 PM
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[Quote] What had happened to our little elf?
Nothing. He was always unfunny, unappealing and smug.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 4, 2024 3:37 PM
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r3 You've embarrassed yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 4, 2024 3:43 PM
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Getting old isn't for sissies!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 4, 2024 3:44 PM
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No he hasn't but you just did.^
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 4, 2024 3:58 PM
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Oh, look, kids. A falling hat.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 4, 2024 4:00 PM
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David Spade is 60 next birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 4, 2024 4:03 PM
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David must have a big dick or eat pussy like his last meal because he’s always pulled hot, famous women.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 4, 2024 4:05 PM
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You should have waited until Andy Dick came to town.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 4, 2024 4:19 PM
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Agree with every fibre of my being r4. He was such a little weiner. How he got as far as he did is a mystery for the ages. Is he from a very wealthy, connected family or something?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 4, 2024 4:31 PM
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Apparently, David Spade is str8, has a big dick, and loves to eat pussy& fuck the women into a coma.
Maybe it's not enough for him, alcohol snuck up on him and kicked him in the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 4, 2024 4:32 PM
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Thanks DL, I don't recall one skit he did on SNL; remember he came across as smug& that's it!!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 4, 2024 4:44 PM
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He could have played that dentist elf in a remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 4, 2024 4:50 PM
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His sister's suicide hit him hard, didn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 4, 2024 5:09 PM
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[quote]I loved Just Shoot Me.
I've caught a few episodes recently, r19, and it holds up pretty well...due in *no* small part to Wendie.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 4, 2024 5:22 PM
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r18 His sister didn't commit suicide. Perhaps you are thinking of his sister in law.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 4, 2024 5:29 PM
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I went on an SNL autobiography and I pretty much read them all. I enjoyed his.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 4, 2024 5:39 PM
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r22 "I went on an SNL autobiography"
What might this mean? You've urinated on a book? How distasteful.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 4, 2024 5:43 PM
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Yeah r20. Wendie was my reason for watching.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 4, 2024 5:49 PM
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I always thought he was best as the bitchy fifth wheel in a cast. His job is to deliver a snarky line, get a laugh, and the exit. Like his Just Shoot Me role.
Seeing him headline as a standup for an hour seems like 55 minutes of too much Spade. Drunk or not.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 4, 2024 5:55 PM
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R21, thanks for the correction. Not sure how I got that mixed up.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 4, 2024 6:14 PM
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Did he have pussy breath? He loves eating snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 4, 2024 6:17 PM
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David, when in his twenties, could play the smart-ass kid brother character as well as anyone. He always read as cryptogay to me, and based on the company he kept In sure he’s dabbled.
The problem with the smart-ass archetype is that it ages like milk and endearing ragamuffin turns into cranky, old drunk. Anthony Michael Hall being a prime example, though not as successful.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 4, 2024 7:19 PM
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BTW, he left the hat in the stage and tiptoed around it the rest of the night.
With crazy hair.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 4, 2024 7:20 PM
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[quote]Thanks DL, I don't recall one skit he did on SNL;
Not even the flight attendant?
Buh-bye.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 4, 2024 7:24 PM
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[QUOTE]David must have a big dick or eat pussy like his last meal because he’s always pulled hot, famous women.
This is likely true, but maybe he's also kind to women which counts for a lot, if not more, for some women in that industry who suffer abusive men for a myriad of reasons unfathomable to the rest of is.
But, of course, I have no idea. Pure conjecture.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 4, 2024 7:25 PM
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Spade just bought a house deep in the OC.
Why would he want to live there? Even in the “good” neighborhoods, it’s very riff-raffy. Certainly far away from the action.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 4, 2024 11:29 PM
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I saw a theatre performance in Washington, D.C. in April 1865. I still haven't had time to process it.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 4, 2024 11:53 PM
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R18 is thinking of David Sedaris.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 5, 2024 1:42 AM
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His latest Instagram reel is kind of funny. He goes to a fireworks stand in Kentucky and does his Joe Dirt schtick. The people working at the stand just eat it up.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 5, 2024 3:22 AM
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I love the podcast with Dana Carvey, "Fly on the Wall". Naturally, their guest list is very SNL-centric (cast members, writers, guest hosts) but they also interview actors & comedians that have nothing to do with SNL. (I just listened to a very entertaining interview with John Corbett)
The "Remembering Phil Hartman" tribute episodes are must-listen.
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