Do you suffer from 'proctalgia fugax' (aka 'Butt Hole Pain') ?

I've had this now and again

Do you mean "butt hurt", OP?

I had this as a teenager, when my hole had growing pains.

I had something like this happen recently, and have had it happen on occasion prior to the recent event. Although it's difficult to describe it as "stabbing." It's more like a very deep and intense pain (and in NO WAY pleasurable) that sometimes lasts for a good hour or more. It feels like a spasm of some sort.

Not fun or funny.

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

Yes, occasionally. And nothing was near it, so to speak, before it occurred.

I've had this all my life, as have most of my siblings. In my family, it's known as "knife up the butt." Nice to know it's based in reality.

I have that. It’s manageable.

Phantom surprise anal

'proctalgia fugax'

I'm liking that for a drag name.

My butt's fine, thanks for asking

I hope I didn’t give this to any guy.

I had that once when I was using the

[quote] I had that once when I was using the

...parking cone as a butt plug?

…Louisville slugger to both headlights?

Used to have it all the time when I was a teenager/early adult and have described it as my butthole tightening so much it could cut sting.

I have had this more or less regularly since I had some surgery to remove a precancerous area in that region. (Regularly as in once every 6 months or so). My speculation is that some nerve was affected by the procedure. Although taking an analgesic (no pun intended) and a warm bath is the recommended treatment, I found it to be much too slow to bring relief. (As anyone who has had it can attest, it's an excruciating cramp- like the worst charley horse of your life, but in the sphincter muscle region). I have had the most success using a back massager set on high just resting on the perineum. Usually the cramp will release in 3-5 minutes.

Unfortunately, I get them quite frequently for weeks at a time, then they disappear for months...and then return. I thought it was hemorrhoid related. It began about ten years ago, when I was turning 50. It's not fun - it lasts for hours (and I can't fall asleep at night when it happens before bed).

If it’s a pelvic floor spasm, as the article indicates, then doing kegels every day may help by firming up the pelvic floor.

Stairclimbing while suffering works as well - like pressing into a spasm.

I avoid the stairs when this pain hits me - I avoid much until it goes away hours later.

I get it it occasionally, never knew it had a name, but a couple of Tylenol helps a lot. Just sayin'

YES - I've taken Tylenol for it, too. It does help somewhat.

“Bill, did you leave your metal Rubic’s Cube up my ass? I think my bowels are trying to solve the puzzle.”

Sounds like a horrible birth defect to me.

“Do you ever get the fugax?” “The WHAT?”