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DL phrases that always make you laugh

Pint sized Jezebel

by Anonymousreply 226July 13, 2024 7:25 AM

Pint-sized harlot

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2024 10:14 AM

mincing prisspot

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2024 10:36 AM

Fat Whores Rejoice

by Anonymousreply 3July 1, 2024 10:56 AM

“Gayer than an Ungaro frock in the spring”.

An oldie but goody.

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2024 11:14 AM

I like "mincing queen," a lot, but FAT WHORE is probably my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 5July 1, 2024 11:24 AM

Shopbottom / Salesbottom

by Anonymousreply 6July 1, 2024 11:26 AM

Gayer than a tree full of parrots!

by Anonymousreply 7July 1, 2024 11:40 AM

“Go find yourself a SPIN CYCLE!”

by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2024 12:20 PM

Go dilate!

by Anonymousreply 9July 1, 2024 12:49 PM

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

by Anonymousreply 10July 1, 2024 1:55 PM

She's had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 11July 1, 2024 1:59 PM

Shopbottom puts a very specific picture in my mind and always brings a smile. Also, “Fat Whores Rejoice!”

by Anonymousreply 12July 1, 2024 2:00 PM

lip-gloss prada-wearing Dallas queen

by Anonymousreply 13July 1, 2024 2:32 PM

Joan Crawford Wannabe

by Anonymousreply 14July 1, 2024 2:36 PM

Fewer and fewer as time goes on.

by Anonymousreply 15July 1, 2024 2:37 PM

29 years of being worse than last year.

by Anonymousreply 16July 1, 2024 2:40 PM

Matt Damon.


by Anonymousreply 17July 1, 2024 3:09 PM

None of the above.

by Anonymousreply 18July 1, 2024 3:11 PM

Sum Ting Wong!

by Anonymousreply 19July 1, 2024 3:12 PM

He had a nice ass but he couldn’t live forever

People say I look 30 years younger than my age

You type fat

Murderous Fatty on the Lam

Turn down the gay!

by Anonymousreply 20July 1, 2024 3:13 PM

I've been the recipient of the fat jokes on here and I'm not fat. Since we can't see each other I find this one of the weirder things on DL. It makes me very frustrated to be told I'm something I'm not but then I guess that's the point.

by Anonymousreply 21July 1, 2024 3:27 PM

What are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 22July 1, 2024 3:32 PM

I like blue

by Anonymousreply 23July 1, 2024 3:39 PM

R3 fat whores rejoice is very tired, overused and abused on the DL. It’s nice you find it amusing at this point.

by Anonymousreply 24July 1, 2024 4:57 PM

R17 the Matt Damon shit was never funny.

by Anonymousreply 25July 1, 2024 4:58 PM


by Anonymousreply 26July 1, 2024 4:59 PM

You're a whore darlin.

by Anonymousreply 27July 1, 2024 4:59 PM

Apparently r24 has r11.

by Anonymousreply 28July 1, 2024 4:59 PM

R18 is one of the political trolls here.

by Anonymousreply 29July 1, 2024 5:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 30July 1, 2024 5:14 PM

girlina, still makes me giggle.

by Anonymousreply 31July 1, 2024 5:16 PM

Dat’s da suckjob!

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker.”

She/he sho is ugly! - Shug Avery

by Anonymousreply 32July 1, 2024 5:22 PM

"Mighty Joe Biden"

by Anonymousreply 33July 1, 2024 5:24 PM

Crying as I type this

by Anonymousreply 34July 1, 2024 5:39 PM

Only two posts on this sock-puppet account. Typical.

DL phrases that always make you laugh "Mighty Joe Biden"

The Housing Crisis will be the death of the Western World I recently used Zillow to look at every house for sale in Tempe, Arizona. Thanks to flipping, every single house is now identical inside. Wood or tile floors, gray walls, exactly identical. I used to enjoy looking at all the character in the old houses, but that doesn't exist anymore. Plus, townhouses and condos are now $300K and up and regular average houses are $500K, $600K and $700K now. How anyone can afford this, I can't understand. I'd have to buy with three other partners just to get a regular house on my salary.

by Anonymousreply 35July 1, 2024 5:43 PM

"You're too short for that gesture"...I haven't been in a situation where I could use that phrase!!

"Your Pussy Stinks" My child#1 Greg invited a girl to stay with us over the Thanksgiving holiday, Heather (sweet girl but she stunk like fish). she didn't last 5 hours in my house.

by Anonymousreply 36July 1, 2024 6:32 PM

^^^Greg was a freshmen at University of Penn at the time^^^

by Anonymousreply 37July 1, 2024 6:41 PM

Was she a great big fat person?

You in danger, girl!

Prostitution whore

I’ve had sufficient

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Darfur Orphan and some of the other trolls. All except Matt Damon because there’s like zero cleverness to them. It’s always just a slur mock-signed as Matt Damon. Not clever at all.

And as much as they annoy me the weird outbursts from whatever Teacake is called lately have made me a fan of the ironic use of “mafuckin” or “mafucken”. It’s such a dumb and useless word it deserves to be spotlit.

by Anonymousreply 38July 1, 2024 6:49 PM

"Mafucken" is a Whoopi Goldberg thing from her Broadway show she did before The Color Purple. It's not a Teacake property. Clip linked for receipts.

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by Anonymousreply 39July 1, 2024 6:52 PM

[quote] It’s such a dumb and useless word it deserves to be spotlit.

Brick Pollitt spotlit.

by Anonymousreply 40July 1, 2024 6:52 PM

Any reference to a brokened cheeseburger.

by Anonymousreply 41July 1, 2024 7:21 PM

I’m dialing the phone with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 42July 1, 2024 7:30 PM

My use of the term "toots" is largely because of this place.

by Anonymousreply 43July 1, 2024 7:34 PM

"Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital."

by Anonymousreply 44July 1, 2024 7:39 PM

"Clutching my pearls"

by Anonymousreply 45July 1, 2024 7:44 PM

He had a hot ass but he couldn't live forever

by Anonymousreply 46July 1, 2024 7:45 PM

Sows at the trough

by Anonymousreply 47July 1, 2024 7:59 PM


by Anonymousreply 48July 1, 2024 7:59 PM

The correct version, unsullied by reference to a disgusting troll and a familiar tone, is

My pussy stinks.

But some offenses here are worse.

by Anonymousreply 49July 1, 2024 8:04 PM

One hand clapping

by Anonymousreply 50July 1, 2024 8:07 PM

Fuck you! Fuck yoooouuuu!

by Anonymousreply 51July 1, 2024 8:11 PM

Anal hopscotch

by Anonymousreply 52July 1, 2024 8:13 PM

* kisses doll *

by Anonymousreply 53July 1, 2024 8:13 PM

I just want to know if we’re gonna try to fuck each other

by Anonymousreply 54July 1, 2024 8:14 PM

I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one.

by Anonymousreply 55July 1, 2024 8:14 PM

Coin slot and balloon knot.

by Anonymousreply 56July 1, 2024 8:15 PM

Fucker Face I Love You Fucker Face I Need You

Double Anal In A Double Bed

by Anonymousreply 57July 1, 2024 8:15 PM

They’re all gonna fuck on you!

by Anonymousreply 58July 1, 2024 8:16 PM

King Kong will stop the rain.

[quote] * kisses doll *

by Anonymousreply 59July 1, 2024 8:17 PM

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 60July 1, 2024 8:19 PM

R59 that’s fucking hilarious

by Anonymousreply 61July 1, 2024 8:20 PM


by Anonymousreply 62July 1, 2024 8:21 PM

People who need people

by Anonymousreply 63July 1, 2024 8:22 PM

R35 - I post on here all the time and have for years. Your investigative skills aren't up to par. "He said something I don't like - waah! He must be investigated!"

by Anonymousreply 64July 1, 2024 8:24 PM

Puny cocklet

by Anonymousreply 65July 1, 2024 8:43 PM

Verificatia of sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 66July 1, 2024 8:44 PM

Momma's mussy

by Anonymousreply 67July 1, 2024 8:44 PM

Paywall! Paywall Alert!

by Anonymousreply 68July 1, 2024 8:45 PM

Beef curtains

by Anonymousreply 69July 1, 2024 8:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 70July 1, 2024 8:51 PM

Filth trench

by Anonymousreply 71July 1, 2024 8:53 PM

Surprise anal. Die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 72July 1, 2024 8:53 PM

Cane face. Shit bra.

by Anonymousreply 73July 1, 2024 8:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 74July 1, 2024 9:03 PM


by Anonymousreply 75July 1, 2024 9:19 PM

Oh dear

by Anonymousreply 76July 1, 2024 9:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 77July 1, 2024 9:27 PM

[quote]"Mafucken" is a Whoopi Goldberg thing from her Broadway show she did before The Color Purple.

No, it's not. Fontaine says "muthafuckin'". Saw the show, had the recording. Trust.

by Anonymousreply 78July 1, 2024 9:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 79July 1, 2024 9:33 PM

[quote]Coin slot and balloon knot.

Rosebud or coin slot?

by Anonymousreply 80July 1, 2024 9:36 PM

R32, that is one of my favourites.

If I remember correctly it came about years ago in thread about hookups going horribly wrong. The person in question had gone over for a blowjob and realized his hook up had a touch of the Downs or something but let him keep going. At the end when all was said and down, the hookup with Downs looked up and said, "Dats da suckjob!"

by Anonymousreply 81July 1, 2024 9:45 PM

[quote] Mary!

[quote] MARY!

“Maria” makes me…laugh!

by Anonymousreply 82July 1, 2024 10:00 PM

Diane for Diana Ross

Corpse for Dionne Warwick

by Anonymousreply 83July 1, 2024 10:09 PM

Built like a shit brickhouse!

Or is it a brick shithouse?

Either way, I don't know what it means.

by Anonymousreply 84July 1, 2024 10:13 PM

Corn back rattler.

by Anonymousreply 85July 1, 2024 10:17 PM

I never touched the bitch!

by Anonymousreply 86July 1, 2024 10:33 PM

Shit brickhouse, R84.

by Anonymousreply 87July 1, 2024 10:37 PM

R4, it's "gayer than an Ungaro spring frock" -- ie, a frock from the Ungaro spring collection.

by Anonymousreply 88July 1, 2024 10:38 PM

Is that when the man goes up into the man?

by Anonymousreply 89July 1, 2024 10:38 PM

Present hole!

by Anonymousreply 90July 1, 2024 11:02 PM

[quote][R4], it's "gayer than an Ungaro spring frock" -- ie, a frock from the Ungaro spring collection.

It's "Spring" R88. Otherwise, you're talking about those curly metal things.

by Anonymousreply 91July 1, 2024 11:18 PM

My uncle Joe

by Anonymousreply 92July 1, 2024 11:34 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 93July 1, 2024 11:35 PM

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

by Anonymousreply 94July 1, 2024 11:53 PM

Abe Vigoda

by Anonymousreply 95July 2, 2024 12:24 AM

Jackie on Assistance

by Anonymousreply 96July 2, 2024 12:31 AM

Corn? When did I eat CORN?

by Anonymousreply 97July 2, 2024 2:19 AM

Fat whores rejoice!

by Anonymousreply 98July 2, 2024 2:20 AM
by Anonymousreply 99July 2, 2024 2:35 AM

Dollface thread!

by Anonymousreply 100July 2, 2024 3:44 AM

Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope!

by Anonymousreply 101July 2, 2024 3:49 AM

Maulface Thread

by Anonymousreply 102July 2, 2024 4:38 AM

Anything with Sonia Sotomayor referring to her court as HOT! and SPICY!

When Scalia died, Sonia invited the other women on the Supreme Court: "Girls! Come over tonight! I'm making TACOS and MARGARITAS!"

by Anonymousreply 103July 2, 2024 5:25 AM

Calling Madison Cawthorn "Sitler"

by Anonymousreply 104July 2, 2024 5:57 AM

Or "Hell on Wheels."

by Anonymousreply 105July 2, 2024 5:57 AM

Not a phrase, per se but when anyone hisses, I giggle almost uncontrollably.

by Anonymousreply 106July 2, 2024 6:10 AM


by Anonymousreply 107July 2, 2024 6:12 AM

For you, r107.

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by Anonymousreply 108July 2, 2024 6:16 AM

[quote]Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

That’s regurgitated from reddit.

It goes along with “I see what you did there.”

by Anonymousreply 109July 2, 2024 6:55 AM

Gargoyle, Huckabeast, Melanoma, Ghouliani, Senatrice Lindseybelle, Large Marge, and (of course), Shitler.

by Anonymousreply 110July 2, 2024 8:51 AM

‘Sad Last Days’ especially when it’s prematurely or wishfully applied.

by Anonymousreply 111July 2, 2024 9:27 AM


by Anonymousreply 112July 2, 2024 11:16 AM

This will end in tears

The cuntiest cunt who ever cunted

by Anonymousreply 113July 2, 2024 11:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 114July 2, 2024 1:05 PM

I still love "Cockgobbler"

by Anonymousreply 115July 2, 2024 4:09 PM

R115 because you IS one

by Anonymousreply 116July 2, 2024 4:16 PM

R21, you type fat...

by Anonymousreply 117July 2, 2024 4:28 PM

Gurls, GURLS! You're both ________ (from GG, in response to two kweens bickering)

_______, Rose. (also GG)

I condole you.

I never in all my life.

Bless your heart.

And most of all, obscure acronyms.

by Anonymousreply 118July 2, 2024 5:34 PM

[quote] Gurls, GURLS! You're both ________ (from GG, in response to two kweens bickering

The Facts of Life.

by Anonymousreply 119July 2, 2024 5:36 PM

Years ago, someone said some celebrity's apartment was "covered in a nacrous layer of permacum."

Made me spit out my ginger ale, and I still use it quite often.

by Anonymousreply 120July 2, 2024 5:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 121July 2, 2024 5:49 PM

Anything about Helenesque.

by Anonymousreply 122July 2, 2024 6:12 PM

Still by Christopher Reeve

by Anonymousreply 123July 2, 2024 6:23 PM

Be Best! Like me seating on driver of plane.

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by Anonymousreply 124July 2, 2024 8:27 PM

Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.

by Anonymousreply 125July 2, 2024 8:55 PM

Lizsha with a sha.

by Anonymousreply 126July 2, 2024 9:21 PM

Questionable Anal Hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 127July 2, 2024 9:39 PM

The Nancy Lee Grahn obnoxious corrections always make me smile.

by Anonymousreply 128July 2, 2024 9:52 PM

I miss when we’d dish about P. Allen Bottom.

by Anonymousreply 129July 2, 2024 11:13 PM

I like some of the stern maternal snark from Mrs. Agnes Carpenter, formerly of Downey, CA.

by Anonymousreply 130July 3, 2024 12:21 AM

The thread makes Becca sad.

Very very sad.

by Anonymousreply 131July 3, 2024 12:25 AM

He’s fine! He sends his love!

by Anonymousreply 132July 3, 2024 1:39 AM

That Thelma Ritter quote. Oh, and MARY!

by Anonymousreply 133July 3, 2024 2:00 AM

R105, is that Hell on Wheels?

Or Heil on Wheels?

by Anonymousreply 134July 3, 2024 2:24 AM

Cheryl's cane face and epically stinky pussy, The Shitbra, copious amounts, and fat typing. Lens D.

and a salute to Judy 'Pills' Garland

Since '97 here.

by Anonymousreply 135July 3, 2024 2:26 AM

OMG I forgot all about Becka. good segue into...

When Will The Tears Stop?!

by Anonymousreply 136July 3, 2024 2:34 AM

Florida's "Damn! Damn! Damn!"

by Anonymousreply 137July 3, 2024 3:54 AM

", but Gary talked her out of it."


by Anonymousreply 138July 3, 2024 3:59 AM

I have a headache. CAN I HAVE YOUR STUFF?

by Anonymousreply 139July 3, 2024 4:05 AM

R120, wasn't the expression originally used to refer to the basement of Skull and Bones? Or perhaps that's just where I first saw it used.

by Anonymousreply 140July 3, 2024 4:22 AM

Anne Hehe

by Anonymousreply 141July 3, 2024 4:22 AM

Not a phrase, but the former poster called "Pollyanna Prisspot, Schoolmarm" always made me chuckle, just because of the image that name conjures up. 😂

by Anonymousreply 142July 3, 2024 4:34 AM


by Anonymousreply 143July 3, 2024 4:58 AM

Becca hasn't been a fixture here in many years, and yet not a week goes by that I don't say that to myself about something or another. "That makes Becca sad... very very sad."

Whoever started that and turned it into a thing... you had a lasting impact on me.

Not saying it's a GOOD thing, mind you. But it still cracks me up sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 144July 3, 2024 5:35 AM

R120, r140: “nacreous layer of permacum” was first used to describe the sauna at the NY Sports Club on Eighth Ave and 23rd St in Chelsea.

by Anonymousreply 145July 3, 2024 12:56 PM

[quote]Anne Hehe

That's Anne He he to you.

by Anonymousreply 146July 3, 2024 1:41 PM

Pancakes Barbara!

Jungle Red!

by Anonymousreply 147July 3, 2024 2:22 PM

Jackie On Assistance

by Anonymousreply 148July 3, 2024 3:16 PM

Uh- Huh

by Anonymousreply 149July 3, 2024 5:51 PM

Dammit, Julie!

by Anonymousreply 150July 3, 2024 6:25 PM

"Dollar Store pound cake"

by Anonymousreply 151July 3, 2024 11:23 PM

Why you eating so many pies fattie?

by Anonymousreply 152July 4, 2024 1:49 AM

I prefer Brave Last Days.

by Anonymousreply 153July 4, 2024 2:50 AM

I don't like phrases that turn my stomach, tbh. Those are not my favorites.

by Anonymousreply 154July 4, 2024 2:51 AM

But ya ARE, Blanche!

by Anonymousreply 155July 4, 2024 2:54 AM

You don’t bother with nobody!

by Anonymousreply 156July 6, 2024 3:51 AM

A kick in the cunt bone


For reasons well known

And while not necessarily a DL phrase in origin... Hunty

by Anonymousreply 157July 6, 2024 3:34 PM

More from way back:

I Scream With Angry Power!

'Pank me mommy, 'pank me harder

OK Gays!


by Anonymousreply 158July 6, 2024 3:53 PM

Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls

by Anonymousreply 159July 6, 2024 4:21 PM

My future ex-husband.

by Anonymousreply 160July 6, 2024 4:24 PM

I’d lick his shitter.

by Anonymousreply 161July 6, 2024 5:31 PM

____ is an insatiable bottom.

by Anonymousreply 162July 6, 2024 5:32 PM

A lot of the MichFest stuff ...

"stated her boundaries"

"I am telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN."

"Brother Sun Concentration Camp"


moon cups

by Anonymousreply 163July 6, 2024 8:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 164July 6, 2024 8:30 PM

Night Clit

by Anonymousreply 165July 6, 2024 8:31 PM

Sows At The Trough - and it's related phrases

Heifertiti especially.

by Anonymousreply 166July 6, 2024 8:58 PM


by Anonymousreply 167July 6, 2024 10:14 PM

Smelling cookies.

by Anonymousreply 168July 7, 2024 12:33 AM

Presenting hole

by Anonymousreply 169July 7, 2024 1:57 AM

Barbara please!

by Anonymousreply 170July 7, 2024 2:11 AM


by Anonymousreply 171July 7, 2024 2:27 AM

Good Colored help and not from one of those voodoo islands islands!!

by Anonymousreply 172July 7, 2024 2:30 AM

I eat old people’s excrement.

by Anonymousreply 173July 7, 2024 2:41 AM

What's the origin of the '50s-style race joke?

by Anonymousreply 174July 7, 2024 11:48 AM

"Our dear Paul"

by Anonymousreply 175July 7, 2024 11:51 AM

R163, more from MichFest,

Women Of Color Breast Casting

As a fat womon, would I be useful on garbage detail?

"I am stating my boundaries. I have just stated them again."

Gas, Grass or Ass! (the predatory ride-offerer Denise, hunting for babydykes needing a lift)

by Anonymousreply 176July 7, 2024 12:39 PM

^I don't remember any of those DL phrases.

by Anonymousreply 177July 7, 2024 12:45 PM

You had to be there, R177, and it was glorious, like the moonbeams shining down on my glistening furry yoni.

by Anonymousreply 178July 7, 2024 12:52 PM

Once around the garden.

by Anonymousreply 179July 7, 2024 1:06 PM

Wasn't there something about Michfest cheese balls?

by Anonymousreply 180July 7, 2024 1:08 PM

I know it's probably overused here, but the posts by Darfur Orphan always crack me up. But I like dark humor.

by Anonymousreply 181July 7, 2024 1:17 PM

Selections from the African Baby Catalogue

by Anonymousreply 182July 7, 2024 1:26 PM

R163 also “Man on the Land!”

Has anyone mentioned “Caneface?” I’m too lazy to check.

by Anonymousreply 183July 7, 2024 3:32 PM

Bread pudding

by Anonymousreply 184July 7, 2024 5:23 PM

My coioters itchin y’all!

by Anonymousreply 185July 7, 2024 6:46 PM

While most people would say the greatest headline of all time was "Headless Body in Topless Bar" or "Stix Nix Hick Pix," I insist it is actually the DL thread title "Dog Fucks Baby in the Ass!"

by Anonymousreply 186July 7, 2024 8:45 PM


by Anonymousreply 187July 7, 2024 9:20 PM

Pigeon-headed whore.

by Anonymousreply 188July 7, 2024 9:29 PM

Apropos of nothing, I miss WUNDY Girl! That batshit tranny who would walk Santa Monica Blvd in her campiest Goodwill store finery and tell us all about it in a half-illiterate giddy rush.

Wundy was all love and don't we need a little more of that today?

by Anonymousreply 189July 7, 2024 9:33 PM

[quote] Wundy was all love

Wund is love.

by Anonymousreply 190July 7, 2024 9:35 PM

R187, I'm partial to "Why are Straight Me So Stupid?"

The best typo from one of the long-gone (or maybe occasionally lurking?) "celebrity" thread and gossip creators from the good old days. Man, he was run out of town in a series of particularly vicious "pointless bitchery" threads.

by Anonymousreply 191July 8, 2024 12:06 AM

A relatively new one:

[quote]This Charlie Brown headed bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 192July 8, 2024 10:43 AM

Surprise anal always gets me.

by Anonymousreply 193July 8, 2024 5:05 PM

[quote] Surprise anal always gets me.

I’m certain it does.

by Anonymousreply 194July 8, 2024 5:08 PM

Posts hyping Janet Jackson, Beyoncé or GaGa that seem written by their publicists.

by Anonymousreply 195July 8, 2024 5:10 PM

"Sir, this is a Wendy's" always makes me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 196July 10, 2024 2:38 AM

That's not from DL.

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by Anonymousreply 197July 10, 2024 2:44 AM

[quote]Surprise anal always gets me.

It wouldn't if you pre-lubed.

by Anonymousreply 198July 10, 2024 3:12 AM

The hilarious thing is that I actually worked at Wendy's during college, and one time an obviously very high dude wandered in late-ish, and tried to order the "Turkey dinner". I said we don't have that. He looked taken aback, peered at the menu board that he obviously couldn't read, and then ordered the "Spaghetti Dinner".

And I literally said "Sir, This is Wendy's"

He stared at me blankly for rather too long, then turned around and walked out.

The year was 1986.

by Anonymousreply 199July 10, 2024 3:31 AM

R199, you were a trail blazer.

by Anonymousreply 200July 10, 2024 3:33 AM

Girls, Girls, you're both cunts!

Senatrice Lindzebelle

by Anonymousreply 201July 10, 2024 11:59 AM

R195 Yes, I love those phrases...

by Anonymousreply 202July 10, 2024 12:02 PM

[quote] That's not from DL.

I doubt most of the quips listed so far actually originated on DL. I thought the point was commonly used phrases on DL. But thank you anyway for the pedantic etymology lesson even though I was already aware.

by Anonymousreply 203July 10, 2024 12:03 PM

What R203 said. 100% agree.

by Anonymousreply 204July 10, 2024 12:04 PM

Pedantic etymology statement. My new favorite. Thank you R203

by Anonymousreply 205July 10, 2024 12:06 PM


by Anonymousreply 206July 10, 2024 12:22 PM

Arrogant pisspot

by Anonymousreply 207July 10, 2024 12:25 PM


by Anonymousreply 208July 10, 2024 12:40 PM

I find it sad that the lesbian and gay community does not embrace Jezebels of small size.

Very sad.

by Anonymousreply 209July 10, 2024 12:42 PM

Can't call out pedantic behaviour without being pedants yourselves, prisspots.

by Anonymousreply 210July 10, 2024 12:42 PM

Ratty Korean wig

by Anonymousreply 211July 10, 2024 1:40 PM

I was molested

by Anonymousreply 212July 10, 2024 1:45 PM

The Cher typo "Che".

by Anonymousreply 213July 10, 2024 4:31 PM


I saw this only once but never forgot it. Had me in tears laughing. “He’s gayer than the pink parasol on the birdcage on Merv Griffin’s lanai”

Smelling cookies

by Anonymousreply 214July 10, 2024 5:20 PM


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by Anonymousreply 216July 11, 2024 1:22 AM

Little homosexual boys

by Anonymousreply 217July 11, 2024 5:20 AM

Oh no not another Trump thread

by Anonymousreply 218July 11, 2024 5:37 AM

I'm always surprised at how different my sense of humor can be from some posters, who say they were in hysterics over lines I don't even think are funny. Does anyone else experience this?

by Anonymousreply 219July 11, 2024 3:57 PM

r219 Some things that may have been funny the first fifty times no longer evoke the same quality or quantity of laughter the 50,000th time I read them. Some of the more egregious examples: Lisha, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, copious pot silly, earrings...caftans, fixded cheesburgers.

by Anonymousreply 220July 11, 2024 9:12 PM

In a thread about Eric Adams and his inability to resist sin -

“The hole doth twitch”

by Anonymousreply 221July 12, 2024 4:19 PM

You mean, when the man go up into the man??

by Anonymousreply 222July 12, 2024 5:46 PM


by Anonymousreply 223July 12, 2024 5:51 PM

My pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 224July 12, 2024 5:57 PM

Bootie (or Bootsie) Gumdrops:

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