Pint sized Jezebel
DL phrases that always make you laugh
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 13, 2024 7:25 AM |
Pint-sized harlot
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 1, 2024 10:14 AM |
mincing prisspot
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 1, 2024 10:36 AM |
Fat Whores Rejoice
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 1, 2024 10:56 AM |
“Gayer than an Ungaro frock in the spring”.
An oldie but goody.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 1, 2024 11:14 AM |
I like "mincing queen," a lot, but FAT WHORE is probably my favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 1, 2024 11:24 AM |
Shopbottom / Salesbottom
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 1, 2024 11:26 AM |
Gayer than a tree full of parrots!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 1, 2024 11:40 AM |
“Go find yourself a SPIN CYCLE!”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 1, 2024 12:20 PM |
Go dilate!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 1, 2024 12:49 PM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 1, 2024 1:55 PM |
She's had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 1, 2024 1:59 PM |
Shopbottom puts a very specific picture in my mind and always brings a smile. Also, “Fat Whores Rejoice!”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 1, 2024 2:00 PM |
lip-gloss prada-wearing Dallas queen
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 1, 2024 2:32 PM |
Joan Crawford Wannabe
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 1, 2024 2:36 PM |
Fewer and fewer as time goes on.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 1, 2024 2:37 PM |
29 years of being worse than last year.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 1, 2024 2:40 PM |
Matt Damon.
And DIAGF.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 1, 2024 3:09 PM |
None of the above.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 1, 2024 3:11 PM |
Sum Ting Wong!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 1, 2024 3:12 PM |
He had a nice ass but he couldn’t live forever
People say I look 30 years younger than my age
You type fat
Murderous Fatty on the Lam
Turn down the gay!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 1, 2024 3:13 PM |
I've been the recipient of the fat jokes on here and I'm not fat. Since we can't see each other I find this one of the weirder things on DL. It makes me very frustrated to be told I'm something I'm not but then I guess that's the point.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 1, 2024 3:27 PM |
What are straight me so stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 1, 2024 3:32 PM |
I like blue
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 1, 2024 3:39 PM |
R3 fat whores rejoice is very tired, overused and abused on the DL. It’s nice you find it amusing at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2024 4:57 PM |
R17 the Matt Damon shit was never funny.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 1, 2024 4:58 PM |
Minge
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 1, 2024 4:59 PM |
You're a whore darlin.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 1, 2024 4:59 PM |
Apparently r24 has r11.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 1, 2024 4:59 PM |
R18 is one of the political trolls here.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 1, 2024 5:09 PM |
Senatrice
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 1, 2024 5:14 PM |
girlina, still makes me giggle.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 1, 2024 5:16 PM |
Dat’s da suckjob!
I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker.”
She/he sho is ugly! - Shug Avery
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 1, 2024 5:22 PM |
"Mighty Joe Biden"
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 1, 2024 5:24 PM |
Crying as I type this
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 1, 2024 5:39 PM |
Only two posts on this sock-puppet account. Typical.
DL phrases that always make you laugh "Mighty Joe Biden"
The Housing Crisis will be the death of the Western World I recently used Zillow to look at every house for sale in Tempe, Arizona. Thanks to flipping, every single house is now identical inside. Wood or tile floors, gray walls, exactly identical. I used to enjoy looking at all the character in the old houses, but that doesn't exist anymore. Plus, townhouses and condos are now $300K and up and regular average houses are $500K, $600K and $700K now. How anyone can afford this, I can't understand. I'd have to buy with three other partners just to get a regular house on my salary.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 1, 2024 5:43 PM |
"You're too short for that gesture"...I haven't been in a situation where I could use that phrase!!
"Your Pussy Stinks" My child#1 Greg invited a girl to stay with us over the Thanksgiving holiday, Heather (sweet girl but she stunk like fish). she didn't last 5 hours in my house.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 1, 2024 6:32 PM |
^^^Greg was a freshmen at University of Penn at the time^^^
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 1, 2024 6:41 PM |
Was she a great big fat person?
You in danger, girl!
Prostitution whore
I’ve had sufficient
Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Darfur Orphan and some of the other trolls. All except Matt Damon because there’s like zero cleverness to them. It’s always just a slur mock-signed as Matt Damon. Not clever at all.
And as much as they annoy me the weird outbursts from whatever Teacake is called lately have made me a fan of the ironic use of “mafuckin” or “mafucken”. It’s such a dumb and useless word it deserves to be spotlit.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 1, 2024 6:49 PM |
"Mafucken" is a Whoopi Goldberg thing from her Broadway show she did before The Color Purple. It's not a Teacake property. Clip linked for receipts.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 1, 2024 6:52 PM |
[quote] It’s such a dumb and useless word it deserves to be spotlit.
Brick Pollitt spotlit.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 1, 2024 6:52 PM |
Any reference to a brokened cheeseburger.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 1, 2024 7:21 PM |
I’m dialing the phone with a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 1, 2024 7:30 PM |
My use of the term "toots" is largely because of this place.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 1, 2024 7:34 PM |
"Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 1, 2024 7:39 PM |
"Clutching my pearls"
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 1, 2024 7:44 PM |
He had a hot ass but he couldn't live forever
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 1, 2024 7:45 PM |
Sows at the trough
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 1, 2024 7:59 PM |
Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 1, 2024 7:59 PM |
The correct version, unsullied by reference to a disgusting troll and a familiar tone, is
My pussy stinks.
But some offenses here are worse.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 1, 2024 8:04 PM |
One hand clapping
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 1, 2024 8:07 PM |
Fuck you! Fuck yoooouuuu!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 1, 2024 8:11 PM |
Anal hopscotch
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 1, 2024 8:13 PM |
* kisses doll *
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 1, 2024 8:13 PM |
I just want to know if we’re gonna try to fuck each other
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 1, 2024 8:14 PM |
I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 1, 2024 8:14 PM |
Coin slot and balloon knot.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 1, 2024 8:15 PM |
Fucker Face I Love You Fucker Face I Need You
Double Anal In A Double Bed
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 1, 2024 8:15 PM |
They’re all gonna fuck on you!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 1, 2024 8:16 PM |
King Kong will stop the rain.
[quote] * kisses doll *
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 1, 2024 8:17 PM |
Surprise anal.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 1, 2024 8:19 PM |
R59 that’s fucking hilarious
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 1, 2024 8:20 PM |
RACI$T LE$BIAN TROLL ALERT!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 1, 2024 8:21 PM |
People who need people
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 1, 2024 8:22 PM |
R35 - I post on here all the time and have for years. Your investigative skills aren't up to par. "He said something I don't like - waah! He must be investigated!"
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 1, 2024 8:24 PM |
Puny cocklet
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 1, 2024 8:43 PM |
Verificatia of sizemeat
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 1, 2024 8:44 PM |
Momma's mussy
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 1, 2024 8:44 PM |
Paywall! Paywall Alert!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 1, 2024 8:45 PM |
Beef curtains
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 1, 2024 8:51 PM |
Stanksleeve
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 1, 2024 8:51 PM |
Filth trench
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 1, 2024 8:53 PM |
Surprise anal. Die in a grease fire.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 1, 2024 8:53 PM |
Cane face. Shit bra.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 1, 2024 8:55 PM |
Trumplethinskin
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 1, 2024 9:03 PM |
Shitbra.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 1, 2024 9:19 PM |
Oh dear
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 1, 2024 9:27 PM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 1, 2024 9:27 PM |
[quote]"Mafucken" is a Whoopi Goldberg thing from her Broadway show she did before The Color Purple.
No, it's not. Fontaine says "muthafuckin'". Saw the show, had the recording. Trust.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 1, 2024 9:31 PM |
Amateur.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 1, 2024 9:33 PM |
[quote]Coin slot and balloon knot.
Rosebud or coin slot?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 1, 2024 9:36 PM |
R32, that is one of my favourites.
If I remember correctly it came about years ago in thread about hookups going horribly wrong. The person in question had gone over for a blowjob and realized his hook up had a touch of the Downs or something but let him keep going. At the end when all was said and down, the hookup with Downs looked up and said, "Dats da suckjob!"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 1, 2024 9:45 PM |
[quote] Mary!
[quote] MARY!
“Maria” makes me…laugh!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 1, 2024 10:00 PM |
Diane for Diana Ross
Corpse for Dionne Warwick
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 1, 2024 10:09 PM |
Built like a shit brickhouse!
Or is it a brick shithouse?
Either way, I don't know what it means.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 1, 2024 10:13 PM |
Corn back rattler.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 1, 2024 10:17 PM |
I never touched the bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 1, 2024 10:33 PM |
Shit brickhouse, R84.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 1, 2024 10:37 PM |
R4, it's "gayer than an Ungaro spring frock" -- ie, a frock from the Ungaro spring collection.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 1, 2024 10:38 PM |
Is that when the man goes up into the man?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 1, 2024 10:38 PM |
Present hole!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 1, 2024 11:02 PM |
[quote][R4], it's "gayer than an Ungaro spring frock" -- ie, a frock from the Ungaro spring collection.
It's "Spring" R88. Otherwise, you're talking about those curly metal things.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 1, 2024 11:18 PM |
My uncle Joe
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 1, 2024 11:34 PM |
I was molested.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 1, 2024 11:35 PM |
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 1, 2024 11:53 PM |
Abe Vigoda
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 2, 2024 12:24 AM |
Jackie on Assistance
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 2, 2024 12:31 AM |
Corn? When did I eat CORN?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 2, 2024 2:19 AM |
Fat whores rejoice!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 2, 2024 2:20 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 2, 2024 2:35 AM |
Dollface thread!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 2, 2024 3:44 AM |
Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 2, 2024 3:49 AM |
Maulface Thread
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 2, 2024 4:38 AM |
Anything with Sonia Sotomayor referring to her court as HOT! and SPICY!
When Scalia died, Sonia invited the other women on the Supreme Court: "Girls! Come over tonight! I'm making TACOS and MARGARITAS!"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 2, 2024 5:25 AM |
Calling Madison Cawthorn "Sitler"
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 2, 2024 5:57 AM |
Or "Hell on Wheels."
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 2, 2024 5:57 AM |
Not a phrase, per se but when anyone hisses, I giggle almost uncontrollably.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 2, 2024 6:10 AM |
Jimmmmmmaaaayyyyyyy!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 2, 2024 6:12 AM |
[quote]Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
That’s regurgitated from reddit.
It goes along with “I see what you did there.”
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 2, 2024 6:55 AM |
Gargoyle, Huckabeast, Melanoma, Ghouliani, Senatrice Lindseybelle, Large Marge, and (of course), Shitler.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 2, 2024 8:51 AM |
‘Sad Last Days’ especially when it’s prematurely or wishfully applied.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 2, 2024 9:27 AM |
MOMMA's MUSSY!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 2, 2024 11:16 AM |
This will end in tears
The cuntiest cunt who ever cunted
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 2, 2024 11:44 AM |
Cockgobbler
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 2, 2024 1:05 PM |
I still love "Cockgobbler"
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 2, 2024 4:09 PM |
R115 because you IS one
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 2, 2024 4:16 PM |
R21, you type fat...
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 2, 2024 4:28 PM |
Gurls, GURLS! You're both ________ (from GG, in response to two kweens bickering)
_______, Rose. (also GG)
I condole you.
I never in all my life.
Bless your heart.
And most of all, obscure acronyms.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 2, 2024 5:34 PM |
[quote] Gurls, GURLS! You're both ________ (from GG, in response to two kweens bickering
The Facts of Life.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 2, 2024 5:36 PM |
Years ago, someone said some celebrity's apartment was "covered in a nacrous layer of permacum."
Made me spit out my ginger ale, and I still use it quite often.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 2, 2024 5:37 PM |
Nacreous!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 2, 2024 5:49 PM |
Anything about Helenesque.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 2, 2024 6:12 PM |
Still by Christopher Reeve
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 2, 2024 6:23 PM |
Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 2, 2024 8:55 PM |
Lizsha with a sha.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 2, 2024 9:21 PM |
Questionable Anal Hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 2, 2024 9:39 PM |
The Nancy Lee Grahn obnoxious corrections always make me smile.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 2, 2024 9:52 PM |
I miss when we’d dish about P. Allen Bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 2, 2024 11:13 PM |
I like some of the stern maternal snark from Mrs. Agnes Carpenter, formerly of Downey, CA.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 3, 2024 12:21 AM |
The thread makes Becca sad.
Very very sad.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 3, 2024 12:25 AM |
He’s fine! He sends his love!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 3, 2024 1:39 AM |
That Thelma Ritter quote. Oh, and MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 3, 2024 2:00 AM |
R105, is that Hell on Wheels?
Or Heil on Wheels?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 3, 2024 2:24 AM |
Cheryl's cane face and epically stinky pussy, The Shitbra, copious amounts, and fat typing. Lens D.
and a salute to Judy 'Pills' Garland
Since '97 here.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 3, 2024 2:26 AM |
OMG I forgot all about Becka. good segue into...
When Will The Tears Stop?!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 3, 2024 2:34 AM |
Florida's "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 3, 2024 3:54 AM |
", but Gary talked her out of it."
-Viv
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 3, 2024 3:59 AM |
I have a headache. CAN I HAVE YOUR STUFF?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 3, 2024 4:05 AM |
R120, wasn't the expression originally used to refer to the basement of Skull and Bones? Or perhaps that's just where I first saw it used.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 3, 2024 4:22 AM |
Anne Hehe
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 3, 2024 4:22 AM |
Not a phrase, but the former poster called "Pollyanna Prisspot, Schoolmarm" always made me chuckle, just because of the image that name conjures up. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 3, 2024 4:34 AM |
“OH FANK YOU!”
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 3, 2024 4:58 AM |
Becca hasn't been a fixture here in many years, and yet not a week goes by that I don't say that to myself about something or another. "That makes Becca sad... very very sad."
Whoever started that and turned it into a thing... you had a lasting impact on me.
Not saying it's a GOOD thing, mind you. But it still cracks me up sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 3, 2024 5:35 AM |
R120, r140: “nacreous layer of permacum” was first used to describe the sauna at the NY Sports Club on Eighth Ave and 23rd St in Chelsea.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 3, 2024 12:56 PM |
[quote]Anne Hehe
That's Anne He he to you.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 3, 2024 1:41 PM |
Pancakes Barbara!
Jungle Red!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 3, 2024 2:22 PM |
Jackie On Assistance
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 3, 2024 3:16 PM |
Uh- Huh
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 3, 2024 5:51 PM |
Dammit, Julie!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 3, 2024 6:25 PM |
"Dollar Store pound cake"
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 3, 2024 11:23 PM |
Why you eating so many pies fattie?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 4, 2024 1:49 AM |
I prefer Brave Last Days.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 4, 2024 2:50 AM |
I don't like phrases that turn my stomach, tbh. Those are not my favorites.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 4, 2024 2:51 AM |
But ya ARE, Blanche!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 4, 2024 2:54 AM |
You don’t bother with nobody!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 6, 2024 3:51 AM |
A kick in the cunt bone
micropeen
For reasons well known
And while not necessarily a DL phrase in origin... Hunty
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 6, 2024 3:34 PM |
More from way back:
I Scream With Angry Power!
'Pank me mommy, 'pank me harder
OK Gays!
CarbFace
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 6, 2024 3:53 PM |
Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 6, 2024 4:21 PM |
My future ex-husband.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 6, 2024 4:24 PM |
I’d lick his shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 6, 2024 5:31 PM |
____ is an insatiable bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 6, 2024 5:32 PM |
A lot of the MichFest stuff ...
"stated her boundaries"
"I am telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN."
"Brother Sun Concentration Camp"
Nutloaf
moon cups
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 6, 2024 8:24 PM |
Mafuck
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 6, 2024 8:30 PM |
Night Clit
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 6, 2024 8:31 PM |
Sows At The Trough - and it's related phrases
Heifertiti especially.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 6, 2024 8:58 PM |
Figment
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 6, 2024 10:14 PM |
Smelling cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 7, 2024 12:33 AM |
Presenting hole
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 7, 2024 1:57 AM |
Barbara please!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 7, 2024 2:11 AM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 7, 2024 2:27 AM |
Good Colored help and not from one of those voodoo islands islands!!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 7, 2024 2:30 AM |
I eat old people’s excrement.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 7, 2024 2:41 AM |
What's the origin of the '50s-style race joke?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 7, 2024 11:48 AM |
"Our dear Paul"
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 7, 2024 11:51 AM |
R163, more from MichFest,
Women Of Color Breast Casting
As a fat womon, would I be useful on garbage detail?
"I am stating my boundaries. I have just stated them again."
Gas, Grass or Ass! (the predatory ride-offerer Denise, hunting for babydykes needing a lift)
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 7, 2024 12:39 PM |
^I don't remember any of those DL phrases.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 7, 2024 12:45 PM |
You had to be there, R177, and it was glorious, like the moonbeams shining down on my glistening furry yoni.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 7, 2024 12:52 PM |
Once around the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 7, 2024 1:06 PM |
Wasn't there something about Michfest cheese balls?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 7, 2024 1:08 PM |
I know it's probably overused here, but the posts by Darfur Orphan always crack me up. But I like dark humor.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 7, 2024 1:17 PM |
Selections from the African Baby Catalogue
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 7, 2024 1:26 PM |
R163 also “Man on the Land!”
Has anyone mentioned “Caneface?” I’m too lazy to check.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 7, 2024 3:32 PM |
Bread pudding
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 7, 2024 5:23 PM |
My coioters itchin y’all!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 7, 2024 6:46 PM |
While most people would say the greatest headline of all time was "Headless Body in Topless Bar" or "Stix Nix Hick Pix," I insist it is actually the DL thread title "Dog Fucks Baby in the Ass!"
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 7, 2024 8:45 PM |
Chalupa
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 7, 2024 9:20 PM |
Pigeon-headed whore.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 7, 2024 9:29 PM |
Apropos of nothing, I miss WUNDY Girl! That batshit tranny who would walk Santa Monica Blvd in her campiest Goodwill store finery and tell us all about it in a half-illiterate giddy rush.
Wundy was all love and don't we need a little more of that today?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 7, 2024 9:33 PM |
[quote] Wundy was all love
Wund is love.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 7, 2024 9:35 PM |
R187, I'm partial to "Why are Straight Me So Stupid?"
The best typo from one of the long-gone (or maybe occasionally lurking?) "celebrity" thread and gossip creators from the good old days. Man, he was run out of town in a series of particularly vicious "pointless bitchery" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 8, 2024 12:06 AM |
A relatively new one:
[quote]This Charlie Brown headed bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 8, 2024 10:43 AM |
Surprise anal always gets me.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 8, 2024 5:05 PM |
[quote] Surprise anal always gets me.
I’m certain it does.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 8, 2024 5:08 PM |
Posts hyping Janet Jackson, Beyoncé or GaGa that seem written by their publicists.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 8, 2024 5:10 PM |
"Sir, this is a Wendy's" always makes me laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 10, 2024 2:38 AM |
[quote]Surprise anal always gets me.
It wouldn't if you pre-lubed.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 10, 2024 3:12 AM |
The hilarious thing is that I actually worked at Wendy's during college, and one time an obviously very high dude wandered in late-ish, and tried to order the "Turkey dinner". I said we don't have that. He looked taken aback, peered at the menu board that he obviously couldn't read, and then ordered the "Spaghetti Dinner".
And I literally said "Sir, This is Wendy's"
He stared at me blankly for rather too long, then turned around and walked out.
The year was 1986.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 10, 2024 3:31 AM |
R199, you were a trail blazer.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 10, 2024 3:33 AM |
Girls, Girls, you're both cunts!
Senatrice Lindzebelle
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 10, 2024 11:59 AM |
R195 Yes, I love those phrases...
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 10, 2024 12:02 PM |
[quote] That's not from DL.
I doubt most of the quips listed so far actually originated on DL. I thought the point was commonly used phrases on DL. But thank you anyway for the pedantic etymology lesson even though I was already aware.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 10, 2024 12:03 PM |
What R203 said. 100% agree.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 10, 2024 12:04 PM |
Pedantic etymology statement. My new favorite. Thank you R203
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 10, 2024 12:06 PM |
LITERAL VIOLENCE!!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 10, 2024 12:22 PM |
Arrogant pisspot
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 10, 2024 12:25 PM |
WHEN WILL THE TEARS STOP??
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 10, 2024 12:40 PM |
I find it sad that the lesbian and gay community does not embrace Jezebels of small size.
Very sad.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 10, 2024 12:42 PM |
Can't call out pedantic behaviour without being pedants yourselves, prisspots.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 10, 2024 12:42 PM |
Ratty Korean wig
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 10, 2024 1:40 PM |
I was molested
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 10, 2024 1:45 PM |
The Cher typo "Che".
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 10, 2024 4:31 PM |
WHET
I saw this only once but never forgot it. Had me in tears laughing. “He’s gayer than the pink parasol on the birdcage on Merv Griffin’s lanai”
Smelling cookies
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 10, 2024 5:20 PM |
Friendsycles
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 10, 2024 7:18 PM |
“WHEN WE”
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 11, 2024 1:22 AM |
Little homosexual boys
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 11, 2024 5:20 AM |
Oh no not another Trump thread
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 11, 2024 5:37 AM |
I'm always surprised at how different my sense of humor can be from some posters, who say they were in hysterics over lines I don't even think are funny. Does anyone else experience this?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 11, 2024 3:57 PM |
r219 Some things that may have been funny the first fifty times no longer evoke the same quality or quantity of laughter the 50,000th time I read them. Some of the more egregious examples: Lisha, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, copious pot silly, earrings...caftans, fixded cheesburgers.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 11, 2024 9:12 PM |
In a thread about Eric Adams and his inability to resist sin -
“The hole doth twitch”
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 12, 2024 4:19 PM |
You mean, when the man go up into the man??
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 12, 2024 5:46 PM |
Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 12, 2024 5:51 PM |
My pussy stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 12, 2024 5:57 PM |
Fuck
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 13, 2024 7:25 AM |