Why doesn't Lena Dunham go on Ozempic?

Jesus. Is that a recent pic of her? Lay off the marshmallows Lena.

She looks like she's at the dentist in that pic.

Because Ozempic is dangerous?

Maybe her lovely husband likes greasy-haired big’uns. And though she doesn’t have much of a career to my knowledge these days, a lot of fat stars fail after losing weight.

There's no sugar in it.

She never looked comfortable with her weight gain.

Perhaps she fears her tattoos will shrink so much that they will be rendered indecipherable.

Defiantly hideous.

Could someone remind me what happened with Lens and her sister again?

She already has a husband who takes out a shovel, rolls her over and dicks her down every now and then. So she feels like she doesn’t need it.

Who is this? Never heard of her.

Perhaps you know her as Lens, R11.

there is no way she has good sex, she would smother her husband if she sat on his face. how can she open her legs wide enough for him to eat her pussy?

A bit of oversharing is what happened, it is related to this performer going out of her way to look unattractive.

I hate a Lena Dunham thread.

I love a Lens Dunham thread.

I thought she tried it but couldn't hack the side effects

She’s magnificent! What’s everyone talking about??

If she’s in the state of bliss she claims, she has only Type 2 diabetes to fear, with its attendant threat of blindness and amputations, but that stuff about boring her friends because she’s got a wonderful husband? Chubby chasers do exist, after all, and if he’s whispering into her ear that he loves every inch of her, with or without running down rail-thin starlets, then she isn’t going to medicate until the threat becomes real to her.

Poor dear is big as a house.

She's better off not going with Ozempic.

in all likelihood she would melt away to nothing like that witch in Oz.

All that would be left would be her ugly tats and pretentious filmography

Ozempic might make her thin, but it can't do a thing about that homely face.

r21 Lens can be attractive when she is styled well and weighs less.

Her biggest problem is that she always wears THE most hideous, unflattering clothing. It's almost as if she dresses herself in the most unattractive ways possible (see the pic at OP). Someone once mused that she might have some kind of humiliation fetish.

She said she tried it and the side effects were too awful.

Then she should get weight loss surgery. She’s obese. Your metabolism only gets slower as you age. She’s only going to get fatter. It’s a quality of life issue.

[quote]She said she tried it and the side effects were too awful.

The thought of Lens screaming on the toilet while projectile diarrhea shoots out of her pasty cottage-cheese ass is horrifying.

Or amusing.

Actually, it's both.

She did look good for a hot minute…but she says she was “miserable” at this weight and is happier now, fat.q

Ooops.

I thought you had to be at least 100 lbs. overweight to get bariatric surgery. She's big, but I don't think she's that big.

I don't mean to be a bitch, but she's starting to look more pig than human.

I want to curse/thank R13 for helping me to half-choke on and half-spit up my cinnamon sugar toast. ;>

[quote] I thought you had to be at least 100 lbs. overweight to get bariatric surgery. She's big, but I don't think she's that big.

I don’t know the minimum amount of weight needed to lose to qualify but it hasn’t been 100+ for awhile. I’m going to look it up.

BMI of 35 or greater.

Some people look for excuses to become morbidly obese and still expect people to act like it's healthy.

Lens had stuff coming out both ends, like O.

Lena Dunham was an average looking woman in her youth, average looking people imo have it best. Not too attractive to engender hate and likewise not hideous enough to be discriminated against! But average looking is considered ugly in her profession. She's doubled down on resisting having her appearance dictate her status as a leading lady and tripled her weight.

Time to give Dr Now a call.

These medications work. Ask O, who after a lifetime of struggling with her weight, no longer has a weight problem. O has a waistline now. Thanks to a prescription.

She's like a person who hates shit and therefore smears it all over herself in public.

Ozempic is also a mighty, lyrical poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

R27- Wow- she's kinda pretty there.

I've posted a couple of photos myself of Lens when she was younger and briefly thin and she looked attractive enough to have good looking guys be interested in her in real life instead of just FAKELY on the show GIRLS.

That good looking Howdy Doody guy on GIRLS- a slim good looking white guy in real life would never be interested in a fatty like her in real life- and she wasn't even nice to him on the show.

When you're a histrionic narcissist you want to be SEEN

More to love!

R37- Someone on a Oprah thread here on the datalounge said that ORCA I mean Oprah has lost 50 pounds 27 times over the years.

I agree. She will gain it ALL back because she loves high calorie food too much.

She will say she had to get off the drug because of too many side effects. No Oprah honey you gained all of the weight back from the side effect of eating a dozen jelly donuts in one sitting.

R8, what’s she defying, societal expectations?

She looks just as unhappy at r27 as she does in the OP.

She could be taking Prednisone for her medical issue(s). That would make her ginormous, no matter which weight loss drug she tried. It would explain the balloon face, too.

I just read a very recent article that said she related to Larry David on her mother's side and Glen Close on her father' side.

What did Glen Alex Forrest Close say - I WILL NOT BE IGNORED knowing I'm related to Lens Dunham!

Beauty is on the inside