Bannon - Go directly to Jail!

Yes!!!!!!!! I hate that ugly fucker. Echhhhh

Did he commit an actual crime or did he pay the hooker to not spread the news he was a lousy fuck too.

Count me in OP I hate that POS. Hoping he pisses off fellow inmates and personal and they get him good in any way possible. This spoiled piece of Trump Shit deserves whatever CUMS at him!

Will he admit his alcoholism to the Federal Marshalls when they take him into custody and facilitate his detox, or will he say nothing hoping to have a massive sezuire while in custody so he can blame his lack of alcohol detox on the Feds?

Good.

Another feel good story. I love feel good stories.

I hope he gets the Whitey Bulger treatment!

You mean that black prisoners are sexually assaulting white ones in US R7?

R7 r8

No, R8.

Skip down to "Death".

I wouldn't wish for Bannon to be sexually assaulted, the other prisoners will be suffering enough just to look at and smell him.

Still having a big following after fleecing disabled war veterans is the new republican party

They love being screwed over, as long as the people screwing them "own some libs" along the way!

They’re only really “owning” disabled war veterans

I can smell him right through the internet 🤮

R13, the idea of Bannon stealing from disabled war veterans disgusts good people and Democrats, therefore MAGAts feel like supporting Bannon anyway is "owning the Libs". If we're upset about something, anything, then they love it. It doesn't matter who is hurt in the process.

Note to self: make sure checks go out to RFK Jr. and Cornell West before you leave town.

Does Bannon have any recourse left for getting out of this mess? IS HE REALLY GOING TO THE SLAMMER OR AM I BEING MERCILESSLY TEASED ONCE AGAIN...? I just cannot believe this may really happen.

He's exhausted all appeals, right? He can't be happy about it even though his attitude says otherwise. He'll still be able to talk to the Trump campaign while in prison. I hope every word is recorded.

@r17, Just long enough for a good hosing down

I hope the motherfucker gets a shiv in his gut the first day.

Can someone explain why he wears two collared shirts? He must smell like a fucking hippo.

Wanna bet Steve will become the winemaker in jail producing brews so foul even the most hardened, desperate prisoners won't drink it?

SCOTUS HAS DENIED BANNON'S APPEAL!!! At least they did one thing right this week.

Enjoy prison, Steve.

How much longer does Navarro have to go?

Fuck, Yeah!

I'm sure he's still in constant communication with Trump. But that would stop if he- or both of them- were incarcerated. And as the next four months are so crucial, this could be detrimental to the Trump campaign.

Why, r20? He’s just fly around the room backwards for 10 minutes, spewing rancid pus everywhere as other inmates tried to knock him down.

Maybe they’ll just sick his head on a pike. That’ll suffice for me.

^^I"m on ya beam, my brother!

Is he going to a Club Fed or a real prison?

Apparently the prison he's going to in Connecticut houses a rough crowd of sex fiends and various other lowlifes. So no, he won't be in a club Fed facility. And he is reportedly quite terrified, they say.

I pray the worst of the worst in that prison are democrats. LOL

Excellent news R31

Delicious...

[quote]NBC News reported that Bannon has already been assigned an inmate number by the federal Bureau of Prisons: 05635-509.

[quote]His sentence will overlap with that of Navarro, who started his four-month jail stint in March after being convicted on the same charges.

[quote]Unlike Navarro, however, Bannon has a separate criminal detainer placed on him related to his pending trial in Manhattan for defrauding supporters of the “We Build the Wall” movement. That means he must report to a low-level federal facility instead of a camp, which is must less strict on inmates and is where Navarro has been since the spring.

[quote]While Navarro’s biggest pain behind bars is likely sheer boredom and slow communications, a source said Bannon will be on a more rigid day-to-day schedule that has less freedom of movement, stricter check-ins, and will be surrounded by more dangerous criminals.

Ha! I hope he’s fucking terrified the entire time and tormented endlessly. It would serve him right.

May he also be held indefinitely pending trial for his OTHER charge of fraud. I hope he never gets out.

I hope they make him shower regularly in prison

It’s supposedly an ancient prep school look, R21. He calls it “beach” style? Because you wear extra clothes to the beach?

He looks like he lives under a bridge and eats out of Dumpsters.

Finally and I pity the other prisoners who have to listen to his big mouth. Maybe they'll beat the shit out of him.

Beautiful. Enjoy prison, cunt.

This will be his first stint in prison. He's very likely to get a much longer sentence once he goes on trial for his theft of all that 'build the wall' money.

May your forced showers be the least of the torments you face in the slammer, you putrid traitor.

I second that emotion, r42

It pleases me to no end that I can share this happy news reminder during such a sad time in political history. Trump and his minions are pure trash... str8 to the core.

[QUOTE]He's expected to surrender to prison on Monday with the help of his prison consultant, Sam Mangel, who also counts Trump’s locked up pal Peter Navarro as a client

A prison consultant!

The best part is he doesn't get out until 5 days before election day which means that is one less obnoxious voice we will have to listen to before election day.

He is both vile and dangerous yet I actually am concerned for his well-being - as I don't want any chance of him becoming a martyr by dying while in custody. This isn't gonna end well.

He's also got a state trial in September. Does anybody know how that will be handled since he'll still be in prison?

When Bannon was arrested for the charges Trump later pardoned him, he was arrested on the yacht of a Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui who was also later arrested on fraud charges. This Guo Wengui person's trial started May 24, 2024 in Manhattan, but for the life of me I can't find a verdict, or any outcome for the trial. It is just like it never concluded or if it did no one wrote about it. Something smells fishy, Anyone know the result of this trial?

Another cool aspect of this story: Trump when he was President was just about to deport the Guo Wengui when Trump was told the Guo Wengui was a paying member of his Mar-a-lago club and poof the deportation of Guo Wengui was rescinded. There is an article about this in The Independent but since Muriel doesn't approve of that source I won't link that.

I so hope the media covers him going into the prison today. And I hope there is a huge group of anti-Bannon protestors there to mock him to his face as he goes in.

Happy Steve Bannon Has to Take a Shower Day for those who Celebrate it!

Prayers for the poor soul who has to do his body cavity search. I hope they offer you counseling, afterwards buddy.

Cry like the bitch boy you are, Scabby!

NYT ran a puff piece interview of Bannon this morning, gave him free rein (other than deleting the “fucks”). He said Trump was too far to the left.

Is he dead yet?

Probably still violently sobbing about having to shower, R54.

Has he had a violent seizure from alcohol detox yet? I'm sure the U.S. Marshalls service has been aware for some time of his particular vulnerability.

Bet he's out by Labor Day

I suspect he's going to be surrounded and "gently asked" to supplement current prisoners' accounts in the canteen because they know cash follows Bannon and he's irrevocably soft.

Oh shit, it’s only four months, they probably asked Merrick Dickhole Garland nicely to put him a cell alone for the whole time.

I will never forget when Bannon began working at trump's White House his paperwork was filled out as Stephen Bannon No Fixed Address. He's a literal fucking hobo so having an address for a few months is actually a step up for this oozing boil.

If his personal residence is as messy as he is, he's probably been evicted for poor housekeeping, R60.

And yes, they do evict people for being slobs and hoarders.

Oh he has a shitty little clubhouse for Nazis in DC somewhere. A pied-a-turd. Pied-a-terrorists. He must have a coffin in the basement.

At one of his former places the landlord found the jacuzzi had been filled with acid and padlocks on interior doors.

That’s Sondheim’s basement, don’t get off track.

Hopefully he detoxed before today.

Friend of Flynn, friend of VPutin, brother of Betsy DeVos and murderer Eric Prince had a "press conference", re: convict Bannon (CroMarge was there to support these "patriots"). Another fella let off the hook by MAGA Merrick. Thanks, buddy!

"Blackwater founder Erik Prince warns the guards at Danbury prison that they better take good care of Steve Bannon and make sure nothing happens to him or they will be held accountable."

I'm sure the guards' union appreciates the bullying.

Just like the Capitol Police officers who were beaten appreciate MAGA Merrick allowing the congresspeople and other rich, white Republicans responsible for J6 slide I guess those guards and their union will just have to deal with King Trump's skeevy court jester being their boss man for four months, R67.

That’s Defense Secretary Erik Prince to you.

I wonder if Bannon went through the regular procedures upon check-in at this 'hotel'?

What the fuck is Erik Prince waving his tiny dick around for? Someone frag his ass

The priest really defiled St Ignatius Loyola

Aren’t the Jesuits known for championing scholarship and rigorous academia, not criminality?

Scholarship in the service of criminality.

Wonder how Bannon slept last night, horribly I hope.

He's probably on heavy doses of librium or some other benzo to stave off DTs. Don't know if they'd give him enough for slumber.

Well, then Ignatius needs to get to some smiting up in here.

I want to know if there has been any buzz about how Bannon is doing in the Big House. Any press I've missed, or does anyone here know something juicy? I hate that slob.

I hope it's been horrible for him.

Imagine the smell.

I hope they accidentally forget to bring his detox meds on time. It would be terrible if he went into a hard withdrawal.

I hope every prison gang shakes him down for their canteen account top ups every hour on the hour.

I absolutely HATE what he does. But I wish him 4 months of sobriety

Crusty, oozing, syphilitic

Is this what the master race looks like?

[QUOTE]I absolutely HATE what he does. But I wish him 4 months of sobriety

He's in danger of going the Amy Winehouse way once he gets out.

Can we get Amy back if he croaks? Because I’d love to exchange him for Amy.

I cannot find anything of interest or info on Bannon aside from a wiki that offers up a slate of other notable prisoners that have been incarcerated there. I'd love to know what the facility is like for these "special/notable" inmates. C'mon, spill what you've heard. Prying minds might enjoy some dirt on the subject.

I wonder if he's talking to people with the Trump campaign while behind bars. Something tells me he's losing his shit because he can't do anything and all his calls are recorded.

I’m counting the days-S L O W L Y because 4 months is not nearly enough for a POS like that.

It is the perfect time for him to be locked away. He has had so much involvement in the Trump ideology. He is a disgusting excuse for a human.

Isn’t he up for another trial for his “build the wall “ scam as soon as he gets released for this?

I have no idea R91. I'm not sure what is planned upon release. If Trump is elected he will probably be made Secretary of State and there will be no more trials.

About that wall ... Trump completed what... about 14 - 15 miles of "The Wall" and he has proudly announced he is going to finish it once he gets back into office. Just one more great reason why he's not getting back anywhere near the oval office. The cost ... the stupidity of building that damn wall. It is colossal waste of taxpayer money.

I'm wondering if the press will be there upon Bannon's release. I want to see how he looks. Has he fattened up more on a diet of white bread, potatoes and spaghetti, or has he spent 4 months exercising and dieting. I think I can guess the answer.