Al Schultz is DEAD to ME!

Have Buzz and Sonja issued a statement yet?

Oh please, R1.

They couldn't even be bothered to attend Fran's funeral.

I wonder if he'd been sick.

In every interview Vicki Lawrence gave, you could tell she was crazy in love with him.

R4, apparently his cock was mammoth (according to her) and it would have her climbing the walls with explosive orgasms.

Thoughts and prayers

[quote] R4], apparently his cock was mammoth (according to her) and it would have her climbing the walls with explosive orgasms.

And mammoth sized explosive eruptions of warm creamy seed that left her cunt overflowing.

So, his lights went out, like in Georgia!

Makeup artist?

Straight?

Big news.

Wait his last makeup job was Elvis' last concert in 1977? What?

What work has she had done?

Because for a woman of 75, she looks pretty incredible.

Celebrity Family Feud (badly copied).

Last night I warched an episode of Mama’s Family and noticed that she was billed as Vicki Lawrence Schultz. I didn’t remember her being billed that way.

Vicki just posted on Instagram about Carol Burnett saying that she would like to do a live show with her again. Vicki didn’t seem too breaking up about her husband dying in her home. Maybe she killed him.

R14, she was.

Kind of like Roseanne Barr Arnold.

I read her memoir. I know, stereotype. Anyway, it sounded like they had a true partnership. Early in their marriage evidently they had a discussion about whose earning power was greatest. They decided they would combine their efforts toward her career. He would keep the home fires burning. He would support her momentum, however he could. Seemed ideal to me.

R15 She posted that a week ago.

Should I crochet him a casket cosy or give him one of my invalid turners?

This explains why she didn’t show up for Carol Burnett’s hand and footprint ceremony last week.

I was surprised she wasn’t there but I guess she didn’t want to leave her husband even for a short time.

Oh Mama, did he have to die now? It's so damn hot outside!

I wish I could read all these responses!

She was into AI early?! That vixen.

I’m bringin my rumballs and deviled eggs!

I think they are Repugs, so I don't care.

Awww I’ve always liked Vicki.

quote][R15] She posted that a week ago.

So, she knew he'd be dead soon and she'd have plenty of free time.

I'd love to attend the services but I am afraid I do have a bridge tournament I simply must attend.

You understand, Mama?

Oh and could I please borrow that divine little beaded purse I bought you for your last birthday?

Funeral?????

I'm sure!

Innnnn yerrrrr dreammmmmssssss!

[quote]Last night I warched an episode of Mama’s Family and noticed that she was billed as Vicki Lawrence Schultz. I didn’t remember her being billed that way.

That was her anniversary gift to him one year: taking his name professionally. But the announcer on Win, Lose or Draw could never pronounce it right, so she soon dropped it.

That info is from her memoir, BTW. If any of you bitches want to know more about Al, read Vicki: The True Adventures of Miss Fireball because he's mentioned on practically every page. And I will admit, it's a great book -- very bitter and bitchy!

Yes, everyone kept calling her Mrs. Schwartz.

She thought Al would be thrilled but he wasn’t. He thought it sounded funny.

Vicki thought it was a nice gesture along the lines of what Dee Wallace Stone had done.

“That’s a beautiful name,” said Al. “But Vicki Lawrence Schultz!?!?”

Sounds like they were just mad about each other. Such great banter.

For awhile there, I thought Vicki was married to Al Goldstein!

When he was young he looked like Regis Philbin.

I’ll bring my famous chili dogs to the after funeral festivities. Pia Zadora scarfed down six of them at Merv Griffin’s pool party.

[quote]Makeup artist? Straight?

With suspension of disbelief, anything is possible.

Was he an organ donor?

Vicki's first and second husbands are now deceased

The Widow Schultz has yet to comment on her Instagram.

Tell her while she’s at the cemetery go dig up Aunt Fran and get those opal earrings I gave her back.

Has she considered freeze drying him?

Like those little coffee crystals.

Vicki is pretty much hated across the board. No one has a good word to say about her.

She also said that her memoir was a big mistake.

Where is she going to hang Iola's dryer lint portrait of him?

She’s all gums.

R42 = Alberta Meechum

Did he die on the shitter like Carl Harper?

He doesn’t look like AI to me! It’s getting more lifelike every year!

Condolences to Vicki and her family

[quote] I wish I could read all these responses!—Lolly Purdue

This made me chortle, thank you

Didn't they both collect dolls?

Keep that tub of lard Roselle Huplander away from the buffet.