What is the worst film you've ever seen?
Really bad movies
by Anonymous | reply 419 | August 18, 2024 4:17 AM |
It’s a tie: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
and
The Blair Witch Project
Even Caligula pales in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2024 12:57 PM |
Ruby’s Dream with Joe Pesci, Titanic 666, Wake the Witch, Lost in the Dark.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2024 12:57 PM |
Cabin Boy
Into the Woods
That stupid Gotti movie with John Travolta
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Waterworld wins this hands down for me. Even Plan 9 From Outer Space was more coherent and believable
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Angel Heart. Just horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2024 12:58 PM |
Cruising.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2024 1:00 PM |
Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers. and Little Fockers
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2024 1:02 PM |
Celebrating fifty years of inflicting agony in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2024 1:21 PM |
R8 I hope you are in therapy for your PTSD for that, there are some promising new treatments now.
And with over a dozen tours of duty under your belt, you need them
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2024 1:35 PM |
At my age, I've seen more movies than I can remember. I've probably forgotten any bad ones I saw 30 or 40 years ago. A couple of years ago, though, I streamed the Austrailian film "True History of the Kelly Gang", which was the worst movie I had ever watched. But I recently watched "I Saw the TV Glow". What a piece of shit. I still think "Kelly Gang" is the worst, but "TV" is giving it a run for its money.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2024 1:42 PM |
I don't see movies I don't think I'm going to enjoy, but Black Swan was horrible. I don't know how I kept myself from walking out of the theater.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2024 1:45 PM |
"Light Sleeper" from 1992 with Willem Dafoe and Susan Sarandon. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2024 2:12 PM |
Seberg.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2024 2:15 PM |
V.I. Warshawski was awful. Worst music I've ever heard in a theatrical release. Great casting, horrible execution.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2024 2:21 PM |
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2024 2:31 PM |
My best friend and I use John Houstons' The Dead as the measure for worst movie we ever sat through.
We were college sophomores and I dragged her to it. She still holds it against my movie picking abilities.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2024 2:41 PM |
The Prince of Tides
Ishtar
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2024 2:48 PM |
That’s plain dumb—it’s a very fine film. R16
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2024 2:48 PM |
R16. And I think The Dead is probably one of my top 20 movies. But I love the Joyce story, the Hustons, and the universally superb cast.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2024 2:50 PM |
M. Night Shyamalan's Old.
The premise was decent. The execution ruined everything.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 25, 2024 2:51 PM |
Cat People.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2024 2:53 PM |
Three that come to mind are THE FIRST WIVES CLUB, the Kenneth Branagh FRANKENSTEIN with DeNiro, and MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2024 2:58 PM |
Paddington fucking 2. Rule Britannia post-Brexit agitprop.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2024 3:02 PM |
Sex and the City. The second one was especially cringeworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2024 3:11 PM |
I forgot to mention the first SEX AND THE CITY movie as another one of the absolute worst I've ever seen. I've heard from many people that the second one was even worse, which is hard for me to imagine.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2024 3:17 PM |
The last one I paid to see was a Hulk movie directed by Chang and Eng or whatever his name was (he of "crouching tiger hidden bullshit)" I forget who played the hulk, he looked like a poor man's Victor Garber. Horrible doesn't even begin to describe how horrible it was. .the guy played Victor Von Doom on something else and I so don't care I'm not even going to Google it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2024 3:35 PM |
Tarzan, the Ape Man, starring the irrelevant Bo Derek. What a piece of crap.
“They’re painting my hair! They’re painting it WHIIIIITE!” One of the worst line readings in movie history.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2024 3:36 PM |
Eye of the Beholder with Ashley Judd and Ewan McGregor comes to mind. I saw it at a second-run movie theater on a whim, and the audience was laughing out loud at certain parts (where that response was definitely not intended), it was so terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2024 3:42 PM |
I mixed up my actors. The hulk was Eric Bana.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2024 3:43 PM |
Martyrs.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2024 3:44 PM |
Agreed, R28, but that TARZAN did have the major saving grace of Miles O'Keefe's truly spectacular body, one of the most breathtakingly beautiful ever captured on film, IMHO :-)
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2024 3:45 PM |
Wind
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 25, 2024 4:21 PM |
"Hackers" with Angelina Jolie. Wretched.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 25, 2024 4:47 PM |
Tied between The Blair Witch Project and The Dark Tower
I am sure I have seen worse movies but I was looking forward to those 2 and they both sucked so so so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 25, 2024 5:04 PM |
The Chronicles of Riddick, Ultraviolet, The Village, Mother!, and Baseketball were movies I actually walked out of, it was so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 25, 2024 5:10 PM |
The Number 23 and Boondock Saints.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 25, 2024 5:22 PM |
Exorcist II: The Heretic
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 25, 2024 5:22 PM |
Talk to Me
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 25, 2024 5:31 PM |
The Human Centipede, bar none. This is the most depraved, disgusting film ever created and anyone who doesn't agree is just as depraved. And I never say something like that about opinions, but if you like this film, there is something inherently wrong with you.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 25, 2024 5:36 PM |
It was Hawt!🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️🧎🏼➡️
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 25, 2024 5:45 PM |
Bad bad or fun bad?
As far as the latter goes, I'd say "The Lonely Lady." It was such a perfect object that I went back to the theater twice that week, not sure if I'd ever get to see it again (long before videocassettes and DVDs, much less streaming). When it was released on Blu-Ray after decades I got my first Blu-Ray player to watch it again.
"I don't suppose I'm the only one who's had to FUCK her way to the top!"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 25, 2024 5:51 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 25, 2024 5:59 PM |
"Revenge" starring Kevin Costner, Madeline Stowe and Anthony Quinn. The only good part was when my friend farted and everyone around us got the giggles.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 25, 2024 6:03 PM |
A dreary, dour and dull film in which nothing really happens. Roger Ebert gave it 11/2 ⭐out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐He was being generous. It was Kate Jackson's film debut, and though she has the lead female role, her name isn't featured on the poster. David Selby who play's Jackson's husband is an unappealing leading man. This was the second feature film based on the popular TV series. The first, House of Dark Shadows, is considerably better.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 25, 2024 6:14 PM |
Moonfall. It’s jaw-droppingly terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 25, 2024 6:22 PM |
I'm going to have to say this has the worst poster for a movie
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 25, 2024 6:22 PM |
R35, I wonder, what were you expecting from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT that you didn't get?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 25, 2024 6:27 PM |
That Psycho remake with Anne HeHe and Vince Vaughn was beyond bad. I do have a fond memory of seeing it in the theater. My friends and I indulged in a little wacky weed beforehand and smuggled in some wine. At a tense, quiet moment in the film (not the shower scene, darnit), my friend Amanda kicked the wine bottle and you could hear it clinking all the way to the front of the theater. Followed by her really loud giggles. This always makes me 🤣.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 25, 2024 6:29 PM |
R49, we're all sure glad we never went to the movies with you and your childish friends.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 25, 2024 6:33 PM |
R50 needs to change her tampon.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 25, 2024 6:36 PM |
Last Rites, starring Daphne Zuniga as some sort of seductive Mexican mistress to a mob boss. She seeks help from a priest (Tom Berenger) and ends up having sex with him. Zuniga has so much trouble with her accent AND acting sexy, that when she gets shot at the end of the movie, it’s a relief.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 25, 2024 6:38 PM |
BreakingTthe Waves with Emma Watson. Written by Lars von Trier
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 25, 2024 6:39 PM |
Gummo.
I walked out of the theater and waited bored in the lobby for my friend to finish watching it.
I couldn't take it, i felt such a visceral sense of disgust and loathing
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 25, 2024 6:42 PM |
The Box
Synecdoche, New York
Anything with Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 25, 2024 7:07 PM |
American Woman with Sienna Miller, Aaron Paul, and Amy Madigan. Boring as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 25, 2024 7:10 PM |
Blood Sucking Freaks.
As someone once said, "If you enjoy watching this movie, I honestly don't want to know you."
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 25, 2024 7:22 PM |
Marguerite Duras' 1975 film "India Song". Total dreck. I tried watching it in 15 minute intervals and still gave up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 25, 2024 7:33 PM |
The Main Event, Funny Lady, The Mirror has Two Faces...
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 25, 2024 7:41 PM |
r48, entertainment
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 25, 2024 7:59 PM |
“Tommy Boy”
“Pret a Porter”
Anything with Madonna.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 25, 2024 8:07 PM |
Tommy Boy is funny!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 25, 2024 8:07 PM |
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 25, 2024 8:22 PM |
Them’s fighting words, r63!!! Lucky for you the people calling it the best movie ever probably can’t throw a punch.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 25, 2024 9:07 PM |
I loved “Jeanne Dielman”. I thought I’d be bored but surprisingly was into it and watched through without stopping.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 25, 2024 9:17 PM |
My friend and I walked out after half an hour. Pretentiously arty and pointless
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 25, 2024 9:17 PM |
Iron fucking Weed.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 25, 2024 9:25 PM |
Helllllooo???
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 25, 2024 9:32 PM |
I actually don't think Hallmark Christmas movies are bad, r68. True, they are formulaic, but that's a large part of their charm. Visually, the films are quite beautiful, not unlike Christmas itself.
Other networks that have tried to emulate the formula -- Lifetime, Netflix, that weird Christian channel that I think Candace Cameron Bure defected to -- haven't quite mastered that formula.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 25, 2024 9:50 PM |
Breaks my heart as ONJs biggest fan but Two of a Kind was so horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 25, 2024 9:52 PM |
R69 they’re all scmaltzy rom-bombs
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 25, 2024 9:54 PM |
Oh, dear r72
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 25, 2024 9:55 PM |
R71, is it as bad as the TV series “Mr. Selfridge” starring the delicious Jeremy Piven? If so: that’s pretty bad.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 25, 2024 9:59 PM |
Are you kidding me? Those Hallmark movies have flat photography and awful music.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 25, 2024 10:09 PM |
Who watches a Hallmark Christmas movie and expects to see Fanny and Alexander?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 25, 2024 10:12 PM |
I'm Thinking of Ending Things. By far the most depressing waste of time I have ever experienced. When you google the title you get a Suicide hotline, which is about how I felt after suffering through the Charlie Kaufman piece of crap starring creepy Jesse Plemons.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 25, 2024 10:13 PM |
[Quote] Paddington fucking 2
Is that a porno?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 25, 2024 10:19 PM |
"The English Patient."
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 25, 2024 10:20 PM |
IN case you never saw Iron fuckng Weed here's a dandy little clip for you.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 25, 2024 10:24 PM |
I'm with r79, I fell asleep twice before I walked out.
But, then I will add to dull and boring, Moonlight.
The prelude to a Down Low hand job pissed me off because of all the wasted potential.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 25, 2024 10:35 PM |
How do you decide between A Stranger Among Us and Shining Through?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 25, 2024 10:38 PM |
[quote]M. Night Shyamalan's Old.
I will see your “Old” and raise you by one “Lady In The Water”.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 25, 2024 10:42 PM |
It would take some contemplation to come up with a list, but off the top of my head, an instant answer, would be 'Eyes Wide Shut' (1999).
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 25, 2024 10:56 PM |
Good choice r54.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 25, 2024 11:43 PM |
I remember seeing Shining Through with some friends at the .99 cent theater in our bumfuck town. When movies come around about a year after their release. We were in hysterics over this one.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 26, 2024 12:13 AM |
R80 Pauline Kael on Ironweed
The movie has no momentum-the running time (144 minutes) is like a death sentence. The only moments of reprieve from all the sombre artistry come when Streep sings "He's Me Pal" in the all out, sentimental-Irish balladeer of a decade or two earlier.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 26, 2024 12:36 AM |
Jonathan Livingston Seagull - it made me want to SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 26, 2024 1:16 AM |
R89 Oh, fuck I forgot about that. I dreamt about cutting MIchael Keaton's tongue out.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 26, 2024 1:36 AM |
Woody Allen's musical Everyone Says I Love You (1996) Whatever Allen was aiming for- it didn't work. Woody's films have been tired and boring for decades.
"A sluggish, sputtering tune-fest performed almost entirely by the vocally challenged"-Washington Post
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 26, 2024 2:35 AM |
“Nothing But Trouble.”
Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Ackroyd.
The biggest piece of shit movie I’ve ever seen. Thirty l-something years later, it still takes the cake:
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 26, 2024 2:45 AM |
wow, I liked those movies. Nothing But Trouble was surreal and insane but unique. Eyes Wide Shut is hypnotic.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 26, 2024 2:52 AM |
Battlefield fucking Earth.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 26, 2024 2:56 AM |
Speed 2. OMG.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 26, 2024 2:58 AM |
Twister had some really bad writing, especially Jami Gertz's character. But it was mindless, cheezy fun.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 26, 2024 4:46 AM |
Another terrible movie was THE PERFECT STORY. Great special effects but awful writing and acting. Although I can't really blame the actors, because the writing was SO bad.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 26, 2024 5:38 AM |
[quote]Battlefield fucking Earth.
R94 I've never seen this, but I have heard from anyone that has that is an absolute steaming turd
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 26, 2024 6:13 AM |
No (love)/hate for Starship Troopers?!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 26, 2024 6:24 AM |
I walked out of Magnum Force.
I also hated the original Starwars. I was 22 and griped on the way home that I wasn't a 10 year old boy obsessed with starship battles. Sorry...
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 26, 2024 6:33 AM |
Another vote for Branagh’s Frankenstein.
Johnny Mnemonic
Bonfire of the Vanities
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 26, 2024 11:56 AM |
Johnny Mnemonic was AWFUL
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 26, 2024 12:06 PM |
[Quote] Vanilla Sky
I love that Crowe called it that because he thinks it’s a cool expression, even though it has nothing to do with the story.
He had wanted to name one of his previous movies that, I think “Almost Famous.” The execs were like, what?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 26, 2024 12:17 PM |
I had forgotten how much I hated “Shining Through!” What a stupid piece of crap. Like a 1950’s romance comic with swastikas.
But my all-time worst is still Disney’s “Babes in Toyland.” Total sugary, shitty kitsch! Like a turd covered with Technicolor frosting. Saw this in a theater with my older brother when it first came out. I was 12. Already I had some good sense.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 26, 2024 12:23 PM |
The 1981 horror movie Possession starring the awful Isabelle Adjani.
The only redeeming factor is that Sam Neill is attractive in it.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 26, 2024 12:24 PM |
The Thin Red Line.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 26, 2024 12:36 PM |
Moment by Moment
Shanghai Surprise
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 26, 2024 12:44 PM |
💩 Rachel 💩 Getting 💩 Married 💩
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 26, 2024 12:51 PM |
Sommersby was awful despite the SIZZLING chemistry between Jodie Foster and Richard Gere.
That Crawdads Sing thing was total shit.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 26, 2024 1:11 PM |
1997s Titanic aka Waiting for the Iceberg. Endless, unconvincing and I couldn't have cared less about the characters.
" . . . we catch ourselves thinking the unpardonable thought: OK, sink already."-WASHINGTON POST
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 26, 2024 3:06 PM |
Irma La Douce--horrible and ugly to look at
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 26, 2024 3:46 PM |
R97 I hated it too. "Vanilla Sky" is an awful and disappointing film, possibly due to Tom Cruise's involvement. It's unfortunate because it's based on the excellent 1997 The Spanish movie "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes). The original film was outstanding, especially with its surprising twist.
Streaming on Amazon prime
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 26, 2024 7:25 PM |
Armageddon
My god, what trash.
Nothing But Trouble had the late, great Shock G, aka Humpty Hump.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 26, 2024 7:35 PM |
NINE
Great source material and cast—Daniel Day Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Judi Dench—but the whole thing was a big snore and I can’t remember anything about it.
See also: THE PRODUCERS.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 26, 2024 7:38 PM |
Anything by Jennifer Anniston
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 26, 2024 7:47 PM |
The Ralph Bakshi "Lord of the Rings" from 1978.
Assaultingly bad.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 26, 2024 8:13 PM |
Over the Top. Or Rhinestone. Or Cobra. Or Rocky 5.
Stallone had a lot of real clunkers during his coke days.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 26, 2024 8:36 PM |
Holmes & Watson with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. It was the only movie I've ever bailed on in a theater. It was THAT bad.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 26, 2024 8:38 PM |
Howard the fucking Duck. The theater we saw it in had an employee in a duck suit come down in front of the audience and mime to what I’m guessing was the movie’s theme song. This only added to the strange experience of the film.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 26, 2024 8:48 PM |
Bohemian fucking Rhapsody.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 26, 2024 8:50 PM |
“Beyond the Forest”.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 26, 2024 9:08 PM |
Oh gosh, so many. The one that comes to mind atm is The Avengers movie from 1998. Went to see it with my ex bf at the theater. The room was about 1/4 full. By midway through almost half the audience left. I don't blame them, it was absolutely dreadful! Hands down the worst movie I've seen in a theater. My ex was so disappointed, lol. He had a crush on the tv version of Miss Peel as well as one on Uma Thurman. I don't even know where to start. SLow pace, no chemistry, American made film so it doesn't get the nuance of British culture.
Que Horrible!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 26, 2024 9:13 PM |
"as well as one on Uma THurman"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 26, 2024 9:15 PM |
Six Days and Seven Nights.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 26, 2024 9:15 PM |
i was enticed by the character of MGM mogul Louis B Mayer being in it, but Barton Fink meant I wasn't trusted to choose the movie we went to see, for a long time lol. It was just awful, to our gang anyways.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 26, 2024 9:16 PM |
r121 YES! and rocketman.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 26, 2024 9:33 PM |
I don't know why people like the Royal Tannenbaums or I Heart Huckabee's . I hate self indulging, plot lacking movies.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 26, 2024 10:01 PM |
Moonrise Kingdom. Unattractive leading kids. Annoying Wes Anderson filming style.
Licorice Pizza. A missed opportunity for a better movie, as I actually love Paul Thomas Anderson’s work. Again, unattractive, uncharismatic leads, and a story that meanders endlessly to nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 26, 2024 10:29 PM |
[quote]Licorice Pizza. A missed opportunity for a better movie, as I actually love Paul Thomas Anderson’s work. Again, unattractive, uncharismatic leads, and a story that meanders endlessly to nowhere.
"Unattractive, uncharismatic leads" is putting it very kindly and mildly.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 26, 2024 10:56 PM |
Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold.
My partner kept falling asleep and waking up thinking he was seeing the same scene over and over again. It was just dreadful.
Sorry Richard Chamberlain, they can't all be SHOGUN.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 26, 2024 11:55 PM |
RV with Robin Williams. Truly dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 27, 2024 12:18 AM |
the early sci-fi movies with keanu reeves...soooo bad
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 27, 2024 12:23 AM |
Sex and the City 2
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 27, 2024 12:39 AM |
The Tree of Life. I vowed never to watch anything by that director ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 27, 2024 12:44 AM |
Life of Pi is not bad visually, but it's very hallow in sentiment .I know the secret of life. It's whatever ending you choose? So delude yourself? That's the big reveal!? No. Just a bit off.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 27, 2024 12:52 AM |
A friend and I got drunk and went to Rhinestone as a goof, and boy were we not disappointed.
Highlight was Sylvester Stallone trying to sing country music. His big number was how he turned into a monster when he was drunk, and it was called "Drinkenstein." We howled.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 27, 2024 12:53 AM |
Ronaldo and Clara
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 27, 2024 1:11 AM |
Tokyo Trauma
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 27, 2024 7:17 PM |
Basic Instinct 2 , Elektra.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 27, 2024 10:35 PM |
The Two Jakes. I watched it on TV with a friend. We were both utterly bewildered and abandoned it halfway through.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 27, 2024 10:53 PM |
Movies are like pizza. Even the really bad ones are still pretty good.
That said, my vote is for Lipstick, with the Hemingway sisters. Exploitative, misogynistic garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 27, 2024 10:57 PM |
[quote]—Mrs. Albert Steele
Is that any relation to me, Mrs. Alfred Steele?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 28, 2024 2:00 AM |
I haven't seen any of them, but people have told me about, well, I think it's now over 50, of the worst movies they've ever experienced and there is only one thing they have in common.
I mean, what are the odds?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 28, 2024 2:09 AM |
Nell
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 28, 2024 2:11 AM |
[Quote] The Thin Red Line.
Arguably the best WWII movie ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 28, 2024 2:55 AM |
I like arty farty movies but I had zero idea what The Thin Red Line was about.
It was a complete jumble to me.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 28, 2024 3:19 AM |
Reply 8 wins-Mame with Lucy-I still can’t believe that happened!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 28, 2024 3:22 AM |
Just sayin,the pic of Mrs.Steele reminded me-“The Best of Everything” is great fun-you gotta see it at least once.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 28, 2024 3:30 AM |
Snowpiercer
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 28, 2024 3:40 AM |
[quote]Movies are like pizza. Even the really bad ones are still pretty good.
Well, that's an odd opinion. But maybe you're lucky in that you've never seen a REALLY bad movie.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 28, 2024 3:45 AM |
Staying Alive. The only good thing about it was the song.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 28, 2024 3:47 AM |
Drive
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 28, 2024 4:02 AM |
That absurd space movie with Bullock
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 28, 2024 4:02 AM |
Xanadu was probably the biggest mess ever made.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 28, 2024 4:27 AM |
Lost Horizons - the musical.
Shockingly terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 28, 2024 4:45 AM |
R157 Lost Horizon. Only one horizon.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 28, 2024 4:47 AM |
Grease 2. Looks and sounds like it was being written while the cameras were rolling. Poorly cast, and even though she does her best, Michelle Pfeiffer looks and sounds totally ‘80s.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 28, 2024 5:02 AM |
One Horizon, r157...
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 28, 2024 5:19 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 28, 2024 5:24 AM |
[quote]That absurd space movie with Bullock
WHAT???? That was a great movie in every way -- writing, acting, direction, cinematography, special effects.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 28, 2024 3:37 PM |
The Paper
Bad Timing
Honeysuckle Rose
Mother Jugs and Speed
Hotel New Hampshire
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 28, 2024 3:59 PM |
My first “omg this is such a piece of shit” movie was American Anthem. ‘84 or ‘85. Sat through it because Mitch Gaylord’s buff bod had looked so hot in the trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 28, 2024 4:16 PM |
too many to mention
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 28, 2024 4:51 PM |
Another vote for Nell.
And I'll add The Crucible with Daniel Day-Lewis.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 28, 2024 5:11 PM |
Barbie Oppenheimer
Anything with Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 28, 2024 8:03 PM |
GHOSTS OF WAR with DL fave Brenton Thwaites. I couldn’t even finish watching this. GODS OF EGYPT was little better.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 28, 2024 8:32 PM |
Never Been Kissed. Don’t care how beloved it is. Drew could not act at that time and David Arquette is just a smarmy little creep.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 28, 2024 9:04 PM |
Original Sin (2001). "I just killed somebody!" "And I just bought a hat!"
Pearl Harbor too. It made me root for the Japs.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 28, 2024 10:22 PM |
R53, I hate that movie. The ending is so manipulative and contrived. Dogville is much better.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 28, 2024 10:29 PM |
Tree of Life. Saw it at a screening and the audience was deathly silent throughout. Abd then the credits played abd a wave if laughter came on us all until everyone was laughing. It was just so horrible and I think all of us were glad it wasn't just us.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 28, 2024 10:31 PM |
R172, I love Badlands, Days of Heaven and The New World but reading your comment makes me apprehensive about Tree of Life (still haven't seen it).
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 28, 2024 10:32 PM |
Captain Corelli’s fucking Mandolin
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 28, 2024 10:35 PM |
Personal Best. All the heavy breathing drama queen lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 28, 2024 10:38 PM |
Uncle Joe Shannon
Bless The Beasts And Children
Two Mules For Sister Sara
Vision Quest
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 28, 2024 10:40 PM |
Tommy Boy/Black Sheep/Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - any movie that features a lovable (usually fat) dimwit abusing the protagonist.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 28, 2024 10:54 PM |
I totally enjoyed First Wives Club.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 28, 2024 11:37 PM |
Freddy Got Fingered Dunston Checks In Anything with Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 28, 2024 11:38 PM |
American Graffiti 2
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 28, 2024 11:40 PM |
[quote] Dunston Checks In
Faye should have played Dunston.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 29, 2024 1:09 AM |
that debate last night.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 29, 2024 1:18 AM |
Super fucking Girl
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 29, 2024 1:20 AM |
the Legend of Billie Jean or something like that. The one that had the really good Pat Bendatar song.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 29, 2024 1:20 AM |
R177, what an interesting position.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 29, 2024 1:23 AM |
I can answer today - with certainty and with thanks to TCM - that my answer is “Dracula, AD 1972”.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 29, 2024 2:21 AM |
"Time Bandits."
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 29, 2024 2:32 AM |
R186, it's so crazy you mention that movie. When I was a 9 years old in the mid 90s, my dad rented that movie from Blockbuster because the guy working there told him it was a good scary movie. No, it was not.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 29, 2024 2:35 AM |
From the late 70s: Skatetown USA and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 29, 2024 2:47 AM |
Kristy McfuckingNichol in the night the lights went out in georgia...eeekss.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 29, 2024 3:27 AM |
oh oh oh michael J Fox and Joan Jett in light of day. a midget and a lez fALL IN LOVE
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 29, 2024 3:28 AM |
THE WIZ.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 29, 2024 8:31 AM |
I may get flamed for saying this, but Troop Beverly Hills.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 29, 2024 12:43 PM |
Poor Things. I know some people loved it and Emma won the Oscar but I lost patience with it pretty quickly. Frankenstein and My Fair Lady is a bad match.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 29, 2024 1:02 PM |
Moment by Moment. There's a rumor going 'round that it's awfulness was intentional, and that Lily and Jane were in on it. They were intent on bringing John Travolta down. He was such a big star at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 29, 2024 1:49 PM |
R95 ugh Moment by Moment is truly unwatchable. I can usually make it through films of that era because I enjoy the period cars, clothing and designs. But this mess was so painful to watch. It needs a warning label.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 29, 2024 2:00 PM |
Mother
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 29, 2024 2:17 PM |
Hudson Hawk
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 29, 2024 2:34 PM |
Of a slightly more recent vintage, I thought "We Need to Talk About Kevin" was unredeemably bad.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 29, 2024 3:11 PM |
Hudson Hawk appeared about the time we had a slew of rich Republicans doing as they pleased without consequence.
It fit.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 29, 2024 3:26 PM |
Richard Attenborough’s A CHORUS LINE: THE MOVIE. Totally misses the point of the source material. They swap out the best production number that reveals the personalities and histories of each dancer for that crappy “Surprise” song. And, worst of all, Cassie is ugly, obnoxious, unlikeable, and she destroys the most famous song from the show, making it about her relationship with Zach, instead of allowing it to be the heart of everyone’s journey.
The ‘80s street choreography, that replaces Michael Bennett’s signature original choreography for the show, is absolute dated crap.
Oh, and Audrey Landers, obviously absent from the challenging choreography (like the opening number), and swapped out with a real dancer at the end.
It’s really bad, because of what it COULD have been with the right director and cast.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 29, 2024 3:43 PM |
Stigmata
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 29, 2024 4:02 PM |
[quote]And, worst of all, Cassie is ugly, obnoxious, unlikeable, and she destroys the most famous song from the show, making it about her relationship with Zach, instead of allowing it to be the heart of everyone’s journey.
Plus, they rewrote most of that song, to awful effect. Agreed that A CHORUS LINE is a really bad movie and certainly one of the worst screen adaptations of a Broadway musical.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 29, 2024 4:19 PM |
I Spit on Your Grave
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 29, 2024 5:00 PM |
Nobody here would’ve seen it but it was nominated for best foreign film from Iran years ago, The White Balloon. Horrible. Charmless little girl nags her parents for money, loses it down a grate and spends the rest of the movie nagging passers-by to help her get it out.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 29, 2024 5:34 PM |
I hate to say this because I love bad horror movies from the 70s (would love any recommendations), but I couldn't finish The Sentinel (1977).
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 29, 2024 6:36 PM |
Give it another try, R206. If nothing else, it gave us Beverly D'Angelo's masturbation scene and the "The Dykes Downstairs" (see link).
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 30, 2024 12:36 AM |
Motherhood with Uma Thurman. Forgot about that pile of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 30, 2024 3:27 AM |
R174, I actually paid to see that shit in the theater. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 30, 2024 3:37 AM |
I’ve had some boomerang on me: The Royal Tenenbaums was a shit WTF movie when I first viewed it, but it has stayed with me. Creepy as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 30, 2024 3:44 AM |
Smokey and The Bandit. Fuck CB radios.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 30, 2024 3:45 AM |
R145 Yes. The only entertainment in that movie was watching Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson making googly eyes at each other.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 30, 2024 4:02 AM |
THE WIZ.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 30, 2024 9:26 AM |
Crash
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 30, 2024 1:54 PM |
"The Wiz" is a very very bad movie.
I saw it opening weekend when I was fifteen, and after seeing it I remember feeling really unwell and anxious!
DOROTHY!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 30, 2024 6:10 PM |
THE WIZ was so bad that it was several years before Hollywood made a movie that had a majority black cast. I’m sure A SOLDIERS STORY was the first movie made after that drought.
Fuck Diane.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 30, 2024 6:32 PM |
I'm sure the movie of A Chorus Line is bad, but a long time ago, not having seen the show, I rented the VHS and I remember I enjoyed it. I had nothing to compare it to but it didn't seem like a badly-made or difficult to enjoy movie, if you see what I mean. I could tell it seemed too "adapted" to film, or something. It didn't have a lot of pizazz.
I thought Time Bandits was great, when it came out I saw it three times. It got some great reviews. I wouldn't call it a "really bad movie" by a long shot. Are there things in it that are politically incorrect or offend people now that nobody worried about then?
Saw Vision Quest when it came out, liked it a lot. Sincere, well acted. Again here's a film where a white guy plays a Native American - is that the issue? Or because Madonna is in it as a bar singer? I was in my 20s when I saw it.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 30, 2024 7:20 PM |
Nobody's mentioned The Bluebird (the one with Liz Taylor, directed by George Cukor). I don't know who has actually seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 30, 2024 7:21 PM |
Jinxed
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 30, 2024 7:24 PM |
Give My Regards to Broadstreet.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 30, 2024 7:26 PM |
Oh my god fucking Mac and Me. You just want to tip the kids wheelchair over.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 30, 2024 7:29 PM |
Sound of Freedom.
Anything starring Kevin Sorbo.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 30, 2024 7:38 PM |
R218, I haven't seen VISON QUEST in years. What white guy plays a native American in that?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 1, 2024 2:17 AM |
R224 - oh, come on, that's a fantastic film!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 1, 2024 2:54 AM |
Forrest Gump
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 1, 2024 4:14 AM |
Pearl Harbor. It was soooo hyped upon its release. But history has not been kind to it, for good reason. It makes Titanic look like a movie by Antonioni/Bergman/Welles, by comparison. Such bad acting, all around.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 1, 2024 2:39 PM |
American Anthem with Miss Mitch Gaylord.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 1, 2024 2:50 PM |
The Oscar (1966) is really bad, as well as campy. Surprised it is not mentioned more on DL
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 1, 2024 3:42 PM |
Ant man and the wasp. And Doctor Strange . How freaking boring. First and second times ever having walked out a theater.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 1, 2024 4:22 PM |
Hammerhead
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 1, 2024 4:31 PM |
[quote]The Oscar (1966) is really bad, as well as campy. Surprised it is not mentioned more on DL
I'm assuming it's not mentioned more because it's so bad that it's basically a forgotten movie by all except hard-core connoisseurs of camp. Having said that, I just checked and I can't believe this movie is actually available on Blu-Ray!
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 1, 2024 6:46 PM |
The Lonely fucking Lady
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 1, 2024 7:56 PM |
A bad Woody Allen musical is better than the best of 99% other directors.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 1, 2024 8:08 PM |
R197 A second one for "Mother."
What the fuck was that? It definitely killed Jennifer Lawrence's career.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 1, 2024 8:26 PM |
R235 never say Everyone Says I Love You
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 1, 2024 9:03 PM |
^ Oops, saw not "say"
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 1, 2024 9:05 PM |
R101 was a bitter old bitchy queen in the 70s
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 1, 2024 9:34 PM |
You’d walk out of your own birthday party as big of a sad excuse as you seem to be.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 1, 2024 9:39 PM |
R235 what about Woody Allen's Wonder Wheel, A Rainy Day in New York, Shadows and Fog, September, Celebrity?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 1, 2024 10:48 PM |
r241 is either Mia Farrow, or someone who has seen these films!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 1, 2024 10:59 PM |
Timberlake sucked in Wonder Wheel
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 2, 2024 12:36 AM |
Has anyone seen GALAXY OF TERROR, which positioned DL fave Erin Moran as the new Sigourney?
Apparently so bad that it effectively killed the career of her costar, Edward Albert.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 2, 2024 12:48 AM |
Oh poor Erin. I wish that had made her a bigger star.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 2, 2024 12:51 AM |
If you think Timberlake sucked in the actual film, you should have heard the noises coming from his trailer. Plus, he had bodyguards surrounding him during breaks on location, and refused to associate with his co-stars off-camera. A major prick.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 2, 2024 1:16 AM |
I've never seen GALAXY OF TERROR, but damn, it does indeed look beyond terrible judging from that trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 2, 2024 1:23 AM |
^ Did you work on the film? Details, please!
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 2, 2024 1:23 AM |
R248-Let's just say, lots of snorting and swallowing going on there.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 2, 2024 1:33 AM |
Zodiac (2007). Just an incredibly boring movie and a waste of an interesting subject. Gyllenhaal plays an annoyingly spunky reporter even though he's ten years too old to be acting like that. Mark Ruffalo is so bland and flat that you'd think he just chugged a whole bottle of Xanax. RDJ is doing his coked-up fast taking routine that he thinks is charming. Despite being obsessed with aesthetics, Fincher does NOT capture the griminess of the 1970s. Everything is sterile and fake. The movie is so long (2 hrs 40) that I completely lost interest in the mystery by the end.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 2, 2024 5:41 AM |
I love Zodiac! That scene where Jake is in that guy's basement and they hear that noise upstairs is so creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 3, 2024 2:26 AM |
"Barbie".
Sucks goat dick.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 3, 2024 2:27 AM |
My arguments lie not with the poor ideas poorly executed.
My arguments lie with the fascinating ideas twisted out of shape and corrupted.
To wit:
Oppenheimer
Barbie
Zodiac
Crash
High Rise
Gosford Park
Suspiria (both versions)
Last Year at Marienbad
Barry Lyndon
Less Than Zero
The Shining
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Happiness
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Mad Max and all sequels
The Conformist
The Dirty Dozen
Chinatown
Halloween
Top Gun
All the Right Moves
48 Hours
Francis Ford Coppala's Dracula
Fellini's Satyricon
The Damned
Death in Venice
The Last House on the Left
Manon of the Spring
The Funhouse
Angel Heart
Return to Oz
Manchester-by-the-Sea
Prick up Your Ears
The French Connection
Day of the Dead
Silkwood
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 3, 2024 3:19 AM |
r253 you're just difficult. How about Birdy with Nic Cage? Has anyone seen this? I remember feeling tortured by it.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 3, 2024 4:12 AM |
Funny. I remember loving it.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 3, 2024 3:26 PM |
Johnny Dangerously
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 3, 2024 4:11 PM |
Trainspotting because I couldn’t understand a damn thing they said.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 3, 2024 4:18 PM |
Shakespeare in Love
by Anonymous | reply 258 | July 3, 2024 5:05 PM |
Mannequin, starring BRAT PACKER Andrew McCarthey and Samantha Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | July 3, 2024 5:22 PM |
North
by Anonymous | reply 260 | July 3, 2024 5:25 PM |
R253 thankfully that is just your opinion. So many G R E A T pictures on your list.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | July 3, 2024 5:44 PM |
R261, all of this is just opinions.
That's how this works.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | July 3, 2024 7:19 PM |
The Bonfire of the Vanities was such a disaster.
It cries out for an HBO miniseries remake that recreates 1980s New York.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | July 4, 2024 12:16 AM |
There was a book about the making of The Bonfire of the Vanities. One of the best books I ever read. You'd think I'd be able to remember the name of it.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | July 4, 2024 1:58 AM |
Ernest Goes to Jail (walked out)
There's Something About Mary (walked out after 15 minutes)
by Anonymous | reply 265 | July 4, 2024 2:10 AM |
Meet Joe Black
by Anonymous | reply 266 | July 4, 2024 2:16 AM |
Prometheus was so bad, it edged out my previous "Worst Movie I Ever Paid To See In The Theater", Armageddon.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | July 4, 2024 2:17 AM |
R254, "Birdy" is one of my favorite movies of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | July 4, 2024 2:19 AM |
Oh, and Joe and the Volcano
by Anonymous | reply 269 | July 4, 2024 2:23 AM |
R233 Well...I guess I'm old but it was shown on TV regularly in the 70's, so I do remember it! And you know people here talk a lot about Joan Crawford movies (for ex.) and she died in the 1970s. They seem familiar with films that area lot older than The Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | July 4, 2024 2:41 AM |
*that are a lot older
by Anonymous | reply 271 | July 4, 2024 2:41 AM |
The Devil’s Candy was the book about Bonfire, and it was excellent.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | July 4, 2024 2:50 AM |
Great title.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | July 4, 2024 2:54 AM |
I fell asleep in the theater when I saw The Legend of Bagger Vance
by Anonymous | reply 274 | July 4, 2024 3:02 AM |
The only time I have ever walked out on a movie they were showing the entire 1943 Batman serial
by Anonymous | reply 275 | July 4, 2024 3:06 AM |
I walked out of Traffic.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | July 4, 2024 3:51 AM |
Especially if you happen to be one
by Anonymous | reply 278 | July 4, 2024 4:36 AM |
Cocktail
Boston Globe Jay Carr
There isn't a scene in Cocktail that isn't cheap and dumb, and whether its camp entertainment value compensates for its contempt for women is a question. Cocktail makes beer commercials look deep, makes "Top Gun" look like "Hamlet." Jul 1988,
by Anonymous | reply 283 | July 4, 2024 5:05 AM |
That opening of Prometheus, with the beautiful cinematography of Iceland and the gorgeous stirring score... and then from that point the movie just progressively falls apart due to one of the stupidest scripts ever
by Anonymous | reply 284 | July 4, 2024 5:10 AM |
R281, "The Martian" is not "shitty".
by Anonymous | reply 286 | July 4, 2024 5:18 AM |
Well, The Martian is about a man who grows potatoes in his own feces R286 It's also long, talky and uneventful.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | July 4, 2024 5:27 AM |
Uneventful?!? WTF is wrong with you?
by Anonymous | reply 288 | July 4, 2024 5:34 AM |
Mayday, with Michael Pare. Granted he makes about 5 awful movies every year but I just happened to watch this one. Odd, but there was no one under the age of 40 on that plane.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | July 4, 2024 5:39 AM |
Kramer vs. Kramer A dreary multiple Oscar winner. Much ado about nothing.
This looks, in retrospect, like nothing much more than a glossy soap passed off as serious drama. EMPIRE
by Anonymous | reply 290 | July 4, 2024 5:43 AM |
[quote] The Martian is about a man who grows potatoes in his own feces [R286] It's also long, talky and uneventful.
Haven't seen the film but in terms of recycling nitrates and water in an otherwise hostile environment, night-soil ( the polite term ) would be absolutely necessary
by Anonymous | reply 291 | July 4, 2024 5:49 AM |
[Quote] I walked out of Traffic.
I walked into Traffic; that was the problem
by Anonymous | reply 292 | July 4, 2024 5:52 AM |
THE MARTIAN is not "talky," R291. Do you even know what that means?
by Anonymous | reply 293 | July 4, 2024 2:28 PM |
I like Kramer vs. Kramer. The backlash against it is bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | July 4, 2024 3:46 PM |
I think the backlash against it is because some people can't deal with the fact that a woman (or man, but especially a woman) might temporarily abandon her child due to mental health issues.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | July 4, 2024 3:57 PM |
KVK Much ado about nothing. All children have injuries. Here a cut is treated like a life and death situation. So much unnecessary drama. Why doesn't Dustin hail a cab to take his son to the emergency room. NY is full of them.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | July 4, 2024 4:16 PM |
Was Kramer vs Kramer that bad? I saw it once in the theater when it was first released. Not my cup of tea but the female friend I accompanied seemed to like it.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | July 4, 2024 4:43 PM |
I'd like a sequel on that Kramer kid. What happened to him? So many disturbing possibilities
by Anonymous | reply 300 | July 4, 2024 4:47 PM |
R297 They could deal with it when the movie was released, though.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | July 4, 2024 4:49 PM |
The child's injury in KRAMER VS. KRAMER is quite serious, requiring several stitches. And if you've ever tried to take a cab in midtown Manhattan during the day in an emergency situation, you would know it's often far faster to just run or walk to the hospital.
R298, your stupidity knows no bounds.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | July 4, 2024 4:49 PM |
R298 Dustin Hoffman played a man still learning how to be both mother and father to his son. When the son had the accident, Hoffman's character panicked because he didn't know what to do or how serious the injury was.
The character's reaction in that situation is authentic, based on the dad's circumstances.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | July 4, 2024 4:54 PM |
I bet he grew up with an irrational fear of abandonment and French toast
by Anonymous | reply 304 | July 4, 2024 5:18 PM |
[quote] Dustin Hoffman played a man still learning how to be both mother and father to his son.
Being a parent to his son, you mean.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | July 4, 2024 5:39 PM |
R305 No, because in this case, the character was trying to figure out how to do all the things his son's mother did.
So he was trying to figure out how to be the mother his son was missing, in addition to being a father.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | July 4, 2024 6:09 PM |
R306, I guess you don't understand what R305 meant -- that the responsibilities of being a mother or a father are no longer considered separate in the way they used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | July 4, 2024 7:21 PM |
R307, guess what?
When they made Kramer vs Kramer, "mother" and "father" were still considered separate parenting functions.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | July 4, 2024 7:40 PM |
Kramer vs Kramer was stupid to me because I had no sympathy for Dustin’s character. Too lazy and selfish to learn how to take care of an injured child when the kid is old enough to be walking and talking? What an ignorant asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | July 4, 2024 7:45 PM |
I Am Curious (Yellow)
by Anonymous | reply 310 | July 4, 2024 7:46 PM |
R308 Born in 1965 my mother worked in the home and my father took care of us as well even though he worked full time. Hoffman seems to have been this kid's father for about 5 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | July 4, 2024 7:47 PM |
R309 Dustin's character is particularly repulsive in this scene.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | July 4, 2024 7:49 PM |
I thought the movie resonated with many people because it showed, maybe for the first time, the “realities” of divorce.
It was still the late 70’s and divorce was becoming common. It attempted to show the damage caused to everybody.
I’ve seen it once and since I was much younger, I’m sure the nuances escaped me.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | July 4, 2024 7:49 PM |
R307 You said it right there.
"The way it used to be."
It was 1979.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | July 4, 2024 7:57 PM |
Bringing a woman he’s fucking to his home where his child sleeps was particularly trashy selfish behavior.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | July 4, 2024 7:57 PM |
[Quote] Why doesn't Dustin hail a cab to take his son to the emergency room. NY is full of them.
Besides not knowing about taxis his character was apparently unaware of nannies who were all over the UES and UWS in NY in the 70s and 80s just like the numerous restaurants where he could have taken his son. Thoroughly unconvincing film which becomes a courtroom drama. Besides not deserving the Best Picture and Director Oscars, how did Jane Alexander get a nod for her dreary, bore you blind divorcee?
by Anonymous | reply 316 | July 4, 2024 8:06 PM |
"Kramer vs Kramer" is geared toward upper middle-class white people, especially Jewish people. I remember enjoying it as a teenager, but I can't imagine sitting through it now.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | July 4, 2024 8:38 PM |
[quote]You said it right there. "The way it used to be."
Yes, but the argument here is that some people are using the old definitions of "mother" and "father," and others are using the new. That's all I meant. The poster who wrote "Dustin Hoffman played a man still learning how to be both mother and father to his son" was still using the old definitions, even though he's apparently writing from 2024 and not 1979. He could have written "learning how to be a single parent," but he didn't. Get it?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | July 4, 2024 9:15 PM |
Why in the fuck did this become the "Kramer vs Kramer" thread? Ugh. GET ON WITH IT.
How about citing movies that are -actually- bad?
by Anonymous | reply 319 | July 4, 2024 10:03 PM |
R312 You must have been born in the new Millenium. That scene is played pretty broadly but, at any rate, that's what parenting was like in the 70's. Parents, not their kids, were the authority, and there was no room for spoiled brats to do whatever they pleased.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 4, 2024 11:54 PM |
That recent Elvis movie. I don't understand what all the buzz was about. I saw it in the theater. I walked out about midway through the movie. After about half of a full theater walked out. This is right up there with Iron fucking Weed.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 5, 2024 12:20 AM |
A Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Predator film would be awesome.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 5, 2024 12:34 AM |
THE STEPFORD WIVES remake with Nicole Kidman, Glenn Close and Bette Midler. All three should have known better.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | July 5, 2024 12:39 AM |
The Bewitched movie.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | July 5, 2024 12:41 AM |
“Wasp Woman,” of which I was reminded last night when I was scrolling channels and realized that TCM was airing it.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | July 5, 2024 1:46 AM |
That HORRIBLE remake of The Stepford Wives, with Bette Midler and Nicole Kidman. Sewage. Raw sewage.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | July 5, 2024 2:33 AM |
R38 is clearly still not getting it.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | July 5, 2024 10:27 AM |
R326 Glad you didn't mention me.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | July 5, 2024 9:28 PM |
R317 It was a hit across the board. My parents loved it, they were white but not upper middle class or Jewish. The writer-director Robert Benton wasn't Jewish, was he?
by Anonymous | reply 329 | July 5, 2024 9:34 PM |
Oscar winner "Everything Everywhere All at Once" was torturous.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | July 5, 2024 10:04 PM |
I absolutely loved Everything Everywhere All At Once. It was joyous. I've seen it several times now. Just brilliant and totally fun.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | July 6, 2024 12:31 AM |
R331 Worst. Movie. Ever.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | July 6, 2024 12:43 AM |
Howard the fucking Duck.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | July 6, 2024 1:10 AM |
Illegally Yours (1988), starring Rob Lowe and Colleen Camp. Directed by Peter Bogdanovich.
HORRIBLE. Amateurish and cheap. Ugly St. Augustine, Florida, locations. What’s supposed to be madcap, screwball, and hilarious just looks like it was written each morning before they began shooting. Dorothy Stratten’s younger sister (then wife of Bogdanovich) is incapable of acting in her supporting role.
What’s Up, Doc? it’s not.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | July 6, 2024 1:11 AM |
Failure to Launch
by Anonymous | reply 335 | July 6, 2024 1:17 AM |
Quantum of Solace, worst Bond movie ever.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | July 6, 2024 11:16 PM |
A lot of Roger Corman movies. The Terror, with Karloff and Jack Nicholson. The Wild Angels with Peter Fonda, Nancy Sinatra, Bruce Dern, Diane Ladd.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | July 7, 2024 12:26 AM |
The first film I ever walked out of was The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. It was so cringe that my skull almost imploded from extreme secondhand embarrassment for the poor actors on screen. Eventually my friends and I couldn’t take anymore and we bolted for the exit.
The next film I practically ran out of was Naked Lunch. I’m very sensitive to surprise depictions of sexual violence, especially when the perpetrator of the sex/violence is a giant fucking cockroach and the victim is a beautiful young twink.
Along similar lines, a film I wish I had walked out on was Robert Altman’s Short Cuts, an ensemble piece billed as a comedy-drama, but I was not amused at all the suicide and random murders of young women. Maybe if I’d known going in what to expect it would have been fine, but that viewing experience just infuriated me.
Also, a film I would not recommend on a first date: One Hour Photo with Robin Williams. Seriously killed the mood.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | July 7, 2024 12:44 AM |
I walked out of Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | July 7, 2024 12:46 AM |
R338 maybe you're just not that into Peter Weller
by Anonymous | reply 340 | July 7, 2024 2:10 AM |
If you think you're not into Weller from his films, try not to have the unbearable experience of having a conversation with him.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | July 7, 2024 2:21 AM |
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai" is an absolutely brilliant movie, and is amazing and I've seen it at least two dozen ties, and it never fails to entertain. I could literally not be friends with anyone who hated it enough to walk out.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | July 7, 2024 2:44 AM |
"Naked Lunch" was also brilliant, and probably the best way imaginable to film that completely unfilmable book.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | July 7, 2024 2:45 AM |
I'd watch Naked Lunch again but not fucking Buckaroo Banzai. It stinks and is boring.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | July 7, 2024 2:51 AM |
R232, is that a reference to Tori Spelling?
by Anonymous | reply 345 | July 7, 2024 3:39 AM |
I couldn’t get out of my seat for laughter when M Night Shamamalan’s Lady In The Water finished. My friend and I were howling. It was the stupidest piece of shit I’ve ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | July 7, 2024 3:52 AM |
[Quote] When they made Kramer vs Kramer, "mother" and "father" were still considered separate parenting functions.
How so R308?
by Anonymous | reply 348 | July 7, 2024 4:08 AM |
Buckaroo Banzai is anything but boring. It's freakin' hilarious. And so damn quotable too.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | July 7, 2024 5:22 AM |
I was going to say "Elevator Girls in Bondage" (featuring an all-transvestite cast, but then I remember this travesty called "Lie Down With Dogs," about a guy who visits Provincetown.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | July 7, 2024 5:34 AM |
R342 I was a teenager at the time, so it’s very possible I was too dumb to appreciate Buckaroo Bonzai. Maybe I’ll try again now that my brain has developed.
But Naked Lunch: fuck that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | July 7, 2024 10:00 AM |
Oh god, I actually saw "Lie Down With Dogs" ... I had completely pushed that out of my memory until I read your post, R350. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | July 7, 2024 12:28 PM |
I saw Heaven's Gate in its original release cut, or whatever that was. I love when people blame the viewer for not enjoying something. I just remember it being a formless mess. It began with Oxford substituting for Harvard (how does Oxford look anything like Harvard?) and then went into this paceless western miasma of overindulgent crap.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | July 7, 2024 12:42 PM |
I could never be friends with anyone who liked Buckaroo Banzai. In fact, I couldn't even consider a glory hole blowjob with them.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | July 7, 2024 5:47 PM |
I'd watch Sorority Girl in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | July 7, 2024 9:19 PM |
Empire of the Ants starring Joan C.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | July 8, 2024 4:16 PM |
The Day the Earth Stood Still.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 8, 2024 5:48 PM |
The Mirror has Two Faces is unwatchable.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 8, 2024 6:30 PM |
R360 Which one?
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 8, 2024 6:31 PM |
the original suck as one
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 8, 2024 6:39 PM |
I tried to watch "Jinxed" for the spectacle of prime Ken Wahl. Couldn't manage it.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 9, 2024 12:02 AM |
The Concorde... Airport '79
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 9, 2024 12:28 AM |
R1 mentioned "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover." I have to say it's a disturbing movie. The first time I watched it was in the middle of the night, and I felt a little sick and could sleep afterwards. But somehow it has become one of my favorite movies. It think it's like a whacky-looking abstract painting that has different effects on people. The story and scenery are all stunningly depressing. Plus, as I understand it, it's actually a big metaphor, though I don't see it.
However, I think it's understandable why people dislike this movie.
I'll shut up now.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 9, 2024 1:37 AM |
Rollercoaster the Movie. What a fantastic piece of crap that is. Although, I think a proper remake would be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 10, 2024 1:57 PM |
I watched a very low budget movie called A Girl, Three Guys, and a Gun (2000) because it's often listed as June Allyson's final film, and she's listed on IMDB and in the Wikipedia article as plying the part of "Joey's Grandma." This seemed like something worth checking out, so I watched most of the film thinking, "What the hell did they do to June Allyson?" because the grandma was this rather beat up hag, but she had a somewhat raspy voice and I figured that must be June, even though she seemed too tall.
Then, about three quarters into the thing, the real June comes by in a truck driven by her real-life husband, David Ashrow, looking great. After a lot of research I found out the other actress's name. I don't know why this error persists. But anyway--not a good movie. One of those festival movies.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 10, 2024 2:08 PM |
(June's part was a cameo consisting or two or three lines.)
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 10, 2024 2:10 PM |
*...of
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 10, 2024 2:10 PM |
The Wild Wild West with Slappy Smith.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 17, 2024 3:44 PM |
Monster A-Go-Go, The Creeping Terror, RollerGator, Birdemic.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 17, 2024 4:57 PM |
Miriam Hopkins’ entry in the hagsploitation genre “Hollywood Horror House”. She plays a Norma Desmond type who gets seduced by her young aide. There’s a scene where he takes her to a swinging party on the Sunset strip and there’s a dwarf selling drugs. I love the late 60s movies about old Hollywood clashing with young Hollywood. A leathery looking Gale Sondergaard has a supporting role as her devoted assistant.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 17, 2024 7:17 PM |
Lynn Redgrave in Midnight [1988]. Lynn plays a TV horror hostess called Midnight based on Elvira except not sexy. Her character is weird on camera, and unfortunately just as weird behind. Redgrave plays Midnight with a bizarre and fevered energy. There's a bunch of unimportant shit that happens in the movie, but it doesn't know if it's a comedy, satire, or drama. A complete misfire and wasted opportunity.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 17, 2024 8:10 PM |
Midnight made no sense whatsoever, starting with Lynn R as a sexy horror hostess (!). I think most of the budget went to cocaine.
Another cocaine movie is "Voyage of the Rock Aliens" starring DL fave Pia Zadora. Even by camp standards it makes no sense. And her musical co-star is Alison LaPlaca, because when you think song-and-dance gal you naturally think of horsey Alison.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 17, 2024 8:14 PM |
Trog
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 17, 2024 8:37 PM |
Southland Tales
by Anonymous | reply 378 | July 17, 2024 11:14 PM |
Zabriskie Point. Antonioni's pointless art film about two hippies in the desert, played by people who'd never acted. A house blows up in slow motion.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | July 18, 2024 2:12 AM |
Zardoz
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 18, 2024 2:43 AM |
R376, Midnight is that bad. The actual Elvira movie reaches for the stars in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 18, 2024 3:16 AM |
It's a shame because Lynn Redgrave is always very good and generally very interesting on screen.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 18, 2024 6:15 PM |
Citizen Kane
by Anonymous | reply 383 | July 18, 2024 7:40 PM |
The Iron Lady
by Anonymous | reply 384 | July 18, 2024 8:44 PM |
GASP
by Anonymous | reply 385 | July 18, 2024 8:46 PM |
I can't say it's the worst I've seen, but THE CAT'S MEOW comes to mind. I don't mind bad, but I can't stand BORING.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | July 18, 2024 8:49 PM |
R56, To digress: HTH did Amy Madigan get Ed Harris?!
by Anonymous | reply 387 | July 18, 2024 10:29 PM |
Music of the fucking Heart OMG.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | July 19, 2024 12:57 AM |
White Line Fever
by Anonymous | reply 389 | July 19, 2024 4:24 AM |
The Lost Horizon musical is pretty awful but I just watched “The Great Waltz” (1972) on TCM and that is just as bad. Felt like a movie from the 40s, not the 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | July 19, 2024 4:30 AM |
It's not that bad but I like Judith Christ's comment on Airport (1970): "The best film of 1944."
by Anonymous | reply 391 | July 19, 2024 6:36 AM |
De-Lovely hard to believe it was made this century.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | July 25, 2024 11:20 PM |
Absolutely r392. Kline was too old and Judd was too young. Don’t know what they were thinking. And the musical numbers were so surprisingly drab and lifeless.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | July 25, 2024 11:25 PM |
from the NY Times review
Near the end of 'De-Lovely,' the lethally inert new cinematic portrait of Cole Porter, the composer (Kevin Kline) and his wife, Linda (Ashley Judd), attend a private screening in Los Angeles of 'Night and Day,' Porter's notoriously inaccurate, sugar-coated but commercially successful 1946 screen biography. After the blissful final clinch of Cary Grant and Alexis Smith in a movie that exalts the Porters' regulation Hollywood-perfect union, 'De-Lovely' shows the composer turning to his wife and remarking, 'If I can survive this, I can survive anything.'
But I wonder if Porter, who died in 1964, could have survived 'De-Lovely,' a movie so lifeless and drained of genuine joie de vivre it makes you long for the largely fictional earlier film. 'Night and Day,' after all, starred Cary Grant. When you think about it, what man in his right mind wouldn't be flattered by having Grant as his screen alter-ego? I seriously question whether watching the suave, handsome actor in his prime was an embarrassment that the physically unglamorous Porter felt he had to survive.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | July 25, 2024 11:33 PM |
1980s WINDOWS a real curio. Starring Talia Shire and Elizabeth Ashley
Windows is a movie of firsts and lasts: Windows is the first and last film to be directed by famed cinematographer Gordon Willis (The Godfather, Annie Hall); It’s the first & last screenplay to be written by one Barry Siegel (not to be confused with the Pulitzer Prize-winning LA Times journalist). It's the last major motion picture to feature up-and-coming The Godfather/Rocky alumna Talia Shire in a lead role; Windows being the three-strikes-you’re-out, last-straw flop that followed on the heels of the underperforming features Old Boyfriends (1979) and Prophecy (1979). Finally, Windows has the dubious distinction of being the first film to be released in 1980 (January 18th)-Dreams Are What Cinema is For . . .Ken Anderson
by Anonymous | reply 395 | July 30, 2024 1:22 AM |
Dustoff Varnya's The Flower That Drank The Moon
by Anonymous | reply 396 | July 30, 2024 2:04 AM |
"Alexander" (2004) by Oliver Stone. I still have nightmares of that Russian hooker accent Angelina Jolie adopted in that movie. It wasn't sexy, it wasn't exotic, just laughably bad. Colin Farrell didn't fare much better and I didn't buy him as Alexander the Great for a second. It was truly awful in every single way.
I mean, I'd rather watch something like "Howard the Duck", which is awful, but entertainingly awful, unlike "Alexander", which aspires to be prestige moviemaking but fails so miserably.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | July 30, 2024 2:25 AM |
Anything by Herschel Gordon-Lewis.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | July 30, 2024 11:46 AM |
Everything Everywhere All At Once… I’ve tried to watch it a few times. I can finish it.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | July 30, 2024 11:57 AM |
…can’t…
by Anonymous | reply 400 | July 30, 2024 11:57 AM |
Everything Everywhere All At Once is one of my favorite movies... it's brilliant. Everyone I know feels the same way. I can't even imagine how anyone could say it's "really bad".
by Anonymous | reply 401 | July 30, 2024 1:41 PM |
R401 EEAAO is so repetitive ad easily 45 minutes too long
by Anonymous | reply 402 | July 30, 2024 1:57 PM |
I'm tempted to suggest Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles, but I don't dare, because apparently it's the greatest film of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | July 30, 2024 3:01 PM |
The Towering Inferno
by Anonymous | reply 405 | July 30, 2024 3:36 PM |
R405 The Towering Inferno at 2h45m is a dreadful and dull disaster film with a limited setting and repeated shots of dummies falling from the building. It's easily an hour too long, the direction is flat, and you couldn't care less about the fate of the cardboard characters. This awful film was a Best Picture nominee and Astaire was nominated for Best Supporting Actor, and the film won for Best Cinematography, and the dreary "We May Never Love Like This Again" won for Best Original Song! WTF!
by Anonymous | reply 406 | July 30, 2024 4:43 PM |
Rather sit through 100 Towering Infernos than 1 English Patient.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | July 30, 2024 5:05 PM |
YEOUCH!
by Anonymous | reply 408 | July 30, 2024 5:09 PM |
The scenes in the stairwell are particularly bland R408 The whole thing feels like a made4TV film despite the presence of Newman, McQueen, Holden and Dunaway who have nothing of interest to do.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | July 30, 2024 5:48 PM |
And Dunaway overacted horribly. She did it in VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED as well. Without a strong director, she is hammy af.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | July 30, 2024 6:01 PM |
R410 I don't know if she actually overacted in The Towering Inferno. She didn't really have much to do except guide people to the elevator. Dunaway provided the glamour. Pauline Kael famously wrote:
"Best, surprisingly, is Faye Dunaway as Newman's girl. it's not that she acts much but she looks so goddessy beautiful, wandering through the chaos in see-through puce chiffon . . . When Dunaway has nothing to do it's all to the good, she doesn't pull her face together into that tight, Waspy acting mask that she usually puts on. Without it, her porcelain world-weary face becomes wounded by the fear of falling apart-and she's more beautiful than ever. Perfection going slightly to seed is maybe the most alluring face a screen goddess can have"
by Anonymous | reply 411 | July 30, 2024 6:37 PM |
mother!
by Anonymous | reply 412 | July 30, 2024 6:52 PM |
I remember reading a review stating something about Faye falling out of her dress for the whole picture.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | August 12, 2024 3:58 PM |
BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. Ridiculous sequel to the beloved classic 1972 movie.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | August 14, 2024 10:37 AM |
Several movies based on Broadway shows:
Night Mother. Even Anne Bancroft and Sissy Spacek couldn’t make this Broadway play inspired film interesting.
A Chorus Line. I had to watch Mame to cleanse my palate.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | August 14, 2024 11:58 AM |
Albert Nobbs, starring some hack actress trying to get cheap attention as a trans man. So pitiful.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | August 14, 2024 4:12 PM |
Night Mother is Sissy's Iron fucking Weed.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | August 14, 2024 4:17 PM |
Everything Everywhere All At Once is not a bad movie, just a strangely edited one. The middle third is overdrawn and could've used some trimming.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | August 18, 2024 4:17 AM |