Summertime means thinking about tall, cool glass of water Mike Holmes Jr.
Does the carpet match the drapes? Is that a big slab of Canadian bacon between his legs?
Let's dive right in......
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Summertime means thinking about tall, cool glass of water Mike Holmes Jr.
Does the carpet match the drapes? Is that a big slab of Canadian bacon between his legs?
Let's dive right in......
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 22, 2024 12:41 AM |
I'm watching an old episode of Home Town and this episode has a gay couple.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 23, 2024 1:32 PM |
R3 They've had a few. I think at least two gay male couples, a lez couple and one or two solo gay men.
They really haven't had anyone like that for a few seasons.....I'm kind of worried they're getting a little more evangelical and stopped doing that as a result. There was a little more rah-rah USA stuff in the show this year.....and Erin is wearing tradwife dresses at the reveals in almost every episode so.....hmmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 23, 2024 1:46 PM |
So there's some gossip chatter that Evan (the tall one) from Bargain Block looks like he's not well.
I agree.....he looks terrible. This looks like meth to me.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 24, 2024 6:40 PM |
The torso is bangin' but the hair plugs are getting super noticeable.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 24, 2024 9:25 PM |
Evan from Bargain Block is super hot - I only just discovered him. What a great smile he has.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2024 2:04 AM |
R7 yeah, I've always liked him. Tall and nerdy is one of my types.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2024 3:15 AM |
So, there's a new show Breaking New Ground. It seems to be on Max and not HGTV or Magnolia.
You may remember the gay black man who purchased a big old house a few years back - it became viral because the real estate agent told him he'd have to pay cash and it would take him out of the running (he bought it anyway).
So, two things:
Robert Hartwell, the homeowner, was/is a Broadway dancer (was in Hello, Dolly and Memphis, to name two shows) and he is very, very EXTRA. Glittery. Festive. You may be entertained. Or maybe not.
And then there's his contractor John......who is fucking hot as hell, if you like gruff gray haired daddies with deep voices.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 10, 2024 4:08 AM |
Rumor is that Christina's cavernous cunt is divorcing yet another husband.....
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 12, 2024 4:31 AM |
It's Enty but he's repeating what's been said elsewhere about Cuntina.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 13, 2024 1:23 AM |
R11 Who is Cuntina?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 13, 2024 6:39 PM |
Cuntina is a nickname that's been used here for Christina.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 13, 2024 7:35 PM |
R13 Christina who?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 13, 2024 11:13 PM |
R14 You're on an HGTV thread, you fat whore! Figure it out!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 14, 2024 12:39 AM |
Jonathan Knight's husband is not what I expected. He's like a tiny little Latino twunk.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 16, 2024 4:51 PM |
The hot gray haired GC on the Breaking New Ground show needs to fuck me hard and deep. OR sit on my face, I don't care which.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 19, 2024 3:33 AM |
Scott's cock was definitely kissing the back of his contractor's neck while they were hanging the swings on last weekend's Vacation House Rules. I've never wanted to take up a trade more.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 19, 2024 3:44 AM |
"Christina who?"
Crawford, silly.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2024 3:47 AM |
R19 yeah, that was kinda weird. Hot, but weird, but hot.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2024 4:51 AM |
r19 I had to play that over a bunch of times lol
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2024 4:59 AM |
Meh, Scott's contractor this week was fuggo.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 21, 2024 5:01 AM |
Apparently the entire HGTV schedule has been taken over by repeats of House Hunters.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 11, 2024 3:15 AM |
Same with Food Network with Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 11, 2024 4:46 AM |
I guess it must be because of the Olympics.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 11, 2024 4:49 AM |
YOU too can rent the big ass house Mina reno'd to make into an event space.....but since that flopped, now it's an Airbnb.
Includes BASIC toilet paper only.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 20, 2024 12:50 AM |
To R26...HGTV ain't got nothing else!!
They need real design shows, HGTV really sucks!!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 20, 2024 1:18 AM |
Brand new House Hunters tonight with Dan Renzi from Real World and Extreme Challenge. He's in Overland Park KS and is looking good and beefy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 25, 2024 2:30 AM |
Catching up on the Galveston show - Season 6 episode 1 from a few months back, just became available on demand for my cable provider.
Anyway, there's a part where Michael Cordray crawls into the attic and it looks like his drawers are about to fall down. They don't (sadly) but we see plenty of his hairy legs.
Still not quite as good as the full shirtless bit we got at the end of that whole run of episodes where they remodeled their inn. So cute, so furry.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 1, 2024 4:18 AM |
Those screechy twin cunts in Washington state are back with a new season.
Their new contractor was sorta cute, though. But he needs to lose the Amish beard.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 4, 2024 8:48 PM |
Mike should have that mole on his abdomen checked out.
In fact, I'd recommend a full body scan including his penis and butt crack.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 4, 2024 9:09 PM |
R34 with your tongue?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 4, 2024 9:59 PM |
Just caught the season premiere with the gay couple in Detroit.
I really do think the tall one is on drugs. He looks zoned out in a way he didn't in past seasons. Don't know if he's on anxiety meds or meth, who knows, but it's pretty clear he's not well.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 8, 2024 4:03 AM |
You know I thought the same thing, something was off.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2024 4:14 AM |
There was a post a few months back on Reddit where he looked very meth-ed out....hollow eyes and a tremendous amount of weight loss.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 8, 2024 4:51 AM |
Don't be saying bad things about my Evan - he's handsome and fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 8, 2024 3:29 PM |
R39 I like him a lot and think he's cute too. I hope I'm wrong and that he's just been ill or tired. But the signs are there that he could be struggling with something else.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 8, 2024 5:41 PM |
Posted this on Spring and should have posted it here:
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Did anyone see a HH last night - Saturday, September 8th? I thought it was Season 238/Episode 11 - but the internet says that was NY and the show was in Dallas.
If you ditched the wife, the husband and the male realtor could have made sizzling porn. One blond (husband) bullt, and one dark (realtor). I was getting strong porn vibes. Husband was approaching Muscle Mary territory.
(Though the realtor did seem a bit douchy with his extra skinny pants, soft-side loafers, and no socks. Maybe it's a Dallas thing.)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 9, 2024 1:01 AM |
You all may already know this but, Amazon Prime via discovery+ has, believe it or not, our beloved Joan Steffend:
[quote]Decorating Cents - Season 1 - Designers must get ingenious, inexpensive and inspired as they approach extreme makeovers with extreme financial restraint. With less than $500 for their renovation, they have to use all of their resources to make a big difference with a small budget.
I'm off to search for the rest. of historic HGTV decorating shows! When HGTV was in [bold]IT'S[/bold] prime, not the garbage we have now.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 9, 2024 1:07 AM |
[quote] When HGTV was in IT'S prime
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 9, 2024 5:26 AM |
r41 - now I have to try to hunt that one down!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 9, 2024 5:27 AM |
Sorry about the 'It's'.
Oh, dear, indeed. And in bold!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 9, 2024 12:50 PM |
It's OK, R42. I mean, Joan Steffend would have anyone flustered!
Also, if you were on your fifth bottle of Yellow Tail wine like Joan is by this time of day......well, it's easy to get a little confused.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 9, 2024 10:34 PM |
I'll admit that Evan on Bargain Block has strange bald spots on either side of his head. I can't tell if he keeps getting bad haircuts or if he has that OCD problem where he picks at his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 15, 2024 9:07 PM |
It may be the latter, R47.
He's kinda adorable, I think, but I definitely get the sense that he's either not that bright in some ways, or that mentally/psychologically.....the elevator doesn't go QUITE to the top floor.
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