It's summer fruits season in the northern hemisphere. Those in the southern hemisphere: feel free to post!
Previous thread at the link.
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It's summer fruits season in the northern hemisphere. Those in the southern hemisphere: feel free to post!
Previous thread at the link.
by Anonymous | reply 601 | July 8, 2024 11:34 PM |
Nights are going to get longer up here now. I probably wonāt get enough Vitamin D anymore. Maybe Iāll take a vitamin.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2024 2:47 AM |
Tomorrow is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2024 2:51 AM |
It's hot out.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2024 3:02 AM |
I had a craving for cole slaw today and at the whole half pound.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2024 3:09 AM |
I'm in Phoenix and tomorrow it will be 111Ā°. It's just preheating. July and August will be worse.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2024 4:50 AM |
Diet coke actually pairs with steel-cut oats.
Sure, I feel like a hillbilly lusting after his sister, but itās tasty.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2024 5:46 AM |
Too hot for pizza but also too hot to cook. Dominos it is.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2024 8:45 PM |
It's hot, but I'm still going to make some split-pea soup at some point.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2024 10:14 PM |
Bless your heart, R8.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2024 10:16 PM |
It will end up being whichever one gets more traffic, R9. As of now, they're pretty much neck-and-neck.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2024 11:39 PM |
Sorry. R10 was meant for the other "underwhelmed" thread. This is what comes from having competing "underwhelmed" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 20, 2024 11:51 PM |
I don't know why this popped into my head but the old expression "having a bird" suddenly appeared.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 21, 2024 12:14 AM |
Oh God, there are two threads? I'm overwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 21, 2024 12:27 AM |
My dachshunds are having a lover's spat.
I'm not taking sides.
It's best to stay neutral in these types of situations.
This too shall pass.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 21, 2024 12:59 AM |
The seedless watermelons Iām getting at ALDIs are delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 21, 2024 9:05 AM |
Athenos Feta Cheese was BOGO this week. I got two of the chunks. I use them for the Baked Feta Cheese Pasta of Tik Tok fame. I linked the recipe on "What's for Dinner" thread.
Vanity Fair napkins also BOGO. I got one package of the Everyday variety (2 ply,100 count) and one package of the Entertain variety (3 ply, 40 count). I use the 3-ply for guests. Not dinner guests as I use cloth napkins for dinner but for a casual lunch or cake and coffee type guests.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 21, 2024 1:37 PM |
For anyone who has the Hallmark Channel. The Ski Lodge episode of Frasie is on!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 21, 2024 2:10 PM |
^^ I like James Patrick Stuart.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 21, 2024 2:15 PM |
I'm going to pretend it's winter. Close the drapes, crank the AC, make some soup, get under some blankets, and watch Dolores Claiborne.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 21, 2024 2:26 PM |
Do you watch Dolores Claiborne every winter, r19?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 21, 2024 2:28 PM |
I may or may not watch it in the winter but it's a wintery movie. Puts you in the mind frame. If you hate summer Maine is your paradise. The summer in Maine last from July 3 until July 6.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 21, 2024 2:31 PM |
Santa Rosa Gardens having 50% off sale using MYJUNE50 coupon. Their prices are good to begin with (about half of what Bluestone Perennials charge), so 50% off is a very good deal. I Plants are healthy and well packed.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 21, 2024 3:55 PM |
The cherries are on sale.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 21, 2024 4:05 PM |
The thought of another cunt planting the same flower as me gives me the jinkies, R22. You may inadvertently form a plant-based psychic link with a bossy bottom who snaps gum.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 21, 2024 4:20 PM |
Yeah whatever, R24.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 21, 2024 4:53 PM |
I bought peaches yesterday but forgot to buy cherries.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 21, 2024 4:55 PM |
I ate a handful of dried plums just now and actually managed to stop myself from emptying the whole bag in one go. Shits averted, achievement unlocked.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 21, 2024 5:00 PM |
I had a piece of Chantilly Cake for lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 21, 2024 5:04 PM |
It's raining quite hard right now which is good after the heat wave. The flowers and trees must be parched.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 21, 2024 8:13 PM |
r27 are we just not calling those, prunes, anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 21, 2024 8:19 PM |
I need to do some shopping this weekend, but it's expected to be 98 here on Saturday and 99 on Sunday,
Maybe I'll just fast instead.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 21, 2024 10:26 PM |
Go shave your labia
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 21, 2024 11:20 PM |
The grocery stores will be air conditioned R31. But I can see not being excited to cook with the heat, especially if you don't have air conditioning.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 22, 2024 12:11 AM |
Itās fledgling season and Iām finding dead ones around my property. Happens every year. Some fall out of the nest too soon, some die because their mothers for some reason stop feeding them once they leave the nest. In some cases the mothers get killed by cars (especially robins as they are low fkyersā), cats, dogs or hawks. Itās so sad. Every year I have to tell myself itās natural. Thereās nothing I can do.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 22, 2024 12:42 AM |
Iām going to attempt to make butter pecan ice cream tomorrow. Maybe pistachio ice cream instead.
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by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 22, 2024 12:57 AM |
I had the last piece of Chantilly Cake for breakfast this morning.
I make no apologies, there was fruit involved which makes it practically a health food.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 22, 2024 1:23 PM |
"Practically a health food" is adequate for the underwhelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 22, 2024 1:29 PM |
Smart things I have bought that are NOT underwhelming: 1) an induction range, 2) a Flowbee, 3) a plug-in Prius, 4) a dual-fuel HVAC, 5) and a PBS Passport.
Maybe this should be a separate thread: "Smart Things You Have Bought."
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 22, 2024 1:46 PM |
Ā”Today is my catās quinceaƱera!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 22, 2024 2:23 PM |
My foot is injured. I've to walk on it awkwardly which has put pressure on the other foot and both feet are bothering me but especially the left and I've forced to forgo my walk outside today and just use the stationary bicycle instead which means I won't be burning nearly as many calories today as usual therefore I have to be careful about how many calories I consume to avoid putting on any weight for the next several days until the foot heals.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 22, 2024 2:28 PM |
I just ate some bacon, and I think I may have poisoned myself. I just noticed it was 10 days beyond its expiry date.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 22, 2024 2:35 PM |
Thatās probably a ābest byā date. Was the package previously opened? If so, how long it was sitting around is the real issue.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 22, 2024 2:46 PM |
I have a hankering for caramel popcorn. Like Fiddle Faddle or Poppycock.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 22, 2024 2:53 PM |
[quote] Thatās probably a ābest byā date. Was the package previously opened? If so, how long it was sitting around is the real issue.
No, the pack was completely sealed.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 22, 2024 3:00 PM |
R43- Do you remember
Screaming Yellow Zonkers?
Those were tasty š too.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 22, 2024 3:02 PM |
[quote] No, the pack was completely sealed.
Youāll live.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 22, 2024 3:17 PM |
Yes! r45
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 22, 2024 3:19 PM |
I have a bad cold, my first since COVID (which I never got). Tested negative. Somehow, being sick in this heat makes it so much worse. I had planned to grill some chicken for lunch, but I donāt know if I will.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 22, 2024 3:20 PM |
Yet another thread turns into old fat people listing old junk food.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 22, 2024 3:23 PM |
So unkind, r49.
Put a little love in your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 22, 2024 3:33 PM |
Fun fact: Jackie DeShannon = Bette Davis Eyes
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 22, 2024 3:54 PM |
Day 2 of recovery from total knee replacement. It doesn't tickle.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 22, 2024 4:35 PM |
Either rain or don't, don't just sit there being grey and depressing! Stupid weather.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 22, 2024 5:19 PM |
Organising closets is a pain in the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 22, 2024 5:22 PM |
I like organizing closets and helping people get rid of stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 22, 2024 5:25 PM |
I'm now going to drive to the post office and mail my bills then come back and do the dishes then set up my fruit for tomorrow's breakfast then it will be time for my lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 22, 2024 5:26 PM |
r39 pics of her in her dress, please!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 22, 2024 7:30 PM |
Poor R52. I hope they gave you good drugs!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 22, 2024 7:37 PM |
I like the nae Leon.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 22, 2024 7:47 PM |
R52 Are you in a hospital bed?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 22, 2024 7:51 PM |
I had to go buy water today for the cooler in the kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 22, 2024 7:58 PM |
[quote]Yet another thread turns into old fat people listing old junk food.
Whelming judgmental comments have no place in this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 22, 2024 8:08 PM |
Not sure if I can leave this cat's side without causing him to be distressed. Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 22, 2024 9:07 PM |
I want some chip and dips to munch on while watching TV tonight. I'm too lazy to go though.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 22, 2024 9:07 PM |
My dog has the shits
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 22, 2024 9:20 PM |
I was overnight in hospital after knee replacement and discharged noon yesterday. Yes some good meds but doesn't eliminate all the pain, obviously. It will be a process but my old knee was so bad this will be like night and day, apparently.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 22, 2024 10:16 PM |
My underwear smell like stale pee tonight. I had a number of post micturition dribbles and it was hot today. I lifted the underwear close to my nose to smell them.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 22, 2024 10:28 PM |
^Go away
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 22, 2024 10:31 PM |
I hope my bronchitis goes away this week. Two weeks of this shit is enough. I'm tired of coughing.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 23, 2024 12:02 AM |
I'm on Wiki. Reading about Neptune's moons.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 23, 2024 12:11 AM |
There may be Seattle Nice, but let any one of these cocksuckers get behind the wheel of a car and theyāre ass monkeys-gritting teeth and all.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 23, 2024 12:23 AM |
My glasses are dirty as fuck but I just can't find the energy to go clean them.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 23, 2024 12:26 AM |
My toenail fungus finally went away and I can wear sandals, just in time for summer! I did an at home remedy: white vinegar and rubbing alcohol on my toes first, and when it dries I put Vicks vapor rub on them.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 23, 2024 3:15 AM |
Bathroom needs cleaning.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 23, 2024 3:18 AM |
R69 Antibiotics makes it go away.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 23, 2024 3:22 AM |
R69 I have a great recipe for coughing: buy 3 lemons, 4 big pieces of ginger, cut them up and boil for 15 minutes in a pot of water. Strain with colander and save ginger lemon water in thermos. Fill up coffee mug with it and mix in 3-4 tablespoons of honey and drink it several times a day. It's really strong but it clears me right up.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 23, 2024 5:38 AM |
I'm now defrosting my Millet burger so I can make a couple of open faced sandwiches with it for Monday's lunch.
I will cut the millet burger in half and place on a corn tortilla that has some veganaise on it then millet burger then more veganaise then lettuce and tomato. I will eat those with a large salad.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 23, 2024 5:38 AM |
R76- I have a recipe for eliciting a STRONG sneeze. Open the lid on one of those metal black pepper cans and sniff strongly. Wait a few moments and you should experience a strong sneeze- this works about 3/4 of the time for me. Why do I want to elicit a sneeze?
Because I enjoy a good sneeze.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 23, 2024 5:40 AM |
Unexpected pay has lead to substantial investments in peanut oil, olive oil, kalamata olives, and a wedge of parmesan cheese.d
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 23, 2024 6:18 AM |
Sunday evening for dinner I shall be eating Trader Joe's Plain Non Fat Greek Yogurt which I have watered down ( I can't take the excessive thickness of Greek yogurt) considerably and mash two avocados and mix them into the Greek yogurt. It's my own concoction.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 23, 2024 6:25 AM |
I'm enjoying my summer mugs from IKEA.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 23, 2024 6:31 AM |
I find cussing in Italian to be much more satisfying than cussing in English.
The Italians have better cuss words and more of them.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 23, 2024 7:21 AM |
OP-Those cherries ( I like them by the way) remind me of the cherries one sometimes get when using a slot machine at a Casino which for me used to be Atlantic City New Jersey
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 23, 2024 1:17 PM |
Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookies were invented in 1938 by a woman who ran an inn.
Max Miller told me.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 23, 2024 3:35 PM |
I may be dehydrated.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 23, 2024 8:15 PM |
Ruth Wakerfield of the Toll House in Massachusetts, R84.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 23, 2024 8:17 PM |
Ruth was a sweet lady. I used to babysit her.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 23, 2024 8:18 PM |
All I ever do is cook and clean!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 23, 2024 8:19 PM |
Iām sooo bored. Oh god help!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 23, 2024 8:31 PM |
I hate my dog.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 23, 2024 8:44 PM |
Get a different thread, r90.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 23, 2024 8:45 PM |
I'm doing my 2nd load of laundry. Then I'll be done.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 23, 2024 8:47 PM |
I just got a tornado alert. This is northern New England, WTF? My dog is freaking out from the thunder.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 23, 2024 8:54 PM |
The rabbits are eating my broccoli out in the garden. They don't touch anything else.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 23, 2024 8:55 PM |
It's 95Ė at my house.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 23, 2024 8:56 PM |
They will be healthy, long-lived rabbits, r94.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 23, 2024 8:57 PM |
There's tornado rotation around Mt Monadnock which is quite a distance south of me, I hope that's the only one. My local news is tracking the weather live.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 23, 2024 9:00 PM |
A mouse ran across my bedspread right by my head while I was in bed last night. It jumped on the floor. I'm kind of whelmed by this.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 23, 2024 9:05 PM |
I was raking yesterday, then I was sweeping up pine straw. At least an hour. Today my right shoulder blade is in tremendous pain. More pain, many people have said, the likes of which nobody has ever seen before. If I move my arm the wrong way itās agonizing. Tears in my eyes. I wish Dr Ronny Johnson was here to make my pain go away.
Anywayā¦I have a dr appointment tomorrow and am supposed to write out a list of my medication. Every time I try to lift my arm to look for a pen my arm shoots pain directly into my brain.
My dr appointment is for a lump in my elbow. My dr said itās a lipoma but a dermatologist canāt remove it because itās in my elbow. So Iāll see the sports dr, heāll order a scan and Iāll have to wait for him to notify me itās a lipoma. Thereās no way insurance will cover itās removal because itās not painful and it doesnāt interfere with range of motion. I mean, I can say, āIt hurts,ā but heāll know it doesnāt. Heās a goddamn dr who specializes in joints, cartilage and bone. I only want it taken out because itās ugly. I lost weight so my arm skin is wrinkled now and the lipoma looks like Donald Trumpās neck vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 23, 2024 9:05 PM |
[quote]my arm skin is wrinkled now and the lipoma looks like Donald Trumpās neck vagina
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 23, 2024 9:07 PM |
My area is experiencing rotating winds, please don't turn into a twister. There's concern about the huge crowd at the Loudon Raceway which is packed with 70,000 people at a big race. Shit!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 23, 2024 9:11 PM |
the ennui...I can't even read r99 's post.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 23, 2024 9:12 PM |
R99 if you can't manage to write the list of meds just take them in a bag in their original containers to your.dr appt with you and explain the shoulder and elbow issues prevented you from writing the list.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 23, 2024 9:17 PM |
I was just about to say āOntario? I thought Saskatchewan was the tornado alley of Canadaā
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 23, 2024 9:24 PM |
Interestingā¦.
āWhile more data is needed to confirm the hypothesis, NTP researchers have noticed a correlation between wildfires and tornadoes, with fewer tornadoes recorded amid ābig wildfireā years. Sills believes the smoke from the fires stops sunlight from providing enough energy to thunderstorms to reach the intensity required for tornadoes.ā
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 23, 2024 9:30 PM |
It seems you should listen to Barbra Streisand albums.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 23, 2024 9:32 PM |
Day 3 post knee replacement. Pain is much more manageable and doing my physio as best I can. Apparently this is key for obtaining full mobility. Using just a cane this aft instead of crutches. I hope recovery milestones continue apace! Tomorrow we will do a couple of errands and see how that goes. Can't drive for 6 weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 23, 2024 9:37 PM |
[quote]Iām sooo bored. Oh god help!
I think you're probably in the wrong thread. You sound like you could do with a bit of whelm.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 23, 2024 9:38 PM |
Phew, that was close but a tornado didn't touch down where I am. Those straight line winds and the torrential rain was freaky.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 23, 2024 9:48 PM |
The guy who played Babu Bhatt (āHe is a bad man. A very bad manā) on Seinfeld is Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 23, 2024 9:48 PM |
I've been notified that there's quite a bit of debris south of me. I got lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 23, 2024 10:16 PM |
I put some gas in my car, even though it was maybe 3/4 full. I have to do a lot of driving this week.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 23, 2024 10:44 PM |
Did you have cows?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 23, 2024 11:08 PM |
I miss the Motaur commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 23, 2024 11:17 PM |
Iād like a few pairs of shorts. Ocean Pacific is featured on eBay. They have always made shorts that love your junk. If you have balls, OP will show them at their best.
They have electric blue corduroy. Kind of priceyā¦.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 24, 2024 12:18 AM |
I love it when I get to use a semicolon.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 24, 2024 1:25 AM |
Iām at physical therapy
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 24, 2024 1:37 PM |
I celebrated my birthday yesterday with King crab legs and champagne. Then I had come carrott cake. Back to my diet today, though.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 24, 2024 1:41 PM |
Are you using semicolons, r118?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 24, 2024 1:41 PM |
I went to the store today. I bought cherries by accident because I missed when I reached for the grapes.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 24, 2024 6:13 PM |
Iām making noodle kugel instead of noodles Romanoff.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 24, 2024 7:11 PM |
People on nextdoor.com are insane.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 24, 2024 7:16 PM |
I wish my stories hadn't been canceled. They were the only thing that made summer bearable.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 24, 2024 9:28 PM |
I have a Canadian acquaintance who pronounces "about" like a Minnesotan. Do Canadians often sound like they are from Minnesota?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 24, 2024 9:30 PM |
They sound like they wish they were from Minnesota.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 24, 2024 9:30 PM |
Or do Minnesotans sound like they're from Canada? Hmmmm.....š¤š¤
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 24, 2024 9:49 PM |
[quote] I went to the store today. I bought cherries by accident because I missed when I reached for the grapes.
I hope you explained your mistake to the cashier and only paid for grapes.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 24, 2024 9:51 PM |
R128 nope, didn't even notice until I went to put them away. note to self: call for eye appt
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 24, 2024 9:58 PM |
[quote]Then I had come carrott cake.
I prefer my carrot cake without come.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 24, 2024 10:12 PM |
Carrot like garrote ?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 24, 2024 10:28 PM |
Japanese, Koreans and Vietnamese place a lot of emphasis on clean scalps and ears. "Head" spas and ear cleaning services are offered everywhere.
Why aren't Americans as concerned with having immaculately clean scalps and maintaining their ears beyond an occasional swipe with a q-tip?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 24, 2024 11:32 PM |
Wildfires reduce tornadoes hmmm.
Youāre welcome North America
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 25, 2024 8:44 AM |
I may myself sneeze by sticking q-tips up my nose
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 25, 2024 8:45 AM |
R134- I enjoy a good sneeze and I facilitate it by strongly sniffing a cannister of black pepper.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 25, 2024 12:49 PM |
R130, ugh! I swear I reread what I posted before hitting Post. I apologize. That should have been SOME carrot cake.
I'm confused by the poster who bought cherries instead of grapes. At some point, you didn't notice what you bought? I look in my cart several times, I look again whether I'm using sefl-checkout or a cashier. I admit, I've made a similar mistake but it was on cans of cat food. The labels were very similar and someone may have put the wrong can in the area where the ones I wanted were and I didn't look closely enough.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 25, 2024 1:22 PM |
Cherries are more expensive than grapes, so I would probably notice the price.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 25, 2024 2:46 PM |
Mildred! Mildred!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 25, 2024 8:27 PM |
I bought Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder.
I don't have any immediate need or use for it. I just thought it would be a good thing to have on hand just in case I need it.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 25, 2024 8:44 PM |
I made a pork loin with apples and caramelized onions with a cherry sauce reduction. It was quite good.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 25, 2024 9:20 PM |
I went on a shopping spree at Trader Joe's and spent $130 on 4 bags of groceries.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 25, 2024 9:25 PM |
R136 I paid no attention to what was in the cart or the prices ringing up because I can be a total idiot sometimes. The place was packed with tourists and my only thought was getting done and getting the hell out. I have hopefully learned my lesson.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 25, 2024 9:28 PM |
I just know I'm going to die in a car accident.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 26, 2024 1:11 AM |
R143- That's not underwhelming that's WHELMING.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 26, 2024 1:53 AM |
A young Hispanic guy came to my door selling home-made tortillas for $10. He was cute, but that's kind of weird, I'm not going to eat someone's home-made food. Obviously, I didn't buy any.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 26, 2024 1:59 AM |
My sister found the pork rub too salty. She uses zero salt. Every day. (But she still eats lightly salted potato chips). After the third time she commented on how salty she found the rub I said well you use zero salt so any amount of salt would be too salty for you. I am now lying in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 26, 2024 2:01 AM |
How can a salt rub be too salty? That's like an apple tasting too much like an apple.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 26, 2024 2:49 AM |
R147 it was a pork rub that included paprika, garlic powder, other spices and the dreaded salt. But I appreciate your moral support on the underwhelming salt spat.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 26, 2024 4:21 AM |
I'm having a very fun lunch on Wednesday. I bake Alaska Wild Caught Sockeye Salmon in Olive Oil then squeeze lemon juice on it and dip in Braswell's Vidalia Onion and Dijon Honey Mustard- yum š then I have a nice sized bowl of trail mix ( nuts mixed with dried fruit) plus some Trader Joe's Freeze Dried Mangos and Bananas.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 26, 2024 5:31 AM |
Migraine
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 26, 2024 10:49 AM |
I recently remodeled a spare bedroom I use as an office, and had to move everything out while the work was being done. I'm now moving things back and find I don't need most of the stuff. Anyone want a parallel printer cable?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 26, 2024 2:50 PM |
Rapetown oh Rapetown
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 26, 2024 2:54 PM |
I bought a kitchen wall clock that is supposed to have its time set by the Atomic Clock in Colorado, but it is not picking up the signal even though it is a new technology that is supposed to connect better.
The atomic clock website says one of its attennas is down until ālate June.ā I can set the clock to manual mode, but whatās the point of that? I can take it on faith that the clock will work when the antenna is fixed (assuming I remember to reset it) or I can return it.
When the clock arrived, 2 of the 3 tape seals were broken, indicating someone else had already purchased and returned the clock.
Iām annoyed.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 26, 2024 5:17 PM |
I'm getting old. I'm starting to sit down to put my pants on.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 26, 2024 7:31 PM |
I fell while leaning on a chair while putting my pants on, r154. I wasn't injured, but I fell into a bookcase, knocking stuff all over the place.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 26, 2024 7:39 PM |
R199 Lifealert is a lifesaver!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 26, 2024 7:40 PM |
R155
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 26, 2024 7:40 PM |
I've got to stop squirting out so much shaving cream. I waste so much of it.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 26, 2024 7:42 PM |
I find it odd when adults refer to themselves in the diminutive.
A co-worker is named Kim. She is known as Kim. When she recounts stories about her life, stories no one wants to hear I might add, she refers to herself as "Kimmy". i.e. "My neighbors would be disappointed if Kimmy didn't bring brownies to the barbecue" or "Everyone knows Kimmy goes to the Strawberry Festival every year". If she helps someone in the office with a task she says "Kimmy to the rescue!".
Isn't referring to oneself in the third person a sign of some mental disorder?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 26, 2024 7:47 PM |
Why is the Tostidos Salsa jar so hard to open?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 26, 2024 8:01 PM |
r153 I've had one of those for years. I love it. You probably already did this, but they suggest you have the clock facing in the direction of the atomic clock in CO (in my case West). It has taken quite a beating lately. They're renovating the apartments above me and when they start banging, the clock keeps falling off the wall, it's a little scuffed, but keeps on ticking!
Got in Amazon.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 26, 2024 8:15 PM |
I reset it at their suggestion and it worked fine. Kind of weird to watch it set itself. Not the most attractive clock, but I like an analog clock that sets itself for DST.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 26, 2024 9:01 PM |
The people in the apartment next to me have a very squeaky door and it seems like they open and close it 20 times a day. It's getting on my last nerve.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 26, 2024 9:06 PM |
I'll probably look at some porn later.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 26, 2024 9:09 PM |
Buy them a small bottle of WD-40, R163.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 26, 2024 9:39 PM |
I have the hiccups.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 26, 2024 9:42 PM |
EAT ME!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 26, 2024 9:49 PM |
A friend asked me what he should do to clear up his bacne.
I don't know. I've never had bacne. Any info I would give him would come straight from google.
Why is he asking me? Do I look like a bacne sufferer?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 26, 2024 10:25 PM |
[quote]Buy them a small bottle of WD-40, [R163].
Or sneak over there and WD-40 the hinges yourself.
I bought cherries for $1.99 per pound at Stop and Shop with a digital coupon.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 26, 2024 11:04 PM |
I hope the bacne and the WD-40 conversations are entirely separate.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 26, 2024 11:10 PM |
Welcome to the Raytown Fracel Agency. How may I help you?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 26, 2024 11:14 PM |
Fungal spray powder is better than Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Just buy whatever store brand fungal spray powder is available. Spray it onā¦let it dry. Then get dressed ā¦.or, in the case of applying between skin creases, spray, let it dry, then put skin back in place.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 26, 2024 11:21 PM |
It's going to cool off tonight so I put a fan in one of the upstairs windows.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 26, 2024 11:37 PM |
Severe thunderstorm warning!
OMG!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 27, 2024 12:04 AM |
cucumbers
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 27, 2024 12:07 AM |
One of my favorite italian restuarants is closing down for the month while the owner travels to Montenegro. I joked to the the bartender I may finally be able to lose 10 lbs.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 27, 2024 12:13 AM |
Texas Roadhouse rolls and honey cinnamon butter are now available in the frozen section of Walmart.
But only in three states, Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky.
How rude.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 27, 2024 12:23 AM |
I havenāt had them in forever but those are good, R177.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 27, 2024 12:36 AM |
I hate the days when QVC goes back to their roots and sells jewelry for days on end.
So boring. And no, QVC, Iām not buying lab diamonds for one thousand bucks.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 27, 2024 12:41 AM |
I like clapping in songs, it makes me happy.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 27, 2024 2:31 AM |
Is your boyfriend back?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 27, 2024 3:02 AM |
I'm on episode 5 of Baby Reindeer.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 27, 2024 4:04 AM |
I just started watching an episode of āFamilyā starring Henry Fonda and directed by Joanne Woodward.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 27, 2024 8:40 AM |
A smart move I did two summers ago: installed a window AC in my bedroom and turned off the central AC overnight.
Overwhelming results: energy use way down, money outgo way down.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 27, 2024 9:16 AM |
I like the little fanfare once you complete the NYT Mini-Crossword. I wish they would do the same for Wordle and Connections.
The little ditty validates me!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 27, 2024 11:24 AM |
La Croix 12-pk of sparkling water was BOGO today.
I got one Key Lime and one Tangerine.
Not to be confused with the regular Lime and Orange which are [bold]not[/bold] the same and not nearly as good.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 27, 2024 1:07 PM |
My circuit breaker was off this morning. I'm not sure how long the power was out. I have some expensive pancetta and Greek yogurt in the fridge that I don't want to waste, but I figure they should be ok. Thankfully I used up my ground beef yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 27, 2024 1:30 PM |
I'm off to Whole Foods now but no more Asparagus because it inflames my gout.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 27, 2024 1:58 PM |
I'm eating cherries because I was told I need to prevent gout.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 27, 2024 2:11 PM |
I received notice from my condo association that a pest control company will perform a roach treatment to all units and common areas on July 3. I was a little underwhelmed since I have not seen any bugs in my unit until I read the prep sheet requiring me to empty all my cabinets and drawers in the kitchen and bathroom and basically do a deep cleaning of my entire unit.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 27, 2024 2:40 PM |
R189- I just got back from Whole Foods about 15 minutes ago. I bought a large bag of delicious looking Rainier Cherries.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 27, 2024 3:14 PM |
I find it strange that everyone on DL is obliged to tell us on this thread whenever they buy cherries.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 27, 2024 4:30 PM |
It's in memory of the Cherry Fairy, R192.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 27, 2024 4:43 PM |
If I hear "pregnant people" one more time I swear I'll scream. It's pregnant women, men can't get pregnant. Who started this ignorant statement?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 27, 2024 4:47 PM |
I had an excellent bowl of crisps as a splurge. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 27, 2024 4:49 PM |
Transplanted a lot of ground cover under trees yesterday. Today -bug bite central. Gods miss my Guinea fowl. .
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 27, 2024 4:53 PM |
Bowl of crisps? I'm assuming potato chips, in US-speak. What happened to the rest of the bag?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 27, 2024 4:56 PM |
It's only 125 grams/4.5 ounces. :/
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 27, 2024 5:00 PM |
That's ~ 675 calories. Not bad. Not good. But could be worse.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 27, 2024 5:05 PM |
I intend to buy some cherries so that I can make a knock-off version of Cherry Garcia ice cream.
The butter pecan ice cream I made was delicious, btw.
š¬
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 27, 2024 5:34 PM |
I never went along with Pluto being demoted from planet status.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 27, 2024 5:51 PM |
I have expressed support for Pluto from the start, but we welcome those only lately enlightened.
I say if itās round and has a moon, itās a planet!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 27, 2024 5:54 PM |
Get over it.
Pluto was too underwhelming to be one of us.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 27, 2024 6:01 PM |
There's a "Today's Pet Peeve" thread and I haven't posted on it yet.
It's so unlike me to pass up an opportunity to grumble about something.
I must be dying. There's no other explanation.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 27, 2024 6:19 PM |
My shrubberies have died. I didnāt plant them, but I think they were Ilex. Went brown in days.
RIP
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 27, 2024 6:53 PM |
I condole you, r205.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 27, 2024 6:56 PM |
WTF! Iāve been paying under $5 for miracle grow singles for years. Last year I was pissed it cost almost $7. But wtfā¦itās now $12 -22 for the same 24 single packets! GTFO. Walmart wants $17!
Fuck greedflation. Iām not buying nuthin from miracle grow.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 27, 2024 7:23 PM |
I was inspired to get some Rainier cherries. They were not marked in terms of price or weight. Turned out to cost $20!
Technically, they are āSkylar Raeā cherries. A unique cultivar.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 27, 2024 10:30 PM |
All my broccoli is gone. The little bitch rabbits are starting on my eggplants. They're lucky I have such a soft spot for them. They're so cute and harmless. I always get a little dose of happy when I see them in my yard. So does my sweet collie. Especially like 5AM when mama bunny is taking the little ones out for a hop. My dog will get as low as she can and belly crawl behind them. For some reason all the bunnies love my dog. She's such a sweetheart.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 27, 2024 10:33 PM |
R200- They both sound yum š
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 27, 2024 10:49 PM |
I had a craving for bacon today so I had some. I prefer to microwave it as it comes out crispy. Two paper towels on a plate, place the bacon strips and cover with two more paper towels. One minute per slice.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 27, 2024 11:15 PM |
Put your clothes back on. Iām taking you home.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 27, 2024 11:26 PM |
R211, have you tried the oven at 420 degrees? . It still comes out crispy. I use a disposable aluminum pan; no need to turn it. I store the bacon grease to use for other dishes, especially over easy eggs.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 27, 2024 11:31 PM |
I didnāt fart. My butt blew you a kiss.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 27, 2024 11:45 PM |
I only wear one contact lens.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 27, 2024 11:47 PM |
Someone said to leave a small bowl of water out because it sometimes prevents rabbits and squirrels from eating your plants in order to get fluid in hot weather.
Also, plant clover. Rabbits love it. I get so pissed when my husband mows and doesnāt leave any clover for the rabbits because they are guaranteed to eat my flowers overnight if thereās no clover.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 27, 2024 11:51 PM |
I love ham & cheese croissants, but I haven't had one in ages though.
There used to be a donut shop nearby that had really good ones, but itās gone.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 27, 2024 11:54 PM |
Iām scratching my asshole
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 28, 2024 12:05 AM |
r217, Jimmy Dean frozen croissant breakfast sandwiches are surprisingly good. They have a ham & cheese version.
I get the sausage, egg and cheese one and prepare it in the air fryer as opposed to their microwave instructions. Although microwave is good too.
Her voice is annoying but her method works and adding the cheese at the end and using residual heat to melt it is perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 28, 2024 12:07 AM |
Does that work well, R215?
I have one to see up close and another for far away vision but theyāre not working how they used to. It was a great system for me a few years ago but now it doesnāt seem to work very well. š¤
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 28, 2024 12:10 AM |
Thank you r219. Iāll look for them!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 28, 2024 12:17 AM |
Yes r220, it works well for me.
The lens is for Far. My Near prescription was so weak it wasn't even really necessary and doc said to try without it. I actually feel more balanced with just the one.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 28, 2024 12:25 AM |
Maybe Iāll try the far vision one only
Thanks, R222.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 28, 2024 12:30 AM |
My dog went to bed after I told her Trump would be on tv soon.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 28, 2024 12:38 AM |
lotrimin really burns your nuts when you first spray it on.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 28, 2024 3:36 AM |
shhh....come close, come closer. I'm enjoying the breakdown on the debate thread.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 28, 2024 3:40 AM |
My dog turned twelve. She's still as loving as she was as a pup.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 28, 2024 4:02 AM |
I have acquired a pair of exotic Bengal rescue cats.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 28, 2024 4:21 AM |
That cool, R228.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 28, 2024 4:26 AM |
Bengals donāt get rescued; they get sold. Theyāre worth thousands each.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 28, 2024 4:38 AM |
I read the first few posts on the debate thread and then I had to lay down.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 28, 2024 8:38 AM |
I'm trying to avoid a doom spiral by ignoring the threads,. but they keep coming back.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 28, 2024 9:38 AM |
There's an audible child nearby. š¼
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 28, 2024 2:07 PM |
So I went to a buffet yesterday . Itās very popular and always full. There were some things that I liked. It had all sorts of Chinese food, sushi plus all sorts of other Mexican and regular, typical buffet food.
Iāve come to the conclusion that buffets sort of suck.
There is tremendous waste, of course plus the food is tepid at best and very picked-through.
I was in an all-inclusive resort a few weeks ago with buffet for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I was not impressed with that either.
Maybe since I canāt indulge like I might have in the past, it all seems wasteful to me.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 28, 2024 3:32 PM |
I ordered a cooling pad for my laptop.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 28, 2024 3:47 PM |
I ate WAY too much popcorn last night and this morning.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 28, 2024 3:53 PM |
R234 I agree. Buffets are tepid and dodgy food quality. Long gone are the days of the spectacular 5 star hotel brunch.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 28, 2024 6:48 PM |
I went to the dealership to have my car serviced. I only paid the $2.98 tax as I had reward points through GM. Unfortunately, they were hit with the CDK issue. Didnāt affect me though so thatās good.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 28, 2024 8:14 PM |
A few years ago, before the pandemic, I made Nanaimo bars for Christmas.
They were really good and everyone liked them.
I should make them again this coming Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 28, 2024 11:20 PM |
I wish youād hurry up and cum. Iāve got shit to do today!!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 28, 2024 11:31 PM |
Sucking feet cocks and assholes
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 29, 2024 12:32 AM |
FAIRCHILDE!!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 29, 2024 12:46 AM |
A few christmases ago I made biscotti from scratch, twice-baked and everything.
I also made some cookies with the flavors of a fruitcake, with figs and other dried fruit. They were pretty good as well.
Iāll make them and gift them to my peeps in lieu of actual gifts. š¬š¬
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 29, 2024 12:51 AM |
Yawn r243
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 29, 2024 1:00 AM |
Day 8 knee replacement recovery. What a difference in mobility in 1 week! Switching to T3s tomorrow. Hope pain will still be manageable. Went for a massage this afternoon. He didn't massage my leg/knee but he did my foot. Wow. That was amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 29, 2024 1:11 AM |
R244
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 29, 2024 1:15 AM |
Hmm, you guys have got me thinking about Christmas baking in the summer solstice vicinity.
My mom was a good baker and I miss all of her baked goods.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 29, 2024 1:50 AM |
Do you have her recipes, R247? Maybe you could give baking a try. š
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 29, 2024 3:06 AM |
R248, my sister does have our mom's recipes. I could probably try making her shortbread cookies. That seems simple. I don't have a stand or hand mixer, though.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 29, 2024 3:08 AM |
Borrow one.
If you do try out the shortbread cookies, instead of rolling the dough out and then cutting them out, roll the dough into a log, as round as you can make it. Refrigerate the dough until firm then just slice the little rounds. So, so much easier than rolling stuff out with a rolling pin.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 29, 2024 3:20 AM |
Even though they're eating me out of house and garden I'm falling in love with my errrrr the bunnies.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 29, 2024 3:25 AM |
[quote] I Want to Be Underwhelmed
Well, you certainly came to the right place then.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 29, 2024 3:37 AM |
They say the āSkylar Raeā cherries are extra sweet and theyāre not kidding. I have an answer to the question, āCan cherries be too sweet?ā Yes. Yes, they can.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 29, 2024 4:13 AM |
R249- My mother made a fabulous Sour Cherry Crumb Cake. I have all of her recipes but I never found that one. I might have just over looked it. It was a large rectangular cake.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 29, 2024 4:22 AM |
Of course I meant to say Pat the dough into a log shape. Use parchment paper to roll up the log into.
Crinkle up the edges of the log to keep the dough from drying out at the ends.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 29, 2024 4:34 AM |
There's no peanut butter left.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 29, 2024 4:45 AM |
R255, I understood what you meant. I like the idea of the log. You could probably freeze the slices and bake maybe 3 or 4 cookies at a time.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 29, 2024 4:50 AM |
I use Inas recipe, with the pecan pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 29, 2024 5:02 AM |
I had a weird dream that I was at a Broadway after-party and Ron Eldard was there. I asked him why he didn't work anymore and he said no one will insure him because he has heart problems.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 29, 2024 5:44 AM |
I ate all my homemade tapioca pudding in one day. Giant pearl. I love chewing those things.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 29, 2024 10:14 AM |
That IS a weird dream.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 29, 2024 2:07 PM |
EAT ME!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 29, 2024 2:44 PM |
Going to the farmers market this morning. Hope they have some new potatoes and a good deal on asparagus.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 29, 2024 3:10 PM |
Bug bites. Everywhere. Whenever I weed under the trees. Thank god for CeraVe Itch relief moisturizer and lidocaine roll on.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | June 29, 2024 3:44 PM |
I got so flustered there for a minute, but I'm OK now.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 29, 2024 4:35 PM |
July 4th falls on a Thursday, this year. I am using a day of vacation leave on Friday, July 5th. So, I will have a 4-day weekend, next weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 29, 2024 5:57 PM |
You should publicize your insight, r267. I bet a lot of people would like that idea.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 29, 2024 6:11 PM |
Farmers Market update. Highlights are new potatoes, carrots, peas, raspberries, a flat of eggs and a key lime pie! No smoking deals but reasonable and fresh, fresh!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 29, 2024 7:06 PM |
Key lime pie sounds good.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 29, 2024 7:13 PM |
I might walk up the road tonight. Turn some tricks.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 29, 2024 7:53 PM |
I have some lychee that I need to peel.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | June 29, 2024 8:01 PM |
Walked into a furniture store today:
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, please. So .... I am almost 50 years old and have never bought a bed. I'm going to need a little guidance"
The salesperson was very nice.
Got an adjustable frame with remote.
Roast away.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 29, 2024 8:26 PM |
I repel west highland terriersā owners.
The dogs love me. The owners are obese jerks.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | June 29, 2024 8:41 PM |
Two dogs in my neighborhood hate my electric car.
They go nuts when I glide past them and their owners must hold them back on their leashes.
All the other dogs are not bothered by it.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 29, 2024 8:45 PM |
Watermelon gives me stomach cramps.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 29, 2024 8:56 PM |
R276- I prepared my fruit today for tomorrows breakfast including some pieces of juicy red ripe watermelon.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 29, 2024 9:31 PM |
Scratching my breast
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 29, 2024 10:09 PM |
Oh fuck! I forgot to eat breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 29, 2024 10:33 PM |
Saw the āsky showā for Bidenās fundraising visit today (1 big helicopter, 3 smaller ones and 2 very loud low-flying prop . Planes that may have been seaplanes). Plus I saw the rehearsal of the helicopters on Thursday which included my first chinook. I was impressed. Itās my 5th presidential motorcade/skyshow. I love seeing them. Itās like I live in Ancient Rome and get to see Caesar, the most powerful man in the world.
People in Washington DC must hate presidential motorcades. Or itās very ho-hum to them. But I find them exciting.
OTOH, I hate it when the UN has opening day. Thatās a fucking pain in the ass with Secret Service SUVs parked in what seems like every other parking space for 30 blocks. Thatās downright creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 29, 2024 10:35 PM |
[quote]Scratching my breast
Shouldn't that be your bosom?
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 29, 2024 10:59 PM |
Pick my ass
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 29, 2024 11:42 PM |
I haven't needed ice for a long time, so I turned off my ice maker. It's summer and I pushed the latch on my ice maker, hoping it still worked. It still works!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 30, 2024 1:17 AM |
I just watched an interview w/Grace Slick on YouTube. She was around 70 at the time of the interview. She said she hated the song "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now." She said: "A big truck can stop you." Anyway, I wonder how she feels about the song "Jane." From that era, I think that song holds up!
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 30, 2024 1:21 AM |
I found a fetus on the bus!
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 30, 2024 1:25 AM |
I love Grace, she's hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 30, 2024 1:25 AM |
Shouldn't have had that late coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 30, 2024 1:26 AM |
I just found out that what I thought was a chinook helicopter was actually an Osprey aircraft. And today, what I thought were 2 seaplanes were two Ospreys that were flying like planes instead of like a helicopter. They are very loud and kind of frightening
by Anonymous | reply 288 | June 30, 2024 1:49 AM |
I need a nap
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 30, 2024 2:19 AM |
R288, I live close to a TV station and the motorcades for elections or pandemics are atrocious - all white or black Chevy Tahoes.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 30, 2024 3:50 AM |
This is R290 and I apologize for surprising everyone with a boring double post, but the reason I entered THE thread I love is because a plump sex worker approached me while I was smoking outside (this is a high traffic area for tourists so this happens frequently) and I was able to bore her with a critique of parallel parkers. I have learned so much in redirecting stupid people with my social work learning modules.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 30, 2024 3:56 AM |
I watched 2 horror movies today: Under Paris, which I liked, and Arcadian, which I didn't.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 30, 2024 4:32 AM |
There were only a few days of summerlike weather this entire month. My mother's precious cucumber plants have all dampened off. Strange even for extreme southwestern BC and the PNW.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 30, 2024 4:36 AM |
R275, I read your post as ātwo dogs ATE my car.ā I havenāt had any coffee yet.
Anyway, it reminded of the day my Momās car wouldnāt start. Some type of vermin had chewed on some wires. Our house was built in the early 50ās and didnāt have a garage, just an open carport.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 30, 2024 11:01 AM |
Flickin my bean for muscular dystrophy
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 30, 2024 1:26 PM |
Kindly flick it over there, please.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 30, 2024 1:42 PM |
I wonder if I can stream Little House on the Prairie anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | June 30, 2024 1:54 PM |
I'm wondering if it's the chicken that makes me gassy.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | June 30, 2024 2:19 PM |
Or it could be anejo tequila with bad Kroger jalapeƱo poppers, R298.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 30, 2024 5:16 PM |
R299 I didn't drink at all yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 30, 2024 5:35 PM |
Get your face out of thee!
by Anonymous | reply 301 | June 30, 2024 6:14 PM |
Will take it easy with about 15,000 steps today.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 30, 2024 6:17 PM |
R300- I never drink.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 30, 2024 6:24 PM |
You walked your Ass off
by Anonymous | reply 304 | June 30, 2024 6:37 PM |
In the early18th century people didn't use maple syrup on their waffles. They used melted butter mixed with wine.
Max Miller told me.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | June 30, 2024 7:10 PM |
I've really got to stop drinking diet coke.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 30, 2024 7:11 PM |
It's 94Ė at my house this afternoon. Humidity is sky high.
My AC is running flat-out!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 30, 2024 8:56 PM |
Come on baby. You know you want me to taste it. š
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 30, 2024 9:29 PM |
Pride passed by. The ability to honk gets cheers. Crochet shorts over jockstraps are a thing. Nobody uses a 360 degree mirror; those jockstraps are accentuating problematic backfat areas. Also, ass acne? Wouldnāt that be enough of a reason for a costume change?
by Anonymous | reply 309 | June 30, 2024 9:44 PM |
I decided to use the cashier checkout instead of the scanner because I had a lot of produce. Sure enough Iām behind a little old lady. Sheās carefully packing her groceries into her shopping bags, then packing the bags into her cart. Then I realize she hasnāt paid. Out comes the huge pocketbook. Slowly opened. Searching. Out comes a huge wallet. Slowly opened. She unzips a large compartment in the wallet and out comes a bank envelope holding her cash. She slowly pulls out a $50 and hands it to the cashier. Then she slowly pulls out another $50 and hands it the cashier. Then, of course, she has to stow the change in the wallet and coin purse which go back in the pocketbook.
Never again.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 30, 2024 9:46 PM |
Iām gonna buy you a big skillet for Xmas so you can cook me some fuckin food!
by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 30, 2024 9:46 PM |
Don't look now but you are the little old lady.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | June 30, 2024 10:02 PM |
Am not.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | June 30, 2024 10:07 PM |
[quote]I've really got to stop drinking diet coke.
I switched to Coke Zero long ago.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 30, 2024 10:08 PM |
R312 say youāre a little old lady?
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 30, 2024 10:11 PM |
This is not going to be a good week for my dog. I live on a lake and people set off fireworks and it scares the shit out of her. They spend thousands on those things.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | June 30, 2024 11:14 PM |
Is your dog's name Joe?
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 30, 2024 11:46 PM |
I made this today. I had one serving and it nauseated me. I put the rest in a small trash bag, stuck it in the freezer will toss it when I throw out the used kitty litter tomorrow when I head to work.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | June 30, 2024 11:50 PM |
Someone across the lake is playing Born to Be Wild LOUD. It sounds great, I love that song.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | July 1, 2024 12:15 AM |
[quote]I made this today. I had one serving and it nauseated me. I put the rest in a small trash bag, stuck it in the freezer will toss it when I throw out the used kitty litter tomorrow when I head to work.
Did you try serving it to your cat?
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 1, 2024 12:19 AM |
I was going to use a vacation day on 7/5 but we got an email on Thursday saying the firm's closing on the 5th so now I don't have to.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 1, 2024 12:24 AM |
I'd never do that R320. There are probably spices and flavorings in it that'd kill him. Are you high?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 1, 2024 12:25 AM |
No one finds me attractive when I stand next to my attractive boyfriend. I am 32, 5'3", 160 lb, and bald. My boyfriend is 28, 6'4", 170 lb, and a full head of hair. I've noticed that no one really looks at me when we are together. He constantly gets looks, get offered drinks, and is the one conversation is directed towards whenever we are out. It makes me not want to go out with him sometimes, especially since I have body dysmorphia. He says it's not true, but I notice it all the time. I get tired or not feeling handsome, and I'm pretty convinced already that I'm not attractive anyway. So yeah I've just been hiding in my house all day on the couch where nothing can hurt me.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | July 1, 2024 12:26 AM |
R321 Great! You can save it for another day.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | July 1, 2024 12:30 AM |
Quick comment of the dayā¦ FU Tractor Supply Co.
Never setting foot in there again.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | July 1, 2024 12:32 AM |
I'm trying to dejunk but I can't make myself throw away my box of about thirty mixed tapes.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | July 1, 2024 12:32 AM |
I guess you'll have to buy your murses somewhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | July 1, 2024 12:32 AM |
I think I'll finally get rid of the memory foam seat cushion that I bought for my home office chair. It moves around too much.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | July 1, 2024 4:31 AM |
Did yāall know Sly Stallone did soft-core porn?????
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Iām today-years old when I saw this.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | July 1, 2024 5:30 AM |
It was a joke, R322. I condole you for your traumatic experience with a meal kit.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | July 1, 2024 7:51 AM |
Consider that the joke was underwhelming and shitty.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | July 1, 2024 7:54 AM |
Then it was perfect for this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | July 1, 2024 7:57 AM |
Law & Order SVU is lazy with regard to character names. I noticed it watching a rerun: Simon Marsden, Hilda Marsden, William Lewis, Dana Lewis, Lewis Hodda. Is this some kind of in joke for the series?
by Anonymous | reply 333 | July 1, 2024 12:01 PM |
Friend over here this morning mocking me for weighing and measuring my food and beverages.
I'm the same weight I was ten years ago and he is not.
But can't say that to someone so instead I say "Well you do what works for you and I'll do what works for me".
I learned that sing-song response years ago for when someone gives unsolicited opinions or advice. I use some variation of:
Well you do what you like and I'll do what I like. Well you do what makes you happy and I'll do what makes me happy. You do what works for you and I'll do what works for me. Lather, rinse, repeat.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | July 1, 2024 2:03 PM |
U B U, I B me
by Anonymous | reply 335 | July 1, 2024 3:50 PM |
In Japan it is common to turn on your hazard lights briefly after merging into traffic or switching lanes as a "thank you" to the other drivers. It is rude not to do so.
Also, flashing your vehicle bright lights five times means "I love you".
by Anonymous | reply 336 | July 1, 2024 3:51 PM |
What do you have to flash to say "Go fuck yourself"?
by Anonymous | reply 337 | July 1, 2024 3:52 PM |
[quote] Also, flashing your vehicle bright lights five times means "I love you".
In Japan?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | July 1, 2024 3:56 PM |
I just finished a Japanese audiobook, Days at the Morisaki Bookshop.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | July 1, 2024 4:16 PM |
It turns out, theyāre telling Jeanette AND Isabella to grab torches and announce divine crotchfruit in the manger.
I thought it was one torch wielder.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | July 1, 2024 5:01 PM |
It sure is hot today.
I think an afternoon siesta is in order.
Thank you Willis Carrier for my cool bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | July 1, 2024 5:33 PM |
I want to find a good recipe for cold avocado soup.
I had it once at a picnic and I was pleasantly whelmed.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | July 1, 2024 5:42 PM |
Not terribly hungry today, and not too bothered about it.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | July 1, 2024 7:55 PM |
Itās the cancer
by Anonymous | reply 345 | July 1, 2024 8:00 PM |
I want a gong. The apartment is less than 350 square feet, so the gong has to have wheels.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | July 1, 2024 8:17 PM |
I want a dong!
by Anonymous | reply 347 | July 1, 2024 8:19 PM |
I am going to have a nap.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | July 1, 2024 8:22 PM |
I can't find my cherry pitter.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | July 1, 2024 8:43 PM |
I had an unpleasant trip to Costco. In the gas line I thought there was an opening in the lane to my right, so I pulled up, but it turned out the guy hanging out in the back of that lane standing outside of his car with the door open considered himself in line and ahead of me and rapped on my window to curse me in broken English. I said iām sorry and I think youāre overreacting, but that just made him angrier.
Then I had a slice of pizza. The tables were all full so asked two people at a table for four if I could sit, thinking I was being polite, and they made it very clear that I was an unwelcome intrusion on their special lunch.
Finally, I chose my checkout line strategically only to realize too late that the woman in front of me who did not have a cart was part of a group playing the āweāll each stand on a different line and then move the full cart to whoever gets to the front firstā game. They were not nice about it and complained to the cashier that I did not back my cart up enough for them to unload their cart in front of me .
Karma for my line cutting at the gas line?
by Anonymous | reply 350 | July 1, 2024 8:57 PM |
Come by, R349, I have two.
I couldnāt find the one I had so I bought another one and lo, I found the other one some time later. š
by Anonymous | reply 351 | July 1, 2024 9:01 PM |
It's hairball season and my cat refuses to stand still long enough for me to brush her.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | July 1, 2024 10:03 PM |
I canāt fine my deviled egg carrier!
by Anonymous | reply 353 | July 1, 2024 10:09 PM |
R350 those line juggling opportunists are real assholes. What is even the point of it? So you get maybe 1 slot ahead overall? Get a life.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | July 1, 2024 11:05 PM |
R350, that's a lot of things you did at Costco.
I go to Costco, but I don't buy gas there. I don't care if it's a bit cheaper. (I also don't have much of a work commute.)
I also don't try to eat pizza or hot dogs or whatever at Costco.
I have a detailed Costco list that goes in order from entrance to exit. I also use the self-checkout.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | July 1, 2024 11:12 PM |
Yeah, r355. Getting gas, shopping and eating a pizza is a lifetimeās activity crammed into 45 minutes. Iām exhausted.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | July 1, 2024 11:18 PM |
Whatās up with political candidates not identifying the party theyāre running for?
Thereās a dude the next state over that is running for senator but doesnāt say if heās Dem or repig. What he says he wants are Democratic policies, though.
Thereās a mayoral candidate in my city running, but he doesnāt identify his party, either.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | July 2, 2024 4:20 AM |
Mosquito somehow got in the house.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | July 2, 2024 4:24 AM |
USPS Informed Delivery is one of the best inventions ever.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | July 2, 2024 12:17 PM |
r359: except when they take a picture of your incoming mail and then never delivered the pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 2, 2024 4:09 PM |
I went to my usual gas station today but the tanker was just leaving so I had to go somewhere else that was more expensive. Never buy gas when they are getting a delivery; it stirs up the sediment at the bottom of the tank and can screw with your car. I paid 20 cents more per gallon but at least I have more than an 1/8th of a tank.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 2, 2024 5:17 PM |
R353 I had a cake stand that doubled as a deviled egg tray on a pedestal. It just vanished one day.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 2, 2024 5:56 PM |
Wish the UK election was tomorrow instead of the day after tomorrow. Last mile really is the hardest mile.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 2, 2024 6:00 PM |
Sometimes I go on decluttering rampages and throw kitchenware I deem at the moment to be unnecessary or gimmicky into my "Donate" box in the garage.
Then when I can't find some rarely used item that I suddenly need, I remember maybe I threw it in the Donate box. I go out to the garage to fetch it. Sometimes it's still there and I put it back into use. Other times I've already delivered the items to the thrift shop run by the Humane Society and I am S.O.L.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 2, 2024 6:06 PM |
I think I'll go to Burger King for supper.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 2, 2024 6:21 PM |
I love poking the bears in the political threads. I'm going in now to make Jill Biden is a whore post. Wish me luck.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 2, 2024 6:36 PM |
Continuing with decluttering, this afternoon I will declutter and organize part of my closet. I don't want to do the whole closet at once so I will do it in chunks.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 2, 2024 6:43 PM |
I forgot to pay my bills yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 2, 2024 6:44 PM |
Dr. Jill Biden is a whore, if you please.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 2, 2024 6:45 PM |
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 2, 2024 6:45 PM |
Every Monday I tell myself I'm going to spend less time posting on DL. I tell myself only one hour per day.
Then by Tuesday, today, that plan has already gone out the window and I'm back to spending copious amounts of time here.
It's kind of like a DL diet I can't stick to.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 2, 2024 6:52 PM |
Mowed the grass before it gets hot again.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 2, 2024 7:21 PM |
I cooked a beef roast ālow&slowā per weight and temperature directions. Itās a log with bark crust. There is salvageable meat, but that was a waste of time. I usually blast at 450 for 20 minutes per pound.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | July 2, 2024 8:44 PM |
Iām on the verge of collapse.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 2, 2024 9:19 PM |
I've been on the wagon for ten days in a row but right now I have a terrible craving for sweets therefore I shall now go upstairs and take a delicious nap and by the time I get up my cravings will hopefully have vanished.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 2, 2024 9:39 PM |
Unless you raid the refrigerator in your sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 2, 2024 9:42 PM |
R376- I often have dreams where I'm either binging on sweets or I'm in a bakery buying a bunch of treats. I once had a dream that I was in a donut factory.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 2, 2024 9:45 PM |
It has been a beautiful summer day in New England. Low humidity, sunny and 80's.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | July 2, 2024 10:23 PM |
Didn't somebody else also have a bad experience with a large piece of meat, pork though.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | July 2, 2024 10:30 PM |
Joby Baker was the guest star on "Quincy ME" today but they killed him off within 15 minutes. What's the point of hiring Joby Baker if he's only going to be on the show for 15 minutes?
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 2, 2024 11:28 PM |
I did not buy cherries today. Nor did I buy grapes.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 2, 2024 11:30 PM |
My dog has superior hearing, I think it comes from the German Shepherd half. I walked down the hallway very slow and quietly but her eyeballs were already looking my way from atop my bed when I reached there.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 2, 2024 11:46 PM |
R373, I only do beef roast in the crock pot with a tomato juice base and all the vegetables I can stuff in. Its much easier and almost impossible to ruin.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | July 3, 2024 12:20 AM |
Anyone with an SUV wanna make $20 today around 6 or 7?
by Anonymous | reply 384 | July 3, 2024 12:28 AM |
I live on the east coast of the North American continent. I just watered my garden about 12 minutes ago. It was already getting dark but I ran outside an tangled the metal garden hose ( I must remind myself to never buy a metal garden hose again. Only stick with rubber hoses) and quickly watered my vegetable plants. So know I'm good with the garden until at least Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | July 3, 2024 12:50 AM |
Dog yawn =nervous. 90% of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | July 3, 2024 1:09 AM |
I do a pot roast in one of those orange steel pans on the stove top. I totally cover it with water, throw in the potatoes and carrots, and mix in about four packs of Lipton onion soup. Cook it low all day. Sooooo good.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | July 3, 2024 1:16 AM |
In the 1700s and into the early 1800s, if someone was murdered and the body couldn't be identified, the authorities would put the body on public display hoping someone would recognize them.
If only a body part was found such as a head, the head would be put in a jar and put on public display.
Harsh.
I learned this from the Brief Case guy on youtube.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | July 3, 2024 1:21 AM |
R388- Would said body be NAKED?
by Anonymous | reply 389 | July 3, 2024 2:37 AM |
Bacon is delicious. So much fat, so much flavor. If you eat it sparingly, you'll be ok.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | July 3, 2024 2:41 AM |
The bullfrog which I've mentioned before is talking again. That little glug sound at the end of their crocking is so weird and cool sounding. I heard one response but it sounds far away. That's all.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | July 3, 2024 3:14 AM |
^Croaking. The good kind.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | July 3, 2024 3:16 AM |
The kid in the Les Schwab tire commercial has Satan face.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | July 3, 2024 3:20 AM |
R390- Sorry but I think bacon is so overrated because it's--
CHEWY
GREASY
SALTY
and
FATTY
by Anonymous | reply 394 | July 3, 2024 3:30 AM |
For a snack I ate a whole avocado with olive oil, salt, and pepper and now I feel pukey. It gave me heartburn and every time I burp a little bit of it comes up.
Fuck! They're supposed to be healthy!
by Anonymous | reply 395 | July 3, 2024 3:34 AM |
Row. row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
by Anonymous | reply 396 | July 3, 2024 3:58 AM |
I am preparing for a pre 4th of July sodomy event. I have shaved my back, balls and head. I colored my beard a delightful light brown shade just enough to cover some of the gray. I am trying to find information online regarding harm reduction in using poppers.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | July 3, 2024 3:58 AM |
Me quieres ayudar a elegir mi remera?
by Anonymous | reply 398 | July 3, 2024 4:18 AM |
āAfter 83-year-old gored in Yellowstone, wildlife experts warn bisonā¦.ā
by Anonymous | reply 399 | July 3, 2024 5:25 AM |
Get off my lawn!
by Anonymous | reply 400 | July 3, 2024 5:33 AM |
Posts in the "underwhelmed" threads are becoming increasingly whelming and vulgar, making these threads pointless.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | July 3, 2024 5:43 AM |
[quote] For a snack I ate a whole avocado with olive oil, salt, and pepper
Isn't the avocado already oily enough? I wouldn't want to pour oil on avocado.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | July 3, 2024 6:07 AM |
Not team avocado. Or team mango.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | July 3, 2024 6:13 AM |
I bought avocados today. I enjoy them in garden salads.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | July 3, 2024 6:28 AM |
My dog is smiling at me and on that note I'm going to bed and hoping for sweet dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | July 3, 2024 6:58 AM |
Knee replacement day 12...almost 13. Up to take meds and to put ice machine on. Staples come out Thurs.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | July 3, 2024 7:23 AM |
Good luck friend at r406. Weāre all counting on you!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | July 3, 2024 8:10 AM |
[quote]Up to take meds and to put ice machine on.
If it's anything like the one I had after neck surgery, I love that thing. Went through a lot of ice but really helped with the pain.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | July 3, 2024 8:45 AM |
[quote]I did not buy cherries today. Nor did I buy grapes. I did not buy bananas nor a vape. I did not buy berries, nor a cape. ...
by Anonymous | reply 409 | July 3, 2024 10:35 AM |
^^ R409 was supposed to read:
[quote]I did not buy cherries today. Nor did I buy grapes.
I did not buy bananas nor a vape.
I did not buy berries, nor a cape.
...
by Anonymous | reply 410 | July 3, 2024 10:36 AM |
The ice machine is like a little cooler. We user 4 x 500 ml frozen water bottles in the cooler topped up with cold water, instead of filling it with ice. The cold water circulates through a hose and an attached gel pad. It's pretty good. Machine is a rental and will go back Jul 19. I believe they are a couple hundred dollars to purchase.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | July 3, 2024 4:05 PM |
[quote] I enjoy them in garden salads.
What's a garden salad?
by Anonymous | reply 412 | July 3, 2024 4:40 PM |
I really should mow the lawn
by Anonymous | reply 413 | July 3, 2024 6:51 PM |
[quote]Machine is a rental and will go back Jul 19. I believe they are a couple hundred dollars to purchase.
The first time I got neck surgery, I rented. The second time, I bought, can't remember what it cost. Getting it was a clusterfuck because the surgeon forgot to prescribe it before surgery so there I was all hopped up on goofballs looking for hardware.
That's a good idea to use frozen water bottles, wish I'd thought of that.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | July 3, 2024 8:29 PM |
I looked inside my espresso machine. Oh my.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | July 3, 2024 8:55 PM |
For years I kept my Systane Dry Eye Drops in the bathroom and used them first thing in the morning after I got up.
But my dry eye situation has taken a turn for the worse and I've had to move them to my nightstand and use them before I even get out of bed in the morning.
Woe is me.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | July 3, 2024 8:56 PM |
r416 i condole you.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | July 3, 2024 8:57 PM |
R417- I started wearing bifocals. I just started wearing them today. I'm wearing them right now.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | July 3, 2024 9:05 PM |
Fuck. All the summer people are here. This is going to be shit the next 4 days. I hate, hate, hate 4th of July.
When I was a kid there was a small town parade (with local Indians who scared me), a firemanās tournament and fireworks at the bay. Then home. Now people helicopter and/or take a private jet or an upscale bus (which serves wine) and the lower classes set off constant firecrackers and professional fireworks in their backyards (ny neighbor the local cop sets them off).
by Anonymous | reply 419 | July 3, 2024 9:13 PM |
R419- This is a thread for mellow posts not angry ones. Your post belongs on the I Hate the 4th Of July thread.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | July 3, 2024 9:21 PM |
[quote]I really should mow the lawn.
This is a perfect example of the ideal "underwhelmed" post. No anger, hostility or sleaze, but with the slight suggestion of laziness.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | July 3, 2024 9:25 PM |
And now there's the added stress of trying to make the perfect post. Aieee!
by Anonymous | reply 422 | July 3, 2024 9:32 PM |
I'm guessing my post upthread about severed heads in jars doesn't fit these guidelines...
by Anonymous | reply 423 | July 3, 2024 9:36 PM |
Dear Systane guy, I keep a bottle upstairs, downstairs and one at work. Multiple bottles is a step saver.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | July 3, 2024 9:54 PM |
Dear bifocal guy, welcome to club progressive!
by Anonymous | reply 425 | July 3, 2024 9:54 PM |
I'm going to watch some Brady Bunch. It has this magical power to calm and relax me.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | July 3, 2024 10:19 PM |
I was out gardening and felt bugs on my leg and they were ants. As I was brushing them off, they bit me! I didnāt know we have biting ants in the northeast.
TILā¦
by Anonymous | reply 427 | July 3, 2024 11:33 PM |
The fireworks dummies have started. My poor cat.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | July 4, 2024 12:37 AM |
I slept in an ice machine last night.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | July 4, 2024 1:20 AM |
I'm sitting here, listening to my cats argue, eating left over pizza and wondering whether r409 likes green eggs and ham.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | July 4, 2024 3:02 AM |
R430, I was relieved it went whimsical. I was getting āIdentityā vibesā¦
[quote]When I was going up the stairs / I met a man who wasn't there. / He wasn't there again today / I wish, I wish he'd go away"
by Anonymous | reply 431 | July 4, 2024 3:16 AM |
[quote]I was out gardening and felt bugs on my leg and they were ants. As I was brushing them off, they bit me! I didnāt know we have biting ants in the northeast.
I grew up in the Northeast and remember that we had red ants, which do bite.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | July 4, 2024 3:45 AM |
Bite or sting, like fire ants?
by Anonymous | reply 433 | July 4, 2024 5:51 AM |
I'm running low on Cento "double concentrated" organic tomato paste, which comes in a convenient metal tube.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | July 4, 2024 6:40 AM |
Coleslaw no longer agrees with me.
No more coleslaw for me. Pastrami sandwiches will be boring going forward.
When minor ailments, sensitivities and then later more serious illnesses afflicted my late mother, she would say "my body is betraying me".
My body, and digestive system, are starting to betray me.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | July 4, 2024 3:42 PM |
My mom said: my body let me down. When she got cancer. She had quit smoking and was exercising. Sad. Diet was reasonable too.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | July 4, 2024 4:08 PM |
My body betrayed me from day one.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | July 4, 2024 4:20 PM |
Huel.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | July 4, 2024 4:59 PM |
One of my Massage Whores is now offering four-hand sessions with his FTM husband. That's a big fat neaux for me.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | July 4, 2024 5:12 PM |
I've been betraying my body for years.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | July 4, 2024 5:12 PM |
40% off Make Up Artists Choice today, for all your acid peels,
Btw, whet to copper peptides? MUAC had a serum that was great and the bug schmiek was copper peptides, squalane and some kind of ātrap.ā Now ther3 isnāt a copper peptide to be found
by Anonymous | reply 441 | July 4, 2024 8:14 PM |
I should get a generator. Or at the very least battery-operated fans.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | July 4, 2024 8:17 PM |
[quote] Coleslaw no longer agrees with me
I canāt do lettuce anymore. (especially on sandwiches). I had to stop mushrooms, onions, bananas years ago. I love them but they donāt even like me a little bit.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | July 4, 2024 8:19 PM |
Iām marathoning The Loretta Young Show on Tubi.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | July 4, 2024 9:43 PM |
Sometimes I randomly get logged out of DL. Why is that?
by Anonymous | reply 445 | July 4, 2024 10:05 PM |
Not my job to teach computer basics to your ass
by Anonymous | reply 446 | July 4, 2024 10:16 PM |
I'm sorry you feel that way, r446.
I feel that what the world needs now is love sweet love.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | July 4, 2024 10:25 PM |
Happens to me too, R445. I consider it one of the sites lovable quirks.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | July 4, 2024 10:30 PM |
What happened to Preppy Kitchen guy?
I haven't watched him in a while and his latest video popped up with him making banana cake.
He's lost too much weight, hair is disheveled and he looks tired.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | July 4, 2024 10:38 PM |
He looks the same, to me.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | July 4, 2024 11:55 PM |
I'm on an ONJ binge now. I can't get enough of her music lately.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | July 5, 2024 12:08 AM |
I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Thanks to Skyrizzi I'm playing clear.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | July 5, 2024 12:37 AM |
The fireworks on the lake have begun and surprisingly my dog is relatively calm.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | July 5, 2024 1:03 AM |
I saw men wearing every length of shorts today. I think weāve finally moved on from the [bold]Oompa Loompa Basketball Shorts Era[/bold] of early 2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | July 5, 2024 1:07 AM |
I see high school boys, into the gym already, wearing tight ass short shorts all the time. As soon as I catch my self staring I look away. I don't want to be a perv. I am but I don't want to be one. The shorts are almost always black too.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | July 5, 2024 1:10 AM |
Those long, baggy shorts turned girls off so maybe the boys wised up.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | July 5, 2024 1:17 AM |
Someone should invent noiseless fireworks.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | July 5, 2024 1:21 AM |
I only set off fireworks once and it was a few. In 2004 when The Red Sox won the World Series after a drought of a billion years.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | July 5, 2024 1:31 AM |
Please if you post an ad for someone to come and do some work for you and you find somebody to do the job take down your post do not leave it up because people like me that are looking for jobs think that the job is still available when it's probably not take down your post if you found someone to do the job for you thank you
by Anonymous | reply 459 | July 5, 2024 3:59 AM |
Itās finally happening!
It was inevitable, I suppose.
Ken Burns is making another documentary.
Ahemā¦
The American Revolution!!
How awesome will that be. Iām excitedšš¤š¤
Have to wait until the fall of 2025 but Iām sure it will be worth the wait.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | July 5, 2024 4:02 AM |
First revolution, or second?
by Anonymous | reply 461 | July 5, 2024 4:37 AM |
I've never eaten a tomato sandwich but they look good. I might make one tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | July 5, 2024 4:55 AM |
I wasn't as bothered by the neighborhood idiots' fireworks as I had expected to be. Maybe the rain helped.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | July 5, 2024 5:00 AM |
How about Fried Tomatoes, r462? Slice a big ripe tomato, dredge slices in flour, fry up in good olive oil until outsides are crispy, eat with Italian bread.
Batch 2 in same frying pan is even tastier!
by Anonymous | reply 464 | July 5, 2024 5:04 AM |
Thanks R464 I'll make some tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | July 5, 2024 5:08 AM |
Knee replacement recovery day 14. Staples out! They told me to use 2 crutches. Too good for walker, so no more walker for shopping. Not good enough yet for 1 crutch or cane, which is what I have been using around the house for over a week. Need more flexion in knee. Can only bend to 66% should be 70% or more by now so have to work on that. Starting physio with therapist on Mon.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | July 5, 2024 5:19 AM |
For the past two days every time I burp it tastes like eggs. I havenāt had eggs for a week
by Anonymous | reply 467 | July 5, 2024 5:22 AM |
Tous les jours une petite mort.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | July 5, 2024 5:23 AM |
Grilled cheese and tomato sandwich is good.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | July 5, 2024 5:28 AM |
Tomorrow night on TCM they're showing Looking For Mr. Goodbar and What's Up,Doc?.
On Sunday they're showing What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? and Yentl.
Then next Friday they're showing The Boys In The Band.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | July 5, 2024 5:38 AM |
I'm going to bed but my large dog is sleeping there so I'll have to wake her up and kick her off. I hate being a meanie.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | July 5, 2024 5:52 AM |
I feel bad for doing it, but I think I will start buying the pre-cubed watermelon. It doesn't cost that much more and it's convenient. I hate the plastic, though.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | July 5, 2024 6:12 AM |
I ate fresh stawberries today. Yes, I'm gloating. Nirvana.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | July 5, 2024 6:23 AM |
I'm staying up all night watching "When Sharks Attack... And Why" on the National Geographic channel.
Very educational! And I've seen most of the "Twilight Zone" marathon episodes, so....
by Anonymous | reply 474 | July 5, 2024 7:26 AM |
[quote]Slice a big ripe tomato, dredge slices in flour, fry up in good olive oil until outsides are crispy
What if I only have rancid olive oil in the cupboard?
by Anonymous | reply 475 | July 5, 2024 8:48 AM |
If you only have rancid olive oil, then fry up your tomatoes only until the outsides are limp and flaccid.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | July 5, 2024 8:51 AM |
D'accord, une autre petite mort.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | July 5, 2024 11:19 AM |
For breakfast I had homemade apple pie leftover from yesterday's festivities.
It's fruit therefore healthy.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | July 5, 2024 11:56 AM |
I buy chunked or cored pineapple now. It's a bit more expensive but not really considering the amount I cut away when I buy the whole fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | July 5, 2024 12:51 PM |
Bath and Body Works Bahamas Passion Banana Flower is extremely underwhelming for a scent advertised as tropical. It was only $5, but still...
by Anonymous | reply 480 | July 5, 2024 1:11 PM |
Oh, r475, you think you've got me on stating the obvious, and I suppose you do. Just be glad I didn't write "EVOO"!
P. S. Stop buying the Genco Pura brand.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | July 5, 2024 1:19 PM |
Careful with the pineapple, r479!
P. S. R476 is not r481.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | July 5, 2024 1:23 PM |
If a food requires a trick to not burn my mouth, I aināt eating it.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | July 5, 2024 1:27 PM |
Iām Workinā Overtime to get to you
by Anonymous | reply 484 | July 5, 2024 1:35 PM |
R467 you have giardia. Did you eat bird shit recently?
by Anonymous | reply 485 | July 5, 2024 2:02 PM |
Fried tomato sammiches needed mayonnaise for the fat element. Get Kewpie mayo, it's from Japan and it's the best.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | July 5, 2024 2:03 PM |
r467 Sodium bicarb should help with that. Mix a tsp of baking soda in a glass of water, hold your nose and gulp it down.
Either that or you DO have giardia as r485 suggested. In that case, can I have your stuff?
by Anonymous | reply 487 | July 5, 2024 2:18 PM |
I hate those robot sweepers at Stop & Shop. I fuck with the whenever I go in.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | July 5, 2024 4:26 PM |
R478 my mom just had leftover cherry pie filling with half a pancake. š
She couldnāt eat all of those cherries from her slice of pie yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | July 5, 2024 5:35 PM |
Worked out paid bills sold. Old car vacuumed, showered, Napped, drinking blueberry smoothie
by Anonymous | reply 490 | July 5, 2024 7:51 PM |
Awoke. Fed cat. Had coffee. Did the crossword. Fed cat. Had lunch. Took a nap. Fed cat. Had more coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | July 5, 2024 8:14 PM |
Took shit. Went for run. Took shit. Washed car. Had business lunch. Took shit.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | July 5, 2024 8:20 PM |
No scat!
by Anonymous | reply 493 | July 5, 2024 8:21 PM |
I'm drinking Simply Lemonade. It's good. Will repurchase.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | July 5, 2024 8:22 PM |
My mom loved all Simply juices. She died 5 weeks ago. I miss her terribly
by Anonymous | reply 495 | July 5, 2024 8:23 PM |
I'm so sorry, r495.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | July 5, 2024 8:24 PM |
Thank you r494
by Anonymous | reply 497 | July 5, 2024 8:25 PM |
I finally hooked up my new DVD player. Now I can watch Falling Skies. I bought the whole season a few months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | July 5, 2024 9:36 PM |
[quote]Oh, R475, you think you've got me on stating the obvious, and I suppose you do. Just be glad I didn't write "EVOO"!
It's just so Ina Garten to feel it necessary to emphasize the need for "good" olive oil. I can't imagine anyone interested in trying your recipe fretting over whether their olive oil might not be good enough.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | July 5, 2024 10:19 PM |
Bought the ingredients to make Pasta e fagioli. More than $25. Expensive soup.
Parmesan and pancetta are the main culprits.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | July 5, 2024 10:24 PM |
The Olympics begin three weeks from today. Excited.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | July 5, 2024 11:22 PM |
There was a beautiful fuchsia sunset tonight, one of the pleasures of summer.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | July 6, 2024 1:43 AM |
I just bought a new couch. I have to get used to how the middle foot sticks out about an inch. I keep stubbing my toe. It hurts like a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | July 6, 2024 1:44 AM |
I fell asleep the other night in my glasses and they got all bent out of shape they hardly stay on my face. Optometrist is closed until Tuesday. I hope they can be fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | July 6, 2024 1:49 AM |
[quote] the middle foot sticks out about an inch.
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 505 | July 6, 2024 2:24 PM |
Iām in bed eating corn
by Anonymous | reply 506 | July 6, 2024 4:53 PM |
Middle foot on a couch? Any foot on a couch?
by Anonymous | reply 507 | July 6, 2024 4:55 PM |
The soup turned out really nice, but my a/c just couldnāt keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | July 6, 2024 4:56 PM |
The theme music to Barnaby Jones is such a thrill.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | July 6, 2024 4:58 PM |
I made a pot of pinto beans.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | July 6, 2024 4:58 PM |
Itās hot out and I need bacon - 325 degrees for 40 minutes wonāt heat up the place too much, I hope.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | July 6, 2024 4:59 PM |
R508 is r500āpasta e fagioli, or as they say around here, pasta fajool.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | July 6, 2024 5:07 PM |
š¾Hic!š¾
by Anonymous | reply 513 | July 6, 2024 5:16 PM |
Pussywether!
by Anonymous | reply 514 | July 6, 2024 5:17 PM |
Turns out I bought āTuscan Styleā cannellini beans which had a lot of seasonings and salt added. One of the reasons Iām making my own soup is to reduce the sodium.
Iāll have to see how the recipe works with plain beans
by Anonymous | reply 515 | July 6, 2024 5:54 PM |
"Tuscan" became a huge marketing label about 10-15 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | July 6, 2024 6:13 PM |
I just ate the last Jell-O
by Anonymous | reply 517 | July 6, 2024 6:22 PM |
Keyboard on my Android kept disappearing so I went into Apps and Cleared Cache on the Gboard and everything is fine now.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | July 6, 2024 6:29 PM |
My apple tax fucked itself - while the 18 is known, there are already whispers about the 19 making it obsolete. Iām sticking with my 11 until itās planned battery expiration.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | July 6, 2024 6:32 PM |
āItsā
by Anonymous | reply 520 | July 6, 2024 6:32 PM |
[quote] My apple tax fucked itself - while the 18 is known, there are already whispers about the 19 making it obsolete. Iām sticking with my 11 until itās planned battery expiration.
What?
by Anonymous | reply 521 | July 6, 2024 6:46 PM |
R621, Apple is pushing the iPhone 18pro for its processors, but they have already committed to better chips for the iPhone 19. Fanboys will wait an extra year while they work out any ai bugs.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | July 6, 2024 7:26 PM |
There is no iPhone 18 or 19
by Anonymous | reply 523 | July 6, 2024 7:29 PM |
iOS 18 is in beta
by Anonymous | reply 524 | July 6, 2024 7:31 PM |
iOS is but the fucking latest iPhone is 15
by Anonymous | reply 525 | July 6, 2024 8:06 PM |
Went to ikea to buy closetsā¦they were ātemporarily unavailable.ā Can I order them? No. We donāt know when theyāll be available.
Ok, I want a small Billy bookcase with black Drona boxes that fit the Billy exactly. For my catsā stuff. The boxes in correct size were sold out.
When we went to get the Billy bookcase in warehouse we met 4 other people looking for same bookcase. Of course, it was completely sold out.
Wanted a comforter they had on displayā¦nnnnnnnope. āWe donāt have it.ā
Is IKEA thinking theyāll stay in business by selling meatballs and cinnamon buns?
by Anonymous | reply 526 | July 6, 2024 8:25 PM |
I just went out in my yard for five minutes and I'm dripping sweat. 92 degrees with a dewpoint of 79. Unbearable.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | July 6, 2024 8:40 PM |
I am watching stuff I pvr'd but not paying attention.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | July 6, 2024 10:36 PM |
Need to order lip balm, I'm almost out.
I like Dr. Bronner's Naked Lip Balm as it is unscented. I get a six pack from amazon.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | July 6, 2024 10:53 PM |
R529 why don't you rely on your natural lip emollients to do the trick?
by Anonymous | reply 530 | July 6, 2024 11:30 PM |
After 70 you don't have any juices left. Anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | July 6, 2024 11:33 PM |
Why must DLers behave like wild monkeys being held in captivity and flinging their feces at passersby?
by Anonymous | reply 532 | July 7, 2024 12:26 AM |
It's what we do.
by Anonymous | reply 533 | July 7, 2024 12:37 AM |
Serial Mom has recently been added to Netflix. I might watch it tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | July 7, 2024 3:15 AM |
There's too many pillows on my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | July 7, 2024 4:54 AM |
I don't like decorative pillows.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | July 7, 2024 5:47 AM |
I have to clean out my pantry tomorrow. It's stuffed with too much food.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | July 7, 2024 5:51 AM |
Got up early to go to the farmer's market in the local county seat. It was surprisingly lovely, as it's held in a quaint neighborhood square with well-maintained older Victorian-age homes. Everyone was friendly, and even the weather was finally moderate (after weeks of 95+ days). I am overflowing with tamales, tomatoes, and peaches, but I resisted the home-made Ginger Beer.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | July 7, 2024 6:11 AM |
My cute-as-a-button town featured European Market Day - only the fruit had stickers on it and someone was selling pocket knives - a sign tube socks and Tide arenāt far behindā¦.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | July 7, 2024 11:47 AM |
In a group chat I was cursed in the game of a dead Nana for mentioning The Sopranos which glorifies the Mafia and insults Italian-Americans, and none of my friends came to my defense. I think Iāll become a hermit.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | July 7, 2024 2:55 PM |
I wish it wasn't raining. I'd like to hang my towels out on the line. I love crunchy summer towels when I get out of the shower.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | July 7, 2024 2:57 PM |
[quote]In a group chat I was cursed in the game of a dead Nana for mentioning The Sopranos which glorifies the Mafia and insults Italian-Americans
Don't forget the cookies!
by Anonymous | reply 543 | July 7, 2024 3:05 PM |
I detest companies that intentionally blur the expiration date on their products or print it so small it's like taking an eye exam.
Jeni's Ice Cream uses Julian dates on their products to further complicate matters. WTF.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | July 7, 2024 3:33 PM |
The iOS comments above made me remember two things: apparently thereās an iOS bug that restores photos youāve deleted. I learned that yesterday when trying to figure out why those goddamn photos from my sisterās 2016 fashion show were showing up again. In the process of deleting said photos, I discovered how to remove many photos at once rather than one at a time. So satisfying. That will come in handy next time the fashion show pictures show up again.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | July 7, 2024 3:51 PM |
[quote] I discovered how to remove many photos at once rather than one at a time. So satisfying.
Using the checkmarks?
by Anonymous | reply 546 | July 7, 2024 4:20 PM |
Today is not a cheat day.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | July 7, 2024 4:29 PM |
This morning at Sprouts I got donut peaches. I've never had donut peaches. Hope they are good.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | July 7, 2024 4:33 PM |
Knee replacement day 17. Has it been this long already? I don't remember the first week at all. It took so long to do basic things. Still takes longer than usual, obviously, so I am frustrated. Want to move my leg normally but can't. More frustration. Still on T3s. Going to have a nap now.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | July 7, 2024 6:07 PM |
Poor R549. It must be a very long recovery / rehab process. But one of these days you'll look back and be glad you did it.
I'm having surgery in a couple of weeks, nothing as involved as a knee replacement, but I'd still like to get some stuff done around the house before I'm laid up. If only it weren't so damn hot.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | July 7, 2024 8:03 PM |
R549, if I was rich, I could come out and we could recreate an homage to āMiseryā of āThe Miracle Workerā .
It would basically be me setting your belongings in inconvenient places while I smoke and look at cat memes. Iād be there to call 911 if anything happened.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | July 7, 2024 8:06 PM |
āWhereās my watch?ā
āHave you looked under the refrigerator?ā
*KNEE-AGGH*ā Thereās NOTHING under there!ā
āI didnāt lieā¦ā
by Anonymous | reply 552 | July 7, 2024 8:34 PM |
Itās hot. Iām sitting with my sweet chihuahua
by Anonymous | reply 553 | July 7, 2024 8:45 PM |
How could I send a PDF anounimously to my phone contact numbers?
by Anonymous | reply 554 | July 7, 2024 9:28 PM |
I got Stacy's Baked Simply Naked Pita Chips.
I pretty sure if I had cut up the box my Amazon delivery came in and put the pieces in the air fryer it would have tasted the same. Maybe better.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | July 7, 2024 10:03 PM |
Who killed Cock Robin?
by Anonymous | reply 556 | July 7, 2024 10:41 PM |
Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can't, can you? That's because you're the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | July 7, 2024 10:48 PM |
It's a heat advisory the next two days. I'm over summer already, can we please call it off?
by Anonymous | reply 558 | July 7, 2024 11:20 PM |
I had steak and Mexican street corn for lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | July 7, 2024 11:24 PM |
I've eaten so much cantaloupe this summer and they've all been perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | July 7, 2024 11:25 PM |
Thanks for the encouragement and eldersitting offer for my knee recovery. Wishing you well.for your.procedure r550. R551 please stay home. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 561 | July 8, 2024 12:13 AM |
Just because you can Bluetooth connect to your neighbor's soundbar and play demon noises doesn't mean you should.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | July 8, 2024 12:17 AM |
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked him how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | July 8, 2024 12:22 AM |
I gained 20 pounds and I told my doctor I'm doing more walking than ever and he said are you walking to restaurants?
by Anonymous | reply 564 | July 8, 2024 12:44 AM |
My friend's pissed because he threw his boyfriend out the other night and he didn't have anywhere to go so he went to the casino and won $10k and now the boyfriend keeps FaceTiming my friend counting his money.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | July 8, 2024 12:51 AM |
I was just sitting on the porch enjoying the orange sunset and the crescent moon.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | July 8, 2024 1:14 AM |
I've never watched The Crown or Bridgerton.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | July 8, 2024 1:54 AM |
My A/C crapped out yesterday and I donāt know when it is getting fixed. I took my dog out for a few rides in the car with the A/C blasting and let him play in the hose before dinner and I think that helped. I feel hot and sluggish and know I will have trouble sleeping again tonight. About to take a cold shower and go to bed. Will make more calls in the morning to see if I can get a tech out here asap.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | July 8, 2024 2:21 AM |
R568, sorry to hear about your AC! Good idea to go car riding with the AC blasting.
This summer has not been unduly hot. For some reason, though, the early sunrise is really bothering me this year. It bothers my sleep on the weekends.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | July 8, 2024 2:59 AM |
I'm running a little low on Maseca flour, which is actually good. It will give me the opportunity to try Bob's Red Mill masa harina.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | July 8, 2024 3:01 AM |
By essentially applying the principles of Nearfield proximity one could create a device that would shield the target.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | July 8, 2024 3:17 AM |
This Barrel Stave Beer Flight is a unique tasting tray that holds 4 oz of your favorite beverages. Approximate size 20ā³ long, 3 1/2 ā wide, and 5ā³ tall to the top of the tallest glass. Can ship for $12
by Anonymous | reply 572 | July 8, 2024 3:21 AM |
R546, yes, switching to Select and using the check marks
by Anonymous | reply 573 | July 8, 2024 3:24 AM |
R556, Who killed Cock Robin? I, said the Sparrow, with my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin. Who saw him die? I, said the Fly, with my little teeny eye, I saw him die. Who caught his blood? I, said the Fish, With my little dish I caught his blood. Who'll make the shroud? I, said the Beetle, with my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud. Who'll dig his grave? I, said the Owl, with my pick and trowel, I'll dig his grave. Who'll be the parson? I, said the Rook, with my little book, I'll be the parson. Who'll be the clerk? I, said the Lark, if it's not in the dark, I'll be the clerk. Who'll carry the link? I, said the Linnet, I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link. Who'll be chief mourner? I, said the Dove, I mourn for my love, I'll be chief mourner. Who'll carry the coffin? I, said the Kite, if it's not through the night, I'll carry the coffin. Who'll bear the pall? We, said the Wren, both the cock and the hen, Weāll bear the pall. Who'll sing a psalm? I, said the Thrush, as she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm. Who'll toll the bell? I, said the Bull, because I can pull, I'll toll the bell. All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing, when they heard the bell toll for poor Cock Robin.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | July 8, 2024 3:27 AM |
I wish I could get some good tomatoes in my area.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | July 8, 2024 4:07 AM |
R575 I love a tomato salad with a mixture of different tomatoes in it.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | July 8, 2024 4:37 AM |
I love a homemade salsa (pico de gallo style) with fresh tomatoes.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | July 8, 2024 4:44 AM |
[quote] I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | July 8, 2024 7:02 AM |
If i could see the we in me what would the total be?
by Anonymous | reply 579 | July 8, 2024 10:17 AM |
R564 that made me chuckle! Good that you have a doc with a sense of humor.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | July 8, 2024 10:33 AM |
one hand clapping
by Anonymous | reply 581 | July 8, 2024 10:37 AM |
[quote]Good that you have a doc with a sense of humor.
Or a death wish.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | July 8, 2024 12:01 PM |
[quote] My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked him how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
At least they were rescue cats.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | July 8, 2024 12:41 PM |
I sure hope the person who usurped responsibility for starting the new threads is on the ball. Heās cutting it close
by Anonymous | reply 584 | July 8, 2024 12:43 PM |
Iām having lasagna for breakfast.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | July 8, 2024 2:05 PM |
Here's the OVERWHELMED CONTINUATION THREAD.
Sorry for the all caps, just trying to avoid a duplicate thread.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | July 8, 2024 3:43 PM |
While we appreciate the effort, can we have the original threadstarter back next time?
by Anonymous | reply 587 | July 8, 2024 4:31 PM |
[quote] Creativity appreciated
You might very well think that; I couldnāt possibly comment.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | July 8, 2024 4:48 PM |
I was going to mow the lawn today, but the āreal feelā is 104. Maybe not.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | July 8, 2024 6:02 PM |
I haven't seen my usual tomato stands up yet either. It's about time for it. I love cutting the tomato while it's still warm, peel and slice some pickling cukes(they're the best little to no seeds) into a bowl. Some salt with italian dressing yum yum yum
by Anonymous | reply 590 | July 8, 2024 6:07 PM |
I might buy beefsteak tomatoes, or those big heirloom ones. I need a big one!
by Anonymous | reply 591 | July 8, 2024 7:02 PM |
I go to an Urgent Care/Walk In Clinic a stone's throw from my house maybe once or twice a year for minor things.
Without fail I always get the same doctor. He looks exactly like Hasan Minhaj from Comedy Central.
He always remembers me, takes his time, is very thorough with such a pleasant manner. I wish I could make him my Primary.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | July 8, 2024 7:48 PM |
I spent last week re-watching Billions. Showtime ran a daily marathon. Yes, I could watch it On Demand or the Showtime streaming app but I like watching when things are on. Anyway, for me, it's right up there with The Sopranos as one of the best series ever. I miss it.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | July 8, 2024 7:48 PM |
[quote] I need a big one!
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | July 8, 2024 8:56 PM |
I'm with you, R593. Shakespearean even.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | July 8, 2024 8:58 PM |
R591, Iāve been having beefsteak tomatoes with a schmear of onion & chive or tomato & bacon cream cheese. Itās so good.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | July 8, 2024 9:03 PM |
I don't like the word "schmear."
It sounds so ... Yankee, ethnical even.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | July 8, 2024 9:20 PM |
I believe I have discovered a new-to-me media literacy requirement.
Like books one should read or films one should watch, there are television series one should watch.
It feels lime my vegetable time is being infringed upon by social enrichment requirements.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | July 8, 2024 11:03 PM |
Cubed ham transcends any store-boughten salad.
by Anonymous | reply 599 | July 8, 2024 11:08 PM |
One should always make sure one's habiliments are appropriate for the occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | July 8, 2024 11:22 PM |
Is there still such a thing as a professional photographer? I mean, you can point and shoot anything and touch it up later on.
by Anonymous | reply 601 | July 8, 2024 11:34 PM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
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