Meet my future husband, Ruben Namibia

Just look at his huge tits and meaty thighs.

How many threads do we need on this bore?

None.

Does he speak Namibian?

We've already met, OP. Do a search before starting new threads.

He's going to Bali this October, and he wants you to join him.

Poor guy looks bored as hell.

Namibia is larger than the State of Texas, with only 2.5 million people.

I doubt that there's anyone (male or female) within 100 miles of him, in any direction.

All he has are his animals.

Honey, you ain't 100% white.

Fifth thread about this guy. Enough already!

Yet another straight guy.

Yawn.

OMG, just look at those thighs.

No other languages in a region with dozens of them—meh.

[Quote] Fifth thread about this guy.

I’m sure it’s not the same deranged person posting all of them.

Ruben needs a good rimming.

And I'm the person to givei it to him!

OP: you can't hear his accent when he's giving you a BJ.

Is he gay? He says partner but that may be common speak for girlfriend/boyfriend where he from. He is so fkin hot.

I need to stay at Sossusvlei Desert Lodge.

It looks absolutely gorgeous. Especially with Ruben lounging in the pool.

I'm guessing it must be expensive as hell.

This is my absolute favorite video from Ruben's Instagram.

He lives such an idyllic life.

I love how the comments pointed out that he lives with a real-life Poomba, Rafiki, and Timon (from The Lion King movie).

It's true! Who in this world gets to have a baboon, a warthog, and a meerkat as pets?

The funny thing is that I absolutely hate monkeys. They terrify me.

But his baboon Cindy is such a sweetheart. She's so gentle, and I love how she touches his arm so that he holds her paw.

It's just the sweetest thing ever.

Poor Cindy had a health scare.

Sad, last days.

OP had to go all the way to Nambia to find someone to lust over?

Well the people of Rome had to go all the way to Argentina to find a bishop!

[Quote] Who in this world gets to have a baboon, a warthog, and a meerkat as pets?

Eric, Don Jr and Ivanka.

I think that Fort Lauderdale t-shirt gives us all the information we need....

He’s a crappy tourist?

He has very nice feet at R19.

Ruben was live streaming about four hours ago.

With puppies!

And lots of feet and spread legs.

BUMP

Omg can we keep the thirst for this lame rando to one or two threads?!? I just opened DL and the board is papered with this dude. He’s NOT all that.

R28 is Cindy the Baboon.

[quote]I need to stay at Sossusvlei Desert Lodge.

Eh, it's no beautiful Mount Airy Lodge.

[quote] Yet another straight guy.

Well that would certainly explain the Datalounge fascination with him.

[quote]Does he speak Namibian?

FYI, Namibian isn't a language. The official language is English.

He speaks Afrikaans.

Fuck him and his colonizer bloodline.

[quote] Fuck him

Gladly!

^So spend a lot more time trying to get to him rather than creating so many damn threads about him. Keep your eyes on the prize!

Come Learn More About My Baboon Sister

I am pasting my post from the other thread, and I stand by this

No joke- This guy got 50K new subscribers in less than 3 months. That's major for a channel like that with very limited content. He is using is bulge and calves. Honestly, the channel is a one note dead end. He has ANOTHER live video coming up "Come learn about my baboon sister Cindy!" Jesus Christ. He just had a "Come learn about my baboon sister Cindy" video 2 weeks ago.

Keep the faith Thindy! I know when a pimp is pimping out a ho

And that poor old baboon is being pimped out until the bitter end-

Thindy.

Bulge.

Legs.

Meerkat

Repeat.

How old is this baboon's brother?

[quote] I am pasting my post from the other thread

In which of the other six threads?

R39- 23-25-- I THINK 24-

[quote] He is using is bulge and calves

I really don't have a problem with that.

His meerkats are adorable!

Ruben shows off his nipples.

“Based” as the incels say.

R34 fuck you and your colonizer genocidal bloodline

Ruben is thirst trapping!

That fucking gross ass old baboon gives me the creeps when it makes that chittering sound . She sounds like Anthony Hopkins talking about eating the census taker . Hes hot but as desperate as I am for cock even I wouldnt travel across the world to that shithole he lives in .

Ruben grew up during apartheid. Be careful what you lust after, OP.

Shitler is shipping in Elon's homies to help launch Helter Skelter.

[quote] Ruben grew up during apartheid.

Namibia became independent in 1990 and ended apartheid there then. Apartheid ended in South Africa itself in 1993. Reuben was born in 1998.

Fragrant hole.

Ewww.

What’s his skin color?

He looks yellow skinned to me.

Cindy! Cindy! Stop fucking around!

I follow this guy, and I swear that old-ass baboon is gonna snap one day and FUCK him UP

He will give you leptospirosis, Hanna virus, and toxoplasmosis.

And Shanta virus!

And Hanta virus!!

I've tuned out from viewing his videos, but somebody let me know when Cindy the baboon croaks.

I wanna watch all the lamentations.

Let's take bets about whether they call the taxidermist when Cindy bites the biscuit.

I love his last name - Namibia! Ruben Namibia. Rolls right off the tongue.

Im waiting for the announcement of him getting his handsome face ripped off by his baboon. I saw a couple videos where you can tell he's skeptical of how the animal was behaving. He legit looked scared in a few.