What's wrong with David Muir's face?

[quote]It looks like someone beat the crap out of him.

No, it doesn't. His face is discolored but, it isn't from a fight, it's symmetrical - it's from something that was placed over his eyes.

It's shaped like a superhero mask, maybe it's face paint that wouldn't wash off.

Here is a screenshot OP should have posted.

Rough trade roughed him up.

Sucking cock in the park again.

Why does he never look straight on? He's head is always pivoted.

His posture is always so awkward. He’s hard to watch.

He's had that for years - I thought it may be bad lighting or bad makeup, but it's soooo distracting. That and his shirt sleeves pulled up and all the makeup on his hands.

Others have noticed it too.

Makeup on his hands?

It’s called work. Being pretty doesn’t come easy. Lighting, makeup, angles, maintaining a commanding butch voice for an hour- whew!😥 And those wrinkles, sags, and dark circles keep coming.

It takes a village.

He was having a searing affair with the makeup artist and broke it off suddenly.

Revenge!

The Mechanical David Muir.So uncomfortable to watch I get news else where.With hag Kelly Ripa hanging all over him clearly he’s gay.

He always looks like somebody sat on his face and farted.

r6- it's very common to make polititicans, newscasters, and actors darker/tanner. If they bring up their hands to the face, the difference is very jaring. A lot of makeup people forget to do ears and hands.

This poster posts this same thread or one almost identical to it way too often

Sometimes visiting the DL is exactly like living in the movie Groundhog’s Day.

I don't care. I'd still let him fuck me.

I’m sorry, I think he has a face like a forgotten boat shoe with the pained look of a deep seated case of anorexia. It also appears he’s taking every medication he can to keep that shock of hair on his head like Ty Warner does.

Still gorgeous when he shows up for work!

“David, for the love of God, just eat the sandwich already!”