3 British Lads naked

Who are they?

Why not all three?

R1, I believe they are from the naked Warwick Rowers.

R2, yeah, I suppose I should have put that as one of the choices.

Jonathan Bailey approves!!

I knew that DLers will choose the one with the biggest dick, though the one in the center has prettier face.

But I want all three, r5. I know that almost all uncut men are growers and not necessarily showers.

The one on the right is clearly 1/4-Irish!

Left, no centre, no left, no right, no centre, no left, no centre

Yes, all of the above should have been an option!

Treasure trail always wins.

Why isn't "none of them" an option?

I'm not into uncut, so none.

But going strictly by face, then middle.

Your loss, R11.

Can’t go wrong on this choice.

I'm not a fan of Latin guys so that ruled out the guy on the right as he doesnt have an English look. The guy in the middle looks short, that rules him out. So it's the lad on the left for me.

Right Middle Left

Why do you say that, R7?

They are all gorgeous. They have the physiques of classical statues.

R5 Nah. The one in the middle is handsome, but he has kind of a menacing look. The one on the right is gorgeous, and also has a softer, more inviting look.

The one in the middle would say, "Suck my dick, bitch!"

The one on the right would say, "Sure, please, I'd love it if you'd suck my dick. Thank you!"

The middle one is perfect

Oddly, to me, none of them appeals, and I love English men.

Maybe because they don't "look" particularly English; and I'm aware that's not a reliable determination. I'm probably stuck with 19th Century images.

Floppy hair would help.

Are there any other choices? Because these three are nothing to take home to mom.

R21, here are some shots from the 2024 Warwick Rowers naked calendar:

Left and middle look a bit grumpy and petulant. Right has a kind of half smile, looks like he’d be more fun in and out of bed. But you know, I’d happily take all three.

Perfectly intact. Beautiful.

All 3 are gorgeous - and beautiful bodies/dicks. I lean a bit more toward #2 or #3, but I'd take any of them!

Doesn't anyone have chest hair anymore?

The middle one has the cutest face but he also has that hard, miserable look of a completely hetero Russian porn twink. He looks like he's about the suffer through 20 minutes of getting fucked so he can pay rent on his under-furnished Moscow studio and maybe buy some drugs.

R27 that is an especially beautiful pic

Our left for OP's pic. He's not the best looking but he has a sexy look to his face and mouth.

R23 The guy on the right has a semi.

At r22 you mean? All three are fluffed. And succulent!

R37 No. Check out the guy on the far right at R23.

Ah. Low resolution. That's the guy I picked in op's pic of 3. On our left. With the smaller cock. He's very sexy.

No sex appeal for me. They look like extras from Bel Ami.

I’m hearing “Three Little Maids From School Are We.”

Are rowers known for having big dicks? It seems to be de rigueur with the Warwick Rowers. That's not a complaint. It's either that or someone is standing by to do the fluffing.

These are attractive men with very attractive bodies, yet none of them seem - to me - to have any heat.

And one more question - do rowers shave their bodies to gain some advantage as swimmers and divers do? Not a stray hair. in sight. Excepting bushes. Refreshing , though, that they don't shave their bushes to look like prepubescent children.

Guy on the left has the most attractive face (the others are too twinky looking for me) but of course he has the smallest dick. GODDAMNIT!

The one on the left is closer to my type than the other two, so I'll go with him. Don't care about his dick, just need his hole.

[quote]Doesn't anyone have chest hair anymore?

It probably just hasn't come in yet. I didn't have any appreciable chest hair until around the time I graduated from college. Trails come in first.

R45- One or two months after I turned 14 years old I started growing hair on my chest and I had to start shaving EVERY day. I HATED it.

I'm not talking about shaving my chest. I mean shaving my face every day.

The batch at R22 is perfection.

Had a rough day. This thread has almost single-handedly redeemed it. For some reason I prefer looking at hot guys in natural poses with softies than I do porn shots with big boners. This seems more novel and sexier somehow. The internet has me all porned out. You can really appreciate the beauty of the male body here.

Most of you are blind. The one on the left is gorgeous, his crumpled dick will fold out when aroused.

Yay for pubes!

pulpy mouth. wide set eyes. thick thighs. He's great!

Guy on the right reminds me if someone but I can’t quite think of who. Maybe a little Kris Allen from American Idol by way of James Wolk?

They're sexy angelic.

Also looks somewhat like Dr Mike

It's #3 for me.

Penis picture perfect

Guy on left has best face, IMO. But I predicted correctly that DL posters would like middle guy’s face best.

I pick ALL.

All of them as shown on all of OP's lovely posts.

Left is the sexiest.

Buffet!

Hard to believe that the one on the left does not get more votes. He is very sexy. Cleary has a grower not a shower, and has those pouchy jowls that indicate a good cocksucker.

Can I try all three before choosing?

Lots of dick on this thread, and it’s lovely.

They're all gorgeous. I'd do any of them.

Marry the guy on the right. Fuck the guy in the middle. Kill the guy on the Left. Or rather, just ignore him. I couldn't kill anyone that good looking.

Middle at R22.

None of them look diverse. How can they be considered British?

Left. I like his face. His nose is nice. I had no idea rowers were so fit

This is clearly an Anglophile thread.

Those guys in the OP are mediocre.

😂

I would rather just watch them fuck. But I'm betting they're all femboys when they talk. They must NOT speak. Dealbreaker.

hard pass on all three I'm afraid 🤮

Are you picky or just don't like Northern Europeans or UK lads?

Would you vomit over more mature Italian Olympian rowers? How about the two with the beard!

the one on the right 😍

R72 I'll take the daddy with the boner, second from the left.

And that is NOT a boner, so you're in for a treat when it does get hard.

R75 Looks like a semi to me.

Perhaps, R76. But a boy can dream that it's a long flaccid one. I know plenty of men who have LONG flaccid cocks.