Did she survive the tornado? I would assume if everyone else survived, so did she?
Did she return to the Gale farm to collect Toto to be euthanized?
Did she ever compete in biking races?
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Did she survive the tornado? I would assume if everyone else survived, so did she?
Did she return to the Gale farm to collect Toto to be euthanized?
Did she ever compete in biking races?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 18, 2024 11:53 AM |
She had sex with Toto and Uncle Henry shot em both
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2024 7:42 PM |
My headcanon is that she was swept away by the tornado and never seen or heard from again.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2024 7:43 PM |
She died. She was the counterpart of the Wicked Witch of the East. Dorothy killed both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2024 7:43 PM |
I think some stage productions have attempted to address this by saying Miss Gulch dropped the charges against Toto after finding out Dorothy was injured in the tornado. Like her heart “melted” a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2024 7:44 PM |
She started a coffee company. ☕
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2024 7:47 PM |
And changed her name to Cora.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 15, 2024 7:53 PM |
She ended up becoming too busy with the joys of orgasm after she mysteriously found the end part of a broom wedged in her hedge
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2024 7:54 PM |
Some of these responses are not taking it seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2024 7:55 PM |
Aunt Em threatened to tell everyone they were once scissor sisters
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2024 7:57 PM |
Miss Gulch and Aunt Em ran off together to open a "boarding house for women."
It's said that they slept in the same room together, but they denied it as ugly gossip.
Neither remarried.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2024 7:57 PM |
She had a 'checkered past' and birthed a daughter named Desiree, who became a touring actress. Miss Gulch changed her name to Madam Armfeldt, and advised her granddaughter Fredrika about "Liaisons".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 15, 2024 8:01 PM |
After hearing Dorothy belt a bit of “Over the Rainbow” while biking towards the Gale residence, she attempted to groom Dorothy as an up-and-coming jazz singer. This backfired when Dorothy ran off with Hunk and became an ecdysiast. This culminates in a dramatic finale, “Elmira’s Turn”.
“How do you like them ruby slippers, Mr. Wizard!?”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 15, 2024 8:04 PM |
She founded DataLounge.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 15, 2024 8:05 PM |
Miss Gultch got hit in the head by a flying fence post, when she came too, she was nice, married Hunk the farm hand. And they all lived happily ever after. -The End
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 15, 2024 8:07 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 15, 2024 8:09 PM |
She went to shit and the hogs ate her.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 15, 2024 8:15 PM |
Toto bit her in the ass, so she got the worst case of rabies imaginable & had to be put down herself.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 15, 2024 8:19 PM |
She opened the Gaiety Theater in Times Square. She chose all the talent herself, and did a damn good job.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 15, 2024 8:20 PM |
She was a dog fucker!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 15, 2024 8:21 PM |
I always thought the house actually fell on her.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 15, 2024 8:27 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 15, 2024 9:07 PM |
She became a madam and opened a whorehouse. All the ranch hands became regulars.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 15, 2024 9:15 PM |
R14 Excuse me ... Everyone knows Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory were a committed throuple. The only outsider they'd occasionally bring in was Professor Marvel when he passed through town. He had new devices to try out.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 15, 2024 9:22 PM |
As a kid, I thought that Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory were brothers and the adult sons of Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. So, Dorothy's cousins. One big happy family.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 15, 2024 9:28 PM |
[quote]Dorothy killed both of them.
Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 15, 2024 10:01 PM |
She opened a bicycle repair shop with dog-skin seating in the customer service area.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 15, 2024 10:20 PM |
I think she married Fred Trump and bore kids.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 15, 2024 10:31 PM |
She came back, took Toto, and had the county sheriff put him down. Dorothy, heartbroken, ganged herself in the barn. In retaliation, Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory broke into Elvira's house and gang-raped her repeatedly. She was too ashamed to bring charges against them, so they got off. So to speak.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 15, 2024 10:48 PM |
Why, she joined Dykes on Bikes, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 15, 2024 10:51 PM |
Do most people think Miss Gulch was of the lesbian persuasion? Is that perhaps why she was so cruel because she couldn't live her truth and as such refocused all her energies into acquiring real estate and enforcing local ordinances about pets? To be fair, the whole situation with Toto sounds very much like a "The local government and I have both stated their boundaries" situation...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 15, 2024 10:59 PM |
She saw the error of her ways, cycled to a barber shop and had her sideburns shaved off.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 15, 2024 11:19 PM |
I forget where I read this, but after everything was said and done, nothing was found of Miss Elmira Gulch but the twisted remains of her bicycle lying in a ditch with the beat up basket hanging open. Life went on. I guess this was a reference to the lyrics of "It Really was No Miracle": "The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on The Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch. Which was not a healthy situation for The Wicked Witch."
In one draft of the screenplay, Aunt Em gets a double barrel shotgun out of a kitchen closet and declares, "I'll get that dog back if I have to shoot the entire Gulch family to do it!"
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 15, 2024 11:45 PM |
Miss Gulch became a veterinarian.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 16, 2024 12:30 AM |
She was voted in as Governor of South Dakota.
She's had a bit of work done.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 16, 2024 12:41 AM |
One of the amazing things about that movie is when you watch it as an adult you see that Miss Gulch - as completely unsympathetic as she is from our point of view - would not be seen in context of her time as unreasonable and is certainly not the sadistic monster that the Wicked Witch is. She is not happy about what she is doing - she feels that she is an injured party and is in her rights to protect herself. She is unable to see how much her actions hurt Dorothy but she is not after Toto TO hurt Dorothy, unlike the Witch, who exploits Dorothy's feelings.
IIRC, the original script had an allusion to Miss Gulch's death from the tornado. It was dropped as too dark for the overall tone. It could be inferred that as a major landholder in the area the tornado damage gave her more to deal with than the matter of a feral dog.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 16, 2024 12:45 AM |
Chrissy Metz had her for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 16, 2024 12:49 AM |
After Uncle Henry died, Aunt Em and Miss Gulch (Almira) found they had A LOT in common, and it wasn't long until they moved in together.
Dorothy had to get used to having two old aunts, while locals noted their supercouple status by calling them EMIRA.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 16, 2024 1:30 AM |
She was hired by Mrs. Brady as a live-in housekeeper
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 16, 2024 1:33 AM |
She started prostituting in black face to not be recognized. I guess you could say she was the whore of a different color you hear about.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 16, 2024 2:38 AM |
One plot device that never made sense is why Miss Gulch would herself pickup a dog that had attacked her to bring to the Sheriff to be "destroyed". Where was the Sheriff? If the Toto had bitten her, wouldn't she be concerned he would bite her again. But she and Em were big lesbians which is all that mattered.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 16, 2024 2:46 AM |
She moved in with her relatives at Cemetery Ridge.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 16, 2024 6:15 PM |
She put on a lot of weight and started dancing in Jardience commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 17, 2024 4:08 PM |
She moved to North Korea and opened a Pup on the Menu fast food restaurant. It's delicious to eat your enemies.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 17, 2024 4:23 PM |
[quote]Dorothy, heartbroken, ganged herself in the barn
Pics please.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 17, 2024 4:29 PM |
Actually for me- Miss Gulch is far scarier especially riding that bicycle than she is as the Wicked Witch Of The West.
Also this scene should be shown in a continuous loop 24/7 at the Metropolitan Museum in NYC in the Americana Wing- they don't have an Americana wing but they should.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 17, 2024 4:33 PM |
She came down still peddling 20 miles away.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 17, 2024 10:02 PM |
Miss Gulch won an unofficial Tour de France held by the Nazis when they occupied France during WW2.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 18, 2024 12:36 AM |
She lived out the rest of her days in a FEMA trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 18, 2024 1:06 AM |
The more difficult question is: What happened to the flying monkeys?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 18, 2024 1:22 AM |
She's fine! She sends her Xtian disgust!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 18, 2024 1:28 AM |
[r48] You are so right! That theme and her bicycle were terrifying and her hatred of poor Toto. However, being a dog owner today, Toto being unleashed was a problem. Judge Judy would have ruled in Elmira's favor as Dorothy's dog was "out of her control"!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 18, 2024 3:02 AM |
[quote] The more difficult question is: What happened to the flying monkeys?
R52 When the Wicked Witch of the West told the head flying Monkey, “I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them,” she didn’t know the dance number “The Jitterbug” was going to be cut from the movie. The clueless jitterbug instead caused all the flying monkeys to dance to death. The ASPCA sued director Victor Fleming for cutting the number and MGM for not calling off the Jitterbug when the number was cut.
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