The Datalounge Department Store

A jewelry counter that sold pearls exclusively - for all the 'pearl clutchers' on this forum.

Don’t bother with the towel department

A Korean wig department - most profitable department in the store.

Fresh cage meat.

Phones and accessories, including personalized dialing pencils.

Whenever caftan and earrings go on sale, the back room fracases easily put Loehmanns' to shame.

Fainting couches only. NO recliners or sofas!

A segregated lunch counter.

We just discontinued the lingerie department. There wasn’t enough sales for it to be worth our time.

Circumcisions on 5.

A special section in the men's suits department for flywear, i.e., what the gentleman wears to dress up for airline travel. Neckties and bowties with your favorite airline in foulard patterns our specialty.

Colanders, of course! Our food hall sells nutloaf, Red Dragon cheese, ambrosia, Jell-o salads and prunes.

The caftan selection is AMAZING!

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Fabulous Paste Jewels

The "I',m really 75 but my friends all tell me I can easily pass for 25" eyeglass shop is on the third floor/Chesnut.

Charleston Gardens restaurant staffed by kind fat black people over the age of 50.

They're tearing down the old one. Now's the time for a reunion.

Foundation Garments for Men

An entire floor for women only - people born with XX chromosomes only. If they ever had a penis, they aren’t permitted on the floor - no men on the floor.

Our bra fitters have been retrained to better serve our new clientele. Shall we start with the pre-worn Dirty Pig jockstrap or something a bit more restrained? How about OG RL in a classic navy with wide straps? Of course we sell fetish clothing: leather on four, rubber in the basement.

Vagina capes along with the caftans

I'm the Precious Moments and Hummel figurines display.

Attention all DL shoppers: today's cooking class in the Housewares Department (7th floor, Market) led by DL's own Greg02106 (aka DeFucktardo) has been cancelled due to a lack of interest and general apathy for ice cubes and prunes.

The Milk Bar, down a brass spiral staircase on a private floor, below the Dish Queen Department. Staffed by very well paid and tipped cornfed mid-western boys studying at the city's prestigious university.

Scantily dressed twinks as salesgirls.

A special makeup counter for rich Russian ladies

Bathroom stalls with built-in gloryholes.

A Rent Boy counter

What floor is the Fiesta tableware?

Shopbottoms galore!

A "Healthy Living for the Active Gay" section, which includes douches, vitamins, protection, etc.

DL shoplifters are rampant at our store. We believe it's because they'll be strip searched and interrogated by hunky Officer Dave of store security.

The top-of-the-line Hole Maintenance department with products to make your hole both healthy and visually appealing.

R29, The Rentboy Counter is called the Milk Bar, dummy. We are an elegant establishment with a cosmopolitan clientele. No need to spell out vulgarities. Perhaps Macy's would be to your liking, sir.

End-of-life care for the ElderGay

Copious amounts of pot, silly!

Itchy Cooter Spray, Y'all, from the Brit Collection. They're flying off the shelves!

They're in the aisle next to Lume and Mando for all of the stanky pits and underboobs of the DL crowd.

Apparently no Gap or related playlists.

Penile enlargement surgery on level ten.

The greenhouse section with orchids, monstera and roses.

Music is curated by Anjunadeep.

I'm the gift-wrapping department, right next to the bathrooms.

r35, "Milk Bar" went over my head as well, dummy. Milk, in such a vague context, is something I associate with women.

r42 assures that I will never set foot in this department store.

Attention Shoppers! Visit our exclusive 7th Floor Men's Spa, an entire floor of nothing but bathrooms with many, many stalls, urinals with no dividers, and massage rooms for your pleasure.

The Sizemeat Verificatia Department is fully staffed with Eldergays and their rulers. Micropeens will be immediately shown the exit.

The salesmen at the cosmetics counter are very persuasive.

“A touch of magic, in this world obsessed with science.”

Many copies of "Hole Presentation for Dummies"

The decor line “Memories of Mother” has sold out.

Wigs, falls, and caftans.

Remember when Margaret Elliot had that short stint behind the lingerie counter?

Naturally, I run the credit department.

Mrs. Slocombe’s Rescue Pussy Emporium.

Pears soap

Mrs. Rosen's Swimwear

Please don’t ask Mrs. Slocombe whether the pussy you choose is a rescue pussy. They are all rescue pussies.

Clinique moisture surge

Jurlique®️ something something

You can find Helenesque in both the Fragrance and Liquor Departments.

The Lens Dunham Capewear Collection is on Floor 2 in the Plus Sized Department. The escalators are to the right. We know you fat whores can't climb a flight of stairs.

The menswear clothing and shoe section repurposed for us lesbians on the XX only floor, next to the hardware department.

The whiskey-voiced, boxy, significantly postmenopausal lingerie sales associate with the manly coif who smokily bellows out "ENJOY THE BRA" to the mortified pubescent child who'd just been dragged in by her mother or aunt

The Patsy Ramsey Memorial Daycare will entertain all your little darlings while you enjoy a child free shopping or dining experience ᵀʰᵉ ᴰᵃᵗᵃˡᵒᵘⁿᵍᵉ ᴰᵉᵖᵃʳᵗᵐᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵒʳᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵃᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ᵒʳ ᶦⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰˢ ᵒʳ ᵏᶦᵈⁿᵃᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍˢ

I would like to apply for a job in the department store. Preferably in the 4-star restaurant on the top floor.

Sorry DO, Greg is running the restaurant and you know how those Boston guys are….

ALL SALES ARE FINAL!!! Don't even THINK about returning that double headed dildo because you were dumped by that hottie!

If you require aid just hiss loudly and one of our shop bottoms will be unhappy to help you in around ten to fifteen minutes.

A surplus of persnickety floorwalkers making sure the shopbottoms keep busy and have tidy displays.

Be sure and stop in at Hisstopher's Lounge on the sixth floor, for a spot of lunch and a refreshing beverage. Hissy's Prissy Sissy is our number one smoothie.

Don't forget to stop by Crystal Allen's perfume counter

Our new one piece lace foundation garment-zips up the back and no bones.

Could we get some help in china?

[quote]Be sure and stop in at Hisstopher's Lounge on the sixth floor, for a spot of lunch and a refreshing beverage. Hissy's Prissy Sissy is our number one smoothie.

For a quick bite, pop into Bertha's Tea Room next to the Notions calendar. Bertha gives all little girls who ask for unbrokened cheeseburgers a quick heave-ho.

The Fat Whores Rejoice Cafe, which has a large scale at the entrance ---installed for those brazen and cheapass fatties who would like a free dollar pound cake if they weigh in at over 300 lbs.

I'm the Lovely Mrs. Richard Carlson, reporting for modeling duty in Fine Fashions.

"I'm looking for a pasta drainer — "

"No. You're not."

I'm the BOGO clearance section for all the cheap, tacky whores.

I'm the Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque section

I'm the Brach's Pick-A-Mix station at the DL candy counter.

My jelly nougats are highly prized among our fat whore clientele.

They *are* my favorites, r80.

I am the discreet, unprinted brown paper bags used for all of our "personal item" purchases. You can shop with confidence, knowing that the world will never see your new dildos, butt plugs, and other specialties. Just remember to flirt with our trusted shop bottoms so they'll double-bag everything. Otherwise, all bets are off. We use cheap paper.

Don’t forget the mayonnaise display offering Duke’s, Hellmann’s and Miracle Whip.

Whichever brand sells the most gets the DataLounge seal of approval.

Seriously what is that at R14?

I'm the Mommie Dearest memorabilia, aisle 3.

I'm Lindsey Graham, sneaking into the sex toy section, hoping no one will see

La Senatrice has been banned from the DL Department Store for multiple incidents of shoplifting in our Fine Porcelain Department.

Not gonna lie, I like the Fountain and Tea Room at Phipp's better.

[quote]r84 - Seriously what is that at [R14]?

"old effeminate men wearing feminine caftans, shopping in an elegant 1960s department store, black and white photo"

I thought R14 was “George Washington and his cabinet wearing caftans etc”

[quote]A segregated lunch counter.

Tops and bottoms can't eat lunch together?

The nail salon is offering a special on Jungle Red this week!

A special pop up shop from Nasty Pig in the basement, where you will be ignored and denigrated by our apathetic shop-bottoms.

Next to JarDance is DIY - fully hygienic operative shared spaces that allow the busy consumer tools to do that dermabrasion, highlights, and wart removal.

We're merging the condom-fitting department and the credit approval desk. Condom size will be taken into account in all future credit considerations.

We have an opening for a ribbon clerk. Please see Mr. Phyllis in Notions. On 6.

[quote] studying at the city's prestigious university.

Mediapolis, Iowa has a university?

It’s a square state with a case of bad nerves.

Datalounge's SF location at Market and Powell.

Flash mobs will break out at 11AM every Tuesday morning, singing the Jardiance commercial jingle.

DO NOT get this confused with the flash mob that breaks out on 11AM every Thursday morning that sings the Facts of Life Season 3 Intro.

People are getting them confused and it makes our flash mob choreographer very upset.

I waited on Hercules the other day!

[quote] I waited on Hercules the other day!

Hercules! Hercules!

Damn you R102! You beat me to the joke. I had that Hercules in mind as well for the DL Department Store. ;)

The Cheesecake Flavor of the Day at the Golden Girls Cafe on three is Key Lime.

THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING BATH AND BODY WORKS! STOP TRYING TO RETURN YOUR PEACH BELLINI CANDLES HERE!!!!

The Once-Around-the-Garden Salad Bar is having its grand reopening! Come visit us on 3. This week only: Free serving of non-event toast with every order!

In which department can one buy an Ungaro spring frock?

That would be the Gayer Than Gay! section on the fifth floor, r107. It has a specially selected staff for our more mature customers.

Join us for the grand re-opening of the newly remodeled Millinery Department on two!

Order your Easter fascinator today!

Lindsey put on her best caftan to visit the perfume section, so she can stock up on Helenesque and Still by Christopher Reeve

[quote]Still by Christopher Reeve

God's gonna get you for that one. 🤣

A department pointlessly devoted to wigs and hat boxes.

The “Tasteful Friends Doll House Department”. Because that’s what most of you bitches will ever be able to afford.

I'm the Billy Porter Couture! collection, already moved to the basement and marked 90% off.

The “Topping Mark” rooftop restaurant , serving delicious and non-fattening food that can clear the digestive pathway tracelessly and quickly.

Lauren Bacall stopped by the lunch counter for a cup of High Point

Our new one piece lace foundation garment: zips up the back and no bone.

R117, are you also R72?

Our pneumatic tube system delivers ice cold premixed cocktails to any department. The cocktails are gratuit however they should be used wisely to provoke and increase sales. Shop-bottoms who over supply customers without showing a rise in their sales totals will have the wholesale price of the cocktails deducted from their sales commissions.

R116 A quick interruption to kvell over her gorgeousness over those few years.

Applicable to all fat whores

There was a Drinkie Poos lounge, but it shut down sometime in the mid-2010's.

What does mid-2010 possess?

I'm the departments you simply cannot find elsewhere — Gloves and Handbags, Notions, and Foundation Garments. Please stop by our Thimble Counter for a complimentary gift.

Try one of our many service departments: travel agency, city wide concierge service, personal shopping, florist, event planning including weddings and funerals, interior decoration, closet planning and decluttering specialist.

[quote]Please stop by our Thimble Counter for a complimentary gift.

No thank you.

Sub-genius bar. Nerds from local high-schools and colleges patiently help elder-gentlemen clients understand and trouble-shoot their electronic gadgets for very reasonable fees.

^^^ And tips!

Our seasonal Rooftop Patio Garden is now open! Come meet our celebrity hostess, Bai Ling!

Where is the I Love Lucy memorabilia section? And can I find the 1984 edition of the Another World cookbook autographed by Constance Ford there?

The Bonnie Franklin slapping booth. Bring your own potted plant.

The Linda Lavin scat room. Scat to any song!

Superb R132! I'll be wearing my XXXL "Boppity Bop" t-shirt!

We're delighted to welcome Didi Van Rensselaer Mortimer to our Rooftop Patio Garden on Saturday at 11 am, when Didi will share and serve her family's special recipe for Pancakes Barbara. All proceeds will benefit The New York Foundling.

Betty Buckley's Cunts R Us.

The Did Bea Hate Betty? Learning Center

Hello, little homosexual boys! Faye Dunaway here! I'd love to make an appearance to promote my new makeup line

America's Sweetheart Susan Richardson will be at the opening of the Eight is Enough portrait gallery in the cafeteria. That is, if she can escape her Lorimar captors in North Korea and get some gas money for the trailer.

Brenda Dickson will run around with a bowl of Gelson's potato salad pretending to be chased by the paparazzi. It will really just be an idiot with an I-phone.

I'm the complimentary bottle of Helenesque t the first 100 customers.

Sign up for your DL charge-a-plate with your sales person. Bottoms can only have an account in their top's name.

^ Sorry, r140, but that packaging doesn't scream hard-boiled, showbiz dame.

"The Linda Lavin scat room. Scat to any song!"

That name will have to be changed, lest we attract the Wrong Sort to our establishment.

Attention customers: Please refrain from snatching the wigs of our sales associates and flushing them down the toilet. We've had numerous complains about the clogging and we have many patrons needing to use the restroom after eating in the chili in our Mel's Diner themed cafe.

R143 How about the Boppity Bop Linda Lavin Scat Room?

r86 Nah, Lindsay Graham is putting a seventh fainting couch on layaway.

I’m the resale area featuring pre-loved Louis Vuitton and Coach bags

I'm the narrow wooden escalators operating between floors in the east annex. No fat whores allowed.

Take it to gift wrap...

I’m the Don Loper Originals Salon, open by appointment ONLY.

Leave my pussy alone!

R147 “pre-loved”, is this a real thing?

r152 We're more familiar with pre-LUBED.

Pré-lubed à l'après-midi d'un faune, the Datalounge hymn.

As a special for DataLounge Department Store loyal customers, be sure to make your reservations for the Poo Shoes Experience. Only $250 per person.

Every weekend through the New Year, we offer our patrons the unique, unforgettable experience of the Poo Shoes in the restroom of the store's basement level.

Please note this location is different from the originally advertised penthouse level location, which quickly proved to be problematic during its first day of operation (sorry floors 1-17).

Reservations accepted in 30 minute intervals. BYOS.

You provide the shoes, we provide the poo.

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. CODE Umber - four, repeat FOUR Lutherans from Columbus near potato salad kiosk!

Luke! 4 lutherans at the potato salad kiosk STAT!

Copy!

Aaron Schock stopped by the furniture department the other day. He needed a new bed for his boudoir, the last one broke after a rough sex session with a hustler

Bryan Singer was also seen in the furniture department. He needs a new casting couch

Miss Schock managed to connect with just the right shopbottom, who accepted the return of that broken bed.

R157 / R159, Miss Schock would do well to take that bed return money and visit our spa. We're offering a special today on anal deep cleaning and bleaching.

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. Would security please escort Bryan Singer away from the toy department? Thank you.

R152 absolutely... would Dataloungers ever buy “pre owned”?

R162 Only in used jockstraps and undergear.

That’s probably “pre-loved” too, R162.

I meant R163.

“6th Floor—Bear in a China Shop. Miss SissyBoodles Pet Spa. Women’s Intimates for Men. Men’s Intimates for Women. Menstrual Hut. Customer “Service” and Miss Truvy’s Salon. Watch your step!”

^Should be “Scotty Bowers’ Customer Service Station.”

I thought Helenesque was blue?

Job Opening posted in Break Room: Elevator Operator

[quote] I thought Helenesque was blue?

Like Windex?

"8 Floor! Notions, Potions, Lotions, Dildos and Lube. Watch your step!"

Attention: We will be having our newest luxury brand of men's underwear, Skull and Bones, being modeled in the intimates department on the 2nd floor. Models will also be wearing the hot new brand of socks by Pantherella. After the show, we will have a meet and greet with the models. Bring your cameras!

r168=Joey Luft

R173 it comes in a bottle that's a shape that isn't a circle......

I’m salesgirl Amzie, and I’ll happily bring out caftans for your perusal.

“Here’s something you might like…”

If you don’t buy anything, I’ll attend your funeral and kick your casket!

John Travolta was spotted in the upstairs men's room stalls.

We had to throw Kevin Spacey out of the spa. Again.

Gift wrap department has been revamped...not for the better.

^Wherever did you find that? Is that one of those AI creations?

The world’s only Department Store where the departments are arranged by wordplay and Freudian associations.

[quote]Is that one of those AI creations?

Yes, r179.

Ooh. Brave New World.

Why do all of the display toilets have glory holes next to them?

The display toilets are not for use. Display only!

Does the department store allow emotional support animals?

[quote]Does the department store allow emotional support animals?

Only the two-legged ones.

Only one brand of pantyhose is sold in our hosiery department.

[quote] Only the two-legged ones.

Great. I will bring my emotional support peacock.

[quote]Great. I will bring my emotional support peacock.

I'd be very careful going through the Millinery department if I were you, r188.

I'm the extra-tall main escalator, made for dramatic descents by queens with one arm elegantly extended to the handrail, perfect posture, and a Babe Paley half-smile on their faces.

I'm the Celeste Talbert School of Poise, giving lessons on said escalator.

I'm the saucy elevator operator ("Floor, please?") who definitely CAN be had for the price of a salted peanut.

[quote]I'm the saucy elevator operator

Better that than a suicidal Fran Kubelik.

Do you sell rentboys here?

I'm having dessert in the Zaftig Courtesan cafe.

A " Young Eldergay" department targeting those 55 to 65. The full length mirrors will have a glaze to minimize details of facial aging . The mirrors will reflect a more elongated body view and show a slimming image . A well stocked "Spanx" area will be maintained and staffed by local men 25 to 35 with 5% body fat. Clothing will be sourced from China and Vietnam using patterns of authentic " Ah Men" and "International Male " garments upsized in the waist somewhat. The well stocked cologne counter will have Aramis, Halston, Grey Flannel and YSL as key lines. It will will feature hard to find discontinued items such as Clinque for Men Non Streak Bronzer and Aramis RNA /DNA Anti Aging Cream. This department will be modeled after the dance floor of The Saint with a smaller version of the planetarium projector placed in the centrally located cologne department . Only disco music from the 70s until 1982 will be played by the resident DJ who also works the fragrance counter to supplement his social security. During the summer, we will celebrate" Happy Hour Friday " with an actual live "B" or "C" level disco star performing on a small platform outside the weekend wear area. This Friday will be Pamela Stanley singing her hit Coming out of Hiding !!

"Attention: We will be having our newest luxury brand of men's underwear, Skull and Bones, being modeled in the intimates department on the 2nd floor. Models will also be wearing the hot new brand of socks by Pantherella. After the show, we will have a meet and greet with the models. Bring your cameras!"

And lots of small bills!

We would like to apply to be a vendor at your department store. We offer a wide variety of custom apparel for the plus sized individual. We can provide a testimonial from Miss Suzanne Sugarbaker, former Miss Georgia.

The Miss Lindsey collection lines of lingerie, hoop skirts, formal gowns, and accessories.

Free shipping and 20% off on all online orders for the month of June, code PRIDE20

R198 is one of the Miss Valdosta Feed and Grains of the world.

No refunds !

That's Donna Jo Karns to you R201.

I’m your free personal shopping assistant.

If I attach myself to you it’s because you look suspiciously needy or you’re ethnic.

I stop and chat with EVERYBODY. This is going to be painful for you.

Self-checkout kiosks are 15 items or less! This will be strictly enforced by our fussiest customer service representative! And no, we DO NOT want to hear your complaints about self-checkout!

For those of you have had your credit card declined at checkout, please feel free to visit our Condolence Room, where Miss Peanut will be in attendance to provide comfort.

And I will condole you.

Miss Peanut is no longer with us R207. Kristi Noem decided she was no longer useful and took her down to the gravel pit.

R209 We are NOT in South Dakota, R209

Do you think there're enough queens in Pierre to make this thing fly?

[quote] Self-checkout kiosks are 15 items or less!

Fewer!

Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you want credit...go to Helen Waite.

R212 Helen Waite answers to me at R53, and she better not forget it.

The Kids’ Department is now closed to allow for an expansion of the Rescue Dog ant Mitzi Accessory Emporium.

R214, are the dogs in the Rescue Dog and Mitzi Accessory Emporium rescue dogs?

"Will that be on BankAmericard, Master Charge, or Date-o-Plate?"

I am pleased to report that our Pride Month display has generated a lot of positive feedback from our customers. Thom in window dressing outdid himself with the long row of rainbow-hued glory holes manned by junior shopbottoms with pubes dyed to match the color of their glory hole. During the lunchtime rush there's quite a line at this interactive exhibit! Management would like to thank Thom for the wonderful display. He will be receiving a 5% discount code for Mitzi's Emporium. The volunteers at the glory holes each received a personal handshake from our VP of sales.

We're protesting this store for having a Pride display! What if children wander into the store and see all this filth?

[quote] "Will that be on BankAmericard, Master Charge, or Date-o-Plate?"

How about Diners Club?

Don't worry, Moms. I'll be there keeping an eye on your children.

Don’t forget to visit our Golden Girls pop-up shop experience. Try on slouchy boots, schedule a consultation with our Lanai designer snd eat cheesecake all while listening to authentic storytelling performances from our Sicilian and Minnesotan artists in residence.

The GGE ends June 30. Follow us in TikTok and Insta.

[quote]Miss Peanut is no longer with us [R207]. Kristi Noem decided she was no longer useful and took her down to the gravel pit.

Not in the least bit amusing, Cunt R209.

Miss Peanut is alive and well, and we cannot wait to see all the fun and games Trump, Noem and their friends have planned for you should they prevail in November.

Shame on you.

Miss Peanut is fine. She sends her love!

I'm the dressing rooms; no more than 3 men at a time.

Although she is a national treasure, Dami Judi is banned from DL Department Store due to her shoplifting.

As a humanitarian gesture, Lainie Kazan is welcome in the store when accompanied by one of our personal shoppers.

Does anyone else like feeding the raccoons in the "Grey Gardens" section?

Finally, a restroom for every letter of the queer alphabet.

At the Datalonge store "Petites" means clothing for pocket gays and "Junior Miss" is for fembois.

The S&M Collection is in the second level basement, only accessible via the loading dock elevator.

I’m men’s toiletries section next to the cologne counter. Tons of great shaving products and fancy soaps, along with shelf space dedicated to a small selection of “fancy” intimate care products.

Of course, there will be no Fur Salon, but this bygone concept will be replaced by a Jock Strap Lounge and feature the same type of monthly modeling shows staged for select clientele, by invitation only.

I am the extra strong security tags filled with ink. We know you bitches have really sticky fingers.

R232 This leads to many older customers shoplifting on purpose, hoping to be taken into the security office and "interrogated" to live out their YoungPerps porn fantasy. What they don't know is that this action will appear as a separate charge on their credit card.

the Vivian Vance Hair Salon

That AI shit is out of control.

r234 Why are there banks of slot machines in the hair salon?

I’m the [bold]YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT![/bold] sign in the Tablescapes department. Bill sucked off a lot of grammar nazis to make it happen.

AI is still very sketch with what it chooses to fill in the blanks. Although, a hair salon should not have been a problem. AI frequently adds extra fingers to hands since it does not see it as significant, like the number petrels on a flower. Bad AI training.

Trump Surplus. A clearinghouse of products from the family's heyday of merchandising.

At the coffee counter, Rudy coffee is being sold at 20% discount through July. The perfect aroma for Log Cabin Republicans. Two pound bags are available for sale in the gourmet goods aisle.

BILL TAYLOR would be the doorman, greeting all DL patrons with his GOD BLESS, proudly wearing his latest Hollister outfit.

I'm boycotting the store if it's going to sell Rudy's crap coffee or other MAGA shit!

R239 The emperor has no clothes!

I am the permanently employed contractor who repairs the glory holes put there daily in all the men's bathrooms. As soon as I patch them up, another one shows by the next day. Management seems to be indifferent.

If you have to ask whether we validate, you probably don't belong here.

Have you found a treasure?

Located inside the Streisand Fashion Mall.

“We’re completely out and if we get more, we won’t remember you, your size, or your color. Seriously, you have better things to do, right?”

Sell the Grassley Vacuum Constriction Devices

Who smeared MAGA shit around our store? Appalling.

Let’s be DL Backstage, I’m housed in the former layaway department. I contain assorted crap that would never go on the main floor. The crusiest bathrooms are just next to the elevators.

CLEARANCE SALE!

All of our various lines of Trump's VP gear are now on sale at an ear-slashing 80% off!

Sorry -There isn't anything with JD Vance on it. No one saw that coming.

The hand wipes at the door are always empty. Those are not cum rags you silly queens.

Bump

Were the R222 pets right about r 209's fate?