Tasteful Friends: It is my 15th DataLounge Anniversary

Present hole and smoke copious mounts of pot, silly!

15th Anniversary is the "Let's be...." anniversary. Therefore, you must start a "Let's be ...." thread to remain a member in good standing.

[Brings Denise walnut and date loaf made with wheat flour, eggs and milk to spite her]

Close the drapes, OP.

Put on your big sunglasses.

Pull the covers up and over your head.

Tell the nurses to close the door.

Please. I’m not even 35 yet. R4

I’m still going to think of people who have been here for fifteen years as newbies.

I’ve only been here 20.

My pussy stinks.

This post made me remember how long I have been visiting this cesspool and it brought a smile to my face, I’m getting close to 20.

Newbie

Congratulations young OP

This thread and others make me think that Datalounge is basically a secret underground civilization of people who have never seen the actual world above. The only clues they have to it are some ancient videotapes of the complete series of "I Love Lucy" and "The Golden Girls," and they watch these over and over again, obsessing about them, going over every last detail, and wondering just how life in the sunlit world above can possibly correspond to the details of what they're seeing on the holy videotapes.

OP, can you share your memories of Judy “Pills” Garland? I loved her.

But MizezSlocombe was a self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-involved cunt. She hadn’t stitch of wit, humor, or humanity.

That’s bad, R12?

Congrats, OP. Also, fuck you.

R12 — I also have full length videotapes of “Hazel.” They were a family heirloom.

May I bring my friend, Julie? She won’t stop at Once Around the Garden - but if I was you I wouldn’t mention it to her.

Happy anniversary, OP! I’ve been on DL nowhere as long, but I admire all the wit and humor, and even some wisdom for you all on this board. I don’t use subscription services, I just password share, but this is pretty much the most entertaining $2/mo going around.

[quote]How else shall I celebrate today?

Buy yourself a nice blouse, OP.

Nice to see you’re still making it all about you, OP.

R13 I don’t remember JudyPills but I remember many references to her. I started when Kirker and Price Leatherbarrow were prominent.

Ginny from Billing said to remind you that none of the above can expensed to DL. We can barely afford the Annual Christmas Party.

Kisses, doll.

Why, today is my UNbirthday!

[quote]How else shall I celebrate today?

Head to the bathhouse and slip on nacreous layers of permacum.

That’s great, OP. But do you drain your pasta?

I've signed exactly two posts since 2011, purely by accident. If you're holding on to hate for that long. That's all you and your ad hominems.

Congratulations, OP.

In honor of your anniversary, you get a free half hour, fresh-air session with me. Call to schedule.

(Remember to bring along poop bags for scooping.)

OP, you must treat yourself to a fixded cheeseburger tonight.

^Oops. Fido photo fail.

In the water I'm a very skinny lady.

R9 OH FANK YOU! YOU FIXDED MY CHEEZBURGER

I recommend you treat yourself to pron, cak, and graxy to celebrate. Either separately or all together if you’re a fat whore rejoicing.

Hi, I’m OP and I still turn on and off my computer with my toe. My cats use the hump on my back as a perch. I have refrigerator magnets. Le Male no longer rests on a dusty nightstand tray, but it did. It’s a bond; roll it over.

OP: Wear that new (roomy) caftan and head to the nearest grocery store with your mobility scooter, load up your basket with all the junk food you can fit in there—-like the fat rejoicing whore you are—-then head home screaming at all the cunts who get in your way.

It’s a day to reaffirm your DL anniversary!

"I started when Kirker and Price Leatherbarrow were prominent."

Does anyone know if Kirker ever grew up and started supporting himself, or is he still sucking the life out of his rich daddy and his hot stepmother?

Anyone remember Kirker's furniture store/design studio fiasco in Austin? Good times!

Good to see the crown princess of cuntery, Mrs. Slo-cum, is still around @R27.

David, how did that GoFundMe workout for you?

Happy Sweet 15th, OP.

Yes, memories of good times indeed, R36. High time for a reunion.

Your name reminded me of its homophone: WHET David Ehrenstein?

[quote]and slip on nacreous layers of permacum.

That's just in the sauna.

[quote]Anyone remember Kirker's furniture store/design studio fiasco in Austin? Good times!

Or the time someone told us how he once clogged the toilet with a huge shit at a party he attended. His response to the tale was a panicked:

Do I know you?

This is why we can't talk about Datalounge on Datalounge anymore. It's too bad.

I’ve been here over 20 years! 💕

Ditto, R42.

Treat yourself to a Lunchable, OP.

Op what’s your address so I can send you a shitbra.

Obviously nothing will do but this week's Airing of the Cliches.

27 (but who is counting?)

[quote]Op, what’s your address so I can send you a shitbra?

It's The Little House on the Prarie, R45.

Op treat yourself.

Arby's has an online special, five sandwiches for $5.00. But tomorrow is the final day to reward yourself with such a glorious anniversary gift.

Find a possum in a drawer and go watch your neighbor become a gargoyle!

Is 30, Fat, and Friendless still fat and/or friendless?

Is the son-in-law who fell for and ran away with his father in-law still with said (former?) father-in-law?

I don’t remember those R51.

I'm reminded of Denny every time I see a rolling suitcase on the street.😢

Did you at least celebrate with hobosexual relations on the day and then send him on his way with a juice box?