Jelly Roll

I learned from his Howard Stern interview that the new woke phrase for opening act is “direct support act”.

Who or what is it?

I can’t stand the sight of him.

His wife is a former “sex worker”.

I mentioned in another thread that I’m tired of seeing him show up in my newsfeeds multiple times everyday. The face tats, the meth teeth veneers and his supposed legal struggles get real old real quick. His tacky wife is a piece of work, too. Go away!!

I heard him interviewed by Howard Stern today. This is exactly what I pictured when I was listening to him.

The ONLY jelly roll that matters, bitches!

Nah, R7/Christy.

THIS is.

Middle America loves these great big chunky bearded men

Now THAT is what ya call a "fat fuck."

Hear me out: Last month I went to Nashville for work. My first time going and I had some spare time so I bought a ticket to the Grand Ole Opry. Jelly Roll was added to the lineup a few days before the show and the ticket prices went through the roof.

So I have now seen him in person and, while I would never buy any of his records or have much desire to follow his career from here on out, I CAN say that I get it. He has fantastic energy on stage and oozes authenticity in a way that has the audience in the palm of his hand. He can also really belt out a song.

Seems like he’s gone through it in life and made something of himself and brings joy to a lot of people so hey, let him do his thing.

R11 no. He should be playing dive bars at the most. You know how many people are saints and bust their ass to learn music and this junkie felon fuck with a shitty off-key gravel voice, who doesn’t even know what a G chord is just rolls out of prison and is the toast of the town. His woe is me shit is wearing thin. He’s the Uncle Kracker lite of modern day. He can’t disappear quickly enough.

Playing the Grand Ole Opry. Jesus.

His new methveneers are fluorescent

You just know he has or does say “fag” a lot

Never heard of him up to now, cant say it looks like I've missed much. Shawn Mendes voice combined with the fat with face tatts look is not a winning combination for me

Fortunately I never get the latest trends pushed at me, the way I use my streaming service plus my avoidance of most social media means most of this shit that trends (because some music company executive decided it needs to) just passes me by.

He's ugly and fat as fuck, he looks disgusting and like he smells bad and I hate that he is fame adjacent to the point that I have to see and hear him when I have no desire to be subjected to it.

Somebody save me, me from myself I've spent so long living in Hell They say my lifestyle is bad for my health It's the only thing that seems to help All of this drinkin' and smokin' is hopeless But feel like it's all that I need Somethin' inside of me's broken I hold on to anything that sets me free I'm a lost cause Baby, don't waste your time on me I'm so damaged beyond repair Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams I'm a lost cause Baby, don't waste your time on me I'm so damaged beyond repair Life has shattered my hopes and my dreams What if the night sky was missin' the moon? There were no shootin' stars to use wishin' on you And all of my sorrows, I'd just wash them down It's the only peace, I've ever found

His lyrics are horrible, don’t rhyme and depressing as fuck

Something sinister about him behind the pudgy friendly fat party guy veneer. Here he is performing with Wynonna as she has a vertigo attack.

Nice tone to his voice, but there's a lot of strain, he'll damage his moneymaker if he continues with this technique.

[quote]Shawn Mendes voice

Mendes wishes he had a voice like this. He'd have an actual career beyond that one song if he had a voice like this.

R19 Jelly has a fucking horrible voice all around. That people are acting like it’s good at all is crazy.

Would a chainsaw work better for you, MAGAt?

I wouldn't't allow him down my throat or anywhere else inside me.

It’s more like “Somebody Save Us.

Meth heads in Flyoverville love him because he's "one of us"!

Paul Walter Hauser will play him the movie of his life story.