Kevin Spacey is BROKE and living in BALTIMORE

Poor pervert! Boo hoo hoo.

Although not as rich as he once was he still has a net worth of around $20 million. He'll be fine

Kanye next!

Yeah, like a content mill knows how much money he has.

You’re mighty gullible.

Good morning Baltimore!

He hasn't spent 60 million on his lawyers. But surely many millions. And wouldn't he have insurance? I have legal insurance and I'm just a professor. He's full of shit. He's back on trial in 2025. Where there is smoke there was fire.

I doubt Kevin Spacey ever had 100 million.

Spacey is good at playing immoral reprehensible people but can't play sympathetic at all.

I laughed within 5 seconds of that clip.

Maybe Elton and Elton's husband David Furnish can help him out and get him to clean the yacht or something.

@r5, How much money does he have, genius... We'll wait

It’s called consequences.

Which part is worse?

I’d say living in Baltimore.

I agree with Ruth

He's fine.

I get the hate. It's deserved. He did disgusting things. He's been cancelled. He's humiliated.

But what should he do? Give up? Shoot himself? Everyone goes into survival mode. His is to do this 'apology' tour whatever that might be and then do everything he can to get work. He's trying isn't he? Or should that not be allowed?

Maybe he could rent a room from John Waters. At the very least, I’m sure Waters could point him in the direction of a more affordable hitman. .

Maybe he shouldn’t have touched me.

He's over the hill. He's 64. "Get back to work"? Oh please. Also, he's perved on guys at every workplace. Perhaps performing arts is better without this damaged piece of shit. Meaning every young man in all the potential future workplaces. He is toast.

And I thought I had it bad.

[quote]But what should he do? Give up? Shoot himself? Everyone goes into survival mode. His is to do this 'apology' tour whatever that might be and then do everything he can to get work. He's trying isn't he? Or should that not be allowed?

He's 64. He can live modestly out of the limelight. He's not going to rehabilitate his image and as has been discussed in other threads he isn't going to get acting roles as he's toxic and people won't hire him.

If he keeps his hands to himself and his dick in his pants the $20 million he has left should get him through... If things get really bad maybe the Von Tussles will rent him a room

Too bad he’s not a Republican politician. He’d be fine.

The filthiest person alive!

Sorry toots, that’s what a GoFundMe is for.

I'd rather be broke in Baltimore than being in the same studio as Piers Morgan.

Sad. I cannot kick someone when they are down like this (except for Trump).

Being unable to work is one thing. Losing your home is the straw that could break someone coupled with owing millions in legal fees. He also has not been found guilty so far. What would you like him to do...kill himself?

He's 'Way Down in the Hole'

When he's all puffy from crying he looks like Karl Malden.

A great many actors fled to Italy and later the Philippines for film work back in the 1950s-1970s. Granted you had to swallow a great deal of pride given the nature of the projects.

You perved on people much younger than you. You abused your power. You cowered in the closet until you needed our support. All this I could forgive. But Kevin . . .

What?

Baltimore?

Perhaps he should not have lived a life committed to demeaning and violating others by sexual assault.

I could get you a job at the baths, Mary.

His hair is thicker and the droopy jowls are gone. Freshened and tight, sad and contrite... ready for the final phase of his career (character actor).

Bahaha! Horrible acting on his part as well.

R26 Frauen in the house

[quote] Kevin Spacey is BROKE and living in BALTIMORE

Is this the sequel to "Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris"?

He did this to himself, as has been said, by abusing his position of power, which he obviously had been doing for decades (including to two people I know personally). I certainly don't know how much money he actually still has left (none of us here do), but he's been acquitted left and right in trials both here and in the UK, so he hasn't had to pay any damages--just his lawyers' fees. If that's cleaned him out--well, again, those are the breaks when you think you can indiscriminately grope and perv and force yourself on and intimidate people of no power into getting from them what you want.

His sleaziness around coming out only when he thought it would gain him sympathy (with the implication that what he did is what all gay people do) makes me have zero sympathy for him. It's true I've never liked him, but whether anyone has sympathy for him or not, he's probably in a far better position than anyone else would be who did what he did and wasn't a famous actor. Let him go to Europe, where he might have better luck resurrecting his career.

He screwed this up by having such a high profile during his court cases with those creepy YouTube videos and such. He failed to realise that the workplace and insurability issues were a different kettle of fish. Even if he had a chance, he already peaked too early. Now, he just comes off as a fringe whiner.

Has no remorse for the harm that he chose to cause. He only weeps for himself. Classic sociopath.

R37 Let him go to Europe to recover his career? To do what? Make Spaghetti Westerns and Giallos?

I feel sorry for him. What he did was legal in Europe. If only he had fucked twinks in Europe, he would still have his money.

Whatever, R40. Europe has generally been more hospitable to the likes of Spacey than here.

R42 I heard the age of consent in Austria is 12. So no suprise they like him more over there.

It's actually 14 in Austria, R43.

R41- He much more. He had people fired who tried to help or defend those he preyed on. The very definition of an entitled bully. I despise people like KS. They prey on the weak and those who aren't in a position to hold him accountable.

[quote] He's 64. He can live modestly out of the limelight. He's not going to rehabilitate his image and as has been discussed in other threads he isn't going to get acting roles as he's toxic and people won't hire him.

Next year he is eligible for Medicare. He'll be fine. Pervert...

R65- Did much more.

Even before the public learned of his predatory proclivities Spacey was hard to cast and generally came across as unsympathetic. He played villains effectively but what sort of roles would he be considered for now?

R44 here it says: Sexual contacts that do not involve sexual intercourse remain unpunished if the age difference between the young people is not more than four years and the younger partner is already 12 years old. If sexual intercourse occurs, this remains unpunished if the age difference is not more than three years and the younger person is already 13 years old.

^ Um, villains? 🤔

[quote] Being unable to work is one thing. Losing your home is the straw that could break someone coupled with owing millions in legal fees. He also has not been found guilty so far. What would you like him to do...kill himself?

What??!!!! Where were all you sympathetic bitches when I was making the press rounds about losing my home?!!! And I am NOT a sexual predator who disgraced his community!!! I have an Emmy, a Tony and a Grammy!!!!

[quote] if the age difference between the young people is not more than four years and the younger partner is already 12 years old. If sexual intercourse occurs, this remains unpunished if the age difference is not more than three years and the younger person is already 13 years old.

So how does this apply to Spacey, R49?

[quote]I feel sorry for him. What he did was legal in Europe.

In which European country is it currently legal to subject people to unwanted sexual contact and/or sexual harassment?

Wasn’t Paul Schrader giving him a recent job? As well as defending him?

If Matthew Broderick can work in an ice-cream shop, then so can Kevin Spacey. That's what I say.

Mr. Spacey must have the dignity of low paying, demeaning,. exploitive work.

He should’ve been nicer to people on the way up.

Maybe he could perform Clarence Darrow like on a community baseball field.

One of the WORST things he did was come out as gay in the midst of that scandal. I mean….no, thanks.

[quote] Spacey is good at playing immoral reprehensible people but can't play sympathetic at all.

How dare you? He did terrific job playing a disfigured teacher in Pay It Forward

R53 I think they lied and wanted to metoo him for fame and fortune.

[quote]I get the hate. It's deserved. He did disgusting things.

What did he do to that was so horrible?

Hit on younger guys?

When did DL become puritanical prudes?

R62: Fuck off , Kevin. We hate you.

R62=grab 'em by the pussy!

There’s a difference between hitting on younger guys whom you encounter at a bar or a party and persistently harassing young men who are your subordinates in your workplace. A guy at the bar can walk away or tell you he’s not interested without risking his career.

R65- Exactly. It is abuse of power.

He's ready for his 2nd career, a Carnival Cruise Director. Ain't we got fun! (if you're a twink, the answer is no)

It's the mark of a true sociopath to pretend they're the victim when consequences fall upon them. The refusal to take any responsibility proves he's gotten exactly what he deserves.

I would have spread my legs for Kevin to get a movie role

I wish he would fuck off and retire. I don't want to listen to him complain for the next 20 years.

I just do not believe that he doesn't have the money to retire and live quietly. He doesn't want to do that. He wants the attention, adulation, power, and income to an extravagant lifestyle. He refuses to go away quietly and he refuses to downsize his way of living. He should be grateful to not be in prison, but sociopaths do not think that way.

I also don't believe he's broke. Broke from what--lawyers defending him successfully from lawsuits? I call bullshit.

2nd best actor in our senior class at Chatsworth High School.

"If he keeps his hands to himself and his dick in his pants."

Why should he?

95% of men, gay, straight, or indifferent, can't/won't keep their dick in their pants. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many STDs, unwanted pregnancies and rapes.

If he's truly broke (and I'd bet he isn't), then he can take his two Oscars and go live quietly somewhere on Medicare and Social Security. He's hardly Oscar Wilde here.

He's going for the Edna Turnblad part in Hairspray

Kevin can go fuck off and exile himself to whatever European country Roman Polanski calls home. In fact, perhaps the two of them can collaborate and start a commune for disgraced celebrity sex pests. Bill Cosby and Woody Allen can join them, and the four of them can have regular prison Zoom calls with their partner-in-crime Harvey Weinstein.

The only way he could have wasted so much money to be "broke" and hiding in Baltimore is if he paid off multitudes of his sexual assault victims.

Kevin, you hair-hopper you!

@r74, "Why should he? "

Because according to the whiny little bitch it's cost him $80 million to grab underaged boys and unless he wants to spend his twilight years in jail maybe he should stop

$20 million? So, he can buy himself a nice condo and an iPad and call an escort service and have them send over a rent man to play out whatever fantasy he'd like and then buy the rent man an iPad.

R10 is quite butthurt

How much is it to store a mansion full of crap for a month somewhere?

Pay your bills bitch

@r81, Your stupidity hurts all of us ☹️

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Handsy.

He didn't "grope," he "caressed." So much classier.

By any other name...

The exquisite Joel Kinnaman said he was creepy.

Joel Kinnaman is sooooo hot.

Not a lot of sympathy for him here, and I get it. But he came across as very contrite and downright been down in this interview. I hope he finds peace. He had a hard life growing up.

Beaten* down

[quote]He's ready for his 2nd career, a Carnival Cruise Director.

Singing old Bobby Darin songs on the Lido Deck.

The way he uses the word "caress" Ewww.

Oh, please. I'm sure most of us would love to be as "broke" as poor Kevin Spacey.

Hey Kev, maybe you can get a spot in this show!

Goddamn it! I have to pay Spacey's lawyers for losing to him in court!

That didn't work out the way I ythought it would.

Didn't we also excoriate several women (see Gian Ghomeshi) for continuing to flirt or date the accused after being "assaulted"? One of these Channel 4 doc kweens sent Kevin nude pics 3 years later (shown on this interview)...tell me again how traumatized he was.

Believe all victims? Sorry, I can't.

R96 who said “believe ALL victims?”

The pic of him in r3 is horrible. What is wrong with his lips?

Well, here comes the cunt brigade!

R99- I knew Spacy was posting on thread! 🤣

The cunt brigade ? AT DL?? This cannot be true!

Thanks for the good news,couldn’t happen to a more arrogant fuck.

I‘ll bet he wishes there was a studio system still in place that would work overtime to protect their star. Meanwhile who cries about their woes on television like that: to quote the Godfather “ You could act like a man!”. Have some self-respect- but if he had any he wouldn’t be in this situation. But sniveling fags are out.

Karma, Sis, Karma.

I wonder if people will mourn when he finally dies?

Oh yeah? Well I saw Spacey panhandling outside a skate park yesterday.

Word of his obnoxious lechery got around long before it was in the news. He had a reputation in the suburbs of L.A. for groping barbers and hairdressers. Now he’s crying over what he brought upon himself? Spare us.

To the highest bidder 🏠

R108 Good to hear. His ass belongs in jail, not on TV crying for himself.

[quote] Kevin Spacey is BROKE and living in BALTIMORE

When you're in Baltimore, you have to do SOMETHING.

How soon before he's living in a van down by the river?

Time for only fans

To R19...this is Phillywhore

I didn't type& post the comment at reply 19.

Was it the Russian troll farms in St. Petersburg or artistic whims of DL.

You’ve reached celebrity status, Phillywhore. Congrats?

So Spacey is now a Baltimoron?

idc.

Scumbag

To R114...That's why I never became an actor.

I got a wife and kid in Baltimore, Jack/I went out for a ride and I never went back

Spacey would be a lively booking for reality TV (Big Brother House, Jungle). He'd like the money and exposure. Then again he has another UK court case next spring, so would need to confer about schedules.

r120 Can you imagine how smug he would be in that sort of show?

There's the flasher who lives next door!

[quote]Can you imagine how smug he would be in that sort of show?

Maybe more eager to show what a changed man he is, how he can get along blamelessly in a group, blips of wisdom shared. Flashes of high talent with impersonations, lot of tears. Smugness would I think be stomped on quickly. His reality TV mates and every viewer would know he's effectively on probation.

I guess that cochon won’t be shopping at Peck and Peck anytime soon!!

I thought he was at least a good actor. But acting contrite and broke and crying on Piers Morgen? There should be some sort of legal punishment for this kind of behavior. With a trial by jury with members of SAG.

Just in case Muriel is reading this: I'm on the latest version of Android and it looks like there's a bug where the right rail drawer doesn't work when there's a Twitter preview link like this. Every time I try to tap a link on the right rail, it directs to the Twitter link instead.

He's making the podcast rounds. He's the guest on Lex Fridman's latest. I couldn't watch it all.

I don't understand why he had to do anything illegal to get laid.

He's a talented actor with a great speaking voice. If Jeremy Renner can get laid then Kevin Spacey can get laid.

He should re-invent himself as a drug dealer.

[quote] How soon before he's living in a van down by the river?

No, Kevin. You can't steal my act or my van!

R4 I don’t think Kevin ever generated as much income as Kanye and Kanye will continue to generate revenue because he wrote/cowrote his songs.

[quote]I don't understand why he had to do anything illegal to get laid.

A mutual sexual encounter isn't what interests a person like this. He gets off on the non-consensual aspect and exerting power and control over others.

R128 R132 You could ask the same about Bill Cosby behavior for almost 50 years. He was famous, rich, a well-liked celebrity and could have as many women as he wanted. But his perverted mind wanted control over women who had not consent to sex. It was a demented power-play .

Casa Spacey

He can always be a lunch lady at an all boys school. Surely he can afford a hair net?

His brother said in the recent documentary that he - the brother - was raped consistently for years by their Dad, who also a neo-Nazi. It’s very sad and I’m sure their childhood was very traumatic. No telling what happened to Kevin. I think he’s a nice and talented guy who has so heavily compartmentalized his trauma that it’s split his personality. Monsters are not always born that way, but rather made that way.

Strange the parallels between the character in American Beauty played by Chris Cooper and Spacey’s own father.

R136 Kevin Spacey apologists can spin it all they want. I was raped twice by a close relative around age 12, but I never used it as an excuse to sexually assault anybody else.

Why Baltimore? How did he end up there?

R134. Jesus, that Venice-try-hard thing…in Baltimore?

Did he build/buy this distasteful monstrosity anticipating a loss or write off?

[quote] Why Baltimore? How did he end up there?

R138 I guess you didn't watch the clip? He said in the interview he moved to Baltimore in 2012, ahead of the first season shooting of House of Cards.

R140.

Yeah, but why the hell stay?

Oh…a case of the poors.

^^^ You can only buy underaged twinks so many Cosmos before it starts hitting the wallet.

[quote]r111 How soon before he's living in a van down by the river?

[quote]r130 No, Kevin. You can't steal my act or my van! — Tori S.

A Lifetime Original Movie where Kevin, Tori and Kate Jackson all live in vans down by the river would be GREAT!

Brought together by the need to ward off bears, they decide to improve their lot by [italic]putting on a show!

[quote]Next year he is eligible for Medicare. He'll be fine. Pervert...

And doesn't SAG have a pension plan too?

Maybe he can move somewhere cheaper. Like Kansas City.

There's always Dinner Theatre.

^^^ Amen.

R146, tell me about it.

Maybe he needs a quickie arranged marriage (not to Diane) (wherever she is.) Then he can give interviews about, “Everything’s different since Jace/Michael/Tim… I look back at my single years and it’s as if I were a different person. I suppose, really, I was.”

You know, that sort of thing.

How the fuck could Spacey be broke? He is worth millions.

I think earlier posters were correct when they said he was secretly settling cases, r150. There's no way he spent all his money just by paying for lawyers. He was a famous actor for decades.

He’s able to turn the tears on there again he is an accomplished actor. I suspect his victims don’t have to act.

He’s not broke, he’s a lying conman and sociopath who’s made a career of playing himself in films and TV shows.

Agreed, R153. Kev’s pity party on Piers Morgan was some of the very worst acting I’ve seen from him. There’s nothing Spacey can do to salvage his reputation at this point. It’s over, and he needs to accept it.

Totally agree R154 - and he's making the situation worse by doing this. He clearly did everything he is accused of. He's even admitted he's done the things he is accused of (with the handsy comment) and has tried to approach some of his victims - which he wouldn't have done if he were innocent.

A classy, intelligent person who had realized the impact of his decades of abuse on others and actually felt remorseful about their actions and had learned something of value - would also realize his career is dead and would move to Southern Italy and live out the rest of his days very quietly (with whatever money he has left) and fucking hope no-one finds enough evidence to bring a criminal case which lands him in jail.

That's what a classy person who was remorseful would do. He's not remorseful - he furious he got caught and he would do it again tomorrow.

Did Kevin grope Piers on the way out?

This is what happens when you believe your own hype.

What’s worse, being broke or living in Baltimore?

Oh please, Kevin Spacey has the door open and he's ass up, no load refused. It's an act of contrition.

R156 Piers wishes.

Correct R160. But even that pig Spacey has standards.

[quote]I think earlier posters were correct when they said he was secretly settling cases

If so, I doubt he used up his entire fortune. Cry me a river Kevvie.

He could always sell his two Oscars.

He probably was settling other cases. But there were too many that escaped into the media.

If he can't live on his remaining $20 million for the rest of his life then he's a fuckwit. Wouldn't he also receive royalties?

He's an actor - a very good one. He's acting in the interview.

Crying because he has to leave that colossal hotel-like space in Baltimore. So many big empty rooms for one man and his dog, plus maybe his manager-companion. (It's as though he took his name all too literally.) House parties seem unlikely. Leaving represents to him of course another huge demotion in status. Half the space would be more than enough.

I wonder how Spacey’s manager-companion feels about these cringe-making media appearances. It just seems like a pointless exercise. The redemption tour/‘please hire me’ shtick is grotesque. Is anyone buying this?

Who is the "manager-companion"? Have we identified him?

I love how he makes it sound like he’s Sally Field being forced to sell the family farm and abandon generations of memories because they couldn’t harvest the cotton. He’s having to auction off an echoing McMansion he’s lived in for six years. He could save it if he filed a Chapter 13, but then he’d lose access to his liquidity. If the home doesn’t mean enough to protect by filing bankruptcy then it’s truly his choice.

Then again all of this was his choice. It was his choice to torment multiple employees and coworkers. It was his choice to act like being gay was some kind of excuse for that tormenting. It was his choice to not apologize.

[quote]It was his choice to torment multiple employees and coworkers.

Torment? I caressed them!

I thought he was just too handsy with some straight guys who freaked out….until I watched the documentary. He’s horrible. I really love him as an actor so I’m sorry I won’t see him again, but he’s getting what he deserves.

R74

95% not 94% not 96%?

I bet you did not lie and make shit up like Trump does I bet you have a link to a NIH study to support your exact %.

I feel sorry for him because all he did was sticking his dong in and out. That's it. No harm done cuz his gay male victims can't even get pregnant.

He’s more than a flasher and a groper; he’s a creepy bully, which is why no one wants to work with him. He’s like the weird uncle at a family reunion.

And yet you can grab them by the pussy and pounce on some columnist in her dressing room but still be worshipped by millions of morons.

R174 which is totally fine because donald trump said "they let you do it (if you are a rich and famous guy)" so he got their consent.

He should do The Hollywood Show!

He and his Hollywood supporters should remake Deliverance, and make sure the sodomy scene is a real thing with him as the victim.

[quote]Kevin Spacey is BROKE and living in BALTIMORE

[quote]Is this the sequel to "Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris"?

It's obviously the sequel to Jackie on Assistance.

[quote]He’s more than a flasher and a groper; he’s a creepy bully, which is why no one wants to work with him.

According to some of his many victims - Spacey is also a rapist who uses rape drugs.

And the worst of all, he has a tiny cock.

r26 = Kevin.

Will there be a Kevin Spacey Go Fund Me?

The video genuinely makes me laugh. What a drama queen.

He is going to make the very worst waiter/maitre d’.

I’d scream, “Piss off!” If he approached my table.

[quote]Will there be a Kevin Spacey Go Fund Me?

Will some clever person with or without the assistance of a chatbot generate the text for this and post it here. Thank you.

AI is an apologist!

Me: Why is Kevin Spacey so creepy?

AI: Kevin Spacey has faced allegations of sexual misconduct and harassment, which have contributed to the perception of him being creepy. It's important to remember that these are serious accusations and should be handled with sensitivity and respect for all parties involved.

Oh dear. I’m feeling sorry for him.

R187 = sucker

R187 was obviously being sarcastic R188.

Celebrity bowling might be an option.

did 'im...

This moron’s career imploded after her case against Spacey fizzled.

If that Swedish whore, Ingrid Bergman, could come back and win an Oscar why can't KS?

R193, Two Oscars after her “scandal”, for a total of three.

Let’s bring back Hollywood Squares and he can be the middle square!

Love that idea R195!

As a Baltimore native and current resident, Kevin may come and stay at my apartment, but he has to put up half the rent and utilities.

R197 and how many of his legs?

^Both of them.

R192 I hate that stupid whore.

Spacey did a film in France not too long about with our Faye. He can have a successful career there. I’m sure Polanski would use him.

Horrible human being but he's infinitely more talented than most actors working in Hollywood today.

He is in embarrassing condition for a gay man. Perhaps he could work on that while being a poor.

R203

Embarrassing? If he came to the DL he would fit right in.

There's always politics. But he would have to be a MAGA because they accept all kinds of behavior even what they consider deviant as long as you espouse their views on a national scale.

[quote]Let’s bring back Hollywood Squares and he can be the middle square!

They are bringing it back but the center square will be producer Drew Barrymore.

Kevin Spacey IS Neil Simon!

I think his next role should be old man Herbert if “Family Guy” is ever adapted for Broadway.

I bet there is no truth to the story that spacey was seen at Baltimore Pride spreading DL approved lemon verbena happy spray near the band stand right before everyone started to run away.

Ar we ready for a Neil Simon biopic?

Unless lemon verbena makes you gag and throw up it was not likely spacey or any from DL that got Baltimore Pride shut down at 8:30 pm. Not sure if it had anything to do with investment bankers or Queers for Palestine but allegedly it was a regular Pride knock down fight with lots of mace used,

On cable soon—-Querrs Gone Mad—-fights, fisting, Pride, poppers, and a fucking parade.

OMG!! Was it the BLACK QUEERS fighting among themselves?

He’ll be the next celebrity death but it won’t be no shock.

R212 my inside sources tell me it was two groups that got into a fight right in front of the main stage. Mace or Pepper spray was used at the same time fireworks went off——panic ensued. Queens running everywhere was an almost direct quote.

And Pride was shut down at 8: fucking 30.

Have no update as to the make up of those two groups nor if spacey was in any way involved,

The poor man deserves another chance!

He should do a production of Hot L Baltimore.

Seriously John Waters should give him a second chance. Eating shit!

The lady came from Baltimore, all she wore was lace….

Can he make his way to Mortville?

Fifty men

According to R220’s article Spacey also sexually harassed a woman (!). He sounds like a sadist who gets excited by making people feel scared or uncomfortable.

I think the Mortville idea is excellent. Spending his life honoring Queen Carlotta would be perfect justice.

He’s been in Baltimore for years, pretty much since his reckoning happened. Lots of people I know saw him around town and said he looked like he was on drugs. If he’s broke that’s probably the reason. He made a shit ton of money on House of Cards so it’s not like he’s spent it all on living costs.

I know the Celebrity Net Worth sites are usually wrong but it says Spacey was worth $70M in '22 to minus $2M in '24. Impossible.

Settlements, R224. Settlements paid, sealed, and not discussed.

Kevin needs to call Tyrone but he can’t use Piers phone

Team Rapp

[quote]Team Rapp

Why was that fugly tramp in Spacey’s bed to begin with? At one point, he was in a play with Ed Harris in his prime. If you’re trying to seduce someone, go for a hot piece like Ed Harris.

Didn’t he have a parent or guardian? Or a wise drag queen to advise him?