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If you had 2 million bucks

What philanthropic thing would you do for society. It can be local or abroad.

by Anonymousreply 49June 12, 2024 5:38 AM

Fuck society. I pay my taxes.

I keep it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2024 3:51 PM

Live my best life.

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2024 3:51 PM

I would open community centahs for troubled youth based around the arts.

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2024 3:53 PM

Stop Complaining...

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2024 4:01 PM

OP is like Dr. Evil just waking up from a 30 year coma.

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2024 4:02 PM

I also would give out paid vouchers for hardworking people of color so that they can drive below 59th street in Manhattan.

by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2024 4:04 PM

If I had two million dollars at my disposal that I had to give away, I’d give it to one or more programs that support art and music education/performance for kids, and also give some to support the music and theater programs at the university I attended

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2024 4:05 PM

Assuming two million to give, without affecting my own lifestyle?

I'd try to fund a new hospice, for palliative care.

If the two million would affect my own lifestyle, I'd create scholarships.

by Anonymousreply 8June 9, 2024 4:09 PM

I would invest in climate change initiatives and have Greta on the board. However behind the scenes only as she comes across as a cunt in public settings.

by Anonymousreply 9June 9, 2024 4:11 PM

I’d make many contributions to the under-privileged gay sex worker community.

by Anonymousreply 10June 9, 2024 4:13 PM

I'd invest in new antibiotics, to benefit the gay community.

by Anonymousreply 11June 9, 2024 4:14 PM

As if $2 million is a lot of money!

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2024 4:14 PM

That’s not enough money to do much for others. Maybe give anonymous gifts to local needy people or pass out20s to the homeless.

by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2024 8:45 PM

R13 Two mil is more than enough to make an impact. The 2 mil is specifically for the charitable or philanthropic project. You are already rich in my scenario.

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2024 8:47 PM

Lung Cancer research funding

by Anonymousreply 15June 9, 2024 8:53 PM

Wish in one hand , spit in the other and see which hand fills up first. Duhhhh

by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2024 9:05 PM

Oh okay R14

by Anonymousreply 17June 10, 2024 2:31 AM

In that case I would donate a community pool and skate park to my town. There is nought to do here.

by Anonymousreply 18June 10, 2024 2:33 AM

I would teach hundreds of teen boys how they can use their used underwear and socks to turn 2 million dollars into 10.

by Anonymousreply 19June 10, 2024 2:38 PM

If we’re allowed to donate to several, I’d just set up a few scholarships, and then earmark a $100,000 for the rebuilding of that PRR T1.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 10, 2024 2:48 PM

I'd buy 2 million dollars worth of personal defibrillators and give them away for free. My husband might have survived his cardiac arrest if we had been lucky enough to have an AED at home.

by Anonymousreply 21June 10, 2024 3:35 PM

I would throw two nickels into the gutter and watch you scramble for them, you junkie Teacake.

by Anonymousreply 22June 11, 2024 1:36 AM


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by Anonymousreply 23June 11, 2024 1:53 AM

I’d use it to kick Paxton, Patrick, and Abbott the fuck out of my state forever.

by Anonymousreply 24June 11, 2024 1:54 AM

Get the fuck out of the USA.

by Anonymousreply 25June 11, 2024 1:57 AM

I would move to thailand where 2 million would let me live like a millionaire.

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2024 2:00 AM

R25 you would consider that a philanthropic gesture?

by Anonymousreply 27June 11, 2024 2:06 AM

I’d abolish weekdays and Taylor Swift daily.

by Anonymousreply 28June 11, 2024 2:08 AM

Same, r26. There are really nice in condos in Bangkok for less than 300k. Fuck giving that money to a cat rescue, I want it!

by Anonymousreply 29June 11, 2024 2:35 AM

Thailand makes me sick. It must cater to every depraved perversion known to humanity.

by Anonymousreply 30June 11, 2024 3:50 AM

I'd use a fair bit of it to pay hackers to make sure teacake and darkmingelord couldn't access DL.

You're terrible, OP.

by Anonymousreply 31June 11, 2024 4:09 AM

All you'd have to do is keep Teacake in low level meth. Sooner or later he'll fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 32June 11, 2024 5:46 AM

Somebody’s tea has gon cold.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 11, 2024 5:56 AM

r30 unlike...Alabama?

by Anonymousreply 34June 11, 2024 2:05 PM

This should really be upped to 2 TRILLION dollars. And the answer would be affordable housing.

by Anonymousreply 35June 11, 2024 2:42 PM

First I would give a quarter of it to local fire depts. Then I would put it into programs to help those that have the hardest time in life.

by Anonymousreply 36June 11, 2024 2:54 PM

I would repay those Indian farmers loans. The ones that kill themselves for a couple thousand dollars of debt.

by Anonymousreply 37June 11, 2024 2:59 PM

I would get an annuity with a guaranteed payout over the rest of my life. Right now that would be 10 to 20K a month. That way I could travel where ever I wanted, get a nice VRBO or AirBnB for a month or two. No roots, no mortgage, just roam the world doing what ever the fuck I wanted to do, which would be a lot of nothing at all...and sex.

by Anonymousreply 38June 11, 2024 3:41 PM

Id pay 55% of it to the government for taxes. That’s all.

by Anonymousreply 39June 11, 2024 3:46 PM

Yes R34

by Anonymousreply 40June 12, 2024 3:33 AM

I'd donate more to the ASPCA than I do now.

by Anonymousreply 41June 12, 2024 3:47 AM

What would disgust you more: a dog tied and stretched out, tortured and skinned alive, then roasted for a lot of tiny men to eat? Or a market for preteen children sold for deflowering by a lot of men from all nations?

by Anonymousreply 42June 12, 2024 4:14 AM

You're a barrel of laughs, R42.

by Anonymousreply 43June 12, 2024 4:25 AM

Pubic perms for all!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 44June 12, 2024 4:26 AM

True that

by Anonymousreply 45June 12, 2024 4:26 AM

Intact America

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by Anonymousreply 46June 12, 2024 4:37 AM

I would fund the study for cure of neuropathic disorders. They tend to be underfunded and the people suffering from those disorders are in terrible pain.

I would like to donate to a pollinator protection program. In addition to their importance in the scheme of things, it bothers me that future generations of kids may never see a monarch butterfly.

Donate to therapy for first responders.

Donate to therapy, medical support and treatment for battered children & mothers/children & mothers victimized by war, natural disaster or famine.

I would like to preserve American architectural landmarks, particularly those by little-known or black American architects.

I love wild cats and would donate to anyone who could help protect them.

I would love to give to my local fire department, police department and hospital, as well as local schools and parks.

I'd like to help fund a small literary magazine with a focus on translations and mythologies.

I suppose two million would not make much of a dent, but I'd be willing to spend my newly free time volunteering as well.

by Anonymousreply 47June 12, 2024 4:50 AM

Abortion Hut in my state!

Those traveling to ny state for abortion healthcare stay at The Abortion Hut! It’s a garden unit. Because OP is a cheap ass cunt.

The abortion hut, where disinterested do-gooders will drive you to and from your cooter scrape - in comfortable Kia

by Anonymousreply 48June 12, 2024 5:21 AM

R21, I'm sorry for your loss. I've often thought many lives could be saved if suburbs that had neighborhood watches and those tiny libraries and shit had accessible defibrillators. Same goes for apartment buildings all over the country etc. Yes; best to have it in each place, but if not, a quick run away would at least save some.

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