Andy Cohen: The Last Inappropriate Man on Television

Ugh.

Vile, cross-eyed creature.

Daddy Dearest always supplied the best poppers and lube for my “uncles.”

The morning sun when it's in your face ...

Picture Looks like Jeffrey Tambor.

Guarantee you he hates those pics, none of which do him any favors

The article makes it sound like his cancellation is inevitable.

Dreadful little man. Look forward to his comeuppance.

Actually, he and Bill Mahr need to fuck in pachyderm shit for the title, OP.

At least he's on PrEP.

R10 how do you know?

He's contributed nothing to our culture but absolute garbage.

I always think of what Fran Lebowitz said about AIDS killing off all of the most important tastemakers and gatekeepers of our culture and allowing the junk to rise to the top. Andy Cohen is a perfect example of this.

Is one of you bitches going to tell me what Tretinoin is or will I be forced to google it?

It's true that he really is repellent and epitomizes so much of what is bad about American culture.

It's Retin-A.

WONKY EYED MIDGET!

So what he uses Retin A. Most dermatologists agree that it's the ONLY thing that can potentially rejuvenate one's skin.

R17 obviously uses it too

Punchable face

It reads like a puff piece but the photos say hit job.

I’m sorry OP I had to FF your post. I was worried it was going to possess me like Vigo the Carpathian

Jesus Christ that is a long, fawning article!

This try-too-hard piece must mean some serious receipts will be dropped very soon.

R17. I used that in my 20s and 30s (yes, I was and am a vain bitch).

I only stopped because wine exposed to sun, you’d burn like a motherfucker.

I’m glad I did it, as at 59…no crows feet.

The genetic neck waddle, however…

when exposed…

I feel like his 15min is wrapping up. Housewives mania has peaked.

The NDAs must be wild, no way he letting all that prime beef go to waste without a lick or two.

One of the luckiest people in entertainment for so many reasons

God, I cannot believe that that photo has been taken by a professional. The makeup and lighting has accentuated all of his defects and erased the few attractive features he has. If I didn't know better, I would say that the photographer and his team secretly hate Andy.

As for his personality and level of talent, I agree with everyone's negative assessment: he is an egomaniac who has nothing about which he could be arrogant, is intellectually deficient, utterly lacking in talent and has only contributed vulgarity, stupidity and bad taste to our cultural landscape.

He is vile. He bought two kids but has changed his lifestyle zero. The manny raises them. He has a bartender on last week who was in a broadway musical. Then during the show they discover they hooked up on Criagslist.

What is the Rx for?

You have to really loathe someone to publish a photo like that.

R29 who?

Wonky eye, wonky jaw