DEAR GAYS, STOP WITH THE FADE HAIRCUT DISASTER

Sorry about this.

I think it's stupendous

Signed, Kim Jong Un

OP, most of us don't know what you're screeching about.

How about making like an old soldier and

just

fade

away.

Gays be rocking the tintin though.

This is what we're talking about. It's the trendy haircut for gays. I hate it. They all look the same - ridiculous.

It's also how I determine the sexuality of people. on TV. Gay haircut? Gay man.

The audience for the Logo reruns is 10K max.

Oops wrong thread

It looked good on most guys I've ever seen it on, you're just a hater from a bygone era. Go tend to your rhododendrons, grampa.

Dear gays, please stop with the attempts to regrow hair after you reach the “get muscular and just leave it the way it is phase”.

Gays can also stop with the "side fade but let's have fusilli pasta hair on top" fuckery. It makes them look like a fancy poodle.

Hell of a lot better than the broccoli hair trend of 2021-22.

It's the haircut of fascists

Since I prefer short hair on myself and on other men, I love it and have worn one for years. Also, it requires little fussing and fretting in the morning.

OP, enjoy your mullet and let the rest of us be.

R8

If the best criticism you can come up with when opinions differ is that your opposition is "old", try harder. Really. All you're doing is illustrating how vacuous you are.

R15, kudos. Total agreement. It’s boggling when people criticize others for being the age they are. Especially over a haircut.

Thankfully, the Gay Fade is here to stay!

I think it looks hot on most guys. Including me.

Forever Fade!

Bear Fades!

(Okay, not going quite into VintageBeefcake spamming territory!)

Okay, one last one: Fade Perfection!

Just ran across this Super Gay Fade online - it's everywhere!

Always fun when str8 guys get a gay fade with that quiff on top.

I hate those fade cuts. Just be the brawny man and shave it off.

The fade and the Edgar, from my experience/what I’ve seen, is a lot less about orientation and more about age and trend.

Fades are fine. Stop leering at young men, Gramps OP, if they don't please you.

And R5, that's a very dated fade look. They don't look like that these days.

Do any of you get out? Do you ever smile? Young men are beautiful.

And then my mother confessed that they had smothered the baby and put it out where they knew the alligators would get it.

^Sorry. Wrong thread.

When it's well done on a nicely shaped head, atop a young, fit body, a fade looks great. Unfortunately that means 80% of them are not flattering on the guy sporting one.

R8.

The guy at R21 is hot no matter what kind of haircut he has.

The OP of this thread is a racist, trans-hating Nazi. Check it out yourself.

Sorry, not the OP but r9 is the Nazi.

Exposing R9 is a fairly massive fail since no one actually cares what R9 said.

Do you have anything more interesting than that?

Here is an interesting topic. How about that time you thought you were going to get a reality show out of your stupid idea of re-creating the gap store playlists from the 1990s?

It looks okay to me. At least it's neat & tidy. But it's definitely not my favorite man's hairstyle.

Ben Napier from HGTV’s Home Town is now sporting a gay fade. Let’s all tell Erin what it’s called!

Fade haircuts are ugly. It is very pedestrian and common-looking to me. It's a "nothing special" look.

I think the Wings haircut style needs a comeback. Hair is beautiful and as men should embrace it, instead of looking like boring military men.

R10 nailed it

So many hideous looking men, trying to fake a butch look when they're as nellie as a glitter filled unicorn.

R8 was totally rude, but hilarious. Well done!

R8 is undoubtedly a fat they/them with no taste.

Glad the coon hound chimed in.

So many great posts here. Thanks.

So many great posts here. It gives a person a lot to think about.

^Sorry. Wrong thread.

^Me too. Sorry.

MARY!

You can’t get rid of it; it translates into the rintintin or broccoli too easily.

I’d like to see it go; it’s still holding on to our 9/11 military drag.

R48 knows.

The rule - of taste, of masculinity and anti/inverted/exaggerated/camp masculinity, of maleness, of personhood, of being attractive and sharing coded messages of preference, self-presentation, motive, and style to signal one's social face - is that unless one is committed to fashion, whatever that means at the time, it's better to underperform than overperform. The peacock moment is even briefer than the purple hour, and camp wiggles in ever-more easily after 26, before which almost all can be appreciated and forgiven.

I'll take any of the stream of poodle cuts that are always running through. I'm too old to have them on my curly-topped head. And the fundamentals haven't changed. The swings from regimented/military/simple cuts to longer/freer/laxer cuts to higher-style/clone looks have always been there, and seem to match times of particular stresses.

R27, which thread was that meant for? I'm intrigued!

But then if R5 didn’t have that haircut and also didn’t do or say everything else exactly as he’s told he’s supposed to by the LGBTQ+ Grand Secretariat (Sunday brunch, Friday evening cocktails, purchase late trophy dog, and so on), then he’d be ordered to turn in his gay card, right!?

^large trophy dog (oops).

A fade looks becoming on all gay people!

[bold]DON'T SHADE THE FADE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.[/BOLD]

If Britain is starting men's hair trends l, get ready for everyone to have Paul Mescal's mullet