Jerry Seinfeld says he “likes a real man,” misses dominant masculinity

What a blowhard.

Oh, Jerry, everyone knows you like teenage girls...

I think you might be a bit misguided OP. I would say at least half of the half you’re talking about is nostalgic for “real men.” Especially when rents due or the bill comes.

Stealing someone’s wife from them isn’t dominating enough, you self pontificating cuntrag?

His show would have flopped without Julia Louis-Dreyfus, she is truly funny.

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld says he “likes a real man,” misses dominant masculinity

With his money, he can afford to pay for it.

I'm not liking this pompous ass Seinfeld much these days.

I like a real man also....up my ass.

He's never been attractive. Never.

But he’s so thin and neat.

His show was about assholes, or people who mostly behave like ones in real life. He has become (or always was), a different, worse kind of asshole, putting out every right wing cliché out there.

I wonder what Julia Louis-Dreyfus makes of this (i like her a lot and she and the constanza family were the better thing about the show).

Man, pair this asshole with the Buttlicker asshole and I start to see a convergence of bullshit that reminds me of 1930s Germany. Or The Handmaid's Tale.

I always thought Seinfeld liked to be dominated hard by rough trade

What would Jerry Seinfeld know about "real men"? He's a WIMP. And a SIMP who lets his wife run everything, including him.

He started dating that big titted girl when she was 16. And then look who he married. An ugly, haggard looking, married, slut. She insists on dying her bad hair, blonde. She does NOT have the coloring for blonde hair and looks hideous.

That pop-tart movie was a piece of shit. I wish I could have my time back from watching that disaster.

This is not really surprising. There are Jewish men in the entertainment industry who have made worshiping sports and cowboys.

… a facet of their persona.

Who would you want next you if you were walking down the street and someone tried to mug you?

“Real man” Jerry Seinfeld - who’s never had an honest callous on his hand - or anyone else on the planet?

He puts on his face before work. He has a wardrobe department.

I’m still surprised nobody has ever punched him in the adam’s apple.

he can't figure out that all he ever did was ride larry david and jason alexander's coattails - he's confused as to why he has no real post-seinfeld validation so this imaginary cancel culture is the scapegoat.

Dated a 17-year-old high school student when he was practically 40. Such a real man!!!

He was the least funny of the four actors on Seinfeld. He is lucky that he found JA, MR and JLD.

A "real man" could knock that wimp out with one punch.

He’s an asshole. I wish someone would break his legs.

When he was younger, he resembled my cousin who tried to repeatedly menace and blackmail me as a kid.

“If you don’t tell me where she keeps the vicodin, I’m telling your mom you have fireworks.” My mother knew and didn’t care.

That cousin is dead now, btw. Hah.

[quote] Man, pair this asshole with the Buttlicker asshole

Who do you mean by "the Buttlicker asshole"?

Why would you assume we know this phrase?

He always had numerous boxes of cereal at his place on the show. Hey, cereal is cool but not to the point where it's your three meals. Immature as fuck.

Sense of hierarchy? Huh?

[quote] I’m still surprised nobody has ever punched him in the adam’s apple.

I’m surprised he has one.

I think he's figured out that he can get media attention if he says inflammatory shit. Expect more of this in the future.

Jerry is a bottom.

SMALL DICK ENERGY.

No one agreed to that social hierarchy but the white men at the top, you ignorant buffoon.

I'm having to reconsider my love for "Bee Movie" seeing as this guy is such as asshole.

R25, the remark you were wondering about (at R12) is in reference to some recent comments made by Harrison Butker, the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs NFL team.

Apparently, he doesn't like gay people and believes women have but one reason for existing.

Creepy old man with pedo tendencies - what a shocker

He needs a daddy..

I thought it was really awful when he poached a newly-married woman off of the husband. It was just a regular woman, too. I think Jerry got off on being able to do that.

The wife, Jessica, knows she hit the jackpot marrying such a wealthy and famous guy.

Yeah, she does look better with dark hair. With the blonde, she just looks like a trophy wife.

So in other words, if someone had a gun pointed at Jason Alexander's head he'd tell them to just pull the trigger?

He's not someone that I would have immediately picked as a reactionary old fart.

Jerry is telling us he has, Daddy Issues.

He wants a hung guy at his side

[bold]Does Jerry Seinfeld not know he's one of the most effete men around?[/bold]

What fucking non-self-aware maroon

He sounds like a Jewish evangelical Trumpster.

R33, thank you for doing my work for me. I was too tired/lazy to go find Butker’s name when I left my comment. R25, having read the recent DL thread about Butker and seeing him frequently referred to as Buttlicker, I thought people would make the connection. Some did, some didn’t.

Seinfeld used to be a DL star. How times have changed.

I’m gonna put that ruffled shirt deep in his throat as I hate fuck him further into irrelevance. He AND his cool book stealing twat if a wife cunt.

That People cover at R2 is wild.

People's headline was Daily Mail-esque: "Jerry Seinfeld, 39, and Shoshana Lonstein, 19, make an unlikely romance work."

^ That's 18, Jerry don't like old ladies

[quote]Jerry Seinfeld says he “likes a real man,” misses dominant masculinity

It will come back soon enough.

Once the radical 'woke' Marxists, who despise traditional masculinity, are deposed in politics, academia, entertainment industry, etc.

It will happen.

^ Trollina Babushka Potatoeater is dipping into the vodka a little early today

R49 = Jordan B. Peterson

Doesn't almost every Datalounger say the same?

Says an effeminate wuss who works in the “arts”

His show would have flopped without Larry David, he is truly funny.

Oh Jerry, a real man (or a real woman) doesn’t blame their failures on other people or culture war tropes. Grownups work on improving themselves and their abilities instead of always playing the victim, like you, who’s made a career of being a whining man-child.

All that money those perfect kids his perfect child rearing advice his perfect spray tan and hair implants his perfect big tutted and I’m sure surgically enhanced older child bride

And still unhappy and whining Donate your millions you asshole maybe you won’t be so unhappy

Really r44? I was here from at least the early 200s ans already it went from dingleberrys, awful closet japonese gay or a fan of elaine, don’t remember a seinfeld fan show ever.

Used to love him based on his show and stand-up, but he's proving himself to be a backwards stupid bloviating douchebag more and more....oh well, another rich small minded cunt in a bubble - no surprise.

He is a caricature of arrogance and conceit. He actually tilts his head back so that he can look down that nose when he speaks.

I have always felt that he and David Copperfield should get a room.

R55, you’re insufferable. Let us guess your dyed hair color.

Dominant Masculinity?

Jerry sounds like a BOSSY BOTTOM

[quote]I have always felt that he and David Copperfield should get a room.

That’s fine, as long as it’s more than 2000 feet away from the nearest school.

[quote]Dominant Masculinity? Jerry sounds like a BOSSY BOTTOM.

Exactly, R61. He’s got a craving for muscle men.

You missed the episode where Kramer mounted him, live and in living color, at Soup Kitchen International.