Let's be... the indoor furniture on Rescue Chick's lawn (thrown over the railing by the upstairs neighbors) !

I’m the JoyJolt carafe that holds the water retained by Rescue Chick.

I would not throw that on the lawn naughty r1!

[quote] I would not throw that on the lawn naughty

Because you know it would shatter so easily.

I’m the neighbour’s personality disorder.

I condole you r4.

I'm the box wine (there's a back-up ready to go, as well) to cope with this entire messy situation.

Look at me, I'm trying 2 B a Datalounge* celebrity. Please hit Like and Subscribe!

I feel very seen right now r6!

I'm rescue-chick sniffing the new kittens ass.

I’m the new incarnation of TerryGarrfish at R7. I’m still a cunt.

Dear diary, today some birds played on me-I feel like a Disney princess!

I am the recliner soaked , still wet and starting to mold. I see antihistamines in rescue chicks very near future.

I'm the coyote or the mountain lion hanging around very late nights, stealthing, watching, waiting for those unwanted, unaltered boy cats to take a piss on the alkie lady's recliner before I get my rewards. I'll try to be helpful and leave forensic evidence behind.

Is this some new Gerg wannabe?

I am actually offended r14

I'm the homemade nachos. All of this stress requires some comfort eating!

Checking in to see if the the biohazard furniture still out there festering in the summer heat and humidity. ☣️

I’m the joyful rain of dirty cat litter falling from the second floor juliet balcony - it’s nature’s confetti, you know.

I'm the upstairs neighbours' meth dealer - they are tweakers arent they rescue-chick?

I’m the bag of frozen fries that the neighbours finish off every other day.

Excuse me R9. But I am THE kitten ass sniffer around here.

I don't get this thread at all.

I’m the $12 mostly plastic table lamp who was purchased at a deep discount from a closing K-Mart. My built in led light source still works ok, but I’m out here on the lawn anyway.

Hey - there’s that old leather chair!

I must not pay enough attention to this particular troll to understand.

it IS still there! I find it funny now. the chair has taken on a sickly gray color.

They're actually not tweakers, just massive amounts of pot. massive. and alcohol.

I guess I don't understand why the landlord doesn't hire someone to haul it off and tack the charge onto her rent bill.

I think they assume he's going to eventually take it, he drives a big truck. I think he's waiting to see how long before they do anything because they're also supposed to be picking up all their cigarette butts (hundreds, everywhere) and haven't done that either. He's a nice guy but I think he's catching on that they're fucking lazy and taking advantage of him.

Hi RC! So glad to hear you’re still in this sweet set-up, but sorry to hear you have shitty neighbors.

If I remember correctly, you kinda swooped into the situation and had a vision for the garden/yard area around the property. Any chance you could encourage the landlord to take action by digging some quaint, barely noticeable but deep graves?

I already have a flag in the garden that says 'Flower gardens, because murder is illegal' r28!

I’m the blended buttermilk/moss/food dye mix painted onto the fabric of the furniture. It could get trippy out here….

I’m not quite sure I understand that saying RC but I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. In my situation, I’m pretty jaded when it comes to neighbors these days… still dealing with ex-neighbors’ lawsuit over shady bullshit insurance claims and now an unfortunate incident stemming from a renovation that somehow means my husband and I “ought to understand our moral obligation to pay for” what I consider a VERY indulgent and questionable “mold issue”.

My advice is to enjoy your good neighbors when you have them and build those friendships. There’s nothing like fun times with good people in common territory/walls. But abso-fucking-lutely do NOT EVER suffer the bad ones for too long. Ignoring them is as bad as encouraging my them.

r31, I completely agree with you. my former neighbors and I regularly still get together and talk (Facebook video) at least weekly.

the saying is just saying that I garden because killing people is illegal, ie, it relaxes/distracts me.

Last night, the skank pulled all her 'empties' onto the porch and emptied them into (I presume) a large bucket. There must have been 2 or 3 large garbage bags of Twisted tea and beer cans. Then, she poured the bucket over the porch rail. There's zero chance it didn't at least splatter on the furniture on the lawn so that should be fun.

I had to put a padlock on the hose because her kids have now, 3 times, taken the hose down and just left all 100 feet just lying there. She knows they do it. She picks up nothing, just a lazy slag.

I had our landlord order an additional recycling tote because their cans can fill one and my cardboard can fill another. I bring the 1 or 2 recycle totes out weekly and they just never bring them in (ditto the 2 garbage totes). I do believe that the company took the second tote back today because its been on the curb for weeks. I am so pissed. They're going to completely overflow the remaining tote immediately.

They haven't brought their garbage out to the tote in almost 2 weeks now (I know because I didn't have to bring any totes to the curb because I only had one bag of non stinky garbage in a bin.). They don't compost, they have an unspayed indoor cat and her kids were over last weekend. It must be fucking disgusting in there, even after she removed the hundreds 9f cans.

When it rains it smells like a wet dirty ashtray outside because of the blanket of cigarette butts on the ground.

She actually complained to the guy roommate about all my stuff on the yard 'why does she spend all her money and time on it?'. dude was like, some people like nice things.

I am just venting because of the additional irritation 9f the bucket o booze pouring (presumably because the sinks are overflowing with dirty dishes) and am still holding the line of not saying anything because I WANT to see how bad they're going to let it get and how long before the ll forces them to get their fucking shit together. Biting my tongue doesn't come naturally but, I am playing the long game and gaging what I think of about my landlord going forward.

I will respect your tactics RC, but have to give you my perspective.

Hubs and I tried to play the long game, hope that others would come to reason, or tertiary characters could help negotiate a peace. Nada.

I wish, now, that I had called them out on their loony, selfish, destructive behavior sooner. I think that might have helped give some courage to others in our building to stop coddling the baby assholes. I think your landlord could really gather some strength to hear that you and he really do agree on just how fucking shitty these people are.

But that’s me. I wish you luck and hope at the very least dog zoomies include now a somewhat non-toxic, non-lethal obstacle course of cheap furniture and (hopefully!) un-burning cigarette butts!

the yard is so enormous that it makes it easy to not be anywhere near it fortunately. Next time ll is here I will ask some questions and point some shit out. With a certain breed of straight guys I have learned that you can't tell them, you have to let them think they're making decisions all on their own.

Very good, girlfriend. You have it in hand.

pour one out for my homies🍾

I think the ll must have absolutely said something to them when he was here to mow the other day. There's a friend of the guy upstairs here with a uhaul. I think they're taking the furniture and had to rent a uhaul. there's no way he's renting a truck unless the ll put his foot down.

I can literally smell the furniture as it goes by to the truck. I assume they're just going to dump it in the woods or by the side of the road somewhere but, I can't control that.

also, jokes aside I am glad it's being done today because next week is going to be all 95 degrees, muggy and thunderstorms. that would have been disgusting.

I am the cop wondering if I should arrest rescue-chick for illegal dumping and loitering!! I am sure she is to blame for this mess.

Is it gone?

gone gone gone! skank's still here though.

Wait till she starts pouring hot bacon grease over the railing. I used to have an upstairs neighbor who did this several times a week.

Never happen, she would have to cook and not doordash every meal first.

[quote] Wait till she starts pouring hot bacon grease over the railing. I used to have an upstairs neighbor who did this several times a week.

WTF ever happened to “waste not, want not,” bitch?!?!