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Jennifer Lopez’s collapse is complete

Vegas residency is in danger and Ben is eyeing the exit.

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by Anonymousreply 214July 15, 2024 1:24 AM

She really thought she could have it all.

by Anonymousreply 1May 28, 2024 11:24 AM

Do forget the Diddy gun case being reopened.

by Anonymousreply 2May 28, 2024 11:26 AM

Good grief! $1M per SHOW??? It's not like she has the repertoire of number one singles.

by Anonymousreply 3May 28, 2024 11:27 AM

Bye, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 4May 28, 2024 11:29 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 5May 28, 2024 11:30 AM

Which hotel exec thought Lopez could generate 1million per show for 90 shows?

by Anonymousreply 6May 28, 2024 11:39 AM

R6 obviously, they were counting on "Bennifer" still being relevant twenty years later and her new album/film/tour all being smash hits.

by Anonymousreply 7May 28, 2024 11:47 AM

R7 thus my question - which exec could be so delusional?

by Anonymousreply 8May 28, 2024 11:50 AM

Can they renegotiate her contract now that she's flopped? I'll do it pro bono.

by Anonymousreply 9May 28, 2024 11:51 AM

I still think Jennifer could be a commercial success and well liked if she cut her grandiosity by half, and expressed some self-deprecation.

by Anonymousreply 10May 28, 2024 11:52 AM

R5 what a loser

by Anonymousreply 11May 28, 2024 11:57 AM

There is nothing more delicious than seeing Jennifer Lopez FAIL.

by Anonymousreply 12May 28, 2024 12:05 PM

Filling a Vegas casino theater is easier than an arena I would imagine.

by Anonymousreply 13May 28, 2024 12:16 PM

de·struc·tion noun the action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.

by Anonymousreply 14May 28, 2024 12:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 15May 28, 2024 12:20 PM

r10 Happens so often with celebs and politicians. Once they get a taste for their own farts, it's game over.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 28, 2024 12:20 PM

Her delusion was her downfall.

by Anonymousreply 17May 28, 2024 12:22 PM

Surrounded by people telling her what she wants to hear. This is what happens. Stardom rarely lasts forever. She should be grateful for what she has and take whatever they offer for less shows in Vegas. Then work on a giving a great show every time. A faded star is better than never a star. But she needs to stop trying to run with the big dogs. She will never be A list again.

by Anonymousreply 18May 28, 2024 12:42 PM

I'm with R13. It's Vegas. She'll be royalty. If it goes well, she'll be Charo.

by Anonymousreply 19May 28, 2024 12:46 PM

One of her assistants needs to print out r18's reply and show it to her. Home truths, all.

by Anonymousreply 20May 28, 2024 12:46 PM

(Charo, I'll have you know, is still alive, but of unknown age.)

by Anonymousreply 21May 28, 2024 12:46 PM

[quote] A faded star is better than never a star.

For a performer of modest talent and creativity she has stretched her 15 mins into nearly 30 years. She should be applauded.

by Anonymousreply 22May 28, 2024 12:50 PM

Vegas loves money-hungry megastars (Adele) and money-hungry faded stars (JLo) alike. As long as the stars understand which is which. Which I assume will be the painful part for our old Jenny here.

by Anonymousreply 23May 28, 2024 12:50 PM

Like I said, I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 24May 28, 2024 12:51 PM

Who are you dear?

by Anonymousreply 25May 28, 2024 12:52 PM

R19, R21 Jennifer Lopez will never have an ounce of the talent Charo has. Charo is a virtuoso guitar player. What exactly can Lopez do?? Act- no Sing- no Dance- not really Be nice- NO

by Anonymousreply 26May 28, 2024 12:59 PM

R5, Lachlan is hot and rumoured to be gay. There's also been rumours about his wife being a lesbian dom.

by Anonymousreply 27May 28, 2024 1:12 PM

Less shows or fewer shows?

When do you use less, and when fewer?

Please advise.

by Anonymousreply 28May 28, 2024 1:15 PM

Over-exposed and Under-talented...

by Anonymousreply 29May 28, 2024 1:17 PM

Seems like Ben's gambling habit would've been a good ROI

by Anonymousreply 30May 28, 2024 1:17 PM

“Fewer” shows, r28. Use that when they are countable.

by Anonymousreply 31May 28, 2024 1:20 PM

She ended her career when she made a movie and an album about her relationship with Ben. What an ego. She makes Madonna look humble and modest. Unlike Madonna, Jenny is a better actress than a singer, and should have stuck with that.

by Anonymousreply 32May 28, 2024 1:26 PM

She is a J NO.

by Anonymousreply 33May 28, 2024 1:29 PM

Roger, last thing I'm going to say is you tell Jennifer we're moving her from the MGM Grand to the Used MG & Yugo Sales lot in Westside. They'll move the cars and she can go with the bright lighting they use to try to reduce thefts. She's got 10-3 am but they want the lot hosed down before turning it back over to the car salesmen every morning.

Got it? Because it's going to be that or she can do the donkey gig in Tijuana.

by Anonymousreply 34May 28, 2024 1:34 PM

Thanks, r31.

by Anonymousreply 35May 28, 2024 1:38 PM

Her face has turned sour since COVID

by Anonymousreply 36May 28, 2024 1:42 PM

Oh, Jennifer!

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by Anonymousreply 37May 28, 2024 1:44 PM

Is it because of her that the Kardashians blight society?

Pointless, big butt, untalented but savvy.

by Anonymousreply 38May 28, 2024 1:47 PM

So much irony in J Lo's discography:

She released "Love Don't Cost a Thing" while dating a rich rapper

"Jenny from the Block" has completely diva-esque lyrics about not being a diva

She lip-synched to Ashanti and Christina Milian's vocals (and didn't credit either of them) in the video for a song literally called "I'm Real"

by Anonymousreply 39May 28, 2024 1:57 PM

Only on DL could we savour umbrage in defense of Charo.

by Anonymousreply 40May 28, 2024 2:05 PM

Coochie coochie coo!

by Anonymousreply 41May 28, 2024 2:07 PM

R20 yes but correct the lexis, at least. FEWER shows.

by Anonymousreply 42May 28, 2024 2:12 PM

oops, already corrected.

by Anonymousreply 43May 28, 2024 2:13 PM

She's at that age where your lack of genuine talent begins to bite you in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 44May 28, 2024 2:24 PM

She should always be presented as “Jennifer Lopez, star of the movie Gigli,…”

by Anonymousreply 45May 28, 2024 2:33 PM

Charo set a bar that J.Lo will never reach.

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by Anonymousreply 46May 28, 2024 2:35 PM

Charo was in on the joke and never took herself seriously. Until she picked up her guitar…mesmerizing.

by Anonymousreply 47May 28, 2024 2:43 PM

I have a feeling she'll be fine.

From everything I have read about her, she is nothing if not ambitious, and that will continue serve her well.

She's had ups and downs, and she'll survive this downturn. She's canonized in the culture like Cher.

Bulletproof.

by Anonymousreply 48May 28, 2024 2:45 PM

The industry has always liked Cher and rooted for her success even during those periods when she wasn't taken seriously. Nobody in the industry likes J.Lo.

by Anonymousreply 49May 28, 2024 2:53 PM

[quote]She will never be A list again.

I love the almost prophetic finality of this statement, it lands harder than a papal bull. JLo should be afraid, she should be very afraid.

by Anonymousreply 50May 28, 2024 3:03 PM

Truth. Were I given free tickets to her show I'd not attend.

by Anonymousreply 51May 28, 2024 3:09 PM

She's not a good singer, she's not a good actress, she's not a particularly good dancer, she's not a nice human being. Why would anybody pay hard earned money to see this witch?

Go away and take your drunk ass mess of a husband with you.

by Anonymousreply 52May 28, 2024 3:09 PM

Kiss of the Spider Woman will be a huge box-office winner and her career will be red hot again.

by Anonymousreply 53May 28, 2024 3:13 PM

Women don’t like her beyond coveting her figure.

Her fans are a very small proportion of gays. She has twice the delusion of Mariah with none of the fun or musical gifts.

She should stick solely to acting in dramas, she’s an above average actress.

by Anonymousreply 54May 28, 2024 3:14 PM

Oh, yeah. Because it’s a hot commercial property (cough) with a lead not particularly adept at acting.

by Anonymousreply 55May 28, 2024 3:15 PM

Her success was always a house of cards based more on hype and her messy personal life than talent. You can only go so long before people start to realize this and the cards start to fall.

by Anonymousreply 56May 28, 2024 3:49 PM

Charo playing guitar.

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by Anonymousreply 57May 28, 2024 4:19 PM

I'm a millennial, so Charo will always be 'Mrs. Toad' from Don Bluth's THUMBERLINA to me.

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by Anonymousreply 58May 28, 2024 4:25 PM

I will win an Oscar one day and even though Ben and I (my soul mate) are going through a rough patch right now, we will get past it and be married the rest of our lives! The whole world loves me! Don't F with JLo!

LOOK AT ME!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 59May 28, 2024 4:53 PM

It’s a dementia where they revert to childhood vibe and she’s all like LOOK AT ME!!!

by Anonymousreply 60May 28, 2024 4:55 PM

Why does all the scorn get heaped on her? As if Ben isn't a fucking mess himself?

A bloated alcoholic in his mid 50's with kids who has numerous allegations of being a sleezebag/sex-pest with women. He's a better functioning Matthew Perry.

He married her for better PR. Now that it's not working out, he's bailing like the fuckboy he is.

by Anonymousreply 61May 28, 2024 5:06 PM

[quote] THUMBERLINA

Gurl! That’s my new drag name 💄

by Anonymousreply 62May 28, 2024 5:08 PM

R57 amazing.

by Anonymousreply 63May 28, 2024 5:09 PM

I am big. It's you sorry queens that got small.

by Anonymousreply 64May 28, 2024 6:29 PM

Unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 65May 28, 2024 6:42 PM

R53 = JLo. Right after eating a kitten.

by Anonymousreply 66May 28, 2024 6:54 PM

I love how much this story has captured DL's imagination. You do NOT get to sleep with someone like Ben Affleck for years on end, sampling his cock that the rest of us crave, and then turn him into a miserable zombie by withholding alcohol from him, without paying a karmic price for it at the very end, in one way or another.

by Anonymousreply 67May 28, 2024 6:56 PM

Not everyone here wants Affleck. I never did…

by Anonymousreply 68May 28, 2024 7:04 PM

Someone needs to teach Ms. Lopez the word NO.

by Anonymousreply 69May 28, 2024 7:06 PM

Never gets old…

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by Anonymousreply 70May 28, 2024 7:11 PM

Successful post-menopausal women are a rarity in our business.

by Anonymousreply 71May 28, 2024 7:20 PM

R61 Ben might be a mess but he isn't a famewhore who poses in front of his billboards. He just fucks the nanny, like every other actor.

Plus he's a big tipper and JLo is known in Vegas for snatching those cash tips away from those waitresses.

The lesser of two evils.

by Anonymousreply 72May 28, 2024 7:54 PM

The ones it costs $5 to attend, r51? Seems you're not alone.

by Anonymousreply 73May 28, 2024 8:12 PM

The NY POST is an absolute sewer of fright wing hate

by Anonymousreply 74May 28, 2024 8:19 PM

R74 see R5

Cool story, bro

by Anonymousreply 75May 28, 2024 8:22 PM

Someone once posted on DL that Affleck had vile breath. This may or may not be true, but I'm reminded of this now every time I see a picture of him.

by Anonymousreply 76May 28, 2024 8:27 PM

I would have liked to see Silk Sonic, they are raking the money in doing Vegas

by Anonymousreply 77May 28, 2024 8:52 PM

Ben and his garishly polychrome back. The phoenix symbolism isn't working.

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by Anonymousreply 78May 28, 2024 9:03 PM

Jennifer Garner actually said something funny about that tattoo:

“You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart'. A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.”

by Anonymousreply 79May 28, 2024 9:08 PM

Netflix has Atlas listed as #1 watched movie on their site today

by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2024 9:15 PM

Who said Affleck isn’t a fame whore? LOL

You don’t marry Jen Garner and JLo being some wallflower.

And of course he leaves big tips. He’s long rumored to have a gambling addiction on top of all his other issues. Probably hush money from fondling the poor waitresses as well.

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2024 9:15 PM

R80, Netflix lies through it's TEETH..The film got an EIGHT on Rotten Tomatoes.

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2024 9:37 PM

If you could have seen

Her at seventeen

When all of her dreams were new.

Beautiful and strong

Before it all went wrong

She's never known the meaning of 'surrender.'

by Anonymousreply 83May 28, 2024 9:46 PM

[quote] Netflix has Atlas listed as #1 watched movie on their site today

And last week Madame Web was in that slot.

by Anonymousreply 84May 28, 2024 9:49 PM

R81 I would rather be sexually harassed by Ben than get taco-flavored kisses from JLo.

by Anonymousreply 85May 28, 2024 9:56 PM

Since Marie is otherwise engaged, she can join me at my Vegas residency, but she has to agree to sing the “I’m a little bit country” part.

by Anonymousreply 86May 28, 2024 10:01 PM

Applause to r61. Ben has always been a total mess, whether with Lopez, Garner, Goop or all the other hookers, waitresses and nannies in between. JLo isn't to blame for his issues, and it really does appear like he's bailed on her and their marriage during her professional downturn. He courts fame but hates the bad press.

The big takeaway from the NY Post is that she made $60 million in Vegas for her Planet Hwood residency a few years ago. That is a shit-ton of a cash haul. Even with her current alleged reduced rate, she's going to pull in another $25-35 mil for a few months work.

by Anonymousreply 87May 28, 2024 10:33 PM

8 dollar tickets? Quite a comedown.

by Anonymousreply 88May 28, 2024 10:40 PM

R32 Actually JLo is a pretty terrible actress too. Not sure who’s less talented that somehow made it big, her or Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 89May 28, 2024 10:46 PM

[Quote] Netflix has Atlas listed as #1 watched movie on their site today

Which speaks to the quality of the content on Netflix. Fuck you Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 90May 28, 2024 11:02 PM

So good r70. I hope she's seen that!

by Anonymousreply 91May 28, 2024 11:03 PM

R91 I have to search to see if she’s ever commented on the SOUTH PARK episode.

by Anonymousreply 92May 29, 2024 12:27 AM

Wait r91…Miss Lopez was decidedly NOT pleased with that episode.

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by Anonymousreply 93May 29, 2024 12:29 AM

Here’s the thing. If bitch wasn’t so thirsty, I might feel a smidge of compassion. But the fact that everyone is piling on her shows how disliked she really is. She’s not a nice person, you can smell it from 1,000 miles away. Also, how could their love be authentic? She branded their marriage!

My biggest question is how much will the Diddy case damage her even further? Could we be witnessing a Cosby-level descent? What if she helped Diddy abuse people? By no means am I accusing her, I just wonder how much more is coming out, and it could be really nasty stuff. And Ben will cut a bitch, he’s already badmouthed her with his whole “fever dream”. If he has any dirt on her, I predict it will come out sooner than later.

by Anonymousreply 94May 29, 2024 12:34 AM

Thanks for that info r93! Very on brand reaction. 😅

by Anonymousreply 95May 29, 2024 12:42 AM

[quote]Even with her current alleged reduced rate, she's going to pull in another $25-35 mil for a few months work.

She is not going to pull in anywhere near that. They will have to give away tickets and cancel shows.

by Anonymousreply 96May 29, 2024 1:03 AM

Let’s go buy tickets to see her and sit up front and everyone stand up and start singing “Taco Flavored Kisses”…”.

It would totally be worth it.

by Anonymousreply 97May 29, 2024 1:19 AM

I'm game!

by Anonymousreply 98May 29, 2024 1:47 AM

So seem her saggy ‘90s implants, too, while you mention it.

by Anonymousreply 99May 29, 2024 2:01 AM

r96 read OP's post again. She can fill a theatre in Vegas, she made bank just a few years ago and made Planet Hwood a bunch of money. She's got that flashy, dancehall aesthetic that appeals to the middle class & aged Vegas gambling crowd, especially foreign visitors. And remember, the venue doesn't necessarily make $ from the show sales, its how much fans/patrons will spend in the casinos before and afterward. Her showgoers probably spend plenty.

She'll do decent business again in LV, just not 90 shows at $1 mil apiece. It will be more like half that number at $600-650k per show.

by Anonymousreply 100May 29, 2024 2:51 AM

R89 must be stupid. Come now, of course Taylor is more talented. She writes song lyrics very well, sings on the records and live, plus plays multiple instruments. She’s also known to be very nice by all accounts, unless you’re Kim or Ye. Go back to the Beyhive and seethe about the skinny white bitch.

by Anonymousreply 101May 29, 2024 3:03 AM

The Swifties have arrived to defend their talentless idol who can’t sing.

by Anonymousreply 102May 29, 2024 3:19 AM

PUPPET SHOW

AND JENNIFER LOPEZ

by Anonymousreply 103May 29, 2024 3:44 AM

[quote] The Swifties have arrived to defend their talentless idol who can’t sing.

I’m no fan of her work but compared to JLo she’s fucking Beethoven.

by Anonymousreply 104May 29, 2024 5:00 AM

From the picture in OP, did she always have the Melania squint or is that a recent affectation?

by Anonymousreply 105May 29, 2024 6:02 AM

If they get divorced Ben can just about get any hot starlet he wants, but who is JLo going to get? I doubt there will be many takers.

by Anonymousreply 106May 29, 2024 6:05 AM

I've never seen her in a movie where I thought she was playing anyone other than Jennifer Lopez. "Oh look at JLo pretending to be an old stripper in Hookers. Stunning and brave." I think she's been incredibly successful selling everything from perfume to records to eyeware to cosmetics to bedding to Hispanic women who patronize down-market stores. I do think she's stunning but I have no interest in her lovelife or her screwy choice of partners. Her singing and dancing are horrific.

She's about 10 years too early for retirement but needs investment vehicles in which she's invisible. She's going down a perilous path, maybe because her daughter is gay. The daughter seems cooler than she is.

by Anonymousreply 107May 29, 2024 6:28 AM

Las Vegas just wants her to bring Ben so he sits at a poker table.

by Anonymousreply 108May 29, 2024 7:39 AM

R106 what about Joan Collins, Cher and Madonna? They get young peen. Of course, they have to pay for it but still…besides JLO has been with younger men.

by Anonymousreply 109May 29, 2024 9:25 AM

R105 She's trying to look "smoldering". Can you imagine how many hours she spends in front of the mirror?

by Anonymousreply 110May 29, 2024 12:52 PM

Purr, purr J-Loads.

So old.

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by Anonymousreply 111May 29, 2024 12:52 PM

I see a resemblance to her ugly ex husband at r111, the singer Marc Somebody.

HTF does that happen?

by Anonymousreply 112May 29, 2024 1:09 PM

I watched Atlas with my two young nephews and we enjoyed it. It is a sort of harmless gamer/sci-fi movie and it nothing heavy. If I were JLo I would stick to Romantic comedies or family comedies. She does those well and there's a market for them. In fact she could resurrect her career if she did some streaming or TV series, too. Nothing heavy. More like that detective series she did that time.

by Anonymousreply 113May 29, 2024 1:20 PM

If no one wants to work with her, it doesn’t matter what she stars in. Maybe she is disciplined and that makes producers happy but the public resentment is growing exponentially. Producers are going to be reluctant to put her ass in anything. Now that just about everyone knows that she can’t really sing, who’s going to buy her music? Her entire career is imploding. And I’m here for it!

by Anonymousreply 114May 29, 2024 1:43 PM

American Idol has an opening for a judge.

by Anonymousreply 115May 29, 2024 4:14 PM

We're here for it!

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by Anonymousreply 116May 29, 2024 5:22 PM

Nothing can unite cunts like a mutual hatred for another cunt.

by Anonymousreply 117May 29, 2024 5:42 PM

Going down the same time as Diddy…loving this.

by Anonymousreply 118May 29, 2024 6:24 PM

Women supporting Womyn.

by Anonymousreply 119May 29, 2024 6:28 PM

Gabourey Sidibe is Lady Macbeth in the style of Henry O. Tanner.

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by Anonymousreply 120May 29, 2024 6:39 PM

When Madonna finds you too narcissistic, you are a Cluster B disaster.

by Anonymousreply 121May 29, 2024 7:22 PM

Even ET are circling.

She mines her marriage to a movie star for content, no success. Marriage suffers. You can't make this stuff up.

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by Anonymousreply 122May 29, 2024 10:21 PM

Ben likes a young, plump puss. Not old and dusty.

by Anonymousreply 123May 29, 2024 10:23 PM

I read somewhere recently that she spits her gum into her assistant's hand. Pig.

by Anonymousreply 124May 29, 2024 10:33 PM

R124 there’s a YouTube video showing her doing exactly that.

by Anonymousreply 125May 29, 2024 10:50 PM

R124 Please, post, if possible. How demeaning and narcissistic.

These things need to spread before her inevitable rehab media tour when she unleashes the crocodile tears and plays the victim.

She’s just vile.

by Anonymousreply 126May 29, 2024 11:34 PM

“You will take my gum!”

by Anonymousreply 127May 29, 2024 11:38 PM

Her current Netflix film which is bad is their number 1 film. Worldwide last year, her direct to streaming clinker caller Mother was the number 1 streaming film worldwide.

She’s getting older and her music isn’t hitting but I wouldn’t write her off. She’s a true survivor.

by Anonymousreply 128May 29, 2024 11:39 PM

::called,,

by Anonymousreply 129May 29, 2024 11:40 PM

R128 =Leah Remini

by Anonymousreply 130May 29, 2024 11:41 PM

Her career is over. She can't even sell concert tickets for $8. She's never going to star in another movie or put out another album unless she finances it herself.

by Anonymousreply 131May 29, 2024 11:43 PM

[quote] She’s a true survivor.

It seems more like people survive her.

by Anonymousreply 132May 29, 2024 11:45 PM

She’ll be in lots more movies for Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 133May 29, 2024 11:47 PM

I can never think of her without thinking of the "South Park" version of her--not as Cartman's talking hand, but as the shrieking harridan with the toy dog.

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by Anonymousreply 134May 29, 2024 11:51 PM

In most situations like this, you’d lean on friends, but JLo has none.

She may be the most unlikable person in show business.

by Anonymousreply 135May 30, 2024 12:06 AM

ET says the ring is off 💍. She’s not even faking it.

by Anonymousreply 136May 30, 2024 12:09 AM

Garbage person.

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by Anonymousreply 137May 30, 2024 12:29 AM

Who will JLo marry next? She can’t be single for more than 45 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 138May 30, 2024 12:40 AM

[quote] We're here for it!

As am I 🍿.

by Anonymousreply 139May 30, 2024 12:42 AM

R28, you use "less shows" when you're illiterate trash.

by Anonymousreply 140May 30, 2024 12:47 AM

R105 it’s called the “ex-whore’s squint”. When an ex-whore thinks she recognizes an old trick and squints at them trying to remember what they looked like naked. So Melania and Jenny have this affliction.

by Anonymousreply 141May 30, 2024 1:29 AM

Love you r141, that cracked me up.

by Anonymousreply 142May 30, 2024 1:31 AM

R111 = the proud owner of Little Havana’s 35th most successful beauty parlor.

by Anonymousreply 143May 30, 2024 2:17 AM

I wonder if she will even go through with her tour.

by Anonymousreply 144May 30, 2024 2:22 AM

Run Ben Run!

by Anonymousreply 145May 30, 2024 2:29 AM

For around the same price as a JLo concert ticket, you can buy one of her now discontinued trashy blouses from Kohl’s, perfect for spitting gum at commoners or searching for your 14th “true love.”

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by Anonymousreply 146May 30, 2024 2:34 AM

Has Matt Damon commented on the marriage yet? I'm sure he has a lot to say.

by Anonymousreply 147May 30, 2024 2:38 AM

As long as DL keeps talking about her so much her career is far from over. She'll keep making good money in the business one way or another.

by Anonymousreply 148May 30, 2024 2:46 AM

The kisses have lost their taco flavor. 🌮 😢

by Anonymousreply 149May 30, 2024 2:46 AM

[quote] As long as DL keeps talking about her so much her career is far from over.

DLers could barely come up with the $80 for 10 concert tickets.

I hope she has a back up plan.

by Anonymousreply 150May 30, 2024 2:53 AM

R76 I wouldn’t doubt Affleck stinks from head to toe. He drinks non stop and smokes like a chimney. The booze and other toxins probably seep out of his pores. I wonder if he’s incontinent like Matthew Perry. That’s enough to make me take off a ring and run.

Why does everyone hate JLo so much? I met her years ago and she was perfectly fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 151May 30, 2024 3:20 AM

[quote] Why does everyone hate JLo so much? I met her years ago and she was perfectly fine to me.

Are you a movie producer or record executive? A middle-eastern oil sheik?

You’re definitely not a waiter, chauffeur driver or personal assistant.

by Anonymousreply 152May 30, 2024 3:43 AM

I'll never forget her personal assistant ad. She wanted a 24/7 on call assistant who is responsible for 300 different things and she wanted to pay them something like 50k a year.

by Anonymousreply 153May 30, 2024 5:17 AM

R153 link?

by Anonymousreply 154May 30, 2024 5:28 AM

If she's not wearing the green diamond anymore, can I have it?

by Anonymousreply 155May 30, 2024 5:31 AM

R154

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by Anonymousreply 156May 30, 2024 5:33 AM

You'll never make him smile like this, you Puerto Rican cunt!

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by Anonymousreply 157May 30, 2024 3:54 PM

Don't know how reputable this is but since we're bagging on her...

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by Anonymousreply 158May 30, 2024 4:13 PM

R157 He was getting prime pussy there, clearly.

by Anonymousreply 159May 30, 2024 4:25 PM

[quote] Jennifer Lopez is known for her tireless efforts to help the poor and less fortune. She is heavily involved with several causes, such as American Red Cross, LGBTQ rights, and HIV/AIDS research. In 2001, she created some waves when she participated in a charity event but, as usual, had a few demands. She joined an all-star lineup in recording a remake of Marvin Gaye’s classic hit, “What’s Going On?” Proceeds went to benefit AIDS programs in Africa and American Red Cross’ September 11 fund.

In order for her to participate in the recording and video, she demanded a 45’ trailer that had to include a makeup station and hair sink.

As always, she requested an all-white dressing room that had to be absolutely perfect.

This bitch can eat a bowl of dicks!

by Anonymousreply 160May 30, 2024 7:34 PM

BREAKING! TOUR CANCELED!.

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by Anonymousreply 161May 31, 2024 6:55 PM

Jennifer Lopez is canceling her tour to spend more time with her family, and is “heartsick” over the decision to pull the plug, the singer announced Friday.

Sources said that Lopez, 54, was canceling the tour due to a sensitive time in her personal life, as her relationship with husband, Ben Affleck, is said to be headed towards a split.

We hear that Lopez was sending a special message to her fans via her “On theJLo” newsletter on Friday, telling them of canceling the tour, “I am completely heartsick and devastated about letting you down.”

She also said, “Please know that I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t feel that it was absolutely necessary.”

And that, “I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time…”

Representatives for Live Nation announced that the summer tour, “This Is Me… Live,” was canceled, saying in a statement, “Jennifer is taking time off to be with her children, family and close friends.”

Sources insisted that pulling the plug was not due to poor ticket sales, but rather for personal reasons and wanting to be with her kids.

Earlier this year, the singer canceled the final seven dates of the tour without explanation, and reports said that ticket sales were struggling.

But sources said that there had been a recent uptick in sales, and that some markets were performing well including sales in cities including Newark (which had 92% of seats sold) and Toronto with 86% of seats, plus markets such as Orlando, Miami, Rosemont and Anaheim.

Sources pointed out that her new Netflix movie, “Atlas,” was a hit for the streamer.

Lopez was spotted earlier this month in good spirits headed to rehearsals for the shows, as rumors of a split with Affleck swirled.

Lopez has 16-year-old twins, Max and Emme, with her ex, Marc Anthony.

A source told Page Six that Lopez and Affleck are going to end their marriage after being unable to make things work. The duo first sparked speculation that their relationship was on the rocks when Affleck did not attend the Met Gala with Lopez earlier this month.

by Anonymousreply 162May 31, 2024 6:58 PM

Divorce next?

by Anonymousreply 163May 31, 2024 7:15 PM

This is Me...Now

by Anonymousreply 164May 31, 2024 7:16 PM

Is Leah going to munch her fish taco to comfort her?

by Anonymousreply 165May 31, 2024 7:17 PM

When you cut tickets to $8, you’ll definitely see an “uptick.”

How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 166May 31, 2024 7:18 PM

"to be with her children, family"

This is usually what politicians say when they are bowing out.

by Anonymousreply 167May 31, 2024 7:19 PM

Oh no! What will happen to the fan who wants to hear her greatest hit?

by Anonymousreply 168May 31, 2024 7:21 PM

Jennifer Lopez Cancels Tour to Spend Time with Her Family and Friends: 'I Am Completely Heartsick'

Her kids are saying noooo, please go on the road. So this is how she covers for the low ticket sales.

by Anonymousreply 169May 31, 2024 7:34 PM

[quote]Jennifer Lopez is canceling her tour to spend more time with her family,

That’s bullshit. She doesn’t want to be anywhere near those ugly kids.

by Anonymousreply 170May 31, 2024 7:38 PM

Don't worry, JLo! There's always Branson!

by Anonymousreply 171May 31, 2024 7:57 PM

R157 is that Ben? I don't recognize him.

by Anonymousreply 172May 31, 2024 8:06 PM

Cancelled due to low ticket sales...don't know why she is even bothering with that pathetic "homesick" excuse.

by Anonymousreply 173May 31, 2024 8:18 PM

She’s a failure. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it!

by Anonymousreply 174May 31, 2024 8:32 PM

I was looking at Ticketmaster last night seeing how “well” these shows were selling for shits and giggles and I was thinking to myself “how is this not yet cancelled????” THOUSANDS of unsold seats, even in big markets like New York and Los Angeles

by Anonymousreply 175May 31, 2024 8:35 PM

R172 that sure is Ben. It's hard to recognize him since he never smiles that like that.

by Anonymousreply 176May 31, 2024 9:20 PM

He looks brilliantly well fucked and happy.

by Anonymousreply 177May 31, 2024 9:23 PM

I've said it before. He would be much happier if he had a series of barmaid girlfriends. I think the gambling is the bigger risk than the boozing. He needs to be rich. Keep his money. But otherwise be a well fucked slob.

by Anonymousreply 178May 31, 2024 9:25 PM

She has no quality control. From that terrible flop tv series a few years ago where she played a detective, the LV residency, the shit album and promotional movie, the garbage Netflix movie, etc.,etc.,etc. She’ll do anything for a quick buck and now the tide is turning.

by Anonymousreply 179May 31, 2024 10:51 PM

Hunty, one can't have "quality control" if one has no quality.

by Anonymousreply 180May 31, 2024 10:53 PM

Who's advising her...Meghan Markle's team?

by Anonymousreply 181May 31, 2024 10:56 PM

Janet is next

by Anonymousreply 182May 31, 2024 11:08 PM

I guarantee she's going to spend all summer trying to get Ben to move back home.

Run Ben! RUN!!!

by Anonymousreply 183May 31, 2024 11:58 PM

J Lo's next to last Netflix film The Mother garnered 249 million viewing hours during the first half of 2023. The current turkey is also a hit on Netlfix. Her career is full of hits and misses but she still gets an audience. If this is it for her, she's had a good run.

by Anonymousreply 184June 1, 2024 12:13 AM

R182 Janet has suffered enough. Remember Nipplegate?

by Anonymousreply 185June 1, 2024 1:05 AM

I can't imagine why she bothers, unless it's to massage her ego in some fashion. I think of all the two or three hit acts that have to cobble together with other one or two hit wonder bands on the oldies circuit. She's more than fortunate enough not to have to play weddings and bar mitzvahs. Some people truly need to count their blessings. Her fan base can't be that rabid that they can't let her go at this juncture. It's like Dorothy said on "The Golden Girls": "happy birthday, Peter Pan."

by Anonymousreply 186June 1, 2024 1:27 AM

She should’ve taken a cue from NKOTB, New Edition package tours or the Ricky Martin/Pitbull/Enrique Iglesias trilogy tour.

by Anonymousreply 187June 1, 2024 2:17 AM

Everyone can tell she takes the jobs that pay the most instead of the good or interesting projects.

I could swear I read on DL that when she was married to Marc, they were living well beyond their means or close to it.

by Anonymousreply 188June 1, 2024 2:19 AM

[quote]From that terrible flop tv series a few years ago where she played a detective

How did I ever miss this? It wasn't even a blip on my radar.

by Anonymousreply 189June 1, 2024 8:23 AM

Incidentally, I remember when Jennifer Lopez first broke out in the late '90s, she began dissing a lot of established stars, including her BLOOD & WINE co-star Jack Nicholson, whom she called "a legend in his own time."

Well, that's her now. 😂

by Anonymousreply 190June 1, 2024 9:29 AM

After I've had my morning coffee, I now see I mangled the quote.

She said Nicholson was a legend in his own MIND.

TIME would actually be a compliment. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 191June 1, 2024 11:55 AM

Her Netflix movies are good schlock to half watch while you're stuck doing housework and looking frumpy or haggard. In fact, the worse you look, the more enjoyable it is to experience Lopez's vanity projects. Not many actresses are making such movies anymore, so Lopez is a kind of National Treasure.

by Anonymousreply 192June 1, 2024 12:03 PM

Here's her infamous Movieline article where she "assesses" her peers.

This didn't age well:

[QUOTE]"So, what's your theory about why you, why right now?" I ask her as an opening shot.

[QUOTE]"Because I'm the best," Lopez declares, laughing in delight at her own chutzpah. "I feel I can do anything - any kind of role. I'm fearless." A fearless Hollywood actress? Can I actually be hearing right? "I work really hard," answers Lopez. "I'll just get better as I go along because I'm open to getting better. If you have the goods, there's nothing to be afraid of. If somebody doesn't have the goods, they're insecure. I don't have that problem. I'm not the best actress that ever lived, but I know I'm pretty good."

I wonder if she feels secure now?

It's funny the women she dissed back then are doing so much better than she is. Salma Hayek married a billionaire she's still with and produces. Cameron Diaz still married to the Madden brother after nearly a decade, wealthy and also involved in production. Gwyneth Paltrow moved into an entirely different business very successfully, seems to be able to sustain long-term relationships. Compare and contrast with LA Lopez. Secure, but not grandiose.

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by Anonymousreply 193June 1, 2024 1:03 PM

Movieline was great for getting people to loosen their tongues

by Anonymousreply 194June 1, 2024 1:27 PM

[quote]A fearless Hollywood actress? Can I actually be hearing right?

r193 That little insert by the author is so deliciously cunty, only because "she's fearless" is such a fucking cliche in showbiz.

by Anonymousreply 195June 1, 2024 1:44 PM

Fearless actress? My sides! Let’s see her pull an Ellen Burstyn in Requiem for a Dream.

by Anonymousreply 196June 1, 2024 2:01 PM

jlo still acts and gets front page coverage for her scandals. None of the actresses she dissed act much if at all. Except for Paltrow nobody cares about their private lives either.

by Anonymousreply 197June 1, 2024 2:15 PM

UK flushed J Loo many lettuces ago. Then we flushed Rishi Sunak. They both suck cocks in Council Flat hell but only one of them likes it.

by Anonymousreply 198June 1, 2024 2:17 PM

Lopez's acting career is in jeopardy. Too many flops.

by Anonymousreply 199June 1, 2024 2:40 PM

Her downfall is supernaturally satisfying to watch.

by Anonymousreply 200June 2, 2024 1:18 AM

[quote] Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Went Separate Ways After His Daughter Violet’s Graduation Party

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck put on a united front for his daughter Violet’s graduation party, but it didn’t last for long.

The couple left the party together on Thursday, May 30, and took a black Cadillac Escalade to the rental property Ben, 51, has reportedly been living in alone. However, after arriving at the mansion in Brentwood, Jennifer, 54, immediately got in a car with her assistant and left, according to The Daily Mail.

Rumors of trouble in the couple’s marriage ​had been swirling for the last few months. Jennifer attended the Met Gala solo on May 6, and that only added fuel to the fire.

“Ben not being at the Met Gala with Jen, even though he’s got a great excuse, he’s working, is causing more questions than either of them want,” an insider exclusively told In Touch on May 7. “Even the red carpet fashion commentators were confused, thinking Ben would be right behind Jen, but nope, she went solo, which shocked a lot of people.”

That same week, a separate source shared with In Touch that the two had been keeping their distance lately.

“Ben and J. Lo are normally together 24/7, but lately, they’ve been spending time apart,” the insider said on May 8. “Jen’s need to make their relationship so public and perfect often leaves Ben feeling overwhelmed and henpecked. He just needs to be by himself sometimes, out of her shadow.”

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by Anonymousreply 201June 2, 2024 3:06 AM

Her looks finally hit the wall.

by Anonymousreply 202June 2, 2024 11:23 AM

R198, this may actually require a new thread! Are you saying Rishi sucks cocks?????

by Anonymousreply 203June 2, 2024 12:35 PM

She has all the money in the world and a new husband, admittedly a scum. Why wasn't that enough for her?

by Anonymousreply 204June 2, 2024 1:06 PM

Because it's never ENOUGH.

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by Anonymousreply 205June 2, 2024 2:38 PM

R85, it depends on if those taco flavored kisses smelled like Jen was eating day old fish tacos from a tarred shack beach hut.

by Anonymousreply 206June 2, 2024 4:37 PM

Is there like a thread that has a lot of JLo stories? I would create a new thread asking this but that would be counter intuitive.

by Anonymousreply 207June 2, 2024 4:41 PM

Casper sucked me off in that Times Sq. Video booth high out of his mind. I went looking for him after but he disappeared!

by Anonymousreply 208June 5, 2024 12:55 PM

Drake wants J-Lo

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by Anonymousreply 209July 12, 2024 8:13 AM

Drake - from alleged pedophile to gerontophile.

by Anonymousreply 210July 12, 2024 10:56 AM

She's getting close to Melania territory with her slit eyes in the pic at R209. Looking a little rough.

by Anonymousreply 211July 12, 2024 11:47 AM

Her past is catching up with her now and it’s showing on her face. Love it!

by Anonymousreply 212July 12, 2024 11:52 PM

There's so much stuff on the internet about how rude and unkind she is. Karma's a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 213July 12, 2024 11:57 PM

does she have any more films coming up?

by Anonymousreply 214July 15, 2024 1:24 AM
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