Bethenny Frankel Got Horrific Cheek Implants

An eye bleach warning would've been appreciated.

It's like they cut a golf ball in half and put one piece on each side.

She's got extreme body dysmorphia issues.

Jason doesn't know how lucky he was to get rid of this mental case.

She looks like that puppet or whatever it is from the Saw movies!

Immediately following the making of this TikTok, Bethenny ran to the bathroom to vomit up that piece of candy she ate.

Another person who needs to live a private life and enjoy her money but she can't leave social media alone.

Poor thing, she looks so emaciated. And now like a starved chipmunk.

She's a bitch, not surprised that her fiance dumped her.

Those implants made her too fat. How will she live life at 75 pounds?

She definitely has extreme body dysmorphia.

This is the thing many women are doing (though not usually that excessive).

It’s terrifying.

Guess they live without mirrors.

It looks like she is storing Gobstoppers from the 1980's up in there!!!

I really hope that was just an optical illusion due to bad lighting.

Either that or she is catching Golf Balls at the local cuntry club!

She's a candidate for Dr. Pimple Popper.

Makes me want to get tiny implants just so I can lance them.

All that unblended blush on her cheeks just makes it worse.

Bethenny, you look fabulous!

She looks fine, you fat DL whores!

CNN's pro GOP pundits in their "both sides" reporting have been about as subtle as a rhinoceros in rut.

oops

It's like she got Crazy Kelly's rock-hard misaligned boob implants, just tiny and for the face.

If she wants a little more subcutaneous fat to fill out her face, she could try, you know, eating.

They’re a full cup size.

I can’t see the image on my iPad (getting a solid black screen).

Wait, that’s a spoof video, right? A parody with inexpensive special makeup effects. It has to be.

[quote]I can’t see the image on my iPad (getting a solid black screen).

Count your blessings.

Looks like she shaved her jaw too. She always had a square head, which is not necessarily unattractive. But yeah, she definitely has body issues.

If those are real, they look terrible. The left implant looks translucent from this camera angle, like a very bad blister.

Next stop…Botched.

I never thought I’d see implants worse that that awful Heather Dubrow, but here we are.

R4 definitely Billy the Puppet from SAW.

Gorgeous!

^^”worse than that awful Heather Dubrow”

Good LORD!

At least Madam got to interview Betty White.

I have another issue with that candy. It’s just gelatin and sugars. And I suspect that the these sugars adhere to your teeth and nourish the bacteria that produce acids that damage the tooth enamel. There is probably citric acid and other acidic compounds to preserve the candy and intensify their flavors, so you’re getting a combination of bad things that work together to damage the tissue comprising your teeth. You only get one set of choppers. Why fuck them up?

They're settling in.

R34 Not quite yet. And her recent facelift is making her look more like Teresa Guidice every day.

Fuck this racist ho. She tried to stereotype the Atlanta Housewives as all ratchets.

There is something really sad and desperate about this praying mantis. Her social media is appearing very quickly and her cheesy, chatty clips look rough. She eats and talks to her followers like a bossy acquaintance crowing about delicious but expensive foods and lifestyle porn (“here I am eating more expensive slop in the Hamptons..”)

She spiraled out of conventional means of appearing in media, and her own channels are cobbled together like echoes of her time in reality and chat tv. It’s hard, basically impossible, to envision her cast in any projects involving someone else’s resources. She still visible, but transparently struggles to stay that way.

This woman is a cancer… the type you might like for a while if you happen to get off on the right foot, but eventually she will turn on you.

I’m convinced Jason Hoppy is just a normal guy whom she has demonized.

[quote] It's like they cut a golf ball in half and put one piece on each side.

WTF - doesn’t she have any real friends left. That can pull her aside and say - “Gurl, stop, just fuck’n stop with the god damn facial tweaks and reconstruction. I’m telling you as a friend and for your own good, you’ve gone too far, way too far, and you now look like a cross between a clown and a chipmunk. For the love of god Bethany, just stop, step away from the doctor’s office and go cold turkey.”

WTF did she do? The doc that allowed that should be shot.

Why would you put highlighter powder on it(?

[quote]Poor thing, she looks so emaciated. And now like a starved chipmunk.

She’s stored some nuts in her cheeks for later, she’ll be fine.

Gawd. The implant on her right looks like a boil that hasn't come to a head yet.

[quote]It looks like she is storing Gobstoppers from the 1980's up in there!!!

Bitch, they're Atomic Fireballs

And to think that she used to be loved by the DL crowd during RHONY.

R45 She was, for a short while, a spunky presence and we enjoyed her conflict with that awful pretentious (“I’m HERE, you’re ‘here’”) Kelly Bensimon. Also her conflict with Jill Zarin was interesting for 15 minutes, but that era of reality TV is passé. That audience is getting smaller.

First she copied Luann’s hair. Then she ripped off Holla Heather’s shapewear. Now she’s stealing bad boob jobs and eating gummy bears in a fugue state from me!

It’s creepy, Bethenny - and I won’t indulge you in this!

R57 Then go to sleep! GO TO SLEEP!

Did she get all four cheeks done or just the two?

It's going to be fun watching her face distort over time, I'm all in...couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt.

She is known for being an absolute cunt in every sense of the word. Vile bitch has the face she deserves.

How'd she get a live rat under her skin and what the fuck does it live on?

Certainly not her cunt-jerky anorexic sinews or her infected spirit.

I think she looks tremendous.

The implants look like they move around while she's over-emoting with her expressions.

I saw Kelly the other day around central park south, her eye bags are soooo bad!

They're robotic implants that travel to whatever part of her body starts to cave in.

Where do I get them, R56 ????!

I have a feeling her daughter will soon announce that she's going to live with her father full-time.

FAT!

And CHEEKY!

Well, I have a feeling her daughter will soon announce that she's launching a new line of Skinny-teen™️ jeans and SkinnyTeen™️ ear pods and a new line of SkinnyTeen™️ backpacks and SkinnyTeen™️ bracelets for SkinnyTeen™️ Back-to-School Week.

Bethany could use one more procedure.

She needs one of these attached in front of her eyes:

Why is she famous? I only hear about her here.

R62 She only has "Housewives" fame.

It's like saying you're a star because you got interviewed once for the local TV news.

Was she married to anyone famous in Hollywood?

R64 No. After the Housewives, she had her own talk show, which failed miserably.

She's been confined to reality TV and desperate grabs for attention on Instagram ever since.

She's filthy rich and never has to work another day in her life but refuses to go away.