Jeremy Clarkson named the UK's sexiest man alive for the second year in a row

Hysterical! Nasty creep who looks like shit.

Brexit has really fucked with their heads.

yuck

My god, do all the attractive Brits move to the U.S.?

The UK has given up, haven’t they?

R4 no. There are plenty of hot people there. They just have different beauty standards

[quote]Other notable entries include England manager Gareth Southgate who secured fourth place

HAHAHAHA are you fucking kidding me?

Just last month I happened upon a british subreddit which discussed which was the best looking Spice Girl. The consensus was that while Mel B had the best bone structure, Emma was the cutest, Victoria was chic and Mel C aged surprisingly well, Geri Halliwell was the winner and is considered exquisitely beautiful.

I couldn’t even respond I was so agog.

Why did they limit the survey participants to blind people only?

And Tom Holland came second? And Cillian Murphy fourth?

What fresh hell is this?

Were Piers Morgan and Nigel Farage also in the running?

Huh? This guy?

Here are the Top 10

The Brits are taking the piss out of this list.

Prince William at 22, sure, stick him in first place.

Prince William now? Brings to mind the laughter heard around the world when he was named Sexiest Bald Man.

So I have a chance??!!!

Well he didn’t place 1st. He placed 3rd. And Harry is the hotter brother

That hateful old ugly pig? Damn the brits have a fucked up sense of sexy.

What in the fuck???

He's probably got phimosis. No thanks.

[quote]Just last month I happened upon a british subreddit which discussed which was the best looking Spice Girl. The consensus was that while Mel B had the best bone structure, Emma was the cutest, Victoria was chic and Mel C aged surprisingly well, Geri Halliwell was the winner and is considered exquisitely beautiful.

R8, I always thought Mel B was the best looking Spice Girl, but based on this 2023 photo, I can see why they chose Geri Galliwell.

[quote]The woman are asked who they think the UKs sexiest man is, asking them to score [bold]a 50-strong list of the past year's most notable and culturally relevant names.[/bold] Each name was scored 1-10 (10 being the highest) based on their “sexiness”.

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[quote]Piers Morgan, 59, experienced a significant decline, plummeting from 17th place last year to 40th this year.

I'm willing to console Cillian Murphy for his disappointing placement. Leave your clothes at the door. Get ready to be cuddled.

R12 Tom Holland, Cillian Murphy and Sam Thompson are the only really attractive ones in the top 10 and maybe Dermot O'Leary.

How the fuck the rest got on there I dont know

I'd rate Tom Holland first, Cillian Murphy second, and Clarkson about 4-5 billionth or so

Idris Elba is perfectly attractive

Ncuti Gatwa not on the list? Clarkson is repulsive, even more than Sam Smith.

How did Stephen Fry not make the cut?

If Clarkson came in first two years in a row it’s obvious that many British women are attracted to him.

Idris Elva is sooo sexy, it’s ridiculous to see those wankers ahead of him.

[quote] Harry is the hotter brother

That’s not saying much.

R28 = virtue-signaling

R30 no. Some of us just find him attractive. Shouldn’t you be applying for jobs?

Cillian Murphy isn't British. Obviously they had trouble finding fuckable famous Brits if they included an Irish person.

[quote] R28 = virtue-signaling

R30 = racist.

R20 I think she looks aggressively plain. Maybe a nice grandmotherly type.

If Mel C had a more traditionally feminine style, even she would outclass Geri today.

Are you fucking kidding me? So is Jason Statham chopped liver?

Voters are asked to choose from a list of 50 "of the past year's most famous, culturally relevant names," so I guess the options are very limited. To his credit, Clarkson has described himself as, "unfit, fat and old," so he's not trying to fool anyone.

I would have added a write-in candidate, Harry Wentworth.

WAH??

He looks like a potato.

Who is this person?

[Quote] his return to the West End.

Is this a euphemism for something else?

This is the country who thought I was hot as fuck when alive.

I’ve always said that the English have strange tastes.

Idle to pretend England lacks its own Deplorables aplenty.

It's a joke, correct? Like saying Rod Stewart is the "sexiest man alive" to keep some Octogenarian hope going in dire times before before he dies, or something?

No way, r41. The older British people I've talked to all said he was weird and off-putting at the peak of his fame. I don't think Jimmy Savile was a sex symbol.

The Duke of Westminster is rather attractive.

"In a world turned upside down..."