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I have $10K I want to park in an investment.

Lowish risk, better than the one fucking cent my bank is giving me.

Suggestions Data Lounge?

by Anonymousreply 43May 27, 2024 1:59 AM

CD in a credit union paying over 5%.

by Anonymousreply 1May 17, 2024 10:24 PM

park it in short term treasuries

you can get almost 5.5%

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by Anonymousreply 2May 17, 2024 10:24 PM

I mean, you could go with that, but AI is really going to drive growth for Nvidia and AMD as well as traditional stocks like Amazon, Microsoft, Meta, and Alphabet. Five percent is barely keeping pace with inflation.

by Anonymousreply 3May 17, 2024 10:27 PM

Timescale, OP? 6 months? 5 years? 10 years?

Do you have a pension you could put it in?

by Anonymousreply 4May 17, 2024 10:34 PM

Do you have 6 months of living expenses saved up?

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2024 10:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 6May 17, 2024 11:05 PM

Index mutual fund. Pretty safe with a better than CD or Bond return

by Anonymousreply 7May 17, 2024 11:08 PM

Bet it all on black!

by Anonymousreply 8May 17, 2024 11:19 PM

I can get you a much better return.

by Anonymousreply 9May 17, 2024 11:21 PM

Trump Media & Technology Group Corp

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by Anonymousreply 10May 17, 2024 11:25 PM

Mr. Robinson doesn’t know beans about plastics.

by Anonymousreply 11May 17, 2024 11:34 PM

Saturday's Preakness - Seize the Grey

Currently, 15-1.

by Anonymousreply 12May 17, 2024 11:37 PM

Have you considered investing in a Darfur orphan?

by Anonymousreply 13May 17, 2024 11:38 PM

I know a great business opportunity! You can be a lady boss!

by Anonymousreply 14May 17, 2024 11:49 PM

I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

by Anonymousreply 15May 18, 2024 12:03 AM

FFIE stock!

by Anonymousreply 16May 18, 2024 12:06 AM

I have about 150k I want to invest. any ideas?

by Anonymousreply 17May 18, 2024 12:07 AM

I live off of two defined benefit pensions and am putting off applying for SSR until I'm 70. I have more than six months of reserves. This is the cash that has slowly built up over the past couple of years. .


by Anonymousreply 18May 18, 2024 12:21 AM

You could also buy an annuity with it. You might get 7% or 8% on it for as long as you live. And some states guarantee annuity returns up to a certain amount, like $25000.

by Anonymousreply 19May 18, 2024 12:26 AM


by Anonymousreply 20May 18, 2024 12:29 AM

OP as others have said, get a new bank. Interest rates are decent and CD's even better. If you want low risk, this is it for now.

by Anonymousreply 21May 18, 2024 12:47 AM

GOLD! the world is going to hell in a hand basket GET GOLD!

by Anonymousreply 22May 18, 2024 12:58 AM

Canadian Allied Petroleum.

by Anonymousreply 23May 18, 2024 1:10 AM

Hot stock tip !!

Buy "Can Al Pet"

by Anonymousreply 24May 18, 2024 1:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 25May 18, 2024 1:17 AM

Buy a couple of slutty twinks. They’re like a vacation home, you can rent them out when you’re not using them.

by Anonymousreply 26May 18, 2024 1:19 AM

Put it in FTX.

by Anonymousreply 27May 18, 2024 1:21 AM

Down payment on a four-plex rental property! Passive income for life!

by Anonymousreply 28May 18, 2024 1:22 AM

jam into jackets and boots and cram into bags and boxes .... 13 gold bars and $486,461 in cash,

by Anonymousreply 29May 18, 2024 1:24 AM

New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez is available for cash or gold bars, want any legislation pushed through?

by Anonymousreply 30May 18, 2024 2:06 AM

I read on DL that Bitcoin is going to $1 million.

by Anonymousreply 31May 18, 2024 2:32 AM

Total Market Index Fund. No brainer. Set it and forget it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 18, 2024 2:34 AM

yeah bitcoin, bishes

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by Anonymousreply 33May 18, 2024 2:43 PM


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by Anonymousreply 34May 18, 2024 4:01 PM

AMC stock is selling around $4 per share.

I'm sure it will be over $300 again any day now !!

by Anonymousreply 35May 18, 2024 8:18 PM

R12 Sure hope you bet, Seize the Grey won the Preakness! Didn’t get 15-1 thou, only 9-1.

by Anonymousreply 36May 18, 2024 11:19 PM

I told ya all !!

I'm rich! And am now going to retire! LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 37May 18, 2024 11:58 PM

Damn! I need to listen to you guys more often!

by Anonymousreply 38May 19, 2024 1:51 AM

Tulip bulbs, Beanie Babies, Tickle Me Elmos

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2024 5:31 AM

so where did you decide to invest OP?

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2024 10:20 PM


by Anonymousreply 41May 27, 2024 12:06 AM

I’ve been hearing great things about magic beans lately.

by Anonymousreply 42May 27, 2024 12:21 AM

R40, still waiting for a persuasive answer.

Are there still no load mutual funds?

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