Once again MTG causes chaos in committee

Slap back. You go, Crockett!

Isn’t that blonde baboon also wearing false lashes?

It's so nice to see more women hold elected office. It certainly has brought a gentler, more calming tone to the government over the previous toxic masculinity. So much more is being achieved in a courteous fashion.

Marge wears false eyelashes and a fake vagina.

[quote]Isn’t that blonde baboon also wearing false lashes?

Girl, no. That’s fur.

No wigs were harmed in this production.

I was waiting for Crockett to start taking off her earrings.

aww are your feelings hurt? Just once I would love someone to comment on MTG looking like a shaved baboon and see her reaction.

Here is more coverage. It's terrific.

Don't fuck with Crockett. She need to be on the campaign trail with Biden.

[quote]Representative Anna Paulina Luna then asked Crockett to "calm down," to which Crockett responded: "No! Don't tell me to calm down because y'all talk noise and then you can't take it! "Because if I come and talk s*** about her, y'all gonna have a problem!"

So they are both the same.

Miss Jasmine bringing the heat. You go, gurl 👍

OMG, When BoBo Blowjob is the voice of reason... 😂

"At the end of the hearing, GOP Representative Lauren Boebert took it upon herself to "apologize to the American people" for the events.

"I just want to apologize to the American people," Boebert said. "When things get as heated as they have, unfortunately, it's an embarrassment on our body as a whole."

Boebert, please. No one's trying to take a lecture on proper public behavior from Hand Job Sally. Tell me about cum dump etiquette and I'll listen.

Oh fuck off Boebert, you handjobbing bitch. Yes, I know Democrats acted like Republicans act constantly and we're all supposed to descend into hysterical sobs about that. Sorry, not happening.

Nothing in that committee was half as embarrassing as a group of congressional whores and cult members trooping up to New York to support a career criminal in his constant round of crimes and bullshit.

“This is an ode to an old whore in Georgia… ” 🪕 🎵

MTG looks like if Jocelyn Wilderstein and Vicki from the Orange County Housewives had a baby.

It's hard for Marjorie to tolerate other women who are not as beautiful as she is.

Here is the whole fiasco.

You’d think Marge would be the last person to comment on a woman’s appearance, with that caveman face and those bricklayer hands. 🫢

^ Her daddy owns a construction company, the bitch was born to lay bricks

At 9:08, Crockett summarizes beautifully the sham that is the hearing.

Marge just made Crockett into a star.

^ All she did was point out the stupidity of the Republican Party. The Emperor has no clothes and she called them on it

It must kill Marge that Miss Jasmine and AOC two women of color are so much smarter and prettier than she is 😂

To be honest, R26, any woman of any color with an actual face is probably going to be prettier (and certainly smarter) than that rabid bleach headed baboon.

^ Hell, I'M prettier than MTG

I believe it R28!

Raskin wants to investigate whether some non-committee members were drinking:

[quote]Rep. Jamie Raskin (Md.), the top Democrat on the House Oversight and Accountability Committee, says it’s “worth investigating” whether lawmakers were drinking during Thursday’s explosive hearing, after rumors circulated that noncommittee members were intoxicated.

[quote]“I didn’t see the drinking by the gentlelady from New Mexico, Melanie Stansbury raised it, she said there are members drinking in the room, and that’s something that is worth investigating if there was in fact drinking taking place,” Raksin said on Fox News.

Comments from the gaggle.

At 6:07, Sunny finally says something that we all can agree on: " Going high doesn't work anymore." " If you go low with me, I'm gonna to go to the earth's crust..."

Interview with Jasmine Crockett.

As if there weren't enough shit....here's Chris Cuomo with ( ta-da) Nina Turner.

More shit.

[quote]Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa.—who himself has picked up a reputation in his first year in the Senate for his casual wardrobe and frequent political jabs—also called out the back-and-forth, saying he has “described the U.S. House as the ‘Jerry Springer Show,” and adding that today he is “apologizing to the ‘Jerry Springer Show.’” Ocasio-Cortez replied to Fetterman’s post on X, claiming he “likely would not have stood up for your colleague and seem to be confused about racism and misogyny being a ‘both sides’ issue” (Crocket is Black).

@r33, Do not fuck with Miss Jasmine

I love the way she just cuts through the bullshit and spells it out, this what we are suppose to be doing and this is what THEY are doing

R35, good for AOC calling out Fetterman's "both sides!" bullshit.

Did that stroke affect his brain more than he's letting on?

“I straaaack my words…. this lady is something you seen in a zoo!”

Just a personality conflict. No big deal.

^ I watched it, I know what happened. I don't need this guy to interpret it for me

[quote]So they are both the same.

If you believe that, R12, you need follow the happenings in Congress a little closer. MTG is a grandstanding, shit stirring, conspiracy peddling idiot who loves being combative, disruptive and causing chaos. She'd probably go insane if she had to do her job without the constant need for attention. Crockett happens to be my representative. She isn't making a fool out of herself to an extent that many in her own party are fed up with the antics enough to boo her on the House floor. That's all MTG. So no way in hell are they the remotely the same.

[quote] I watched it, I know what happened. I don't need this guy to interpret it for me

But, it's UncleTomsplainin'

^ Yeah I was going to add that, but decided to leave this lovely gif instead

The demure, always dignified Lauren Boebert is not happy with baboon behavior.

Does Byron Donalds smoke pole?

Don't kid yourselves, Jasmine Crockett is in Congress to perform just like MTG, AOC and Katie Porter. She's ALWAYS the show, which is fine, but she grates on my nerves with her inability to not engage with true zoo animals like Greene and Boebert.

People who are really good at shutting down fools can do it without engaging them. They all just seemed like out of control bitches, frankly.

R46, we need more Crocketts and fewer ineffective, indignant church ladies.

I can't wait for the Randy Rainbow version of "Bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body."

SNL treatment

[quote]"So MTG wanted to talk about my appearance in COMMITTEE?!" Crockett said in a statement to X, formerly Twitter, later in the night. "It's against the rules to do ... She refused to apologize! The chairman ruled that it was ok ..." "AND I asked for clarification about what qualifies as 'engaging in personalities' & basically wanted to know if I could talk s*** about her appearance as ... well ... y'all know what she looks like, right?" Crockett continued. "PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES! This is what happens when mentally deficient people who can't read and follow rules or just don't give a damn ... somehow end up in CONGRESS!"

Get your t-shirt now.

[quote]Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) is launching a “Crockett Clapback Collection” of T-shirts meant to raise money for Democratic candidates following the attention on her clash with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.). Crockett wrote on the social platform X on Friday that she will be launching a merchandise collection that “will feature various swag that includes random things” she has said.

[quote]Crockett’s post on X also included a photo of a T-shirt that reads, “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body,” which she said will be available first.

At this point, why fucking not?

Can't wait for all the Trumpista whores wearing some stupid Trump Cult T-shirt lecturing us about Jasmine Crockett and her lack of decorum in selling merch.

[quote]Can't wait for all the Trumpista whores wearing some stupid Trump Cult T-shirt lecturing us about Jasmine Crockett and her lack of decorum in selling merch.

BWAAAAH.

Who's laughing now? My popularity is skyrocketing. Look for me to bring more chaos.

Can this evil baboon just burst into flames already?