Céline Dion’s 13-year-old twins look like grown men in new photo with her and Mick Jagger

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Hairy little goomers for 13 😳

Cursed footwear both on Céline and the guy on the right. But especially Céline, looks like a bunion surgery gone horribly wrong.

Your right OP - Jagger does look like a Madame Tussauds figure.

I thought she was on death’s door.

Freakt! At least she has them out of the long hair and matching black fedoras.

She's not dying, she's petrifying. Technically she'll live forever once that process is complete.

The other soon looked about 25 at 15. I don’t know what’s with that family’s genes, but the men look much older than they are.

Thirteen?!

That’s a bad filtered used in that pic.

@r5, "I thought she was on death’s door. "

She is, she's standing next to death warmed over, Mick Jaeger

^ *Jagger* 🙄

Ugh, that's the worst. I prefer them to look 13.

Fug. Eyebrows like the Shah of Iran.

Yeah wasn’t she supposed to have locked-in syndrome or some sort of Terri Schiavo thing going on?

[quote]I thought she was on death’s door.

She’s just a little stiff.

Why are her sons Arabs?

The NY Post curses all who read it

[quote] other soon looked about 25 at 15. I don’t know what’s with that family’s genes, but the men look much older than they are.

Many Zoomers look older than their age.

There's been articles about it.

The twins look like they might be of the homosexual variety.

I mean what are the odds the Celine Fucking Deon would have all straight children?

Next to nil.

Thirteen? They look like 30 year-old car salesmen from Long Island.

A beard at 13? Do these boys have Progeria?

I am not surprised. Nowadays children mature VERY fast due to the large amount of hormones found in animal products (primarily, meat and dairy), so it's very possible that they would look like people in their late teens/early twenties.

Also, Céline has always looked remarkably old. I remember that I was shocked in the late 90s when she sang that duet with Barbra Streisand, and read that she was only 28 at the time. She's looked like a 40-something soccer mom since she was in her late teens and only appeared to be marginally younger than la Streisand at the time. Thus, it isn't any surprise that her children would have inherited their mother's tendency to look old.

Did she name the twins after noted heterosexualist Mountie, Nelson Eddy?

^ Like she totally had the hots for the Canadian Mountie

Unfortunately they all got beaten with the ugly stick.

I just want to know why she named her twins Nelson and Eddy. Is she a Nelson Eddy superfan?

From WIkipedia:

[quote] The twins were named Eddy, after Dion's favourite French songwriter, Eddy Marnay, who had also produced her first five albums; and Nelson, after former South African President Nelson Mandela.

What in the Monchhichi…

Were they born male? They have unfortunate, child bearing, hips.

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Early bloom, early rot!

The oldest son is much better looking than the younger two.

Good to see her out and about. She seems like a good mom.

^ For all her success she's had a tough go the last 10 years. I hope life gets better for her

The French have to be ready to fuck at age 11. It's what they do.

But she's Canadian! It's not the same.

The French are glad to die for love

They delight in fighting duels

But I prefer a man who lives

And gives expensive jewels

Has this woman ever met a bra? Horribly unflattering pic of everyone involved.

Does Mick lipsyc his way though his concerts the way Celine does?

Is this celebrity mad libs?

Does Celine have to support her umpteen brothers and sisters?

I thought she had frigid woman disease? She looks completely normal here to me.

None of those boys look 13

Maybe these are the type of boys that the female school teachers prey on: look much older but still young and malleable.