McDonald's Drops Smile From Happy Meals for Mental Health Week

No wonder, who's happy paying $26.95 for a Miserable Meal at McDonald's?

The food fucking blows? Dat shit will kill u!

OP is also:

*Biden proposes 2 debates with Trump, ditching bipartisan commission*

[quote]Biden’s team knows he’s fucked and all Trump co has to do is run ads exposing these requests. It makes it clear that Biden is too frail to debate without trickery.

"We know how important it is to help stimulate open conversations about mental health in families, and through this change to our Happy Meal box, we hope many more families are encouraged to kickstart positive conversations around children’s emotions and wellbeing."

Yes, just what every overworked, tired single mom wants from their kid's happy meal.

OP must be one of the stank Poors who eats at McDs all the time and therefore thinks most of the rest of the world thinks it's as important as she does.....

The helpful illustrated instructions that come with the Meal's adorable "Rusty the Razorblade" toy remind kiddies to "cut down, not across."

I appreciate your twisted mind, r6.

R3 = Karen

A smile costs extra, bitch.

Thanks R7 - right after my naturally huge calves, it's my best feature.

Just called it a Kid’s Fatty Meal and be done with it.

Reason # 3,987,358 I am glad I never wanted children.

[quote]"We know how important it is to help stimulate open conversations about mental health in families, and through this change to our Happy Meal box, we hope many more families are encouraged to kickstart positive conversations around children’s emotions and wellbeing."

God, please make this 'woke' crap stop!

R5, check back in when your finally able to hit on something.

No one "destroyed" Bud Light, OP. Stop being a bigoted Republican idiot

It seems the more that we talk about mental health, the more mental illness increases, especially as it’s now some kind of weird status symbol online.

R16 yes, ultra-liberals are obsessed with being miserable, it seems.

Hey lady at R3, no one fucking cares.

Anyone who feeds their kid crap like McDonalds does not care about their mental health.

OP must be a stupid-ass GOP troll like Tomi Lahren

^ She is correct in what she wrote.

[quote]No one "destroyed" Bud Light, OP. Stop being a bigoted Republican idiot.

Not destroyed, but severely damaged.

It’s ok to make $10 an hour.

R22, nope.

And then you linked to the right-wing hate site, The Daily Caller at r21

Stop posting GOP propaganda

The Daily Caller? Seriously?

Republicans need shit to get outraged over

There are few guarantees in life, but I can promise that blocking OP will improve your DL experience exponentially.

What's in the UnHappy Meal?

A wad of chewed gum. A hardened lump of dried chicken nugget in a dirty napkin.

The filing papers of your parents divorce. Two packs of mustard but no ketchup.

A half eaten mock apple pie made with stale ritz crackers.

A coupon for 20% off your next Unhappy Meal

@r21, "The Daily Caller"?

Always good to have Nazis weigh in on Happy Meals... You've earned my "Suck on a bag of dicks award" for today 🤨

Laughable! As if McDonalds gives a flying fuck about anyone's mental health! They would use child labor if they could.

Man. Who wants a Bummer Meal? McDonalds was great fun for me as a kid. I guess everything needs to be ruined.

I kinda admire that Dicks burgers, which was down the street from me on 45th, never changed their name

@r32, They didn't have Happy Meals when I was a kid, I'm so depressed... 😭

[quote] No one "destroyed" Bud Light

Bwahahaha! You mustn’t be an investor who watched their stock tank.

^ It's at a 52 week high at 66.44 per share you ninny 😏

[quote]It seems the more that we talk about mental health, the more mental illness increases, especially as it’s now some kind of weird status symbol online.

The more self-diagnosis increases.

People will use anything as an excuse for their own bad decision making and bad behavior. See “Autism”.

^ Remember when people were just kind of off, weird, shy? Now they're aspie, autism, psycho-babble

We could use some message like it’s OK to be fucking sad here at DL

DL the home of good mental health?

DL where once every few days one DL man after another DL man will post about wanting to die, their loss of hope, their dreadful love-less life , their misery, their loneliness and their despair,

Make fun of McDonald’s all you want.

It’s true, r39, and I’m fully confident that the new McDonald’s UnHappy Meal will save the lives of at least a few desperately sad eldergays.

This is crazy. Might as well turn the smile to a frown.

More like Crappy Meal!

[quote]"The Daily Caller"? Always good to have Nazis weigh in on Happy Meals... You've earned my "Suck on a bag of dicks award" for today

OK.

How about New York Magazine? MAY 15, 2024

"Might McDonald’s Interest You in a Sad Meal?"

"This marketing move seems like it would probably amount to the polar opposite effect of turning that frown upside down; I would assume wiping that smile off your child’s box of nuggets might also wind up wiping the smile off their face, too."

Sat through an episode of the execrable MaryLand and at the end there was a plea for suicidal people to call for help. I thought “Well, it’s a shitty show and that was a shitty episode but it didn’t exactly make me want to kill myself.”

Then I realized it was because a character committed suicide during the show. Well…you couldn’t blame her. I mean, the show wasn’t that depressing to me but it was for the characters in it. Purely due to poor writing,

Think of the savings on yellow ink.

R40

It’s OK to be sad (and lonely)

That would be a great message for the many sad lonely men that start those sad threads here at DL . Life is not always going to be a happy place.

Will the McDonalds effort impact even a few kids? If it’s only one it’s worth it.

🤐.

@r43, You dumb fucking Nazi, it's not the subject it's the source

This whole thread is just run on stupid

I would have to be starving to death to eat McDonalds. That is some of the worst garbage food you can put in your body.

For the idiot at R48: both (wildly different) sources have come to the same conclusion about this particular subject: it's a bad move by McDonalds.

Eating processed chemical-laden garbage like McDonald's isn't good for your body, and the way you feel can affect your mental health.