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A Cock in Full

British viewers were *shocked* to see an erect penis in the final episode of A Man in Full.

A DatatLounger was quoted as saying:

[quote]'Viewers shouldn't be forced to see pornography. This trend will end in tears as it's depressing, unmysterious and taking away some of life's magic.'

👇More to come from a banned source.

by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2024 3:08 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 1May 12, 2024 3:05 PM

It is but a prosthetic, people of Badteefland, calm down.

by Anonymousreply 2May 12, 2024 3:07 PM

R2- A prosthetic?

Then I’m not interested.

by Anonymousreply 3May 12, 2024 3:10 PM

Here we go:

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by Anonymousreply 4May 12, 2024 3:11 PM

I choose to believe Tom Pelphrey has an estimable dong. I'd have no problem getting on my knees to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 5May 12, 2024 3:45 PM

Cheap thrills. We should know.

by Anonymousreply 6May 12, 2024 4:46 PM

Greek actors used to wear those during comedic performances 2500 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7May 12, 2024 4:48 PM

I’m watching an old BBC mystery series —Inspector Alleyn Mysteries—from 1990. I was surprised at the casual nudity.

by Anonymousreply 8May 12, 2024 4:58 PM

"Confronted" by an erect penis?

That term invests a lot of power to horrify and cause stampedes to escape. An image rather like a group of elephants hysterically banging around in a compound at the sight of a mouse.

Penises are confrontational when they're about to be forced into one's ass, mouth, or cunt. And it's the men behind them who are doing the confronting, in those contexts.

by Anonymousreply 9May 12, 2024 5:05 PM

[quote]"Confronted" by an erect penis?

Some would say "comforted."

by Anonymousreply 10May 12, 2024 5:16 PM

If it is prosthetic, whoever designed it was clearly one of us because it's a nice facsimile of the real thing.

by Anonymousreply 11May 12, 2024 5:16 PM

Why do no ibb posts open

by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2024 5:19 PM

I’m surprised this thread has so few comments. This thread is about cock. Cock! Cock! Cock!

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2024 12:19 AM

It's a nice dick, prosthetic or not.

It seems like he has huge balls....unsure if those are the real ones or part of the prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2024 12:13 AM

Where’s the uncensored version?

by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2024 12:28 AM

It moves like a piece of hard plastic. Lame.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2024 12:31 AM

[quote]'Viewers shouldn't be forced to see pornography. This trend will end in tears as it's depressing, unmysterious and taking away some of life's magic.'

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 17May 14, 2024 12:34 AM

I LOVE THIS for the British.

by Anonymousreply 18May 14, 2024 1:37 AM

[bold]Don't you get confrontational with me, Dickie."[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 19May 14, 2024 1:52 AM

A close-up of the confrontational cock. Looks like a prosthetic. Maybe the same one from Boogie Nights?

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by Anonymousreply 20May 14, 2024 1:53 AM

Here's some free advice, Britons. If you can't handle seeing an erect cock (prosthetic or not), don't watch shows called, "A Man in Full." You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 21May 14, 2024 2:03 AM

Fake cock that's been mutilated.

by Anonymousreply 22May 14, 2024 2:05 AM

The only thing that's mutilated, r22, is your mind.

by Anonymousreply 23May 14, 2024 2:08 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 24May 14, 2024 2:16 AM

Fake or not, I'd probably sit on it if I was drunk.

by Anonymousreply 25May 14, 2024 2:19 AM

Why is he naked and erect talking to a fully clothed man? Did he get caught jerking off or something?

by Anonymousreply 26May 14, 2024 2:26 AM

Wasn’t there erect cocks in both Euphoria (Season 2 episode 1in the stripclub shooting) and in May December? Both allegedly fake, but still.

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2024 2:51 AM

I thought the British prided themselves on their unflappability. Was I misled? And how did their schools get “shocked?” This confrontational-penis-showing film was presented in them? My, how things have changed.

I’ll be back. I need to confirm my suspicion that Mercury has gone retrograde.

by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2024 3:20 AM

The Brits used to be known for their stiff upper lips. Now it's stiff dicks.

by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2024 3:08 AM
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