A Human Asshole

Is this the asshole that plops fetid plops that bask in the light, or the asshole that looks on with tear stained red puffy cheeks, hyperventilating with her tiny little fists balled up into her stomach, wailing and wishing she could report everyone and everything into oblivion?

Snitches get stitches...in their ass holes.

Oh great, another Lucy as Mame thread.

That's too flattering to Kevin Sessums, said human asshole who is subject of incessant staking on DL by a very disturbed person or people.

MURRRRIEEEELLLLLL TIME TO BAN AND REDTAG THIS TROLL. THANK YOU.

Gerg?

Is this another Trump thread?

[quote] Gerg?

Certainly not.

TeaCunt?

Fellow pilgrims… where shall we gather?

OP is a human asshole.

This is an insult to assholes.

is this ome 9f those, if you don't know who it is it's you things?

A Human Asshole = Don Trump, Jr.

Outside the frame of MAME

Stealth scat thread

"Inhuman Asshole" is more in the slot.

Is this a Trump thread?

It seems obvious but I don’t want to assume

"A Human Asshole" is so funny to me. Not an aardvark's asshole or a whale asshole. A human asshole!

Something is DEFINITELY going on with his face…it’s caving in on itself. For someone so “troubled” dentally/facially, he SURE takes a lot of selfies. Now THATS an ego.

Yes the face is caving in. It’s the utter lack of priorities - get your fucking teeth fixed instead of posting about what a fucking pilgrim you are every five minutes. You’re a homeless addict.

You're not welcome just because you're here, Kevin Sessums stalkers.

Like I said just 15 minutes ago, you're too self-indulgent to be able to hide. Stupid has-been queen Gestapo cunts.

I smell 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌

You Kevin Sessums stalker pond life are so fucking predictable.

Also, I see your friends Greg and Teacake are here! You keep such excellent company, DoomLA.

[bold]Attributes of Online Brigades Stalking Public Figures [/Bold]

Online brigades, often driven by political, ideological, or personal motivations, engage in coordinated harassment of public figures.

Their behavior typically exhibits the following attributes: [bold]Behavioral Attributes[/bold]

[bold]Coordinated Attacks: [/bold]They operate in a synchronized manner, often using similar language, hashtags, or tactics.

[bold]Persistent Harassment: [/bold]They engage in relentless and sustained online attacks, targeting the individual's personal and professional life.

[bold] Amplification: [/bold]They leverage social media platforms to maximize the reach of their attacks, often using bots or automated tools.

[bold] Doxing: [/bold]They attempt to reveal private information about the target, such as home address, phone number, or personal details.

[bold] Swatting: [/bold]They make false reports of emergencies to law enforcement, leading to armed police responses to the target's location.

[bold]Cyberbullying:[/bold] They engage in personal attacks, insults, and threats, aiming to intimidate and humiliate the target.

[bold]Motivational Attributes[/bold]

[bold]Political Ideology: [/bold]Often aligned with a specific political or ideological group, they target individuals with opposing views.

[bold] Personal Grievances: [/bold]They may be motivated by personal vendettas or grudges against the target.

[bold] Financial Gain[/bold]: In some cases, online brigades might be hired for financial compensation to harass a specific individual.

[bold]Thrill-Seeking[/bold] Some individuals may participate in such activities for the excitement and sense of power it provides.

[Bold]Technological Attributes[/bold]

[bold]Social Media Proficiency: [/bold]They are adept at using various social media platforms to spread their message and coordinate attacks.

[bold]Technical Skills:[/bold] They may possess technical skills to create fake accounts, manipulate online content, or launch cyberattacks.

[bold]Access to Resources: [/bold]They often have access to resources, such as funding or technology, to support their activities.

It's important to note that these are general characteristics, and the specific behavior of online brigades can vary widely depending on their goals and the target.

He’s really laying an egg in Provincetown. Slurring, stuttering and seems really affected. His usual act of “aw shucks”, but with a haughty air that Doris Kearns Goodwin is graciously dealing with. She’s great, he’s really cringe.

Poor Doris.

She did most of the talking…he had this sick leering look on his face when he mentioned she was the first woman allowed in a locker room. Then he launched into a spiel about his love of baseball and how it’s “pastoral”. (((CRINNNGGGEEE)))

Cat thread? Are we implying the HA has toxoplasmosis?

Kevin Sessums was laying an egg. Not a poultry product, mind you, but an entirely different sort of ovum. This was happening, inexplicably, in Provincetown. A place typically known for its windswept dunes and artistic souls, it was now the unlikely stage for Kevin’s peculiar performance.

He was slurring, stuttering, a far cry from the smooth-talking charmer everyone knew. The Kevin of old would have been all “aw shucks”, a humble demeanor that could charm a snake out of its rattle. But this Kevin was different. A haughty air had descended upon him, a pompous plumage that clashed violently with his usual down-to-earth persona.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, the esteemed historian, was somehow caught in the crossfire. With a grace that rivaled the Queen’s, she was navigating this Kevin catastrophe. Her brow furrowed in a mixture of concern and bemusement, she bore the brunt of his nonsensical ramblings. It was as if a gentle summer breeze had collided with a Category 5 hurricane.

One couldn't help but wonder if Provincetown's famous fog had seeped into Kevin's brain, turning him into a linguistic lighthouse gone astray. Or perhaps, it was a case of reverse evolution, where a human was regressing to a more… avian state? Whatever the reason, it was a spectacle as bizarre as it was baffling.

Stealth lesbian thread.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, a woman of undeniable intellect and grace, found herself trapped in a one-woman intellectual decathlon with Kevin Sessums. He sat there, a vacant look in his eye, soaking up her words like a sponge, but instead of expanding his mind, it seemed to be filling with something altogether more sinister.

When the conversation turned to her groundbreaking work on women in history, and the fact she was the first woman allowed into a male locker room for research purposes, Kevin's demeanor took a decidedly unpleasant turn. His eyes glazed over, replaced by a leering, almost predatory glint. It was as if he'd stumbled upon a hidden treasure map to a land of completely inappropriate thoughts.

And then, as if to compound the awkwardness, he launched into an unsolicited dissertation on baseball. A sport he insisted was "pastoral." The juxtaposition of the gritty, competitive world of baseball with the serene image of a bucolic countryside was as jarring as a misplaced tuba in a string quartet. It was at this point that the collective cringe meter of the universe probably exploded.

Every Kevin Sessums thread is a scat thread. 💩

Kevin Sessums, the enigmatic human, rode a unicycle to the moon to interview aliens.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, knitted sweaters for his pet iguana.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a tea party with a colony of ants.

The human, Kevin Sessums, wrote a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.

Kevin Sessums, that curious human, built a rocket ship out of cheese.

This human, Kevin Sessums, had a deep conversation with a sentient cactus.

Kevin Sessums, the extraordinary human, performed brain surgery on a rubber duck.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the dramatic, wrote a play about his life as a superhero.

Kevin Sessums, the perplexing human, had a picnic with a family of bears.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a squirrel and buried acorns.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a time machine to visit the dinosaurs.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted an orchestra of cats.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, wrote a novel about a talking toaster.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a tea party with a family of ghosts.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a bird and flew to the moon.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a submarine to explore the Amazon rainforest.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted a choir of dogs.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, wrote a play about a talking tree.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a picnic with a family of aliens.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a fish and swam to Antarctica.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a teleportation device to visit Mars.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted a ballet of robots.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, wrote a novel about a time-traveling pizza.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a tea party with a family of unicorns.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a lion and ruled the jungle.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a machine to create chocolate rain.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted a symphony of whales.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, wrote a play about a talking car.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a picnic with a family of mermaids.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a butterfly and visited every flower.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a flying carpet.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted a choir of birds.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, wrote a novel about a talking cat.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a tea party with a family of dragons.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a dinosaur and roamed the prehistoric world.

Kevin Sessums, that eccentric human, invented a time machine to visit the future.

Kevin Sessums, the human extraordinaire, conducted a ballet of robots.

39 troll posts in a row… only 529 to go!

You can do it!!

You have no idea what I'm doing, Kevin Sessums stalker, and I am REVELING in it.

Kevin Sessums, the enigmatic human, rode a unicycle to the moon to interview aliens.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the absurd, knitted sweaters for his pet iguana.

Kevin Sessums, the peculiar human, had a tea party with a colony of ants.

The human, Kevin Sessums, wrote a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.

Kevin Sessums, that curious human, built a rocket ship out of cheese.

This human, Kevin Sessums, had a deep conversation with a sentient cactus.

Kevin Sessums, the extraordinary human, performed brain surgery on a rubber duck.

Human Kevin Sessums, a lover of the dramatic, wrote a play about his life as a superhero.

Kevin Sessums, the perplexing human, had a picnic with a family of bears.

Human Kevin Sessums, a master of disguise, transformed into a squirrel and buried acorns.

[bold]Circle of Nerds[/bold]

DoomLA, Teacake, Greg, and Defacto were not your typical Hollywood leading men. DoomLA, with his penchant for dark humor and questionable fashion choices, was the brooding outsider. Teacake, the eternal optimist, was the heartthrob-in-denial. Greg, the resident know-it-all, was the intellectual, and Defacto, the quiet observer, was the mysterious one.

Yet, here they were, somehow cast in a remake of Circle of Friends.

The script, a bizarre amalgamation of '90s nostalgia and modern-day tech jargon, was a challenge even for the most seasoned thespian. The iconic Trinity College was replaced by a dimly lit gaming convention center, and the elegant gowns were swapped for cosplay outfits.

Teacake, in a questionable attempt at charm, tried to woo the female lead, a cosplayer with a penchant for anime, with lines about "leveling up" their relationship. DoomLA, on the other hand, managed to make a toast at a fictional college ball sound like a threat. Greg, true to form, spent most of his screen time correcting the historical inaccuracies in the script. And Defacto, well, he just stood there, looking like he was contemplating the meaning of existence.

The climax of the film was supposed to be a dramatic confrontation on a windswept cliff. Instead, it turned into a heated debate about the merits of different gaming consoles, with DoomLA threatening to throw Teacake off the edge if he didn't agree that PlayStation was superior.

The movie, unsurprisingly, was a critical and commercial failure. But it did give birth to a cult following of people who found a strange kind of beauty in its utter absurdity. And so, the legend of DoomLA, Teacake, Greg, and Defacto as the most unlikely romantic leads in cinematic history lived on.

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But here you are reacting, Sessums Stalker r85. Here you are.

Kevin Sessums, in a flamboyant tutu, fed Defacto, Teacake, and Greg expired tuna while discussing quantum physics and the meaning of life in a laundromat filled with sentient ping pong balls.

Defacto, wearing a monocle and a top hat, taught Kevin Sessums, Teacake, and Greg how to tango with penguins on Mars, using only spoons and a rubber duck as props.

Teacake, dressed as a superhero named "Captain Cupcake," accidentally teleported Kevin Sessums, Defacto, and Greg into a parallel universe where everything was made of cheese and the sky was purple.

Greg, wielding a giant inflatable hammer, attempted to explain the intricacies of astrophysics to Kevin Sessums, Defacto, and Teacake while they were being chased by a horde of angry squirrels on unicycles.

Kevin Sessums, convinced he was a time traveler, tried to sell Defacto, Teacake, and Greg a bridge in Brooklyn that didn't exist, while simultaneously inventing a new dance craze called the "Quantum Quack."

Defacto, disguised as a fortune teller, predicted that Kevin Sessums, Teacake, and Greg would become world-famous for their interpretive dance routine about the lifecycle of a potato.

Teacake, while searching for his lost pet iguana, stumbled upon a secret society of talking vegetables led by a charismatic cucumber named Kevin Sessums, who was assisted by his loyal sidekicks, Defacto and Greg.

Greg, in an effort to impress a particularly intelligent goldfish, wrote a sonnet about the beauty of kale while Kevin Sessums, Defacto, and Teacake competed in a synchronized swimming competition with dolphins.

Kevin Sessums, convinced he had discovered a new form of energy, tried to power his flying saucer with a combination of old socks, expired yogurt, and the hopes and dreams of Defacto, Teacake, and Greg.

Defacto, while meditating in a sensory deprivation tank, experienced a profound vision of Kevin Sessums, Teacake, and Greg as a superhero trio who saved the world from an invasion of giant, dancing radishes.

He’s bringing more attention to these threads than they ever have gotten before. Thanks, LOSER!

Defacto ate a rainbow-flavored Teacake while Doom LA juggled invisible Greg.

Teacake sneezed a flock of purple pigeons, startling Defacto and causing Doom LA to drop Greg.

Greg, now a human boomerang, bounced off the wall and landed on a very confused-looking Teacake. Defacto, in a moment of genius, decided to knit a sweater for Doom LA using only clouds.

Teacake, convinced they were a teapot, started pouring imaginary tea on Greg. Doom LA, mistaking Greg for a squirrel, tried to bury acorns in Defacto's hair.

Greg, believing themselves to be a superhero, flew around the room, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Defacto, ever the peacemaker, offered everyone tiny pancakes shaped like planets.

[bold]Kevin Sessums, Twenty Times[/bold]

Kevin Sessums, a name in neon light,

A writer's soul, a brilliant, burning flight.

Kevin Sessums, a tapestry of words,

Weaving stories, like exotic birds.

Kevin Sessums, a master of the craft,

With every sentence, a soulful draft.

Kevin Sessums, a voice of our time,

Reflecting lives, in lyrical chime.

Kevin Sessums, with heart laid bare,

Sharing stories, beyond compare.

Kevin Sessums, a truth-teller bold,

Unveiling secrets, stories untold.

Kevin Sessums, with empathy's grace,

Illuminating shadows, life's hidden space.

Kevin Sessums, a catalyst for change,

Inspiring hearts, a new world to arrange.

Kevin Sessums, a literary star,

Shining brightly, from afar.

Kevin Sessums, forever in our mind,

A writer's genius, of humankind.

Stealth lesbian thread.

Yep. Guitar-wielding dykes.

Kevin Sessums knitted sweaters for his pet iguana.

Kevin Sessums had a tea party with a colony of ants.

Kevin Sessums wrote a symphony using only the sounds of traffic.

Kevin Sessums built a rocket ship out of cheese.

Kevin Sessums had a deep conversation with a sentient cactus.

. Kevin Sessums performed brain surgery on a rubber duck.

Kevin Sessums wrote a play about his life as a superhero.

Kevin Sessums had a picnic with a family of bears.

Kevin Sessums transformed into a squirrel and buried acorns.

Kevin Sessums invented a time machine to visit the dinosaurs.

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Kevin Sessums's ability to navigate complex and sensitive topics with empathy and insight is a testament to his journalistic integrity.

Kevin Sessums's work often serves as a mirror reflecting society's most pressing issues, sparking important conversations and debates.

His willingness to take risks and challenge the status quo has solidified Kevin Sessums's reputation as a fearless and independent journalist.

Through his writing, Kevin Sessums has become a powerful advocate for marginalized communities and a champion of social justice.

Kevin Sessums's commitment to storytelling extends beyond the written word, as he has also explored the world of film and television.

With each new project, Kevin Sessums demonstrates his versatility as a writer, adapting his style to suit the subject matter.

Kevin Sessums's work has inspired countless aspiring journalists and writers to pursue their own careers in media.

The impact of Kevin Sessums's journalism can be seen in the countless lives he has touched and the positive changes he has helped to bring about.

Kevin Sessums's legacy as a groundbreaking and influential journalist will continue to shape the world of media for generations to come.

Kevin Sessums's unwavering dedication to his craft serves as an inspiration to all who aspire to tell compelling stories.

We’re all in the new thread that you STILL haven’t found, AI Troll. 🧟🧟🧟

Kevin Sessums's ability to blend investigative journalism with narrative storytelling sets him apart.

Kevin Sessums's work often explores the intersection of personal experience and societal issues.

His fearless pursuit of truth has led to groundbreaking exposes and in-depth investigations.

Kevin Sessums has a knack for finding the hidden stories that lie beneath the surface.

Through his writing, Kevin Sessums has given a platform to marginalized voices and perspectives.

Kevin Sessums's work often challenges conventional wisdom and encourages critical thinking.

His ability to humanize complex issues makes his writing both informative and emotionally resonant.

Kevin Sessums's dedication to his craft is evident in his meticulous attention to detail and research.

Kevin Sessums's work has inspired countless readers to become more engaged and informed citizens.

With his insightful and thought-provoking pieces, Kevin Sessums has become a leading voice in his field.

Why aren’t you spamming the new thread, sweetie? Can’t find it?

Obsessive fanaticism is a category of troll we do not envenomate often enough, gentlemen and/or ladies.

I’m sure op is one

Kevin Sessums envenomated elephants with effervescent enthusiasm.

Kevin Sessums envenomated everyone with eccentric earrings.

Kevin Sessums envenomated eggs with extraordinary eagerness.

Kevin Sessums envenomated enemies with electric eels.

Kevin Sessums envenomated elephants with emerald eyes.

Kevin Sessums envenomated everyone with exquisite excuses.

Kevin Sessums envenomated eggs with exceptional expertise.

Kevin Sessums envenomated enemies with exquisite support.

The psycho must be wearing its AI bots to the bone shitting all over these threads like a homeless grifter in Starbucks!

DoomLA, a sentient sourdough starter, argued with Kevin Sessums about the correct shade of purple for the universe.

Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, borrowed DoomLA from the future to bake a cake that could predict tomorrow's weather.

A flock of origami penguins followed DoomLA and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost city of chocolate.

DoomLA, disguised as a majestic oak tree, shared profound wisdom with Kevin Sessums about the meaning of life.

In a parallel universe, Kevin Sessums was DoomLA's personal stylist, dressing the sourdough in the latest haute couture.

A mischievous sprite turned DoomLA into a cloud that rained tiny pancakes, while Kevin Sessums composed a symphony of laughter.

DoomLA and Kevin Sessums built a rocket ship out of old newspapers and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in rhymes.

The Great Wall of China was actually a gigantic recipe book written by DoomLA, and Kevin Sessums was its most dedicated chef.

A talking parrot, convinced DoomLA was a pirate treasure, tried to kidnap the sourdough. Kevin Sessums, ever the hero, rescued DoomLA with a well-aimed pie.

Greg and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of old newspapers and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in rhymes.

Kevin Sessums, convinced Greg was a secret agent, installed a surveillance system in the cloud's fluffy interior.

A talking toaster, obsessed with conspiracy theories, blamed Greg for all the world's problems, while Kevin Sessums wrote a rebuttal.

A mischievous fairy turned Greg into a giant marshmallow, and Kevin Sessums, armed with a marshmallow shooter, attempted a rescue.

Greg and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for invisible guests, served on plates made of clouds.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant bird's nest built by Greg, and Kevin Sessums was the egg-sitting champion.

A talking cat, convinced Greg was a giant ball of yarn, attempted to knit a sweater from the cloud. Kevin Sessums, ever the fashion expert, volunteered to design the sweater.

Greg and Kevin Sessums created a new form of art called "Cloud Sculpting," where they shaped Greg into various masterpieces.

The moon was actually a giant piece of cheese, and Greg and Kevin Sessums were on a mission to find the biggest slice.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, a sentient cloud shaped like a poodle, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, argued over the best historical era to reincarnate in.

Kevin Sessums, armed with a lasso made of parchment, attempted to capture Doris Kearns Goodwin and turn her into a fluffy pillow.

A swarm of mischievous historians followed Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost city of knowledge.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, disguised as a human, infiltrated a high-stakes poker game, with Kevin Sessums acting as her historical fact-checker.

Kevin Sessums, believing Doris Kearns Goodwin to be a rare alien life form, attempted to communicate with her using historical reenactments.

A mischievous muse turned Doris Kearns Goodwin into a living encyclopedia, and Kevin Sessums, ever the scholar, spent days devouring her knowledge.

. Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, hoping to discover if clouds could achieve eternal wisdom.

A talking parrot, convinced Doris Kearns Goodwin was a giant cotton candy cloud, tried to eat her. Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Doris Kearns Goodwin with a well-aimed book.

Doris Kearns Goodwin, using her ability to produce rain, grew a forest in the Sahara Desert, while Kevin Sessums wrote a historical novel about the event.

Trolls keep on trollin'...

Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of old manuscripts and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in footnotes.

Kevin Sessums, convinced Doris Kearns Goodwin was a secret agent, installed a surveillance system in the cloud's fluffy interior.

A talking typewriter, obsessed with historical accuracy, blamed Doris Kearns Goodwin for all the world's problems, while Kevin Sessums wrote a rebuttal.

A mischievous muse turned Doris Kearns Goodwin into a giant parchment scroll, and Kevin Sessums, armed with a quill, attempted a rescue.

Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for historical figures, served on plates made of cloud-shaped biscuits.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant filing cabinet built by Doris Kearns Goodwin to store her research, and Kevin Sessums was the chief archivist.

A talking owl, convinced Doris Kearns Goodwin was a wise old owl, sought her advice on world affairs.

Kevin Sessums, ever the skeptic, questioned the owl's motives.

Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums created a new form of art called "Cloud Painting," where they shaped Doris Kearns Goodwin into various historical scenes.

The moon was actually a giant library book, and Doris Kearns Goodwin and Kevin Sessums were on a mission to find the perfect reading spot.

Defacto, a sentient cactus with a penchant for philosophy, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, argued over the meaning of time travel.

Kevin Sessums, armed with a lasso made of cactus needles, attempted to capture Defacto and turn it into a living pincushion.

A swarm of mischievous cacti followed Defacto and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost city of succulents.

Defacto, disguised as a human, infiltrated a high-stakes poker game, with Kevin Sessums acting as its plant-based advisor.

Kevin Sessums, believing Defacto to be a rare alien species, attempted to communicate with it using photosynthesis

.A mischievous gnome turned Defacto into a giant cactus lollipop, and Kevin Sessums, ever the adventurer, decided to take a bite.

Defacto and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, hoping to discover if cacti could achieve immortality.

A talking tortoise, convinced Defacto was a giant green rock, tried to climb it. Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Defacto with a well-aimed water spray.

.Defacto, using its ability to photosynthesize, powered a small city for a week, while Kevin Sessums wrote a book about the experience.

The Great Wall of China was actually a giant cactus fence built by Defacto to protect its territory, with Kevin Sessums as the chief cactus wrangler.

Defacto and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of cactus spines and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in plant puns.

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Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.

The troll is doing nothing else this weekend, here and on other threads.

And all for nothing except to be banned for spamming the board because her little fee-fees are hurt.

Pity.

Helen Lawson, a sentient cactus with a penchant for philosophy, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, argued over the meaning of time travel.

Kevin Sessums, armed with a lasso made of cactus needles, attempted to capture Helen Lawson and turn her into a living pincushion.

.A swarm of mischievous cacti followed Helen Lawson and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost city of succulents.

Helen Lawson, disguised as a human, infiltrated a high-stakes poker game, with Kevin Sessums acting as its plant-based advisor.

Kevin Sessums, believing Helen Lawson to be a rare alien species, attempted to communicate with it using photosynthesis.

A mischievous gnome turned Helen Lawson into a giant cactus lollipop, and Kevin Sessums, ever the adventurer, decided to take a bite.

Helen Lawson and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, hoping to discover if cacti could achieve immortality.

A talking tortoise, convinced Helen Lawson was a giant green rock, tried to climb it. Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Helen Lawson with a well-aimed water spray.

Helen Lawson, using its ability to photosynthesize, powered a small city for a week, while Kevin Sessums wrote a book about the experience.

The Great Wall of China was actually a giant cactus fence built by Helen Lawson to protect its territory, with Kevin Sessums as the chief cactus wrangler.

Helen Lawson and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of cactus spines and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in plant puns.

Henry Geldzahler, a sentient cactus with a penchant for philosophy, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, argued over the meaning of time travel.

Kevin Sessums, armed with a lasso made of cactus needles, attempted to capture Henry Geldzahler and turn him into a living pincushion.

A swarm of mischievous cacti followed Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums on their quest to find the lost city of succulents.

Henry Geldzahler, disguised as a human, infiltrated a high-stakes poker game, with Kevin Sessums acting as its plant-based advisor.

Kevin Sessums, believing Henry Geldzahler to be a rare alien species, attempted to communicate with it using photosynthesis.

A mischievous gnome turned Henry Geldzahler into a giant cactus lollipop, and Kevin Sessums, ever the adventurer, decided to take a bite.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, hoping to discover if cacti could achieve immortality.

A talking tortoise, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a giant green rock, tried to climb it.

Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Henry Geldzahler with a well-aimed water spray.

Henry Geldzahler, using its ability to photosynthesize, powered a small city for a week, while Kevin Sessums wrote a book about the experience. .

The Great Wall of China was actually a giant cactus fence built by Henry Geldzahler to protect its territory, with Kevin Sessums as the chief cactus wrangler.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums built a spaceship out of cactus spines and launched themselves into a dimension where everyone spoke in plant puns.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums embarked on a quest to find the lost city of Atlantis, believing it to be a hidden masterpiece of underwater sculpture.

Kevin Sessums, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a secret agent for the art world, installed a surveillance system in his briefcase.

A talking cat, obsessed with Impressionism, blamed Henry Geldzahler for the decline of modern art, while Kevin Sessums wrote a rebuttal.

A mischievous muse turned Henry Geldzahler into a living statue, and Kevin Sessums, ever the art lover, decided to put him on display in his living room.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for famous artists, served on plates shaped like iconic paintings.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant sculpture of a sphinx, and Henry Geldzahler was convinced it was a lost work of ancient art.

A talking parrot, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a rare bird species, tried to build a nest in his hair. Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Henry Geldzahler with a well-aimed water spray.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums created a new form of art called "Time-Traveling Art Criticism," where they reviewed art from different eras.

The moon was actually a giant cheese sculpture, and Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums were on a mission to find the perfect cheese grater.

There was an AI bot troll who wandered the Truro forest, searching for the new Bav thread. The troll was unable to find it so it made up (and copied-and-pasted) several inane paragraphs across multiple threads. It wasted days doing this.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums opened a time-traveling art gallery, showcasing masterpieces from different eras.

Kevin Sessums, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a secret agent for the art world, installed a surveillance system in his briefcase.

A talking cat, obsessed with Impressionism, blamed Henry Geldzahler for the decline of modern art, while Kevin Sessums wrote a rebuttal.

A mischievous muse turned Henry Geldzahler into a living statue, and Kevin Sessums, ever the art lover, decided to put him on display in his living room.

Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for famous artists, served on plates shaped like iconic paintings.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant sculpture of a sphinx, and Henry Geldzahler was convinced it was a lost work of ancient art.

A talking parrot, convinced Henry Geldzahler was a rare bird species, tried to build a nest in his hair. .

Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Henry Geldzahler with a well-aimed water spray

.Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums created a new form of art called "Time-Traveling Art Criticism," where they reviewed art from different eras.

The moon was actually a giant cheese sculpture, and Henry Geldzahler and Kevin Sessums were on a mission to find the perfect cheese grater.

[Quote] Oh great, another Lucy as Mame thread.

NO, r3, NO. OP said “human.”

Mame Dennis, the exuberant socialite, and Kevin Sessums, a time-traveling librarian, embarked on a quest to find the lost city of Atlantis, believing it to be a hidden treasure trove of eccentric personalities.

Kevin Sessums, convinced Mame Dennis was a secret agent for the fashion world, installed a surveillance system in her extravagant hat.

A talking cat, obsessed with high society, blamed Mame Dennis for the decline of good manners, while Kevin Sessums wrote a rebuttal.

A mischievous fairy turned Mame Dennis into a living statue, and Kevin Sessums, ever the admirer, decided to put her on display in his living room.

Mame Dennis and Kevin Sessums held a tea party for historical figures, served on plates shaped like iconic hats.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was actually a giant stage for Mame Dennis's dramatic performances, and she was convinced it was a lost theater.

A talking parrot, convinced Mame Dennis was a rare bird species, tried to build a nest in her hair. Kevin Sessums, ever the protector, rescued Mame Dennis with a well-aimed water spray.

Mame Dennis and Kevin Sessums created a new form of entertainment called "Time-Traveling Theatrics," where they performed plays from different eras.

The moon was actually a giant cheese moon, and Mame Dennis and Kevin Sessums were on a mission to find the perfect cheese and wine pairing.

I thought this was going to be a Men Presenting Hole thread.

[bold]Prologue for anyone new to the Sessums Stalkers[/bold]

Within a web of shadows, dark and deep,

A crew of malice doth their vigil keep.

With coded tongues, their plots they do unfold,

A twisted tale of vengeance, dark and cold.

On Kevin Sessums’s life, their eyes are ever bent,

A cruel delight in his torment spent.

With veiled threats, their malice they impart,

And seek to pierce his solitary heart.

Let’s watch this drama, fraught with wicked glee,

As shadows dance and secrets come to be.

Bav has been uncharacteristically quiet on FB. Maybe she’s dreading the thought of leaving her nice, relaxing Small-Town Ptown idyll for the heat and torment of Tunis’ tooting taxis and tiresome touts and tropical temperatures.

Kevin Sessums, a master of mundane, transformed excitement into a tranquil puddle.

The world yawned when Kevin Sessums entered, a silent echo in a room of thunder.

Kevin Sessums' laughter was a gentle whisper in a hurricane of joy. In a realm of vibrant colors,

Kevin Sessums was a solitary shade of beige.

Time stood still when Kevin Sessums spoke, a metronome in a chaotic symphony.

Kevin Sessums' dreams were monochromatic landscapes in a universe of neon hues.

The ocean roared with indifference as Kevin Sessums dipped his toes in its vibrant depths.

A fireworks display lost its luster when Kevin Sessums arrived, a damp squib in a sky full of stars.

Kevin Sessums' shadow was a boring smudge on a sunny day. In a world of exhilarating chaos,

Kevin Sessums was the epitome of tranquil boredom.

I think he’s up in his attic room in Provincetown, preparing for his return to the “thee aaa tahhh”, boning up on his faggoty drawl for the “staged reading” of some weird play about Ruth Ford’s queer brother. Dildoing himself into a frenzy while doing his vocal exercises…

“RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER!”

“UNIQUE NEW YORK, UNIQUE NEW YORK!”

Then it’s off to Tunis where he’ll be recognized by no one and probably be eaten like Sebastian Venable.

THAT’S SHOW BIZ!!!

Oh, look. Another Trump thread.

Kevin Sessums was a human yawn in a world of exhilarating sneezes.

The vibrant tapestry of life muted its colors when Kevin Sessums entered the room.

. A rollercoaster lost its thrill when Kevin Sessums joined the ride, transforming adrenaline into a gentle rocking motion.

Kevin Sessums’ laugh was the equivalent of a whisper in a thunderstorm.

In a world of passionate debates, Kevin Sessums was a neutral observer, a silent spectator to life’s drama.

Kevin Sessums’ dreams were black and white photographs in a world of technicolor fantasies.

The taste of adventure turned bland when shared with Kevin Sessums, a sprinkle of salt on a chocolate cake.

Kevin Sessums was the calm eye of a hurricane, a tranquil island in a stormy sea of excitement.

A rainbow lost its brilliance when Kevin Sessums appeared, transforming vibrant hues into a monochromatic blur.

Kevin Sessums' presence was like a gentle rain on a sunny day, a peaceful interruption to life’s exhilarating chaos.

Estoy emocionado de explorar la vibrante cultura de Provincetown y experimentar la escena teatral local.

Je suis enthousiasmé à l'idée d'explorer la culture vibrante de Provincetown et de découvrir la scène théâtrale locale.

Ich freue mich darauf, die lebendige Kultur von Provincetown zu entdecken und die lokale Theaterszene zu erleben.

أنا متحمس لاستكشاف الثقافة النابضة بالحياة في بروفتاون وتجربة المشهد المسرحي المحلي.

Ok kijk ernaar uit om de levendige cultuur van Provincetown te verkennen en de lokale theaterscene te ervaren.

Ég hlakka til að kanna lifandi menningu Provincetown og upplifa þarverandi leikhús.

What’s wrong? Unable to find the new thread, Trollina? No one is even in this one anymore.

Kevin Sessums was a beige cloud in a sky of vibrant rainbows. His laughter was a gentle whisper in a hurricane of joy.

In a world of thrilling adventures, Kevin Sessums was a comfortable armchair.

The ocean roared with indifference as Kevin Sessums dipped his toes in its playful waves.

Kevin Sessums' dreams were black and white photographs in a world of technicolor fantasies.

A rollercoaster lost its thrill when Kevin Sessums joined the ride, transforming adrenaline into a gentle rocking motion.

Kevin Sessums was a calm lake in a stormy sea of excitement.

The taste of adventure turned bland when shared with Kevin Sessums, a sprinkle of salt on a chocolate cake.

Kevin Sessums' shadow was a boring smudge on a sunny day. In a world of passionate debates,

Kevin Sessums was a neutral observer, a silent spectator to life's drama.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of vegetarian meatball options.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the service to be overly slow during peak hours.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of spicy salad dressings.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the taste of the chicken piccata to be underwhelming.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of variety in the dessert options.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the price of the bottled water to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of gluten-free pasta options.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the taste of the house salad to be underwhelming.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of variety in the breadstick flavors at the Olive Garden.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the philosophical implications of the escalators at the Beverly Center.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the lack of talking mannequins at the shopping mall to be underwhelming.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of escalators in the shopping mall to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free haircuts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people wearing headphones in the shopping mall to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking space to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free food courts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling shoes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking security guards in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying on clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free Wi-Fi in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling jewelry to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking escalators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting for the fitting room to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free coffee shops in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling electronics to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking mannequins in the shopping mall windows.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent looking for a specific store to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free entertainment in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people carrying large bags to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line for the food court to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free samples of perfume in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking fountains in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking spot on a busy day to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free massages in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling sunglasses to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking elevators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free haircuts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people wearing headphones in the shopping mall to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking space to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free food courts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling shoes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking security guards in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying on clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free Wi-Fi in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling jewelry to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking escalators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting for the fitting room to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free coffee shops in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling electronics to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking mannequins in the shopping mall windows.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent looking for a specific store to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free entertainment in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people carrying large bags to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line for the food court to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free samples of perfume in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking fountains in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking spot on a busy day to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free massages in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling sunglasses to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking elevators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free haircuts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people wearing headphones in the shopping mall to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking space to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free food courts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling shoes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking security guards in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying on clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free Wi-Fi in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling jewelry to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking escalators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting for the fitting room to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free coffee shops in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling electronics to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking mannequins in the shopping mall windows.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent looking for a specific store to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free entertainment in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people carrying large bags to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line for the food court to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free samples of perfume in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking fountains in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking spot on a busy day to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free massages in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling sunglasses to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking elevators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting in line to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free haircuts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people wearing headphones in the shopping mall to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying to find a parking space to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free food courts in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling shoes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking security guards in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent trying on clothes to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free Wi-Fi in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling jewelry to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking escalators in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent waiting for the fitting room to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free coffee shops in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of stores selling electronics to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking mannequins in the shopping mall windows.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the amount of time spent looking for a specific store to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of free entertainment in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found the number of people carrying large bags to be excessive.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums were underwhelmed by the lack of talking restrooms in the shopping mall.

Cheryl and Kevin Sessums found love in a lonely place.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the existential implications of a Jackson Pollock painting.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the lack of interactive art installations at the museum underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical significance of a banana duct-taped to a wall.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of vending machines dispensing art supplies.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of stealing a famous painting.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's lighting to be excessively dim.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of a pile of bricks.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free Wi-Fi in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating art using only found objects.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be disappointingly mundane.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at abstract art for extended periods.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for children.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the feasibility of living in a museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's cafe to be overpriced and underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using food as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of holographic art displays.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of starting an art movement based on random acts of creativity.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's security measures to be excessively strict.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical implications of a blank canvas.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of comfortable seating in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art for Bitcoin.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's layout to be confusing and inefficient.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using silence as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive art installations for adults.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of procrastination.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be overpriced.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at a single color for an extended period.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free audio guides.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art prints online.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's architecture to be aesthetically unpleasing.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using body paint as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for couples.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of failure.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's cafe to be overpriced and underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using food as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of holographic art displays.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of starting an art movement based on random acts of creativity.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's security measures to be excessively strict.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical implications of a blank canvas.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of comfortable seating in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art for Bitcoin.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's layout to be confusing and inefficient.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using silence as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive art installations for adults.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of procrastination.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be overpriced.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at a single color for an extended period.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free audio guides.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art prints online.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's architecture to be aesthetically unpleasing.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using body paint as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for couples.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of failure.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's cafe to be overpriced and underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using food as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of holographic art displays.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of starting an art movement based on random acts of creativity.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's security measures to be excessively strict.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical implications of a blank canvas.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of comfortable seating in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art for Bitcoin.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's layout to be confusing and inefficient.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using silence as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive art installations for adults.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of procrastination.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be overpriced.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at a single color for an extended period.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free audio guides.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art prints online.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's architecture to be aesthetically unpleasing.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using body paint as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for couples.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of failure.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's cafe to be overpriced and underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using food as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of holographic art displays.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of starting an art movement based on random acts of creativity.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's security measures to be excessively strict.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical implications of a blank canvas.

What in the name of god happened to this thread?

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of comfortable seating in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art for Bitcoin.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's layout to be confusing and inefficient.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using silence as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive art installations for adults.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of procrastination.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be overpriced.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at a single color for an extended period.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free audio guides.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art prints online.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's architecture to be aesthetically unpleasing.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using body paint as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for couples.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of failure.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's cafe to be overpriced and underwhelming.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using food as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of holographic art displays.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of starting an art movement based on random acts of creativity.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's security measures to be excessively strict.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the philosophical implications of a blank canvas.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of comfortable seating in the museum.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art for Bitcoin.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's layout to be confusing and inefficient.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using silence as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive art installations for adults.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of procrastination.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's gift shop to be overpriced.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA pondered the psychological impact of staring at a single color for an extended period.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of free audio guides.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the potential profitability of selling art prints online.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA found the museum's architecture to be aesthetically unpleasing.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA debated the artistic merits of using body paint as a medium.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA were underwhelmed by the lack of interactive exhibits for couples.

Kevin Sessums and DoomLA discussed the possibility of creating a museum dedicated to the art of failure.

Kevin Sessums debated the philosophical implications of train schedules.

Kevin Sessums pondered the existential crisis of a delayed train.

Kevin Sessums found the rhythmic clicking of train wheels oddly hypnotic.

Kevin Sessums imagined writing a novel about a train that could travel through time.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of window seats versus aisle seats.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of aliens using trains for interstellar travel.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station hotdogs to be surprisingly satisfying.

Kevin Sessums imagined a world where trains ran on chocolate.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of eating a sandwich on a crowded train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed religion.

Kevin Sessums found the sound of train whistles to be strangely comforting.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey through a magical forest.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of reading a physical book versus an e-book on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a symphony inspired by train sounds.

Kevin Sessums found the smell of train station coffee to be oddly nostalgic.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could travel underwater.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of eavesdropping on conversations on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed fashion line.

Kevin Sessums found the rhythm of train tracks to be strangely addictive.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey to the moon.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of playing cards versus board games on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a screenplay about a train heist.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station pretzels to be surprisingly addictive.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could fly.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of talking loudly on a cell phone on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed restaurant.

Kevin Sessums found the sight of passing landscapes to be endlessly fascinating.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey through a haunted tunnel.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of listening to music or podcasts on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a poem about the beauty of train stations.

Kevin Sessums found the smell of old books on a train to be oddly comforting.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could travel through time and space.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of reading over someone's shoulder on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed escape room.

Kevin Sessums found the rhythm of the train's rocking motion to be strangely relaxing.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey to the center of the Earth.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of sleeping or staying awake on a night train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a song about the loneliness of train travel.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station coffee to be surprisingly bitter.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could transform into a submarine.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of claiming an empty seat on a crowded train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed amusement park.

Kevin Sessums found the sight of passing fields to be oddly calming.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey to a parallel universe.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of reading a physical newspaper on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a play about a train conductor with a secret identity.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station hotdogs to be surprisingly disappointing.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could travel through clouds.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of talking loudly on a cell phone on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed clothing line.

Kevin Sessums found the rhythm of the train's rocking motion to be strangely hypnotic.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey to the bottom of the ocean.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of playing cards or reading a book on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a short story about a mysterious passenger on a train.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station pretzels to be surprisingly salty.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could travel through time.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of eavesdropping on conversations on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed escape room.

Kevin Sessums found the rhythm of the train tracks to be strangely addictive.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train journey to the moon.

Kevin Sessums debated the merits of playing cards versus board games on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of writing a screenplay about a train heist.

Kevin Sessums found the taste of train station hotdogs to be surprisingly disappointing.

Kevin Sessums imagined a train that could fly.

Kevin Sessums debated the ethics of talking loudly on a cell phone on a train.

Kevin Sessums pondered the possibility of starting a train-themed restaurant.

Kevin Sessums is an asshole, but he is a human asshole who isn't famous enough to be incessantly stalked here, have accidents and ill health wished on him, and to have his health problems mocked.