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The art of seduction

Are you good at it? Have you ever been expertly seduced?

I find that most men are no good at it. They just stare blankly at the TV til you say, "So... do you want a blowjob?".

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by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2024 5:41 AM

I find directness is better. My first time with a guy, I literally just said "You wanna fuck?"

by Anonymousreply 1May 9, 2024 4:05 AM

Just pounce.

by Anonymousreply 2May 9, 2024 4:09 AM

Do you drop trou and show hole R1?

by Anonymousreply 3May 9, 2024 4:09 AM

I just grab their dicks.

by Anonymousreply 4May 9, 2024 4:10 AM

I grab from behind, nibble on ears, and say let's fuck. Never done me wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5May 9, 2024 4:19 AM

I lift up my XL caftan and present hole. Works every time.

by Anonymousreply 6May 9, 2024 4:24 AM

[quote]I find that most men are no good at it.

I’m seeing present tense, but OP reads like someone whose dinghy’s been in dry dock since the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 7May 9, 2024 4:28 AM

Rub your finger enticingly along the edge of the glory hole.🕳️

Avoid splinters.

by Anonymousreply 8May 9, 2024 4:32 AM

Does your hole size match your caftan R6?

by Anonymousreply 9May 9, 2024 4:47 AM

If the pants don't drop immediately do they get shown the door?

by Anonymousreply 10May 9, 2024 1:23 PM

R9, what don’t you come and find out?

by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2024 1:53 PM

Does anyone else remember when the Motley Creek members had a competition to see how many groupies they could bang without having washed? Straight guy pigs.

by Anonymousreply 12May 12, 2024 12:24 PM

[quote] I just grab their dicks.


by Anonymousreply 13May 12, 2024 1:24 PM

[quote]I grab from behind, nibble on ears, and say let's fuck.

I focus on the nibbling.

by Anonymousreply 14May 12, 2024 2:08 PM

[quote]Motley Creek


by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2024 2:28 AM

“Howdy-do soldier. Is that a neovagina in your pants or did you just get out a cold bath?”

by Anonymousreply 16May 13, 2024 2:36 AM

Oh, dear!

I did type Motley Crüe.

Bloody autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2024 5:18 AM

[quote]Motley Crüe


by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2024 5:41 AM
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