Mike Myers' New Look!

Ancient

Scary!!! Severe eyebrow lift and cheek implants. Probably a face lift too.

He looks like a different person which is a good thing.

I thought Sinead O'Connor died?

Some people just shouldn't grow facial hair.

🎵 "He's got Kenny Rogers eyes!" 🎵

I would never have guessed who this person is if his name wasn't in the title.

Austin Powers: The Shady Pines Years

It’s actually not as bad as some male facelifts. It doesn’t scream LIFT (imo). But he doesn’t look anything like himself. Which is another risk of facelifts. And when you’re famous, not such a great thing.

He's got a ton of hair (head) and doesn't dye it. So, that's good.

He also looks overweight, which adds to the puffy, filler-ed look.

He looks like he needs to eat more green vegetables.

[quote]And when you’re famous, not such a great thing.

And how would that apply to Mike Myers in 2024?

Simon Cowell looks the same. Why are their faces so "greazy" . They need a refund. They have been botched!

Weren't there rumors years ago that Myers was totally bald?

it's not great work but he definitely looks better. remember he was absolutely butt ugly his entire life.

Sad!

That bitch stole my face!

"Make me look as much as possible like the elderly Derek Jacobi!"

--Mike Myers, to his stylist

Oddly enough, he looks better to me.

The grey makes him look like a man instead of a Lilith Fair lesbian he's resembled for decades.

He's only 60.

Looks like a 70 year old who has had lots of botox and fillers.

Looks like he detects the sweet, sweet aroma of molasses jumbles.

Never heard anything good about him. Glad he’s looking like Kenny Rogers.

You gotta know when to hold them..

Somewhat off-topic but do you think they'll run out of stars to honor for the AFI? I like Nicole Kidman well enough but the road from John Ford and Orson Welles to Kidman seems like a long one. She has been around a while and is quite the survivor, sure, but does she have the sheer quantity of classic films that the award's first honorees did in the same amount of time?

Yeah, Mike looks unrecognizable.

OMG, R18, I was going to say, "If Derek Jacobi and Robert Shapiro mated."

I used to work with Mike's brother. Mike is a horrible person. And not because his brother said so. He had an opportunity to help him out a horrible situation, not of his making, but instead chose to do nothing.

I hope he's changed but I doubt it.

Wax Museum territory.

It’s Pat!

Gay Santa

Supposedly a real asshole

He is straight-up MTF in appearance. Which would be fine, except he isn't that at all. The face is bad enough, but the hair makes it worse. He needs longer hair with that face. As long as he used to wear, post-mullet. When he ripped off the Band-Aid with this new look, it took a few layers of flesh with it.

Details on the poor brother please

[quote]He had an opportunity to help him out a horrible situation, not of his making, but instead chose to do nothing.

It's one thing to be a douche to a random person or someone that works for you - a la Ellen or James Cordon.

However, I usually withhold immediate judgment when someone is an ass to a family member because there is usually decades of history that only they know about. It's easy to say the brother is a good person - NOW. Who knows what the brother was like growing up. Also, while this particular incident may or may not be the brother's "fault," it could also be the latest in a long string of screw ups that he was simply tired of bailing his brother out of. I know MANY people who are constantly bailing their family out of some situation or another. It's tiring when you are the family ATM that everyone expects to cough up money to fix the predictable result of poor planning and poor life choices.

It's like living in Florida, but refusing to have hurricane insurance. Sure, the hurricane destroying your house is not your "fault," but not having hurricane insurance is entirely your own fault. Many people live their lives and whine about how they have the worst luck, but never realize the poor decisions that led them to that situation.

^^^ that said, Myers is a known douchebag, so I don't doubt that he's simply a miserable person who can only have a moment's respite from that misery while inflicting misery on others.

I think he's unrecognizable when he's not smiling.

Now that I think of it, he looks like a skinnier "Fat Bastard" - one of his movie characters he played.

R24, there’s several people they can honor including Jodie Foster, Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise. For directors, David Fincher, Ang Lee, Paul Thomas Anderson, many more.

He looks like a sausage that’s gone off in the fridge.

More like the AI Awards

His face looks wooden, like a ventriloquist dummy. The tuxedo doesn’t help.

What do you mean his face changed? Looks the same to me.

His face is as curdled as his personality.

R33 he has a bad reputation in general and never got along with anyone in the industry.

He morphed into Ted Sarandos of Netflix.

R21. The molasses jumbles sound interesting. Not being American I've never heard of these. Shall make these over the weekend. Thank you.

He looks like an open eyed corpse.

I'm American, have been baking my entire life and I've never heard of "molasses jumbles."

Must be a Southern thing.

"Jumbles" sounds British.

Oh, are they rebooting "Cadfael"?

Mature

He definitely got his eyes fixed - they look fresher but still natural. And not a too tight facelift. I want his surgeon's number.

He's got Mecki's eyes now.

I can't say more about Mike's brother without mentioning his family situation which I would not do. His brother is a gem of a guy. Lovely man. I hope he is well.

Did he become gay at some point?

At some point, R54?

He looks like Baz Luhrmen!

^ Please...Baz looks like the late Kenny Rogers but worse. Baz can hardly see out of his asian eyes.