Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine turns 90 years old today. Let's be her birthday party...
I'm invited guest Debra Winger, scoping out her home to grab that 1984 Oscar she won, but I should have won instead.
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Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine turns 90 years old today. Let's be her birthday party...
I'm invited guest Debra Winger, scoping out her home to grab that 1984 Oscar she won, but I should have won instead.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 25, 2024 1:19 AM |
I'm a crystal.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 24, 2024 1:42 PM |
I'm the spiritual guru, waiting to feed her bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 24, 2024 1:47 PM |
I'm her Martian friend she's been communicating with since 1983.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 24, 2024 1:47 PM |
I’m the crème brûlée.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 24, 2024 1:50 PM |
I'm Warren and received an invitation but have no idea who this woman is.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 24, 2024 1:50 PM |
I’m Debra Winger.
I’m not there.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 24, 2024 1:54 PM |
I'm surprise guest Sachi Parker. No one knows who I am - not even my mother Shirley.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 24, 2024 2:00 PM |
I’m the author photo of “Dancing in the Light” blown up and used as a backdrop.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 24, 2024 2:14 PM |
I'm invited guest Barbra Streisand. Where the hell are my gifts ? I'm turning 82 today ! I'm more important than Shirley MacLaine ! Where are my gifts ? Would you like me to sing my new song being released tomorrow ? Would you like me to do a medley from 'A Star Is Born' ?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 24, 2024 2:22 PM |
I'm the daughter she rejected still looking for Mommy Love in every failed relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 24, 2024 3:05 PM |
I'm Annette, beaming with charm and good grace. However, I can't not be aware again - this year especially - that both my husband and sister-in-law own gold statuettes.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 24, 2024 3:05 PM |
I'm the skirt that twirled up and exposed her Depends.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 24, 2024 3:13 PM |
Don't be silly, gays. You're forgetting my previous lives.
This is actually my 432nd birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 24, 2024 3:19 PM |
I am Shirley's World, you dear little people, and you live in ME!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 24, 2024 3:24 PM |
I'm the vegan birthday cake which tastes like shit on a shingle.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 24, 2024 5:08 PM |
I’m the Born Red Nice n Easy hair dye boxes in the recycling bin.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 24, 2024 5:35 PM |
I'm the mouldering custard in Ted Turner's noggin.
I shall attend in spirit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 24, 2024 5:43 PM |
I am the grimm reaper whispering in her ear....Shirley its getting close real close
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 24, 2024 11:18 PM |
We’re the catered celebration’s drink coasters decorated with Sally Field’s face and bust.
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