Man who claims to have Britain's biggest penis says it once left a woman concussed

And yet, like Jonah Falcon, the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.

lol reminds me of an old Syd Straw song: "I woke up in the dust, cross-eyed and concussed."

Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?

[quote]the guy is out of shape and generally not at the top of anyone's fuckable list.

With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.

[quote] With a 12-inch cock, he doesn't have to be in shape.

Ah yes the Ron Jeremy rule.

Any DLers this big?

Ron Jeremy didn't have such a big cock.

Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.

R2 I love you, please marry me.

[quote] Ron Jeremy was 9" long x 1" around. A true pencil dick.

Uh, no. He was of average thickness.

He was long enough to be able to suck himself when he was young and thin(ner).

[quote] Who would you rather? Jonah Falcon or this bloke?

Jonah.

R9 and R3..... Can we make it a throuple?

Not a chance in hell I'm having sex with that no matter how big his penis is.

As a matter of fact, having a penis that big on a guy who looks like this is a deterrent, not incentive, to hookup with him.

I love you too R9! I gotta see the ring first : )

So many lying size queens pretending to have standards. You know you’re just going to get on all fours and let him take you from behind, so you don’t have to look at him.

[quote]it once left a woman concussed

Oh, the poor wee thing!

With a body like that, I don't even care.

I've had 12 inches and it did me no harm - than than leaving me dickmatized.

fat, hung and good looking = AOK

thin, hung and ugly = AOK

Oooo oooo. I wanna see. Let's see it, bitch.

R12 R14 I feel like this is.....almost magic!

Imagine the extra visible length he would have if he dropped the weight.

Instead of Ozempic Face, he would have Ozempdick.

Who would willingly let that walking goiter mount them in lust?

If he put a mask on his face I would suck and stroke it.

She was clearly taking it from behind.

The only way he had a chance.

Of course DLers would already have a thread about this guy.

I have played with a 14 inch nba dance floor, another was a dancer at Stella’s in the basement with two twins, and two other guys at Twilo topped out at 13.

And no, none of them went up inside me!

It was just a hangover luv.

He seems nice enough.

Not much to look at, though.

And there's no way I could ever handle a cock of that size, not in my mouth or my ass.

I probably wouldn't even be able to jerk him off. Too much work.

If you wrote a book about your 12" penis - would you not require some sort of visual proof?

Not saying I want to see this guy naked - but y'know - we kind of need documentation, otherwise I'd have to presume he's some unattractive weirdo trying to get attention.

It just goes to show you that if you have a large penis you really don’t have to work at anything else in your life, including being attractive and in shape.

Is there photographic evidence of this beast?

I’m just glad I don’t have that. I’d like to think there’s an ideal big penis bell curve. Average to this guy and I’m hopefully somewhere pleasantly in the middle.

My ex had a 10 and 1/2” penis. 6’6 too. A total bottom. Thank god. Another friend of mine is almost 10” and he hands 9”. He’s extremely embarrassed about it. He has to tuck it and it kills him. A big dick is not all it’s cracked up to be. Many of them can’t even get fully erect. Perhaps this guy has a huge foreskin. That guy who is known to have the biggest dick on record is bisexual.

Anyone remember the guy with two penises who became legendary on Reddit?

Hands = hangs

R34, the guy with two dicks on Reddit was later revealed to be some crazy weirdo who was just describing his strange fantasies.

R36, there were videos and pix.

[quote] it once left a woman concussed

Did he club her over the head with it?

Maybe he doesn’t know where it goes.

That’s what I was wondering, R38. I am not getting the connection between a big dick and someone getting a head injury from it.

Proof that mother nature has a sense of humor.

He looks like Peter Pettigrew

This guy looks like he's making it up.

Jonah at least had the bulge to prove it.

I told him over and over that if he’s not careful with that thing, he would take an eye out.

Hot!

"It just goes to show you that if you have a large penis you really don’t have to work at anything else in your life, including being attractive and in shape."

Most straight guys aren't in shape, it doesn't matter how big their penis is