Trump delivers the second Gettysburg Address: Better than Lincoln

I can't believe this analphabetic turd was an American president, or that he might become one again shortly.

I can't wait for the press to edit that.

Like Bobby Lee, Diaper Don is also a leader of movement that has and will always be known as losers.

There are times when I think the writing staff of SNL prepares his speeches...

I'm willing to bet a million dollars that Dump doesn't know that Gettysburg was fought during the Civil War.

Most of his dumbass supporters wouldn't care, R5. They are big on reality.

He appears to know Robert E. Lee lost there and he appears to regret it. But he also seems to think Lee was a leprechaun.

Well they do care about the Civil War r6, in all the wrong ways.

Fucking moron.

One might note that he was more than 100 miles from Gettysburg last night.

"aren't big on reality

Damn, this isn't a parody, is it?

[quote]Damn, this isn't a parody, is it?

Unfortunately, it isn't

Just disgusting! How can Republicans accept and put up with this?

Did we finally chase away the “Oh look another Trump thread” asshole?

[quote]Did we finally chase away the “Oh look another Trump thread” asshole?

I don't think that even s/he could justify this in any way...

Gettysburg. I am good friends with the Gettys. Richard Getty is my favorite race car driver.

There were very fine people on both sides.

Because OP didn't supply a link, I genuinely thought those clumps of verbiage were a bit of inventive weekend fun, perhaps fuelled with a glass or two of wine. Exaggerated stupidity for the sake of parody.

And now I've seen R13. Trump deserves not one iota of credit ever - but it's truly astonishing how he repeatedly comes up with new variations of drivelling idiocy.

He sounds like a pathetic old drunk. He makes DL's Larry King look like Jefferson. For the ten thousandth time we have to note that it would be hilarious if it weren't so frightening.

They're truly disgusting...

STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he's convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he's lying about the last election. You support him for president even if he's convicted in the Manhattan case. I just want to say, the answer to that is yes, correct?

SUNUNU: Yeah. Me and 51 percent of America.

S: Governor, thanks for your time this morning.

I doubt he knows anything about Gettysburg. I have to wonder if his cult understands what he's saying. Truly.

He probably fell asleep watching the movie once.

[quote]I have to wonder if his cult understands what he's saying. Truly.

Sure they do! He's saying that Robert E. Lee should have won the war. The South was right all along and if you elect him the South shall indeed rise again.

Dee Plorable: "I love president Trump! He says what I been thinkin!"

"You're thinking, about your lucky charms, boyo?"

He knows nothing about Gettysburg. He's like a child bullshitting his way through a book report even though he didn't read the book.

Sounds like MadLibs.

Gettysburg Address......yes......well the battle was really won in the air. The Northern states had lots of planes and airports.....the Southern states didn't have them.....

The Gettysburg Address......I think it's a post office box number......am I right? I'm right aren't I? A box number......

Inject your bleach!

In the words of the Immortal Ruth Brown:

Looney, tooney, fresh and fruity!

We don't need yer book learnin, Libs!

Calling it "incoherent word vomit" would be polite.

He’s an idiot and a moron who could not coherently discuss the Battle of Gettysburg and its implications if his miserable, wretched life depended on it. Nevertheless, he thinks that he is brilliant and people want to hear his thoughts on whatever topic pops into his mostly empty head.

His assessment of Robert E. Lee’s purported “fall from grace” is a perfect example of what an incurious dolt he is. Lee has always been a secessionist traitor who fought a war against the U.S. to preserve the inhumane treatment of human beings — unless you view him as tRump obviously did, as nothing more than an historical figure, without ever examining what it was that he did to merit his unenviable place in history.

This criminal should never have been allowed near the Oval Office the first time. He sure as hell doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near there again.

And to think that the demented speaker as quoted by OP genuinely believes he should have been chairing the WH Situation Room meeting during the Iranian attack on Israel.

I think Don sr has gotten into Don jr's stash.

[quote]How can Republicans accept and put up with this?

Tax cuts for the rich! And forced pregnancies for the whores!

He was beautiful

Is anyone surprised? The Battle of Gettysburg didn’t involve Trump, and knowing about the Battle of Gettysburg doesn’t benefit him. So of course he’s shockingly ignorant about it.

You are so Right On R5!🤣!

They don’t care what he says. He’s talks like they’re all sittin’ around the pickle barrel at the General Store. They like that folksy stuff. Attention is being paid on both sides.

It hurts when I laugh cuz it’s real but I must.

This is a feast for conspiracy connoisseurs. What can he have possibly meant with that? It can't just be one big mental buffer underrun.

His vocabulary is so limited, the sign of low intelligence: bad, sad, horrible, disgrace, phony, incredible, unbelievable, awful, fake, rigged, stolen, beautiful, hoax.

[quote] How can Republicans accept and put up with this?

They don’t see it on Fox News.

Don’t overthink it, r40. He knows nothing about the battle of Gettysburg, so babbled idiotically when discussing it.

Sadly, his cultists are even bigger morons than he is, so they don’t know the difference.