Tori Spelling physically cannot take a shit without one of her children in the room

That can't be healthy.

That's a shitty thing to do to that kid.

I've been with my husband for 43 years, I've never pooped in front of him...hell no.

I think we have a winner for worst celebrity revelation.

The worst "celebrity" revelation.

That's beyond trashy.

Does this woman have any secrets?!?

Do her poor kids?

Bradley Cooper recently revealed something similar. Maybe shitting in front of your kids is the new in thing in Hollywood.

What in the world did Candy say when she heard this latest disappointment?

“Well she didn’t learn that from me!”

[quote]What in the world did Candy say when she heard this latest disappointment?

"Tori, it's gift WRAPPING room, not gift CRAPPING room ... "

Stealth Scat Troll, you did it again.

ew

Candy probably has her poop removed by tiny handed asian ladies with mother of pearl spoons while ready a paper edition of Variety.

Donna Martin defecates!

I'm not sure what is the more troubling mental illness aspect of this.... doing what she describes or telling the public you do it.

R16 I love you

R17 Exactly. Can you imagine the things she's not comfortable talking about? Egads.

Mommy had a brown baby again!

Imagine a headline of this nature in the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Beau, Little Waif Boy: "Oh, mother. I will forever cherish our moments together. This porridge is delightful."

Tori, RV Mom: "Uhhhhh! Oh fuck fuckity fuck fuck! I shouldn't have had that fourth taco burrito breakfast wrap from the gas station. Hey you, Oliver, get Mommy some more shit rags. Pronto."

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

"Beau! Come here! I need you! Mommy needs to make a stinky!"

And some people here continue to criticize Candy for cutting her off.

Between this and her recent endorsement of throwing Wendy's baked potatoes at wayward husbands, she's made herself a lot more relatable to the average American mom than I ever expected.

Because forcing your kid to watch you shit isn't emotionally abusive in any way at all...

I guess that's how you end up eating shit out of a diaper.

In some cultures parents crap in front of their children as a form of potty training, who are we to judge?

I can't imagine how things would get to this point EVER.

I reserve the right to judge anyone who wants someone to watch them poop.

Those poor kids.

What lucky children to have such a generous and thoughtful mother.

I always felt bad for that little one he looks like he should be singing “food glorious food”

Well I never did THAT.

Complete lack of boundaries = personality disorder(s).

Had he not left us, the late Chuck Berry would surely have written to Ms. Spelling to offer his attentive companionship.

Between this and constantly getting her deformed jugs out, bullies must make her kids' lives hell.

Then she'll tell the whole world that they are bullied.

Someone needs to punch her in the face and kick her box in.

Well at least I don't allow my kids to watch me shit in the Shitbra! Tori has no class!

I physically wish I had never physically seen her or physically heard this.

Would it easier to shit in a wig, Tori? I have several that need a hot, steaming loaf pinched into them.

The reactions to the People post about this on instagram are overwhelmingly negative.

Her next podcast will be full of whining at the backlash. She'll probably cry.