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"How To Date Billy Walsh" – kinda meh

Can someone remind me why our resident "Heartstopper" stans despise Sebastian Croft? Is it just jealousy because he supposedly dated Joe Locke? I wasn't crazy about "How To Date Billy Walsh," but Croft did a surprisingly good job playing a nerdy straight kid in love with his best (female) friend, and Tanner Buchanan was hot AF, especially with his much-improved hair (which has always looked weird on "Cobra Kai").

Slightly weird part: this movie would be rated R solely because of the dozens of "fucks" in its dialogue. Meanwhile, "Red, White & Royal Blue" was intended to be PG-13! (I read the book as well. It's *way* more sex- and cuss-filled, but I noticed that despite showing two guys fucking (albeit without nudity), the movie version excised every single F-bomb.

OTOH the plot of this movie was entirely absurd, though not quite "Red, White & Royal Blue" absurd. Tanner's character relocates to the UK for his final *month* of school, and from the US, because his dad had a business trip?!? OH COME ON. He'd stay in L.A. & graduate there, particularly since his character was likely 18 (and a legal adult).

Irony definitely noted that they ripped off the lovey social media graphics from "Heartstopper," but OTOH their most brazen theft from "Raiders of the Lost Ark," with a female student writing "LOVE YOU" on her eyelids for Billy. Anyway, apologies if there's already a thread on this, but I searched & couldn't find one (though I know it's been having problems for a while now).

Anyone else seen it yet?

by Anonymousreply 6September 18, 2024 8:56 AM

It is crap.

by Anonymousreply 1April 7, 2024 3:42 AM

The Heartstopper fraus are convinced he did their beloved Joe wrong -and their “proof” is extracted apparently by obsessive stalking of IG and determining who is following and being unfollowed. They are very very busy constructing a whole loony dramaturgy out of thin air. If you ever feel you’re struggling with mental health issues just check out the Heartstopper threads. Things could be worse.

by Anonymousreply 2April 7, 2024 3:49 AM

They’re bitter Bash is more attractive and moved on with a hotter twink. Movie sucks though.

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2024 3:28 AM

bash fades away as joe shines

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by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2024 8:05 AM

OP...are you 12?

by Anonymousreply 5September 17, 2024 11:45 AM

joe should have traded up tbh

by Anonymousreply 6September 18, 2024 8:56 AM
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